• 1 hour 11 minutes
    How Not To Handle Your Meat, A Weird Roller Experience, County Fair Of Lies

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a county fair, where people feel it's not quite up to standard for a wedding, and they may throw you out, after "making up lies" about you. A roller rink in West Virginia, where the complaints all seem to center around the owner, who people insist is very "weird". An IHOP, that proves that you shouldn't order more than one meat in your omelette & much more!!

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    25 May 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    Mountain Majesty Midness, Depression Buffet, River Of Tears

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a beautiful mountain, that is both a national treasure & a national park, that someone would like turned into a parking lot. A Chinese buffet, where they instruct you to simply warm their cold food up in their microwave. A water park, where the lazy river is more person, than water & much more!!

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    18 May 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    A Predictable Poisoning, Rocky Mountain Spotted Anger, Freezing Cold Poop Water

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a mexican food restaurant, where the paramedics are not surprised when you call them, after eating there. A water park, where the water may be freezing, and there is plenty of poop. A Walgreens location, where the employees apparently take great joy in telling you that they can't help, even if you have a disease that we've never heard of & much more!!

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    11 May 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    The Ritz Of Crack Row, Fashion Fails, Your Brother's Roommate's Sister's Deflated Tires

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a motel, where the amenities seem to include lightly used crack pipes & needles. A certain men's clothing store, where you may end up looking your best, but you may also be pretty frustrated by the process. A flea market, where large men try to force you to buy jewelry from their pockets, and you can't trust the tires to hold air & much more!!

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    4 May 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    Ungrateful Alive, Gangster Flea Market, Plump & Useless

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a flea market, where someone may try to "give you a dog", then possibly kidnap you. A Circkle K convenience store, where the employees are said to be as bad as the "riff raff" customers. A live music venue, where the sound isn't quite what people want it to be, but the lack of windows really makes some people angry & much more!!

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    27 April 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Ghost Ship Waffle House, Sardine Concert, Swimming In Complaints

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a rural Waffle House location, where if you complain about the roaches, the lady chef may offer to step outside & throw hands. A concert venue, where the people are packed in, but the booze doesn't exactly fill the cups. A public pool, that seems to have better door security than a night club & much more!!

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    20 April 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Casino For Children, World's Fair Leftovers, Cloudy Water Problems

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an arcade/bowling alley, where people spend huge amounts of money, only to be furious at huge claw machines, that people claim are "rigged". A Knoxville, Tennessee landmark, where people can pay a fee to look out over 2 story buildings. A public pool, where you come for the cooling water, and stay for the goose feces & much more!!

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    13 April 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Personal Sad Pizza, None Love Museum, Poorly Written Conspiracy

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the Bob Marley museum, in Jamaica, where people complain there is just too much raggae & marijuana. A pizza that should only be eaten if a person is sad enough to want to actually deprive themselves of decent things. A romance book that seems to be randomly thrown together, but has conspiracy theorists spreading their ideas & much more!!

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    6 April 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Species On Species Weirdness, The Mountain That Hates You, The "Doesn't Worth It" Day

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a very popular mountain in Phoenix, where nature may attack you, there is absolutely no air conditioning on the trail, and the only way out, is by dangling from a chopper. A personal item consisting of a very book about strange interspecies relations, that many people on TikTok apparently find "erotic". A boat tour where the difference between the best day you can have, and a sad, meager existence is $20 & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    30 March 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Museum Of Muppets & Disappointment, River Romance, Not Much Education

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a museum where people complain that there aren't quite enough Muppets, and one Chewbacca head just isn't enough. A school, where the kids may not learn much, but at least the staff is allegedly always willing to argue. A tourist boat ride, where you may be packed in like sardines, and you never know who you're actually paying & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    23 March 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Wine Drunk In The Bathroom, Impolite Translations, A Gigantic Crackhouse Of Permeating Despair

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an apparently filthy Denny's, where dead animals may be in the vents, and the servers have to get wine drunk to cope. A 7-11 store in a very unlikely place, where even the local tradition of politeness can't overcome the need to be rude. A store that is descibed as a "gigantic crackhouse", where the "feeling of despair permeates" & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    16 March 2026, 9:00 am
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