CERN just shut down for four years… coincidence? The boys cover SCOTUS handing Trump power to fire executive branch officials, ending temporary protected status for one million immigrants, saving mail-in ballots in a five to four ruling, and banning geofence warrants. Plus the Mandela Effect, Fruit of the Loom cornucopia debate, and Trump still owes E. Jean Carroll $5 million. F*** You, So What.

A political dark comedy podcast for people who are tired of the news but can’t stop watching it. This week: spotting biased journalism, the real numbers behind J6 pardons vs. election fraud claims, TikTok’s weird old-guy beef culture, David Goggins discourse, and a preschool cheese scandal that should not have happened. Government incompetence commentary, no filter, minimal impulse control. New episodes weekly. thedingodaily.com

The Dingo Daily News Network is officially open for business at thedingodaily.com. The boys cover the reflecting pool algae disaster, why the federal minimum wage should be $23 an hour, the leveraged asset tax loophole keeping billionaires untaxed, the world’s first trillionaire vs. Ebola testing supplies in Congo, tipping culture, and the Epstein trolley problem. F*** You, So What.

Robbbie’s live from Boca Raton while Trump ruins the NBA Finals at MSG. The boys cover Bill Pulte’s appointment as Director of National Intelligence, a Sandy Hook shooter game on Roblox rated for ages 9+, ICE raids gutting South Florida’s landscaping workforce, Iran war casualties the government won’t confirm, and grocery prices that are definitely not down. F*** You, So What.

Reddit Part 9 brings on new guest Michael Wenas for an Ask Gay Bros special during Pride Month. Grindr notification horror stories, the Trump administration’s plan to replace Pride Month with Veterans Month, funeral strippers in China, and OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue’s baby shower controversy. F*** You, So What.

Mr. Yeast takes over and honestly? He’s the worst. The boys cover the Knicks’ NBA Finals run, Tesla’s antisemitic conspiracy mode, Trump’s airport naming rights merch grift, a North Carolina bill that would legalize murdering women for using birth control, government spyware on federal employee phones, and more. Dark times. Go vote. Subscribe if you’re also just some guy screaming into the internet. F*** You, So What.

Diarrhea frequencies, the $1.776B Anti-Weaponization slush fund, Kash Patel snorkeling at Pearl Harbor, Congress insider trading on $174K salaries, Luigi Mangione’s gun evidence, the Epstein list’s most embarrassing entries, and whether a new pandemic would actually fix voter turnout. Brooklyn joins, and Dingo updates the soundboard he absolutely should not have.

Somehow “Tad reads Pokémon erotica” and “American democracy is functionally a suggestion” are the same episode. Also: Hantavirus PTSD is real, a World Cup nobody is coming to, and RFK has some thoughts on treatment involving raccoon penis. Everything sucks. Subscribe anyway.

Mexico launched universal healthcare. A cruise ship is stranded with hantavirus on board. Spirit Airlines is dead but the people want to buy it — Dingo has thoughts on the tail fin. The ROBE Act wants SCOTUS term limits. Data centers might be a front for elite bunkers. Trump talked about a reflecting pool for 10 minutes. Dingo shot a squirrel and then apologized to it in his yard. It’s a full one.

This week we’re joined by Rainos from Australia — and things get weird fast. We debate whether Americans can handle alien disclosure, establish the rules for interplanetary relations, and Tad shares his firsthand UFO encounter from 1998. Also his alien foot-scanning incident. Yes, really. Robbbie has a proposal for the current administration. Dingo does not care. The FBI is welcome to subscribe. New episodes every week. Like and subscribe.

Scientists are dying. An asteroid is coming. NASA says we’re fine. We don’t believe them. This week we pull the thread on a cluster of dead and missing researchers, connect it to a space rock that may or may not be an alien spacecraft, follow the money to the usual suspects, and somehow end up debating what’s actually American. Tinfoil hats required.