• 43 minutes 58 seconds
    330 - ⁠Hamish’s Meme Misfire

    The boys come up with a plan to show Bec an elegant, dignified way to sneak a respectful nod to golf into her and Andy’s wedding. Darcy is completely blindsided by the first “Darcy Under the Microscope” of the year, and Hamish shares the one meme category that doesn’t land with his wife, Zoë - online or offline. Meanwhile, Jack turns to Andy for help navigating the awkward return of a drum kit he borrowed from Hamish. 

    1. Horgs Chats Golf at the Wedding 
    2. Darcy Under the Microscope 
    3. Hamish's DMs with Zoë 
    4. How to Return The Drums to Sydney 

    6 May 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 43 minutes 30 seconds
    329 - The Pub's Been Robbed!

    The King Bee reveals the progress he’s made on his organic, single-origin NZ alpine honey venture, and the guys have another classic interaction with beloved pizza shop owner Zio Pino. They also set some ground rules for the upcoming Golden Day, where Hamish gets to impulse-buy his way out of his online shopping habit, and chat to the manager of their pub, Old Mates in New York, about an iconic Australian artefact stolen by a very unlikely pair!

    1. Hame’s Hives Ring-Around 
    2. Pizza Lotto 
    3. Golden Day Announcement 
    4. Old Mates Robbery 

    29 April 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 42 minutes 20 seconds
    328 - From One Dad to Another... I Want My Drums Back!

    Hamish wants his drum kit back from Jack and has found a very roundabout way of requesting its return. Tagline Sleuth returns with two big hitters as we attempt to settle who got in first! Chit Chat Champions is also back, and the boys check in with a naturopath, their friend Belle, to get a professional opinion on just how healthy their bowel movements are.

    1. Hamish Wants His Drum Kit Back 
    2. Tag-Line Sleuth 
    3. Mitch Calls Back 
    4. Chit Chat Champions 
    5. Naturopath Belle 

    22 April 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 41 minutes 32 seconds
    327 - ⁠Jingle Joust Returns

    Andy gets word from Liam Hemsworth’s camp in response to the challenge invite. Plus Jingle Joust returns, you send in some epic Power Moves, Hamish goes way too deep on his bowel movements (again), and Bec’s has an emergency spider call.

    1. Jingle Joust 
    2. Most Expensive Fish 
    3. Power Moves 
    4. Poo Clock 
    5. Case of the Fake Spider 

    15 April 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 45 minutes 47 seconds
    326 - Andy's Always Living In Hame's Head

    The boys plan to use the People’s Bitcoin on a Hamish-led impulse shopping spree, then turn it into a game show where you can try to win Hamish’s haul. The Lady of Stain makes her return with some frankly shocking stain removal advice, there’s a husband-and-wife Gusto Check, and Hamish reflects on being a fast-and-loose operator.

    1. Bitcoin Blitz 
    2. Lady of Stain 
    3. Double Gusto Check - Sam’s Spring Cleaning 
    4. Andy’s Always In Hame’s Head 

    8 April 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 42 minutes 7 seconds
    325 - ⁠Definitive Answer On Who Is The Sexiest Dancer

    The Hottest Dance Contest results are in! But whose moves reign supreme - Hamish, Andy, or Jack? The women of New York City give the final verdict. Extreme Empath makes its long-awaited return for the year, and Andy walks us through the best (and possibly most questionable) ads he spotted over summer. Plus, the latest on Liam Hemsworth and the skill challenge invite - and, of course, Hamish's bee operation!

    1. Who's The Sexiest Dancer? 
    2. Extreme Empaths 
    3. Best Ads Of The Summer 
    4. Hemsworth... The Chosen One? 

    1 April 2026, 1:00 pm
  • 44 minutes 33 seconds
    324 - The Wedding Game Results

    Upset Andy makes its return for the year - and you guys deliver! Andy reveals the results of the Wedding Game, along with Bec’s reactions to his questionable pitches during planning. Meanwhile, scientists in the UK have determined the most attractive dance style for men trying to impress women. Naturally, Hamish wants to put it to the test, setting up a dance contest between the boys!

    1. Upset Andy 
    2. Andy’s Wedding Pitches 
    3. Hame’s Follow Up Wedding Pitch Attempt 
    4. Dance Contest 

    25 March 2026, 1:00 pm
  • 46 minutes 39 seconds
    323 - Hame & Jack Join Andy’s Wedding Planning Team

    Hamish and Jack set some tricky challenges for Andy to weave into his wedding planning. You try to stump the boys with the first batch of Tell Us Someone entries for the year. With golf an unpopular topic on the podcast and at home, Hamish has come up with an interesting way to conceal it. Plus, the boys catch up on some important loose ends!

    1. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 
    2. Hamish Paints The Mona Lisa 
    3. The Wedding Challenge Ideas 
    4. Jack’s H&A Boardgame 

    18 March 2026, 1:00 pm
  • 42 minutes 17 seconds
    322 - The Bee Farm Re-Pitch

    Before making their final decision on what to do with the People’s Bitcoin, Hamish re-pitches his plan to purchase a bee farm. Andy plays a fun guessing game with the boys involving Siri. Hamish and Jack set Andy’s wedding planning challenges. Plus, Andy reveals his lawyer’s response to Hamish’s suggestion of sending out a 5-star health rating for Dimmies & Tinnies.

    1. Bitcoin Ideas - The Price Is Correct 
    2. Andy’s Wedding Challenge 
    3. Siri Name Game 
    4. Health Star Penalties 

    11 March 2026, 1:00 pm
  • 51 minutes 22 seconds
    321 - Back With A Bitcoin To Burn

    Andy updates the people on where their Bitcoin is sitting post-Mandated Break, and the boys float a few ideas for how it might eventually be spent (wisely?). A bold skills claim from Liam Hemsworth prompts a call to actor Dave Lawson to verify the story, and there’s a Power Move from a 99-year-old to admire. Web Geezer Jez shares some big news after 18 glorious years with the team.

    1. The People’s Bitcoin 
    2. Hemsworth’s Huge Claim 
    3. Power Moves 
    4. Web Geezer Jez 

    4 March 2026, 1:00 pm
  • 48 minutes 12 seconds
    2025 Ep 320 - Burg Boys!

    Hamish, Andy and Jack head to Mildura to test the security of small business accounting firm DHM Partners. With months of planning and full approval from boss Rob, the boys attempt a grand theft auto–style art heist: steal the company Suzuki Swift and nab a stairwell painting without being detected. Expect questionable disguises, bold plans, and the chaos only the trio can deliver. This is BURG BOYS!

    3 December 2025, 1:00 pm
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