• 1 hour 12 minutes
    Unconstitutional Liquor, More Flies Than Bowling Pins, We Break It-You Buy It

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for bowling alley in suburban Chicago, where the flies may follow you, as you try to duck racial slurs. & much more!! A major phone carrier's store, where the contracts seem tricky, and no toddler is safe from swinging doors. A liquor store in Branson, Missouri, where they might make fun of your allergy, while paying no mind to "the constitution" & much more!!

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    22 June 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Cheese Stands Alone, Frozen Snow Children, Rocky Disappointment, Tablespoon Of Sadness

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a major cheese attraction, that leaves some people sweaty, and cheeseless. A Taco Bell, that seems to measure their taco ingredients by the tablespoon, but has plenty of "crud" in the bathroom. A museum of rocks, that makes some people understand that it's sometimes boring to stare at rocks. A community center, where you may pick up a frozen kidcicle & much more!!

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    15 June 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Stay Out Of The Bushes, Unheard Cries Of Paperwork, The Ballad Of Talon

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hot Topic location, where the depression of the employees may drive people away. A DMV office, that seems to take great pleasure in making you stand in very specific places, while telling you that your paperwork is wrong. A golf course, with "bald golf balls", and golfers doing some very gross things, in the bushes & much more!!

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    8 June 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Broken Down Batman, Mud Patch Beach, One Big Sand Trap

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for children's party service, where Spiderman may have a mullet, and Moana might try to strong-arm you for a tip. A "beach" that is technically near water, but is actually a tiny patch of mud & sticks. A golf course, where they seem to care more about how fast you're playing, than if you're enjoying yourself & much more!!

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    1 June 2026, 9:13 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    How Not To Handle Your Meat, A Weird Roller Experience, County Fair Of Lies

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a county fair, where people feel it's not quite up to standard for a wedding, and they may throw you out, after "making up lies" about you. A roller rink in West Virginia, where the complaints all seem to center around the owner, who people insist is very "weird". An IHOP, that proves that you shouldn't order more than one meat in your omelette & much more!!

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    25 May 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    Mountain Majesty Midness, Depression Buffet, River Of Tears

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a beautiful mountain, that is both a national treasure & a national park, that someone would like turned into a parking lot. A Chinese buffet, where they instruct you to simply warm their cold food up in their microwave. A water park, where the lazy river is more person, than water & much more!!

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    18 May 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    A Predictable Poisoning, Rocky Mountain Spotted Anger, Freezing Cold Poop Water

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a mexican food restaurant, where the paramedics are not surprised when you call them, after eating there. A water park, where the water may be freezing, and there is plenty of poop. A Walgreens location, where the employees apparently take great joy in telling you that they can't help, even if you have a disease that we've never heard of & much more!!

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    11 May 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    The Ritz Of Crack Row, Fashion Fails, Your Brother's Roommate's Sister's Deflated Tires

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a motel, where the amenities seem to include lightly used crack pipes & needles. A certain men's clothing store, where you may end up looking your best, but you may also be pretty frustrated by the process. A flea market, where large men try to force you to buy jewelry from their pockets, and you can't trust the tires to hold air & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    4 May 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    Ungrateful Alive, Gangster Flea Market, Plump & Useless

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a flea market, where someone may try to "give you a dog", then possibly kidnap you. A Circkle K convenience store, where the employees are said to be as bad as the "riff raff" customers. A live music venue, where the sound isn't quite what people want it to be, but the lack of windows really makes some people angry & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    27 April 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Ghost Ship Waffle House, Sardine Concert, Swimming In Complaints

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a rural Waffle House location, where if you complain about the roaches, the lady chef may offer to step outside & throw hands. A concert venue, where the people are packed in, but the booze doesn't exactly fill the cups. A public pool, that seems to have better door security than a night club & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    20 April 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Casino For Children, World's Fair Leftovers, Cloudy Water Problems

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an arcade/bowling alley, where people spend huge amounts of money, only to be furious at huge claw machines, that people claim are "rigged". A Knoxville, Tennessee landmark, where people can pay a fee to look out over 2 story buildings. A public pool, where you come for the cooling water, and stay for the goose feces & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    13 April 2026, 9:00 am
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