We're Here to Help
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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to [email protected].
- 1 hour 13 seconds284: WEIRD Here To Help: MILF Pants & The Witch Dietitian
What should one do with a cursed pair of pants gifted by one's doorknob of an ex-boyfriend? Also, we talk to a dietician who specializes in migranes AND hedge witchery.
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24 April 2026, 9:00 am - 1 hour 7 minutes283: Leave It Inside & Dating A Newsie (with Jess Rona)
Jake and Gareth are joined by Jess Rona of Jess Rona Grooming! First, they educate a caller's dad about the birds and the bees (and the rhinos). Then, a caller gets the ick from a wall of hats.
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22 April 2026, 7:30 am - 1 hour 5 minutes282: Game Daddies & Barf-a-Rama
Gareth and Jake coach a future reality TV star. Then, they get a little sister out of a "fun run." Plus, the follow-up to Ep 281 "Sh*t Where You Eat (with Zoe Lister Jones)."
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20 April 2026, 7:30 am - 59 minutes 52 seconds281: 7 Out Of 11 & Sh*t Where You Eat (with Zoe Lister-Jones)
Zoe Lister-Jones joins Gareth and Jake to help undo the damage that Rick Steves has wrought. Then, they get the mustard out of the bathroom.
The Miniature Wife on Peacock releases 4/9.
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15 April 2026, 7:30 am - 1 hour 1 minute280: Carjacking & Water From The Bottom
Jake and Gareth deliver a sample to the hospital, without doing anything illegal. Then, they invent an alibi for a caller who murdered her grandmother's violet. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 267 "Bad Girl of Trader Joe's."
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13 April 2026, 7:30 am - 1 hour 2 minutesWEIRD Here To Help: Banshee Teams Meetings & Rose Quartz Lawn Care
Yeah, Microsoft Teams meetings can be boring - except when they're haunted by Banshees. And how to turn your excessive backyard rose quartz into a trillion dollar industry.
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10 April 2026, 7:30 am - 1 hour 1 minute279: Out-Crazy The Crazy & Rent-Free (with Lamorne Morris and Hannah Simone)
It's a New Girl Special! Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris join Jake and take some calls. First, Hannah identifies too hard with a caller's weird roommate. Then, they help brainstorm comebacks for a twelve year-old with an extra toe.
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8 April 2026, 7:30 am - 1 hour 13 minutes278: Ya Filthy Animal & The Real London
Gareth and Jake help a caller convince his girlfriend to go camping in bear country. Then, they create a guidebook to the best fake tourist sites in London.
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6 April 2026, 7:30 am - 1 hour 7 minutes277: Once an RA, Always an RA & Gym Survey (with Aaron Chen and Sean Clements)
Jake is joined by writer Sean Clements and actor Aaron Chen from his upcoming movie "The Dink." First, they help a frustrated employee eliminate a stress toy. Then, a nice guy investigates the Bane of his apartment gym.
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1 April 2026, 7:30 am - 1 hour 3 minutes276: Towel Foul & Brady's Comet
The guys help a mom get rid of the pile of towels in her bathroom. Then, they help a stargazer in need of a better view. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 174 "Tree Jim."
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30 March 2026, 7:30 am - 1 hour 6 minutes275: Moooooove On & No, Sassy, No! (with Luke and Sassy Scott)
Luke and Sassy Scott join Jake and Gareth to whip some callers into shape. First, they set boundaries with a cow-loving boss. Then, they get into the smut business.
New episodes of "Luke and Sassy Scott Podcast" drop Wednesdays wherever you get your podcasts! It's chaos that brings you joy. No filter, zero shame, and nothing is off limits, with listener stories and voice notes driving the chaos every week. If you like comedy with a bit of heart and a lot of unhinged honesty, this is it.
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