Mr. Yeast takes over and honestly? He’s the worst. The boys cover the Knicks’ NBA Finals run, Tesla’s antisemitic conspiracy mode, Trump’s airport naming rights merch grift, a North Carolina bill that would legalize murdering women for using birth control, government spyware on federal employee phones, and more. Dark times. Go vote. Subscribe if you’re also just some guy screaming into the internet. F*** You, So What.

Diarrhea frequencies, the $1.776B Anti-Weaponization slush fund, Kash Patel snorkeling at Pearl Harbor, Congress insider trading on $174K salaries, Luigi Mangione’s gun evidence, the Epstein list’s most embarrassing entries, and whether a new pandemic would actually fix voter turnout. Brooklyn joins, and Dingo updates the soundboard he absolutely should not have.

Somehow “Tad reads Pokémon erotica” and “American democracy is functionally a suggestion” are the same episode. Also: Hantavirus PTSD is real, a World Cup nobody is coming to, and RFK has some thoughts on treatment involving raccoon penis. Everything sucks. Subscribe anyway.

Mexico launched universal healthcare. A cruise ship is stranded with hantavirus on board. Spirit Airlines is dead but the people want to buy it — Dingo has thoughts on the tail fin. The ROBE Act wants SCOTUS term limits. Data centers might be a front for elite bunkers. Trump talked about a reflecting pool for 10 minutes. Dingo shot a squirrel and then apologized to it in his yard. It’s a full one.

This week we’re joined by Rainos from Australia — and things get weird fast. We debate whether Americans can handle alien disclosure, establish the rules for interplanetary relations, and Tad shares his firsthand UFO encounter from 1998. Also his alien foot-scanning incident. Yes, really. Robbbie has a proposal for the current administration. Dingo does not care. The FBI is welcome to subscribe. New episodes every week. Like and subscribe.

Scientists are dying. An asteroid is coming. NASA says we’re fine. We don’t believe them. This week we pull the thread on a cluster of dead and missing researchers, connect it to a space rock that may or may not be an alien spacecraft, follow the money to the usual suspects, and somehow end up debating what’s actually American. Tinfoil hats required.

The crew is back for Reddit Part 8, this time with special guest Lizz Evalen, Chicago comedian and professional chaos agent. Robbbie, Tad, and Dingo dive into Reddit’s wildest relationship dilemmas — cowboy boot bridezillas, mystery suitcases, tampered condoms, unplugged routers, and the husband who forgets you exist. Lizz fits right in. Subscribe for weekly episodes.

Congratulations — you made the list. The FBI’s new NSPM-7 basically classifies anyone who isn’t MAGA as a domestic terrorist. Dingo, Robbbie & Tad walk through the checklist live.

Also: ICE crashes a Marine graduation, a Sunday school teacher gets arrested on her wedding day, and Iran’s Lego rap videos are embarrassing the entire U.S. government.

Democracy’s fine. Everything’s fine.

Are we living in a society? Evidence suggests no. Armed guards at preschools. GoFundMe pages for plane crash survivors. Pete Hegseth’s insider trading (with a satisfying twist). Palm Beach Airport’s unfortunate rebrand. Todd Blanche gutting the DOJ and bragging about it. Philip Burke: Asshole of the Week. Plus the WWI Christmas Truce, Zelenskyy’s Nobel nod, and Robbbie’s rage-brained bitterness. Dark comedy. Political satire. Government incompetence.

What’s in the water? Everything. None of it good. The store is open — grab your “F*ck You, So What?” mug while the oceans die. This week: microplastics in your balls, ICE detaining a woman who was literally already leaving, TSA working for free because daddy said no, and the diesel supply quietly circling the drain. Also Bucks County Pennsylvania is absolutely cooked and Dingo has been eating the same dinner for years. No notes. Things are bleak. Buy a shirt.

The TikTok sale has a $10 billion transaction fee going to the Trump administration and we can’t stop yelling about government corruption. From aircraft carriers on fire to selling national security briefings for campaign donations, we break down the headlines that broke us.

Also: Laura Loomer’s face, treason for money, and why politicians should be universally hated again.