with: Boots Raingear Dijon Du Jour Positive Stress Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by Carrion_Live.

Edited by Lemon.

The people over at r/EscapingPrisonPlanet are obsessed with the concept of something called "Loosh". So what it loosh? Well, we read about it for about 45 minutes and we're not sure. What we do know is that they consider themselves vaguely gnostic and haven't really read a book before, but they have seen the extremely ugly Seth Rogan movie Sausage Party, and that's given them all the religious text they need.

This week, The F Plus makes the penis fit, but should it?

Music used:

1. Tom Waits - God's Away On Business
2. SPRINTS - Little Fix

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Frank West Zarla Bunnybread Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: rappad.co

Content provided by Sauce.

Edited by Adam Bozarth.

It's the first episode of 2026! What better was to celebrate the new year than an episode that won't mention 2025 at all. This episode of cryptocurrency songs was recorded in September 2024, and is now ready to be released to your podcast wallet. The only criteria for inclusion in the document is that the songwriter mentions Bitcoin at least once, so there are pro-Bitcoin raps, anti-Bitcoin protest songs, and some steampunk bullshit found its way in there, too.

This time, the F Plus asks why won’t you let me play my gaaaaaaaaames?

Music used:

1. Dirty Money - Antibalas
2. Bitcoin - Muzic King

Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth

with: Boots Raingear Portaxx John Toast Chai Tea Latte Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by thelizzerd.

Edited by Adam Bozarth.

So, pretty much every chain restaurant has its own subreddit, and we''re gonna look at at least half a dozen in this episode. From annoying customer complaints to terrible menu ideas to lots of poop problems to conspiracy theories, and even time for poetry at the end, this is really the Rax Salad Bar of F Plus episodes.

This week, The F Plus is a purely transactional podcast.

Music used:

1. Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song
2. The Village People - Big Mac

Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth

with: Boots Raingear Frank West Shell Game K Thor Jensen Lemon

reading: keshefoundation.org kfwiki.org etsy.com facebook.com keshescam.wordpress.com

Content provided by vampiresoftware.

Edited by Lemon.

Named after its founder, The Keshe Foundation speaks of something called “Plasma”, which has absolutely nothing to do with any definition of the word you've ever heard previously. There's also something called GANS, which is entirely new state of matter which has been named using a heretofore unprecedented method for writing an acronym. So what do “Plasma” and GANS do? Well, they cost money. But apparently they cure Coronavirus? So that's nice.

This week, everyone in The F Plus needs a way to distinguish their cummycups.

Music used:

1. Wendy O' Williams & The Plasmatics - Sex Junkie
2. Ke$ha - C'mon

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Shell Game Lemon

reading: poohadventures.fandom.com

Content provided by Doctor Interrogative.

Edited by Shell Game.

You probably don't know what The Pooh's Adventures Wiki is, but as of this episode, it has over 80,000 pages. Comprised mostly of fanon crossovers with other popular media franchises and embarassing self-inserts, this is a wiki where eventually all of popular culture can exist parallel to Tigger.

This week, The F Plus enters the Ryaniverse.

Music used:

1. St. Vincent - Digital Witness
2. aexzhouWinnie the Pooh (Trap Remix)

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Frank West Zarla Kendrick Lobstar Dijon Du Jour Lemon

reading: rosemarydoll.com

Content provided by thelizzerd.

Edited by Lemon.

Rosemary Doll is an online retailer of sex dolls that cost $2,000 or more apiece. And in addition to many many horrifying yet extremely funny photos, it also hosts a forum where sex doll enthuasiastscan talk about how great their lives are and yet how all the men on this forum seem to experience constant aching disappointment for some reason.

This episode, The F Plus will say "tossed so half a day come in" and you can't even stop us.

Music used:

1. Whores. - Fake Life
2. New York Dolls - Personality Crisis

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Lemon Boots Raingear Portaxx Ganymede Zarla

reading: orionmindproject.com

Content provided by Lucky Numbers.

Edited by Lemon.

Eva Draconis has had sex with multiple transdimensional lizard beings (Reptilians, Orions, and regular old dinosaurs) including a red Dragon Turtle named Hamish who she communicates with telepathically, and who sleeps in her bathroom on a rug and gets jealous of her Sims characters. And I know you're thinking you've heard all of this before, but just wait til we get to the bologna sandwich.

This week, The F Plus gets waterboarded, no big deal.

Music used:

1. Foxy Shazam - Holy Touch
2. Foxy Shazam - Teenage Demon Baby

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Portaxx Kendrick Lobstar Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by vampiresoftware.

Edited by Boots Raingear.

Shortstory1 is an extremely prolific author of (appropriately enough) short stories, mainly horror one-shots or absurdist premise pieces. Are the stories well written? Absolutely not. Are the stories good? Depends on your definition of good. Are the stories entertaining? Extremely so.

This episode, The F Plus thinks you're beautiful... in your own way.

Music used:

1. Magnetic Fields - Long-Forgotten Fairytale
2. Nomeansno - This Story Must Be Told

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear Frank West Shell Game Kendrick Lobstar Lemon

reading: niteflirt.com

Content provided by Shell Game.

Edited by Lemon.

The website niteflirt is a directory of phone sex operators, all of whom are looking for customers interested in paying them $2 a minute (minus fees) for a phone call. As you'd expect, the operators are primarily interested in financial domination, and many of them have profiles that are fun, but we're most keenly interested in Goddess Eriko who wants to introduce you to the concept of freedom through slavery. You see, Eriko wants to improve your life, and how that works is, you give her money. The end.

This epsiode, The F Plus watches the pilot episode of Just A Couple of Fuckholes.

Music used:

1. The B-52's - 6060 842
2. Nine Inch Nails - Happiness In Slavery

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Dijon Du Jour K Thor Jensen Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by vampiresoftware.

Edited by Lemon.

The subreddit of r/morbidquestions is (I suppose) meant to ask and answer thought-provoking yet dark questions. However, this is a subreddit, so therefore most of the questions are stupid edgelord nonsense, and the replies are banal upvote jockeying. But there's a lot of posts, so we've got plenty to work with.

This episode, The F Plus wants to know: Is Christmas Carol a good porn name?

Music used:

1. Night Club - Crime Scene
2. Fontaines D.C. - Starburster

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Lou Fernandez Chai Tea Latte Lemon

reading: rawconfessions.com

Content provided by vampiresoftware.

Edited by Lou Fernandez.

RAW Confessions is an anonymous confession site with very lax moderation. Naturally, this means the content on this website is extremely dire. So what you have is anonymous people sharing anonymous opinions that run the gamut from "pregnant women shouldn't have sex" to "The Matrix is trying to turn me gay" to "I'm in love with the electric chair". Buckle up.

This week, our mom lambasted us for releasing 405 episodes.

Music used:

1. Quan Pacino x Sleep Dawg - Raw Shit
2. Wiz Khalifa - Raw