Ask Palpatine

Ask Palpatine

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I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. Really. Once you get to know me you'll find out that I'm really a nice guy.Honestly.

7 minutes 2 seconds

Ask Palpatine 42: Turning a Jedi

In this episode, Emperor Palpatine answer "How do you turn a Jedi?" And then he sings a cool song.

4 May 2014, 1:30 am
5 minutes 24 seconds

Ask Palpatine is Coming Back!

Holy crap, here I am!

20 April 2014, 3:04 am
4 minutes 59 seconds

Ask Palpatine 303: Gettin' the Girl

theres this girl at my school named cheyanne I really like her can you give me advice on how I should ask her out I pray that the force be with me.

23 March 2010, 4:03 am
4 minutes 25 seconds

Ask Palpatine 202: Load-Bearing Chicks

This week's question is: Who gets the most ladies? You or Kirk?

1 March 2010, 4:47 am
4 minutes 56 seconds

Ask Palpatine 201: Unicorn Fingers

The question for this episode is: Can you shoot more than lighting from your fingertips, like fire? The song is Poker Face, by Lady Gaga

16 February 2010, 1:21 pm
4 minutes 9 seconds

Ask Palpatine Season 2!

Ask Palpatine season 2 is coming February 16. It will be 20 episodes long, so send in your questions now!

24 January 2010, 2:45 am
2 minutes 2 seconds

Ask Palpatine 38: Clone Trooper Happy Meal

If I'm using Clone Troopers for hot dogs, why not turn them into an entire meal?

14 February 2009, 5:38 pm
3 minutes 15 seconds

Ask Palpatine 37: Fun Times on Hoth

After a significant wait, Palpatine brings you 3 questions in a single episode!

14 January 2009, 8:32 pm
2 minutes 20 seconds

Amazon won't let me get their new Amazon Mobile App!

I want to get their FREE app, but they won't let me! Why? Because I'm not in the US. Because for some reason, I can only get something from them, for free, if I'm in the right country. Unbelievable!

4 December 2008, 6:45 am
5 minutes

Ask Palpatine 36: Sith Holidays?

Do you celebrate normal holidays, or special Sith holidays?

22 November 2008, 9:42 pm
5 minutes 4 seconds

Puppet Wars

Where we respond to Loren Feldman's response to a blog entry we wrote which was critical of him.

12 November 2008, 2:39 am
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