Iran says the Strait of Hormuz stays closed until Trump is gone or they get $300 billion. Whichever comes first. Trump was smuggled out of Turkey in a catering cart. The boys debate ranked choice voting, the two party system, functional illiteracy, the National Popular Vote Act, and whether Fauci deserves any of this. Also Tad is microdosing and has never been calmer. F*** You, So What.

Tad stress drank three tequilas before recording started. Mitch McConnell has vanished from the hospital he’s supposedly in. Canada, France, Spain, Greece, and Washington state are all on fire. Supply chain expert and returning guest Brian says tariffs and trade chaos won’t stabilize until 2028. Dingo wants a free HGTV renovation house. Did we mention Brian’s here? F*** You, So What.

Taylor Farms called the White House to delay a parasite recall and the administration naturally obliged. The boys cover the diarrhea conspiracy, Russia spotting targets for Iran’s attacks on US troops while Trump takes Putin’s word for it, Trump posting AI memes all night, Mitch McConnell’s increasingly fake proof of life photos, the Tesla Cybertruck declared the biggest automotive flop in US history, and LeBron to the Sixers. F*** You, So What.

A company just got congressional approval to launch 50,000 space mirrors and own the sun. The boys cover Reflect Orbital’s sunshine on demand scheme, Trump’s Truth Social API charging $100k a month for early tweet access, the Strait of Hormuz being 99% closed, Mitch McConnell’s AI-generated proof of life photos, Trump booed and photoshopped out of the World Cup, and the Taylor Farms lettuce outbreak. F*** You, So What.

Chicago comedian Lizz returns for a deep dive into the viral Facebook group Are We Dating the Same Guy. AI catfish romance scams, Illinois biometrics laws, a woman staying with a potentially dangerous boyfriend because he pays for her gel nails, a man who lied about a threesome with his step cousin, the first date bill debate, and why a firefighter with a lisp is actually a great catch. F*** You, So What.

Mitch McConnell has been unconscious for three weeks and his wife flew to China. The boys cover the Mitch McConnell coma conspiracy and the August 3rd Senate seat deadline, Florida gubernatorial candidate Bobby Williams saying one-day maternity leave is enough, Zohran Mamdani’s thermostat controversy, Graham Platner’s controversial tattoo and misconduct allegations, and Dingo’s Fourth of July hit and run with a Mister Softee truck. F*** You, So What.

CERN just shut down for four years… coincidence? The boys cover SCOTUS handing Trump power to fire executive branch officials, ending temporary protected status for one million immigrants, saving mail-in ballots in a five to four ruling, and banning geofence warrants. Plus the Mandela Effect, Fruit of the Loom cornucopia debate, and Trump still owes E. Jean Carroll $5 million. F*** You, So What.

A political dark comedy podcast for people who are tired of the news but can’t stop watching it. This week: spotting biased journalism, the real numbers behind J6 pardons vs. election fraud claims, TikTok’s weird old-guy beef culture, David Goggins discourse, and a preschool cheese scandal that should not have happened. Government incompetence commentary, no filter, minimal impulse control. New episodes weekly. thedingodaily.com

The Dingo Daily News Network is officially open for business at thedingodaily.com. The boys cover the reflecting pool algae disaster, why the federal minimum wage should be $23 an hour, the leveraged asset tax loophole keeping billionaires untaxed, the world’s first trillionaire vs. Ebola testing supplies in Congo, tipping culture, and the Epstein trolley problem. F*** You, So What.

Robbbie’s live from Boca Raton while Trump ruins the NBA Finals at MSG. The boys cover Bill Pulte’s appointment as Director of National Intelligence, a Sandy Hook shooter game on Roblox rated for ages 9+, ICE raids gutting South Florida’s landscaping workforce, Iran war casualties the government won’t confirm, and grocery prices that are definitely not down. F*** You, So What.

Reddit Part 9 brings on new guest Michael Wenas for an Ask Gay Bros special during Pride Month. Grindr notification horror stories, the Trump administration’s plan to replace Pride Month with Veterans Month, funeral strippers in China, and OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue’s baby shower controversy. F*** You, So What.