Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

For people who like history but don't care what actually happened

  • 53 minutes 28 seconds
    L.A.P.D (The Los Angeles Phrenology Department) | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 2/4)

    The juice is loose, with nothing but a gun and a fake goatee for company.  

    OJ Simpson (Part Two)

    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  

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    5 February 2026, 4:00 am
  • 57 minutes 44 seconds
    OJ, Nicole, and Ron Place Ron Time | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 1/4)

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    OJ Simpson: Cunning, thick & allegedly innocent. How did a boy raised by his drag queen dad become the biggest news story of the 90s?


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    Chapters:

    00:00: Nine Inch Knob 

    04:49: Gay Black Drag Queens  

    07:10: Cunning And Thick  

    13:24: NFL bollocks  

    17:55: Blinfluencer  

    21:35:  Charlie’s Fantasy  

    24:46: Bodypumping  

    28:28: White Appropriation  

    34:10: The Father’s Burden 

    37:27: Is gay contagious?  

    41:13: The Greg Wallace Defence 

    43:53: Nicole’s Frying Pan 

    46:20: Can I Have Some Friends?  

    50:21: Nicole’s In Brazil  

     

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    2 February 2026, 4:00 am
  • 57 minutes 20 seconds
    White Slavery, Victorian ISIS and The Big Bunda Tree | Gordon of Khartoum (Part 2)

    Nothing says “I’m not a paedophile” like religion, charity, and a group of young boys.  


     General Gordon (Part Two)


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    Chapters:


    00:00: Charitable paedophile 

    05:50: The great boy lover 

    10:05: A chinese fez 

    15:22: World’s fattest woman 

    18:39: Charlie’s a paedophile 

    23:51: The bad slaves 

    26:03: Bunda tree  

    29:44: The early Dr Grumpikins 

    33:56: Let’s send Beckham   

    36:52: Sonic orgasm chair  

    39:01: Filibustering the nile 

    44:17: lsis be isising  

    46:32: One all  

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    29 January 2026, 4:00 am
  • 53 minutes 52 seconds
    A Non-Offending Homosexual | Gordon of Khartoum (Part 1)

    This episode is brought to you by Frive. Go to Frive.co.uk/fvh to get 45% off your first box. Introducing General Gordon: where there is war, there is a closeted gay man. General Gordon (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: The British Anthony Bourdain 04:55: Put your twat away 07:40: The diarrhea years 11:17: Imperial pomp 14:13: Greek Harvey Price 16:51: Walkies! 20:35: Konnichibosh 24:47: Ching & Chong dynasty 29:05: Physical anglophobia 33:47: Spanking Chinese Botties 36:19: Spank the gentle parent 39:30: All the wangs 43:35: Two chebs & a cheeb

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    26 January 2026, 4:00 am
  • 49 minutes 27 seconds
    McHaggis Atta and The Hunt For Butcher’s Bin Laden | William Wallace (Part 2)

    Who better to cause England's 9/11 than Scotland's very own Bin Laden? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: Battle of Shit Bridge 04:24: Beard to Beard 08:07: Shit time to be a horse 12:46: Belly button bhindi 14:56: The English 9/11 17:38: A slur for the English 20:51: Death of Andy Murray 25:31: Crossbow to the cock 30:39: A non binary executioner 35:37: The David Brent of Scotland 41:55: Scottish voudou

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    22 January 2026, 4:00 am
  • 48 minutes 30 seconds
    Which Came First: The Toilet or The Deep Fried Roast Dinner? | William Wallace (Part 1)

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    William Wallace: Scotland’s Osama Bin Laden - who was the very tall angry man who incited England's 9/11?

    William Wallace (Part 1)

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    Chapters:


    00:00: Scottish Epstein  

    05:52: Medieval dildos 

    08:31: Porridge and death  

    10:32: The Great High Five 

    14:35:  Fishing for Sturgeon 

    17:04: Scottish Bin Laden 

    20:30: Tennis Tiger Mum  

    23:15: Pure Porridge Bunda  

    27:26: The Scottish Mujahideen 

    30:26: Scone Scoffing  

    33:16: Fin’s too horny  

    38:06: Deep fried roast

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    19 January 2026, 7:30 am
  • 53 minutes 19 seconds
    A Voodoo Schizophrenic Molesting Himself | Papa Doc: Haitian Dictator (Part 2)

    Papa Doc’s back, immortal & bathing with the dead. How did the President for Life die after being reborn as a God? 

     

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    Chapters:


    00:00 – A Lesbian and Dicktator 

    03:19  - Spiritual cross dressing 

    05:33 – Burgatory 

    09:59 – Just Poo it 

    12:34 – Papa for life   

    15:32 – The Vampire of the Caribbean 

    17:35 – International law can F*ck off 

    21:10 – The stinking sixties 

    22:53 – Papa Doc killed JFK 

    25:40 – Bathtime 

    28:20 – Kidnapping to get good customer service 

    31:13 – Dead guy in arrivals 

    36:43 – Public executions on Dave    

    38:09 – Steely Dan, MILFs and divorce tourism 

    42:03 – Scores on the doors 

    44:45 – Molesting yourself     

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    15 January 2026, 4:00 am
  • 48 minutes 43 seconds
    Don’t Even Talk To Me Before You’ve Picked My Coffee | Papa Doc: Haitian Dictator (Part 1)

    Coffee, Voudou & Lesbians - Haiti or Hackney? How one man went from doctor to dictator armed with nothing but folklore and a lesbian sidekick.

     

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    00:00 – Island Gaddafi  

    04:00 – But first coffee  

    06:30 – Haiti is in the group of death  

    09:15 – Voodou revolt  

    11:20 – Supporting black business  

    13:25 –  The worst people occupy the worst country    

    16:15 – Papa becomes a Doc  

    20:05 – Alan  Akbar   

    22:45 – Reads one book and becomes a dictator   

    23:55 – Voodou sex doll (the  

    28:24 – 8 man coup  

    30:48 – Zombie gangsters  

    34:30 – Madam Adolphe 

    38:30 – No more Mr Normal guy 

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    12 January 2026, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    Fleshlights to Fleshlights, Dust to Dust (with Joanne McNally!) | The History of Sex Work (Part 2)

    Comic powerhouse Joanne McNally joins us to talk sex work from the Victorian era onwards, and also to act as the Pope’s representative on the Quickshot Launch Masturbator 3000


    The History of Sex Work (Part 2/2)


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    00:00 - serving c*nt 

    04:03 - Do you like neckbeards? 

    07:58 - He strumpets 

    11:17 - Arcane slurs 

    14:31 - Molly houses 

    16:12 - Mother Clap 

    21:24 - Victorian Prostitutes 

    24:03 - overrun with whores 

    27:59 - contagious diseases act 

    31:22 - Modern day sex work 

    34:22 - Victorian laws 

    36:14 - World War sex 

    40:37 - Wine and Women 

    44:20 - German prostitutes 

    47:52 - Chemical prophylactic 

    49:34 - Nazi brothels 

    54:48 -Pinophile 

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    8 January 2026, 3:00 am
  • 51 minutes 23 seconds
    When Britannia Kink-Shamed The Waves | The History of Sex Work (Part 1)

    For as long as there have been fat ugly men, there have been women who charge to have sex with them. But who knew it was us free-loving, sexually liberated brits who invented all the stigma and shame?


    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. 

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    Chapters;

    00:00 - Happy ending? 

    02:40 - Cockallation  

    06:42 - oldest profession 

    08:21 - The epic of Gilgamesh 

    10:01 - Gay sheep 

    12:30 - Shamhat the harlot 

    15:29 - Cumscription 

    20:57 - Ancient Greece 

    25:39 - When in Rome 

    28:57 - Lupanar 

    36:52 - Medieval brothels

    39:18 - Cunny for your thoughts  

    41:44 - Gropecunt lane 

    45:01 - Cucks

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    5 January 2026, 3:00 am
  • 49 minutes 18 seconds
    Pull Yourself Up By Your Buttplugs | Margaret Thatcher & The Falklands (Part 6/6)

    By mummy’s third term she’s so high on her own supply that she thinks teaching kids about homosexuality will give them AIDS and decides taxing people for being poor is a great idea 

     

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    CHAPTERS:

    00:00 - Mummy’s last term  

    03:36 - Mystery Bum disease   

    08:50 - Gaydemic  

    15:15 - X-Thachtor    

    16:50 - Don’t die of ignorance  

    18:26 - Section 28 

    23:18 - Poll Tax  

    28:04 - Tories turn on Thatcher   

    31:42 - Mummy’s gone mad  

    34:47 - Miner stroke  

    37:28 - Ding Dong  

    40:02 - Thatcher’s Legacy 

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    2 January 2026, 3:00 am
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