• 1 hour 11 minutes
    A Generic Looking Soccer Hero, The Walking Office Dead, Worst Rated Water Park

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the personal museum of one the world's great soccer star, featuring what may be replica trophies, and not much else. Except for the million statues, that don't look anything like him. A federal government office, where the strategy seems to be that if they can crush your spirit enough, you'll just give up & leave. The "worst rated water park in America", where the stairs are rusty, and the diapers float free!!

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    20 July 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Fish Beater Bat, Ball Pit Of Despair, Don't Be Rude To Grandma

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a laundromat & dry cleaner in Ireland, where your whites may end up pink & you will be left searching for that one missing sock. A product made for checking truck tires, but can also be used to beat your husband half to death. A trampoline center, where the babies wander free, the blood spatter tells a srory & the snack bar server will mock you. A gas station, where an attendent provides the service of uncomfortably staring at you & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    13 July 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    Toddler Dodgeball, The Great Crusty Unknown, Historical Whining

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a trampoline center, where you're not really allowed to do trampoline things, and yopur small children may be pelted with dodgeballs by teenagers. A historical site on a beautiful Italian hillside, where people are upset that the entry is free, and think there should be a gift shop. A movie theater where you hope that sticky stuff on your seat is soda, and the staff will take discipline your children for you & much more!!

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    6 July 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    "Expect Less!", Revenge Of The Mystery Stain, The No Sale Store

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Ross: Dress For Less store, that seems like a dystopian nightmare, but at least we come up with a more honest slogan for the entire chain. A movie theater, where you can't wait for the lights to go down, not because you want to see the movie, but because you don't want to be able to see the mystery stains on your seats. A liquor store, where they don't seem to want you to make expensive purchases & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    29 June 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Unconstitutional Liquor, More Flies Than Bowling Pins, We Break It-You Buy It

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for bowling alley in suburban Chicago, where the flies may follow you, as you try to duck racial slurs. & much more!! A major phone carrier's store, where the contracts seem tricky, and no toddler is safe from swinging doors. A liquor store in Branson, Missouri, where they might make fun of your allergy, while paying no mind to "the constitution" & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    22 June 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Cheese Stands Alone, Frozen Snow Children, Rocky Disappointment, Tablespoon Of Sadness

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a major cheese attraction, that leaves some people sweaty, and cheeseless. A Taco Bell, that seems to measure their taco ingredients by the tablespoon, but has plenty of "crud" in the bathroom. A museum of rocks, that makes some people understand that it's sometimes boring to stare at rocks. A community center, where you may pick up a frozen kidcicle & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    15 June 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Stay Out Of The Bushes, Unheard Cries Of Paperwork, The Ballad Of Talon

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hot Topic location, where the depression of the employees may drive people away. A DMV office, that seems to take great pleasure in making you stand in very specific places, while telling you that your paperwork is wrong. A golf course, with "bald golf balls", and golfers doing some very gross things, in the bushes & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    8 June 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Broken Down Batman, Mud Patch Beach, One Big Sand Trap

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for children's party service, where Spiderman may have a mullet, and Moana might try to strong-arm you for a tip. A "beach" that is technically near water, but is actually a tiny patch of mud & sticks. A golf course, where they seem to care more about how fast you're playing, than if you're enjoying yourself & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    1 June 2026, 9:13 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    How Not To Handle Your Meat, A Weird Roller Experience, County Fair Of Lies

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a county fair, where people feel it's not quite up to standard for a wedding, and they may throw you out, after "making up lies" about you. A roller rink in West Virginia, where the complaints all seem to center around the owner, who people insist is very "weird". An IHOP, that proves that you shouldn't order more than one meat in your omelette & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    25 May 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    Mountain Majesty Midness, Depression Buffet, River Of Tears

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a beautiful mountain, that is both a national treasure & a national park, that someone would like turned into a parking lot. A Chinese buffet, where they instruct you to simply warm their cold food up in their microwave. A water park, where the lazy river is more person, than water & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    18 May 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    A Predictable Poisoning, Rocky Mountain Spotted Anger, Freezing Cold Poop Water

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a mexican food restaurant, where the paramedics are not surprised when you call them, after eating there. A water park, where the water may be freezing, and there is plenty of poop. A Walgreens location, where the employees apparently take great joy in telling you that they can't help, even if you have a disease that we've never heard of & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    11 May 2026, 9:00 am
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