How To Do Everything
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Half advice show. Half survival guide. Half absurdity-fest. (Wait, how does this work again? We're not numbers people.) Each episode, we answer all your burning questions, from how to survive a public bathroom to how to get close to a panda. When we don't know the answer, which is roughly 92% of the time (again, not numbers people), we bring in overqualified experts to help out. So you'll eventually walk away knowing how to do <em>everything.</em> That's what happens when you're one & a half shows. From the team at <em>Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!</em>
- 17 minutes 10 secondsCrickets and ClownsThis week: How to tell the temperature outside without a thermometer. Plus, how clowns trademark their unique looks.
Featuring Marlene Zuk and Julie Proctor.
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How To Do Everything is hosted by Mike Danforth and Ian Chillag. It is produced by Schuyler Swenson. Technical direction from Lorna White.
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NPR Privacy Policy18 March 2026, 7:00 am - 23 minutes 13 secondsThe Breakfast RuleThis week: How the Wait, Wait team decides what jokes are too inappropriate for the airwaves. Plus Mike and Ian help a caller with a personal grammar problem.
Featuring author Keith Houston.
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NPR Privacy Policy4 March 2026, 8:00 am - 18 minutes 55 secondsCurling Stones and Halfpipe LinesMore behind the scenes at the Milan Cortina Olympics with unsung heroes of the Winter Games. Mike and Ian talk with a curling legend, find out where those big stones come from and meet a guy snowboarders couldn't land without.
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NPR Privacy Policy18 February 2026, 8:00 am - 18 minutes 11 secondsForks and Ice MastersThis week: Mike and Ian talk with an Olympic Ice Master, help a listener who keeps meeting people with their same name, and get to the bottom of a mysterious survey glitch.
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NPR Privacy Policy11 February 2026, 8:00 am - 23 minutes 3 secondsTorches and Ski JumpsMike and Ian are back, just in time for the opening ceremony at the Winter Olympic Games in Milan/Cortina. Olympians and Starfleet Captains share how to carry the torch, fly through the air, and mentally prepare for the big games.
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NPR Privacy Policy4 February 2026, 8:00 am - 19 minutes 33 secondsEggs and Bald Eagles
[Headphones recommended for this episode] Closing out the season with another episode from the archives: Mike and Ian learn how to clean the greatest ceiling in the world and help a listener decide if they should go to the gym or stay in bed.
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How To Do Everything is hosted by Mike Danforth and Ian Chillag. Production from Nadia Wilson. Technical direction from Lorna White.
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NPR Privacy Policy17 December 2025, 8:00 am - 26 minutes 54 secondsOne-Liners and Free ThrowsIan and Mike help a listener lighten the mood with her clients, help another listener mess with an opponent’s free throw shot, and Peter Sagal shares his secret for falling asleep on an airplane.
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NPR Privacy Policy10 December 2025, 8:00 am - 18 minutes 23 secondsVolcanoes and Roosters
This week from the archives: how to make s’mores with a volcano. Plus a barn animal sanctuary worker wants to know how to live harmoniously with roosters.
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NPR Privacy Policy3 December 2025, 8:00 am - 19 minutes 28 secondsCarsickness And Traffic Jams
Ian and Mike look to the skies to help a listener solve her problem with motion sickness. Plus, a survivor of the longest recorded traffic jam in history shares how she got through it.
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NPR Privacy Policy26 November 2025, 8:00 am - 16 minutes 51 secondsThe Gilligan RuleThis week from the archives: a fire captain puts out a fire with the help of an unexpected beverage, showrunner Vince Gilligan discloses when it’s appropriate to drop a spoiler, and what ever happened to the lost fourth Rice Krispie elf?
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How To Do Everything is hosted by Mike Danforth and Ian Chillag. It is produced by Stephen Tobias. Technical direction from Lorna White.
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NPR Privacy Policy19 November 2025, 8:00 am - 18 minutes 13 secondsBroadway Musicals And Best In Show
This week: A Broadway star tells us how he finished the New York Marathon and then performed in two shows back to back, a wife seeks advice on how best to shave her hairy companion, plus, are the lyrics to Bye Bye Birdie what we think they are?
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How To Do Everything is hosted by Mike Danforth and Ian Chillag. It is produced by Heena Srivastava and Schuyler Swenson. Technical direction from Lorna White.
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