This week, Arthur, Mitch and Nicole rewrite "District 9" without any preparation, protest the work of Blob Zombie, decipher the Rambo series' titling system, give "Final Destination" more credit than it deserves, try to rewind DVDs, get emotionally invested in "Dead Man on Campus," try to pronounce "Buscemi," and get all MSTie about Turkey Day Marathons of yore.

This week, Arthur, Nicole and Mitch champion the Avatar trailer, defend costumed citizens, arbitrarily make cowboys extinct, question Quentin Tarantino's integrity, overpraise "Overboard," lavish pity on McG, discuss the effects of lite beer on sexual orientation, and say "decolletage."

This week, Arthur, Mitch and Nicole memorialize Michael Jackson, fret about the growing disrespect for Friends, mourn the passing of Scrubs, bitch about commercial-free radio, ponder shape-shifting actresses, doubt the value of country music, praise physical violence, berate aging rock stars, vote on the sexiest music video of all time, and forget to talk about movies.