Things We Did Before Reality

Will Franken

Humorist Will Franken shows why he's San Francisco's Best Alternative to Psychedelic Drugs (SF Bay Guardian) in these relentlessly satirical, unnervingly funny half-hour long episodes.

  • 36 minutes 26 seconds
    On Behalf Of Full

    For Your Chys Only Thought Of Train The English Reserve Cathouse of the Mind Good Fences Make Bad Neighbours Apostrophising Off with Their Heads and in with Our Bins Out with The Him and in with The Her Little Joe Make It Happen OBO! The Sand Is Always Greener Behind the Times with Rory Ginlott Scott? Johnson? Barber? Make It Happen Again Little Julia Make Make It Happen Happen Twain of Thought

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    26 April 2016, 11:26 am
  • 37 minutes 25 seconds
    Right Now Comes But Once A Year

    Funny Story: Ilario Funny Story: Shkolkamp Funny Story: The Law Of The Code The First Never Lasts Promises, Promises D's Not Far From F Newsnose Paperpepper Wiseguts Quantity Is A Quality Unto Itself Literally Corner PR Not Amused Rain Imam A Very Broad Spectrum We Have Been A Computer Mississippi Deltronica Unenagu: "Gravel Threat" The Victim Killer Ding-Dong! Ouroboros Delivery! Days In Days

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    21 December 2014, 10:07 pm
  • 31 minutes 24 seconds
    No. 12
    1. Introit: The Wild One
    2. A Visitor Arrives At 817 Cortland Ave.
    3. "There was a 13-year old. . ."
    4. He Has His One Thing He Does
    5. 3pm: 2-hr shift
    6. "Those two are something else."
    7. The 5 Wounds of R.P.
    8. No. 9
    9. No. 18
    10. "47 is the new 17!"
    11. No. 12
    12. Something Other Than No. 12
    13. "If you come within 50 feet. . ."
    14. Recessional: One (1) Nation Under God

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    23 April 2010, 8:31 pm
  • 22 minutes 31 seconds
    My Dentist Died :(

    Interproximal Stripping Baby Teeth Pearly Whites at the Pearly Gates Interocclusal Registration But What About Dental Care? 12 Year Molar Gold Teeth, Yellow Teeth Tooth Fairy Class I Malocclusion Class II Malocclusion Class III Malocclusion Proper Occlusion More Baby Teeth Cephalometric Imaging (w/Add. Interproximal Stripping) The Drill Suggested Donation is £5! Thanks, and don't forget to brush!

    8 November 2009, 6:42 am
  • 3 minutes 19 seconds
    Leonard Gravelin

    This is a short song called "Leonard Gravelin" If you like it, please remember to donate via Paypal. Thank you. Wm. Franken

    24 October 2009, 12:04 am
  • 31 minutes 34 seconds
    Écoutez-vous? Il est moi, Dieu.

    Chapitre Un: Je suis un homme noir. M. Franken reçoit quelques messages. M. Franken fait un voyage en Angleterre. M. Franken va au magasin d'avantage. M. Franken visite la station de radio. Chapitre Deux: Où sont toutes les femmes noires? Todd conseille Mike. Mike fait un coup de fil à Comcast. Mike accueille un visiteur. Mike regarde un album de photo. Chapitre Trois (la Révision): Je suis une femme noire. Mlle Harris entend une voix. suggested donation is $5; although you can always give more :)

    8 October 2009, 3:58 am
  • 30 minutes 42 seconds
    Good Morning and Good Night

    The Rue de la Moo-Moo, part one The First Beatles So Much Talent. . .So Little Time It's A Wonderful Tragedy Recon Tango Charlie Give Context A Chance To Hell With Hemingway Loose Marbles (a documentary) What Is It You Do Again? Molly Ringwald Cornflakes The Shelter (a story) The Rue de la Moo-Moo, part two (Good Night)

    29 September 2009, 2:46 am
  • 28 minutes 31 seconds
    Civilianophobia

    Life In The Afterlife American Individual The Importance of Being Inconvenient Hate On The Windshield Hate On The Stand Lady Chatterly's E-Mail No SROs For RSOs! To Catch a Molestingbird Wasn't That Funny? Afterlife In The Life

    27 September 2009, 5:50 am
  • 27 minutes 15 seconds
    Never Give Up the Surrender

    The Great Indoors (a medley) Sounds of Sounds 1 Just Following Orders (a tale) Sounds of Sounds 2 Postmodern Hyperbole Jazzistine Rise and Shinerael Area 48 Aye, We Need Ye Now. . . The Great Indoors (slight return)

    26 September 2009, 5:13 am
  • 34 minutes 14 seconds
    Whose Dick Do I Gotta Suck To Get A Blowjob Around Here?

    The Sad Jar The Sadder Jar Jar-Gon The Ironic Power Of -10 Giving Back To The Community Calendar Open Language Barriers Keeping Up Appearances Two "Braves" And A Slave Muhammed Scorsese's Latest Our Lunch Specials Lesbian Biscuit Interlude Our Dessert Specials Muhammad Scorsese 2 (Infidellas Reprise) The Sad Kuffar

    25 September 2009, 4:21 am
  • 30 minutes 46 seconds
    Pastorale

    What Goes Up. . . Postmodern Briar Patch Knee-Jerk Bridge-Building Salt Of The News Casper The Friendly Club Kid A Mother Of Big Fucking Deals Brarbrara The Eleventh Hour Looking For Mr. Rainbow Good Intentions Gone Bad (Briar Patch II) . . .Must Come Down Happy Thanksgiving (Emancipatory Anthem)

    24 September 2009, 9:04 pm
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