JD Vance takes an illegal ballot selfie, breaking the law in three states at once. The Dingo Weekly also goes current for the first time ever, breaks down Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate run, and asks why Europe’s food safety rules trace back to universal healthcare. Plus free AI clones of Adobe and PlayStation have Robbbie and Tad debating what actually counts as an emulator, and Robbbie debuts his MySpace/Vine nostalgia project range.bar. We’re doing it live, baby. F*** You, So What.

FCC lets Paramount sell nearly half of itself to Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the UAE, meaning CBS, CNN, HBO, The Daily Show, and John Oliver now answer to foreign governments. Robbbie, Tad, and Dingo break down what that actually means for American news. Plus: Yom Kippur fasting rules, a debate over sinning before sundown, and a surprisingly detailed healthcare and NAFTA policy rant. F*** You, So What.

Mitch McConnell resurfaces after months of silence, wheeled in with a childhood polio excuse and two decades of dodging the press. Plus: composting your own waste for the garden, cassowaries planting entire rainforests with fruit seeds, kids who genuinely don’t remember 9/11, and Trump flying two separate Air Force Ones just for a golf trip. Nobody has a job requirement anymore. F*** You, So What.

Robbbie, Tad and Dingo tackle Google Zero, dead internet theory, and why an AI company thought “T-800” was a good name for a fighting robot. Plus: gutters, a homemade leaf blower hack, and a debate over whether AGI panic is even rational. Somewhere in there, health care is still two weeks away. F*** You, So What.

Trump renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America and Google immediately complied. The Department of Labor posted a fascist slogan. Deregulated meat processing could bring back mad cow disease and prion brain damage. The USDA cancelled Cyclospora research after 17,000 people got sick. Ancient glacier bacteria resistant to all modern antibiotics is melting into rivers. Also, Mitch McConnell was still dead. F*** You, So What.

Trump’s mystery beef imports are from Brazil and Argentina, the same country China rejected for chloramphenicol antibiotic contamination and a USDA recall. The boys cover the Lindsay Clancy murder trial, Mitch McConnell sitting motionless in the Senate for 20 hours, Amazon destroying rare books to train AI, biological computers made from human blood in Singapore, and the Robot Olympics 2026. F*** You, So What.

Karoline Leavitt may have resigned after learning Trump used her as an unwitting decoy on the less secure Air Force One while he escaped Turkey in a catering cart with aide Natalie Harp. Trump’s crypto company World Liberty Financial just got approved to become a bank. ICE is spending $20 million on shock gloves, foodborne illness is up 400%, and Mitch McConnell is officially Bigfoot. F*** You, So What.

Iran says the Strait of Hormuz stays closed until Trump is gone or they get $300 billion. Whichever comes first. Trump was smuggled out of Turkey in a catering cart. The boys debate ranked choice voting, the two party system, functional illiteracy, the National Popular Vote Act, and whether Fauci deserves any of this. Also Tad is microdosing and has never been calmer. F*** You, So What.

Tad stress drank three tequilas before recording started. Mitch McConnell has vanished from the hospital he’s supposedly in. Canada, France, Spain, Greece, and Washington state are all on fire. Supply chain expert and returning guest Brian says tariffs and trade chaos won’t stabilize until 2028. Dingo wants a free HGTV renovation house. Did we mention Brian’s here? F*** You, So What.

Taylor Farms called the White House to delay a parasite recall and the administration naturally obliged. The boys cover the diarrhea conspiracy, Russia spotting targets for Iran’s attacks on US troops while Trump takes Putin’s word for it, Trump posting AI memes all night, Mitch McConnell’s increasingly fake proof of life photos, the Tesla Cybertruck declared the biggest automotive flop in US history, and LeBron to the Sixers. F*** You, So What.

A company just got congressional approval to launch 50,000 space mirrors and own the sun. The boys cover Reflect Orbital’s sunshine on demand scheme, Trump’s Truth Social API charging $100k a month for early tweet access, the Strait of Hormuz being 99% closed, Mitch McConnell’s AI-generated proof of life photos, Trump booed and photoshopped out of the World Cup, and the Taylor Farms lettuce outbreak. F*** You, So What.