Today we talk about what scary characters can say ***** and which can’t. ENJOY!

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0:00 Can you believe it's already spooky season? (I can't)

2:03 What Scary Characters can say ******?

2:17 Kelly Rowland saying it

3:09 Michael Myers

4:24 Freddy Krueger

4:50 Jason

5:09 Leatherface

5:54 Ghostface

7:05 Pinhead

7:31 Chucky

8:00 Pennywise

8:51 Samara Morgan

9:22 Jigsaw

9:54 Candyman

10:25 Annabelle

10:48 The Nun

11:18 Norman Bates

11:42 Regan MacNeil

12:09 Carrie

14:06 Jack Skellington

14:20 Sally

14:46 The Sanderson Sisters

15:27 Max Dennison

16:30 Casper

16:44 Beetlejuice

17:00 Lydia Deetz

17:12 Linus

17:54 Boo

18:23 Sulley

18:46 Wednesday Adams

18:51 Gomez Adams

19:00 Morticia Adams

19:03 Uncle Fester

19:05 Lurch

19:21 Elvira

19:41 The Ghostbusters

19:58 Slimer

20:05 The Blair Witch

20:15 The Babadook

20:21 Charlie Graham

20:50 The Wicked Witch of the West

21:03 Elphaba

22:06 Sabrina Spellman

22:18 Salem (Sabrina The Teenage Witch)

22:30 The Craft Nancy Downs

22:47 Dracula

23:03 Nosferatu

23:56 Twilight

24:28 Frankenstein

24:39 Scooby Doo

25:37 Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

25:39 Velma (Scooby Doo)

25:41 Daphne (Scooby Doo)

26:28 Buffy The Vampire Slayer

27:16 Charmed

27:41 The Scary Movie Franchise

28:10 Nick Scary Movie Clip

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We battle it out on todays epiosde and find out who is the greatest female singer of all time. We hope you enjoy!

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0:00 Who is the greatest female singer of all time?

0:50 Disclaimer! Not everyone can be included

1:18 They have to agree on each answer

1:49 Celine Dion vs Ella Fitzgerald

5:37 Barbra Streisand vs Beyoncé

9:32 Dolly Parton vs Minnie Riperton

11:37 Mariah Carey vs Brandy

13:37 Jennifer Hudson vs Sarah Vaughan

15:17 Ariana Grande vs Tina Turner

18:49 Whitney Houston vs Jessie J

20:01 Maria Callas vs Cynthia Erivo

27:17 Judy Garland vs Lady Gaga

28:08 Karen Carpenter vs Lillias White

29:54 Adele vs Diana Ross

30:38 Etta James vs Christina Aguilera

32:15 Toni Braxton vs Donna Summer

33:48 Faith Hill vs Chaka Khan

34:59 Ella Fitzgerald vs Barbra Streisand

37:48 Minnie Riperton vs Mariah Carey

38:12 Aretha Franklin vs Sarah Vaughan

38:24 Ariana Grande vs Patti LaBelle

38:45 Whitney Houston vs Maria Callas

38:54 Judy Garland vs Lillias White

39:17 Adele vs Etta James

39:54 Donna Summer vs Chaka Khan

40:16 Ella Fitzgerald vs Barbra Streisand Again

42:25 Aretha Franklin vs Patti LaBelle

44:01 Whitney Houston vs Judy Garland

45:10 Etta James vs Donna Summer

45:33 Mariah Carey vs Aretha Franklin

51:29 Whitney Houston vs Donna Summer

51:35 THE FINALS!

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On todays episode we talk to the amazing Jesse Tyler Ferguson. We talk about his favorite modern family moment, his first break in The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, having adele over for dinner and, so much more!

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0:00 Intro

0:20 Jesse's beautiful home

0:32 Going to the cock

2:38 Nick's blouse

3:25 Dressed 2 Impress

4:51 Legos

6:52 Broadway days

7:57 Getting pulled from Broadway to do TV

10:25 Which of us could pass for straight

11:15 What role could Nick do on Broadway?

12:58 Who would you want to play in Oh, Mary

14:11 Dina Martina

15:02 Favorite musical of all time?

15:24 Meeting Dina Martina

16:10 Miss Coco Peru

16:36 Tableside food

17:31 Do you like the Olive Garden?

18:19 Favorite restaurant in NY?

20:01 What's it like being on Architectural Digest?

23:46 First time moving to NY

25:34 Madeline Kahn

27:33 Getting Putnam County Spelling Bee

29:10 Going to the White Room on stage

37:11 I can't dance

38:53 Do you like TV or theatre better?

40:37 Modern Family

44:07 Being on a long running show

46:37 Favorite celebrity cameo on Modern Family

48:25 Nick's first bowtie

49:48 Rapid fire questions

51:33 Favorite role in theatre?

51:43 Dream role?

52:27 If you were in Wicked, who would you play?

55:35 LA or NYC?

55:49 Besides NY or LA, where would you live?

56:35 Favorite moment from Modern Family?

58:44 Modern Family reunion

59:41 What TV show role would you want to be in?

1:00:50 Favorite Golden Girls quote?

1:02:47 Most starstruck you've ever been?

1:03:01 Meeting Adele

1:04:26 Having Adele over for dinner

1:07:22 Nick's Scary Movie clip, Nightmare on Elm Street

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On this weeks episode, we talk about both being single and who we should date. Enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at http://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15  #theperfectjeanpod #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 915pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Who should we date? 2:42 Who should Matteo date? 8:27 Who should Nick date? 17:05 Who do you want to date? 25:30 Making Matteo's Dating Profile 37:46 Setting a New Dating Goal

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On this weeks episode, we discuss camping. We both know it would go horribly for both of them, but for some reason Nick thinks he is invincible and can last 6 months in the woods. ENJOY!! Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/inly 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 915pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 Nick NY Show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-2000334993814 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 0:33 Nick's first time camping 1:26 Has Matteo been camping? 3:42 Get us on The Amazing Race 4:14 Who would last longer camping? 12:12 How long can you go without a shower? 13:08 Nick's Survival Guide 14:25 Bugs 16:19 No cell service 17:05 Do you know how to start a fire? 18:30 S'mores 18:43 Nick doesn't like things on his fingers, but he'll survive six months in a forest with his ragtag group of things he can't use 21:44 Where does tree sap come from? 23:21 What are you wearing in the wilderness? 25:05 Who survives longer? 37:22 Nick watches Alien

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On todays episode we have Jared Freid on! We talk about if we are the favorite child, getting called overweight by your dad and wearing speedos.

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0:00 Intro 

0:17 What Part of Your Family Are We?

0:31 Nick's New Blouse?

2:53 Moms on Facebook!

3:46 How Old Is Nick?

5:03 Jane Lynch

5:40 How Jane Lynch Got Started

5:55 Improv Classes

7:24 Moving to Florida

7:43 My Dad Asked Me How Much I Weighed

12:01 How Matteo & Jared Met

13:13 Did Nick Sound Straight?

14:12 Who Would Be the Most Straight at the Bar?

16:21 Nick and Jared Go to a Bar

19:57 Do Your Parents Prefer Your Brother Over You?

21:56 Fighting Over Beach Chairs

23:34 Wearing Speedos

27:59 Are You Dating Right Now?

30:16 Writing a Dating Book

33:44 Quitting Drinking

35:45 Rapid Fire Questions

39:02 Nick Watches Saw

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Today we are talking about what sports are gay and which are not. ENJOY! If you’re ready to stop talking yourself out of finding care and making progress, then head to rula.com That’s https://rula.com and take the first step. #ad #sponsor 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago

9pm show:https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 2:04 Playing Sports growing up 4:07 Volleyball 6:07 Roller Hockey 6:41 Football 6:54 Baseball 7:15 Softball 7:46 Basketball 8:39 Soccer 9:21 Lacrosse 9:53 Diving? 10:36 Swimming 11:30 Synchronized Swimming 13:24 Figure Skating 13:31 Gymnastics 14:51 Boxing 14:57 Wrestling 15:01 Cycling 15:48 Equestrian 16:24 Fencing 17:03 F1 17:07 Golf 17:49 MMA 18:10 Rowing 18:50 Archery 19:07 Sailing 19:26 Skateboarding 19:53 Surfing 20:00 Table Tennis 20:20 Tennis 21:01 Dodgeball 21:23 Waterpolo 21:41 Rugby 22:12 Weightlifting 22:34 Cheerleading 22:44 If we could be amazing at one sport?

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On todays episode we have Grace Reiter on! We talk about the sucsess of her hunger games remake, remaking twilight, and we try to do some improv together. ENJOY! 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code never at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/never ⛵ Follow Grace: https://www.instagram.com/gracereiter1/ 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Welcome Grace to the Show! 0:26 We Love You 1:46 The Odyssey Remake 2:46 French & Saunders 5:12 Being Funny With Friends 5:19 Funny at Matteo 6:39 Improv on the Titanic 10:45 Filming The Hunger Games Spoof 12:31 Fan Edits 13:53 The Plan to Make Twilight 14:35 Do You Love or Hate These Movies? 15:46 Have Any Actors From the Movie Seen It? 16:54 Twilight 21:27 Who Are You Playing in Twilight 22:12 What's After Twilight? 28:57 Are You Worried People Will Copy You? 29:34 Cast of Twilight Film 30:40 New Netflix Show 31:51 How Long to Film Twilight 33:46 Grace on Broadway? 36:36 What Can You Tell Us About the Netflix Show? 37:43 We Do Improv 39:01 Grace/Nick Poker Night Improv 41:14 Grace/Matteo Improv 44:58 Matteo/Nick Bike Shop Improv 48:32 Nick's Rapid Fire Questions 56:48 The Midwest Avengers

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Today we are taking some more listener calls and boy o boy what an episode! Enjoy! Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them, but tend to pick ones that are lighthearted and not too long, unless it's a truly wild story. Call us: (929) 432-4193‬ F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Voicemails Episode 0:09 Our New Sign! 3:37 What was your past life? 10:12 What if Chipotle and Dunkin didn't exist 14:35 Trixie or Katya 16:15 Thanks for introducing me to Liza Minnelli 19:10 Really Long Fart Call 20:56 FMK Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, Michael's 23:17 Nick calls in 24:45 Nick's ancestry 27:49 Deer expert calls in and we learn 35:18 Caller calls in to show off to Nick 37:18 Nick watches hereditary for first time

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Today we have a special guest on the show, Roz Hernandez! We talk about all things ghosts, her journey across america and her new audiobook. Enjoy!

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0:33 How Matteo and Roz Met
1:17 You Genuinely Believe in Ghosts?
1:34 Every Ghost Show Ever
3:46 What Is the Ghost Technology That's Used?
5:45 Being on a Ghost Show
8:22 Have You Had a Paranormal Experience
9:18 Getting Scared by a Ghost
9:57 Getting Called a Slur by a Ghost
13:34 Roz's New Book
21:05 Gay Camp
27:33 Talking to People Across the Country
30:58 Gay Cruises
31:55 Nick Rapid Fire Questions

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On todays episode we try to figure out who would be a better straight guy. I mean it is TOUGH to decide, who do you think won?

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