A company just got congressional approval to launch 50,000 space mirrors and own the sun. The boys cover Reflect Orbital’s sunshine on demand scheme, Trump’s Truth Social API charging $100k a month for early tweet access, the Strait of Hormuz being 99% closed, Mitch McConnell’s AI-generated proof of life photos, Trump booed and photoshopped out of the World Cup, and the Taylor Farms lettuce outbreak. F*** You, So What.

Chicago comedian Lizz returns for a deep dive into the viral Facebook group Are We Dating the Same Guy. AI catfish romance scams, Illinois biometrics laws, a woman staying with a potentially dangerous boyfriend because he pays for her gel nails, a man who lied about a threesome with his step cousin, the first date bill debate, and why a firefighter with a lisp is actually a great catch. F*** You, So What.

Mitch McConnell has been unconscious for three weeks and his wife flew to China. The boys cover the Mitch McConnell coma conspiracy and the August 3rd Senate seat deadline, Florida gubernatorial candidate Bobby Williams saying one-day maternity leave is enough, Zohran Mamdani’s thermostat controversy, Graham Platner’s controversial tattoo and misconduct allegations, and Dingo’s Fourth of July hit and run with a Mister Softee truck. F*** You, So What.

CERN just shut down for four years… coincidence? The boys cover SCOTUS handing Trump power to fire executive branch officials, ending temporary protected status for one million immigrants, saving mail-in ballots in a five to four ruling, and banning geofence warrants. Plus the Mandela Effect, Fruit of the Loom cornucopia debate, and Trump still owes E. Jean Carroll $5 million. F*** You, So What.

A political dark comedy podcast for people who are tired of the news but can’t stop watching it. This week: spotting biased journalism, the real numbers behind J6 pardons vs. election fraud claims, TikTok’s weird old-guy beef culture, David Goggins discourse, and a preschool cheese scandal that should not have happened. Government incompetence commentary, no filter, minimal impulse control. New episodes weekly. thedingodaily.com

The Dingo Daily News Network is officially open for business at thedingodaily.com. The boys cover the reflecting pool algae disaster, why the federal minimum wage should be $23 an hour, the leveraged asset tax loophole keeping billionaires untaxed, the world’s first trillionaire vs. Ebola testing supplies in Congo, tipping culture, and the Epstein trolley problem. F*** You, So What.

Robbbie’s live from Boca Raton while Trump ruins the NBA Finals at MSG. The boys cover Bill Pulte’s appointment as Director of National Intelligence, a Sandy Hook shooter game on Roblox rated for ages 9+, ICE raids gutting South Florida’s landscaping workforce, Iran war casualties the government won’t confirm, and grocery prices that are definitely not down. F*** You, So What.

Reddit Part 9 brings on new guest Michael Wenas for an Ask Gay Bros special during Pride Month. Grindr notification horror stories, the Trump administration’s plan to replace Pride Month with Veterans Month, funeral strippers in China, and OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue’s baby shower controversy. F*** You, So What.

Mr. Yeast takes over and honestly? He’s the worst. The boys cover the Knicks’ NBA Finals run, Tesla’s antisemitic conspiracy mode, Trump’s airport naming rights merch grift, a North Carolina bill that would legalize murdering women for using birth control, government spyware on federal employee phones, and more. Dark times. Go vote. Subscribe if you’re also just some guy screaming into the internet. F*** You, So What.

Diarrhea frequencies, the $1.776B Anti-Weaponization slush fund, Kash Patel snorkeling at Pearl Harbor, Congress insider trading on $174K salaries, Luigi Mangione’s gun evidence, the Epstein list’s most embarrassing entries, and whether a new pandemic would actually fix voter turnout. Brooklyn joins, and Dingo updates the soundboard he absolutely should not have.

Somehow “Tad reads Pokémon erotica” and “American democracy is functionally a suggestion” are the same episode. Also: Hantavirus PTSD is real, a World Cup nobody is coming to, and RFK has some thoughts on treatment involving raccoon penis. Everything sucks. Subscribe anyway.