Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
6 minutes 36 seconds
247 First Things First TV - "Silent Hill"
Heather discusses drunk dialing Anita Hill, why if you're anti-sex why you shouldn't sell sex toys and the lives of the rich and tasteless.
21 October 2010, 4:50 am
4 minutes 36 seconds
246 First Things First TV - "Tasteless Noise"
Heather discusses the Insane Clown Group, white noise and food and speeding in your old age.
15 October 2010, 11:36 pm
4 minutes 52 seconds
245 First Things First TV - "No ifs, ands, or butts"
Heather discusses your butt, your middle finger as art and Wii little injuries.
6 October 2010, 6:14 am
4 minutes 42 seconds
244 First Things First TV - "Mouse Trap"
Heather discusses mouse bread, neanderthals and wizard hats. Just another Tuesday.
29 September 2010, 12:19 am
6 minutes 3 seconds
243 First Things First TV - "Poop Art"
Heather discusses zombies, spelling mistakes, Lennon's toilet and robotripping. Sounds bad but it's so good.
9 September 2010, 1:52 am
5 minutes 38 seconds
242 First Things First TV - "Sewer or Later"
What do Tiger Woods, traffic jams and sewers have in common? Watch and find out!
24 August 2010, 1:53 am
4 minutes 41 seconds
241 First Things First TV - "Mea Culpa"
Heather discusses the dangers of eating peas, horror film sets and the state of America's schools.
15 August 2010, 1:46 am
7 minutes 50 seconds
240 First Things First TV - "The Priest and the Beast"
Heather discusses giving dogs communion, loving your baby and conning people.
1 August 2010, 12:59 am
7 minutes 53 seconds
239 First Things First TV - "Distiller Alive"
Heather discusses dynamite, gay Mexican vacations and moonshine. Oh yeah.
19 July 2010, 5:03 am
7 minutes 37 seconds
237 First Things First TV - "Flight of the Maggots"
Heather discusses maggots, overpaid politicians and leprechauns. ;
1 July 2010, 9:32 pm
10 minutes 36 seconds
237 First Things First TV - "My Left Bigfoot"
Psychic Octopuses! Bigfoot! Drug Lords! It's all here!