Married At First Sight Australia spoilers, scandals, recaps, rants and exclusive interviews by the creator of piss take page MAFS Funny, aka Joshua Fox.
If you can't wait to see what goes down at this year's Married At First Sight reunion, here's a little spoiler guide! Featuring a debrief with my mum at the very end.
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The drama didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling after Final Vows, and here's everything that happened in the days (and weeks) that followed the brides who made it to the very end.
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This evening we watched Danny and David brutally dump their wives during the Married At First Sight final vow ceremonies, so I've taken their brutal speeches and turned them into two surprising songs.
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After waking up to many messages requesting this, here you go - featuring the lyrics below for you to sing a long too. This will make no sense if you haven't listened to yesterday's podcast.
Verse 1
Dear Scott,
This hurts in a way I didn’t think it could.
Through all the chaos and odds stacked against us we had found a real connection, and for me love.
It felt real the way you looked at me, the way we spoke about our future, looked at houses and even spoke about family pets we wanted.
Verse 2
When I entered this experiment I was incredibly hard shelled,
but overtime you softened me,
and I thank you for bringing that side back out in me.
Chorus 1
When we packed our bags together that day,
I truly believed we were leaving together, choosing each other, not the experiment.
I was ready to face whatever came next with you by my side,
but then you stayed and didn’t follow through, with our plans...
in saying that, if I had of known you'd be uncomfortable I would have never left.
I wish you told me why you didn’t leave with me,
and I'm hoping for some closure because the last 3 months have meant everything to me.
Bridge
I want to take accountability for the times I’d self sabotage and walk out, I’m sorry Scott.
At the time in this experiment I’ve felt emotionally exhausted with pressure and missing my daughter.
[AI started doing it's own mumble thing here]
Chorus 2
When we packed our bags together that day,
I truly believed we were leaving together, choosing each other, not the experiment.
I was ready to face whatever came next with you by my side,
but then you stayed and didn’t follow through, with our plans...
in saying that, if I had of known you'd be uncomfortable I would have never left.
I wish you told me why you didn’t leave with me,
[AI started doing it's own mumble thing here again]
Outro
It’s hard being a single mum, I don’t let people in easy but I let you in.
My daughter...
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There's two weeks left of this year's Married At First Sight, and here's what to expect during this week's final dinner party where Gia and Scott break up and final vows where two other couples call it quits...
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I told Bec she could only come on the podcast if she's brutally honest and nothing is off limits... and what she said even surprised me. During the chat, we spoke about alcoholism, drug use, the truth about the house she owns, getting fired from her job and why she believed Danny was falling for her amongst many other things.
If you've ever thought about going on a reality show, let this be a reminder why you shouldn't.
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As the backlash continues to grow against Alissa following her abrupt change of edit, I’ve gone through her interviews this week, what’s been leaked to the media in the lead up to these scenes and what I think will happen next to shift public opinion.
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For those who have been asking “Are Married At First Sight’s Steven and Rachel are still together?” I’ve finally got the answer for you - and it isn’t good news…
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As Rebecca becomes the latest Married At First Sight cast member to now distance themselves from Gia, here’s how the “boss babes” group has officially ended. Plus, I analyse what I believe is Gia’s PR strategy to quickly do some damage control.
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Welcome to your weekly spoiler episode with what to expect on Married At First Sight this week as the "temptation" task is brought back, the cast meet their alternative matches and Gia is already trying to get ahead of her drama...
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After a couple of weeks of speculation, we finally now have the real reason David and Alissa fell apart on Married At First Sight - and not only does this change everything while proving the show is fake, but it also makes me look at the recent "source quote" news articles very differently.
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