Podcast Title: "BULKHEAD!" Date: Monday, March 2, 2009
Description:Jon Storch and Snake Jacobs sit down for their inaugural podcast and discuss the first day of their recent trip to LA.

I just found out that some religious nuts started reading my blog. Not sure how I feel about it, but I guess their higher ups thought that they would drive traffic towards their site by purchasing the misspelling of my link: http://jonstorch.blogpsot.com 
Now don't get it twisted, I'm more flattered than Keira Knightly but I mean what kind of nutjobs do you think visit this site?
This site is fuckin' weird. It's got shit for adulterers/porn-watchers. It's got talk about the end of days, which I know is false because Arnold was in a movie and that all turned out OK:

The Soon Coming Climax
Proof The Bible Is True

WE ARE NOW IN THE LATTER DAYS OF THE END TIMES

HOW TO BE SAVED

(A brief summary)

This message may be called a road sign of warning. Some may look at a sign that reads—THE BRIDGE IS OUT, and say, "Oh, someone is just trying to scare us into taking another road; let’s go on the same way." They go on and plunge to their death. The sign was not meant to scare people, but to warn them of impending danger. The sign was put there, because someone cared and didn’t want others to perish.
God wants you to know, WHEN YOU SEE THESE THINGS COME TO PASS (the prophecies from the Bible in this message), KNOW YE THAT THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS NIGH AT HAND-Lk 21:31.

• Will Russia and some Arab nations invade Israel and the U.S.A. become involved? Yes.
• Will there be a one-world system or global economy? Yes.
• Will diseases increase such as AIDS? Yes.
• Did you know the Bible tells us about what is happening?


No, good fundamentalist sir, I don't know what the bible tells us about what is happening. Probably something about accepting Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior and blah diddy blah blah. Well guess what, this White Boy is a Jew, homie. Just like Jesus. Blahdow. 
Stop trying to pinch off some of the Jon Storch loaf.

UPDATE: Apparently they are trying to pinch off some of the Don Forch loaf too: http://donforch.blogpsot.com also directs you to this bullass site.
PROPS: - Letch, for misspelling blogspot and letting me know about the loafpinching in the first place.- Don Forch, for reading my post and letting me know about the further loafpinching. Love the blog, Don.

I stunt with a stallion, something Italian:


Or maybe Puerto Rican, you can catch me in Paris:



Storchy is back. Why? Do you really want to know? 
I'm Spiderman.

MORE EXCLUSIVE PICS FROM THE CAPED CRUSADER:

Djimon Hounson as Robin:

Amid the success of The Dark Knight at the box office, Jon Storch has received EXCLUSIVE news on the third installment in Director Christopher Nolan's revamped take on the Batman franchise. The following items are exclusive and can only be found here on Storchy's blog:

-EXCLUSIVE Item #1: The title will be "The Caped Crusader" and will be known tentatively as TCC or DK3.
-EXCLUSIVE Item #2: There will be two primary villains. One will be The Penguin played by the star of Be Kind Rewind, Jack Black (see below for concept art). The other has yet to be decided of cast but will most likely be a lesser known character from Batman lore.
-EXCLUSIVE Item #3: Robin will be introduced in the last 20 minutes of the film, but will not yet become Robin. They are in talks with Djimon Hounson to play Dick Grayson.
-EXCLUSIVE Item #4: Christopher Nolan will be sharing the writing duties with his brother Jonathan and Joel & Ethan Coen and will give the writing credit to "Nolan Coen." It will be the Coen brothers' first time working on a "Superhero movie." In response to signing on to The Caped Crusader, Ethan was quoted as saying he and his brother were "excited as shit."

Some additions to the real world post. Props to Snake Jacobs & Sports Guy:

yes.

Unfortunately, "Sexy Black StripperDonk Ass Dance Ass Booty Black Girl." is no longer available on youtube. "Big Booty Strippers #1" will have to do.

Celtics go up 2-0. Real Leprechaun sighting. There are no such thing as big coincidences and small coincidences, just coincidences.

Remix:

This season of the Real World is eerily reminiscent of Oscar Robertson's 1961-1962 season.

Some lookalikes in honor of tomorrow night's ep:

This female is a horrible human being.

Will played his way into a large contract with the Kings.
Fact: Raggedy Ann was a Meth-Addict-Stipper-Turned-Coke-Addict-American Idol-Finalist

Dave, nice work in Saving Silverman.

Greg's new "associates" are KG, Paulie, and Ray Ray.
Jimmy Nooch=The Greatest Character in RW History (Brad on Roids)

I mailed this one in. But Katie Holmes was money in The Gift in the boob scene.

"Those MS Paint Skills Are Becoming Lethal."