- 1 hour 5 minutesGrumble's Sexual Disaster
The boys are back after the Melbourne Comedy fest and ready to unload about everything that went down, plus a SHOCKING realisation for Jaxon. The boys also get into some cancelled movies, the saddest feelings, the Avatar leak and 9/11.
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27 April 2026, 10:22 pm - 1 hour 12 minutesThe Melbourne Episode (with Special Guest)
The boys are in Melbourne soaking up the fun of the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and they've found an old friend to join them for the podcast. Coming to you from the Cold Ones studio, Lachlan, Juice World and Darcy bring you the stories from all the adventures together. We've also got words that trigger Jaxon, designing a kids movie and finding out how many people have died.
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20 April 2026, 7:00 pm - 1 hour 20 minutesYelling At Kids
The boys are fired up! This disgrace has gone on for too long and it's time someone took a stand. Yes we're talking about possible the greatest issue of our current day: Kids on E-Bikes. We also talk through rich people activities, teenage bedroom wall decorations PLUS the Top 5 Artists that it's worrying if you're too into them.
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13 April 2026, 7:00 pm - 1 hour 6 minutesDesigning A New Kids Show
Due to an unfortunate incident Lachlan is currently beefing with one of The Wiggles, so we've decided to make our own cast of characters to form a rival childrens entertainment group! How hard could it be? Plus there's a guide to social interactions, ranking spidermen, and unfortunate boners!
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6 April 2026, 7:00 pm - 1 hour 1 minuteBuilding The Perfect Superhero
Who is the best superhero of all time? Who is the worst? Should superheroes be stickier? What's on Jaxon's face? Why didn't the ministry of magic know that Hermoine was doing everyones homework? All these questions answered plus so much more in this thoughtful and inspiring episode
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30 March 2026, 6:00 pm - 1 hour 14 minutesWelcome to Fairbairn Land
You've heard of Disney Land. You've experienced Movie World. There's Six Flags, Universal Studios and Shanghai Haiching Ocean World. These are all household names for now, until their supremacy is surpassed by Fairbairn Land. With the help of our dear friend Sopha Dopha, Lachlan and Jaxon launch what is set to be the greatest amusement park anyone has ever stepped foot in and then potentially not been able to leave. Want the details? Listen in!
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23 March 2026, 6:00 pm - 1 hour 11 minutesThe Japan Diaries
Fresh off the plane from the land of the rising sun, Japanese Lachlan and Ben 10 are here to fill you in on all the happenings and goings on from their holiday. There was beef with fans, a lost phone, cultural critiques and so much more. Arigato for listening!
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16 March 2026, 6:00 pm - 1 hour 19 minutesPicking The New James Bond
Much has been said about who could potentially fill the shoes of Daniel Craig as the next James Bond. Will it be Callum Turner? Will it be Idris Elba? Will it be Hunter Schafer? Or could it be someone completely different, someone not on the radar of many Hollywood insiders? Listen to find out who the dark horse in this race is.
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9 March 2026, 11:08 pm - 1 hour 59 secondsTop 5 Most Bullsh*t Skills
The boys are back from their shows at the Radelaide Fringe festival with stories galore. After the Adelaide Saga unfolds we get into the nitty gritty of which skills are the most useless, pointless and cringe to have in your arsenal.
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2 March 2026, 6:00 pm - 1 hour 10 minutesLachlan's Big Lie
Lachlan comes clean on a fib he made as a kid, meanwhile Jaxon decides who can or can't say a specific slur. PLUS we hear all about Valentines day, the circus, half time shows and the best way to piss off Christopher Nolan.
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23 February 2026, 6:00 pm - 1 hour 10 minutesJaxon's Fatherhood Plan ft. Pat Clifton
With Lachlan still mysteriously missing, Jaxon enlists the help of dear friend of the pod, Pat Clifton from the You Wouldn't Podcast. We finally address the question on everyone's lips: How far can Pat deepthroat a banana? Plus Jaxon has a grand idea for how he plans on raising his kids.
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