Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

For people who like history but don't care what actually happened

  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Wearing Your Dad’s Suit To Chat Up Your Mum | Sigmund Freud & The Birth of Psychology (Part 1)

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    From your mum’s tits to sexy pig noses – welcome to the worst dinner party of your life.  

    The History of Psychology (Part One)


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    Chapters:


    00:00 - The Fruitiest Time 

    04:08 - Horny Or Hungry?  

    09:48 - I’m Black Bile  

    13:51 - Sexy Pig Nose 

    21:16 - Is That Science?  

    23:30 - My First Douche  

    26:25 - Nonce Magician  

    29:55 - Charlie’s Balls 

    37:52 - The Sarcastic Breastfeeder 

    42:41 - Oedipum  

    48:41 - Freud Is A Bore 

    53:00 - Suck Your Mum’s Tits  

    56:29 - Weird Therapy  

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    23 February 2026, 4:00 am
  • 52 minutes 57 seconds
    Going Dubai with @MarkAnthonyFitness | Cleopatra (Part 2)

    Cleopatra actually lived closer in time to the invention of paintball than the building of the pyramids. 


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    Chapters;

    00:00 - Hold Your Pum Back

    05:33 - Mark Antony Fitness

    12:13 - Paedophile Time

    15:03 - What’s Wrong Lager Boy?

    17:51 - Warhammer Troll

    20:36 - The Only Way Is Egypt

    23:45 - Boring Joan Of Arc

    26:48 - The Poison Botherer

    32:09 - Location Location Location

    36:54 - Snake Milker

    40: 51 - Top 10 Women

    43:32 - Cleofatra

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    19 February 2026, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 49 seconds
    The Ancient World’s Jeremy Kyle | Cleopatra (Part 1)

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    The year is 69BC (nice), Cleopatra is born. She will grow up to become the most famous woman in the world by weaponising her pum.   


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    Chapters:

    00:00 - Long Road To Truss  

    04:28 - Decades of Inbreeding  

    09:40 - Keys In A Bowl Christmas  

    13:24 - Sixty Nine  

    19:45 - Horatio The Feminist  

    23:18 - Oh Come On Mate 

    27:11 - Post Coital Disgust 

    31:37 - The Taste of Royal Woman 

    34:56 - Puddle Of Cum 

    37:20 - Her Pum Is A Weapon 

    40:44 - DIY SOS 

    43:49 - I Live For The Week 

    48:53 - Ancient Jeremy Kyle  

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    16 February 2026, 4:00 am
  • 58 minutes 33 seconds
    The Juice gets Juiced (with Red Richardson!) | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 4/4)

    After his trial, OJ does what any innocent man would do - commit a felony. 

     

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    Chapters:

    00:00: Horatio finds God 

    05:39: Judge Penis Pump 

    09:19: 52 card pickup  

    14:12: He’s Rachel Dolezal’d himself 

    17:12: The Ruby Wax Prank!  

    20:43: White Mexico 

    22:51: Bin Laden’s parking ticket 

    25:01: You’ve been juiced 

    27:22: More tab than book 

    32:18: One less witness!  

    36:28: I’m stopping now!  

    42:14: OJ’s Eras Tour 

    46:05: Nepo Drag Baby  

    49:48: Hey Twitter World 

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    12 February 2026, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 52 seconds
    No N-Word November (with Red Richardson!) | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 3/4)

    Hey Twitter World! It's time for OJ’s trial.  

     

    OJ Simpson (Part 3)  


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    Chapters:


    00:00: The Charming Thicko  

    04:56: OJ’s cameo  

    09:44: Wagwan White Lady  

    12:37: The American Noel Edmunds 

    16:03: No N Word November 

    20:03: It was a prank!  

    25:55: He’s been framed 

    29:57: OJ hates black people 

    32:53: Prison nurse!  

    36:54: The glove debacle  

    41:47: The Epstein Conspiracy  

    45:42: If I said it 

    50:13: Pakistani hair (from the back) 

    54:01: Moving to the swamp  


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    9 February 2026, 4:00 am
  • 53 minutes 28 seconds
    L.A.P.D (The Los Angeles Phrenology Department) | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 2/4)

    The juice is loose, with nothing but a gun and a fake goatee for company.  

    OJ Simpson (Part Two)

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    5 February 2026, 4:00 am
  • 57 minutes 44 seconds
    OJ, Nicole, and Ron Place Ron Time | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 1/4)

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    OJ Simpson: Cunning, thick & allegedly innocent. How did a boy raised by his drag queen dad become the biggest news story of the 90s?


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    Chapters:

    00:00: Nine Inch Knob 

    04:49: Gay Black Drag Queens  

    07:10: Cunning And Thick  

    13:24: NFL bollocks  

    17:55: Blinfluencer  

    21:35:  Charlie’s Fantasy  

    24:46: Bodypumping  

    28:28: White Appropriation  

    34:10: The Father’s Burden 

    37:27: Is gay contagious?  

    41:13: The Greg Wallace Defence 

    43:53: Nicole’s Frying Pan 

    46:20: Can I Have Some Friends?  

    50:21: Nicole’s In Brazil  

     

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    2 February 2026, 4:00 am
  • 57 minutes 20 seconds
    White Slavery, Victorian ISIS and The Big Bunda Tree | Gordon of Khartoum (Part 2)

    Nothing says “I’m not a paedophile” like religion, charity, and a group of young boys.  


     General Gordon (Part Two)


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    Chapters:


    00:00: Charitable paedophile 

    05:50: The great boy lover 

    10:05: A chinese fez 

    15:22: World’s fattest woman 

    18:39: Charlie’s a paedophile 

    23:51: The bad slaves 

    26:03: Bunda tree  

    29:44: The early Dr Grumpikins 

    33:56: Let’s send Beckham   

    36:52: Sonic orgasm chair  

    39:01: Filibustering the nile 

    44:17: lsis be isising  

    46:32: One all  

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    29 January 2026, 4:00 am
  • 53 minutes 52 seconds
    A Non-Offending Homosexual | Gordon of Khartoum (Part 1)

    This episode is brought to you by Frive. Go to Frive.co.uk/fvh to get 45% off your first box. Introducing General Gordon: where there is war, there is a closeted gay man. General Gordon (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: The British Anthony Bourdain 04:55: Put your twat away 07:40: The diarrhea years 11:17: Imperial pomp 14:13: Greek Harvey Price 16:51: Walkies! 20:35: Konnichibosh 24:47: Ching & Chong dynasty 29:05: Physical anglophobia 33:47: Spanking Chinese Botties 36:19: Spank the gentle parent 39:30: All the wangs 43:35: Two chebs & a cheeb

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    26 January 2026, 4:00 am
  • 49 minutes 27 seconds
    McHaggis Atta and The Hunt For Butcher’s Bin Laden | William Wallace (Part 2)

    Who better to cause England's 9/11 than Scotland's very own Bin Laden? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: Battle of Shit Bridge 04:24: Beard to Beard 08:07: Shit time to be a horse 12:46: Belly button bhindi 14:56: The English 9/11 17:38: A slur for the English 20:51: Death of Andy Murray 25:31: Crossbow to the cock 30:39: A non binary executioner 35:37: The David Brent of Scotland 41:55: Scottish voudou

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    22 January 2026, 4:00 am
  • 48 minutes 30 seconds
    Which Came First: The Toilet or The Deep Fried Roast Dinner? | William Wallace (Part 1)

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    William Wallace: Scotland’s Osama Bin Laden - who was the very tall angry man who incited England's 9/11?

    William Wallace (Part 1)

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    Chapters:


    00:00: Scottish Epstein  

    05:52: Medieval dildos 

    08:31: Porridge and death  

    10:32: The Great High Five 

    14:35:  Fishing for Sturgeon 

    17:04: Scottish Bin Laden 

    20:30: Tennis Tiger Mum  

    23:15: Pure Porridge Bunda  

    27:26: The Scottish Mujahideen 

    30:26: Scone Scoffing  

    33:16: Fin’s too horny  

    38:06: Deep fried roast

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    19 January 2026, 7:30 am
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