We're Here to Help
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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to [email protected].
- 1 hour 4 minutes269: This Sh*t Has Sailed & Ordered And Eaten (with Justin Long and Sal Vulcano)
Jake is joined by Justin Long and Impractical Jokers' Sal Vulcano for this special episode. First, the guys play Russian roulette with a pooping stall. Then, they give advice to a perfect 10 who is sick of being touched at work.
Catch Sal on his standup tour, https://salvulcanocomedy.com/
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11 March 2026, 7:30 am - 1 hour 6 minutes268: Perfect For Each Other & Losers Helping Losers
Jake and Gareth stumble onto a shocking bathroom situation. Then, they help an accountant get what she's owed at tax season. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 255 "Monitor Swap (with David Krumholtz)."
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9 March 2026, 7:30 am - 49 minutes 37 seconds267: Bad Girl of Trader Joe's & Model Hands (with Kyle Mooney)
Gareth and Jake are joined by Kyle Mooney for this bonus episode. First, they foster grocery store jealousy. Then, they broach a sensitive fashion conversation.
Make sure to check out "What's Our Podcast?" hosted by Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett.
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4 March 2026, 8:30 am - 1 hour 11 minutes266: Law & Order: Toe-rgy
In the criminal justice system, piggly wiggly stuff is considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are known as Jake and Gareth. These are their stories.
Meet Stone for the first time on Ep. 161 - Memaw's Wig & That's the Sauce (with Justin Long) and Ep. 168 - I Feel Barfy & An I Love You Man Situation.
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2 March 2026, 8:30 am - 58 minutes 23 seconds265: A Noticeable Boner & Accordion Mistress (with Michael Angarano)
Guest Helper Michael Angarano helps Jake and Gareth conceal a caller's inconvenient erection. Then, they hatch a polka surprise.
Check out Michael now starring in Devil In Disguise on Peacock.
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25 February 2026, 8:30 am - 1 hour 12 minutes264: Keeper of the Balls & Kids Like You
Jake and Gareth help a Mormon break into the local Church Ball league. Then, a teacher helps the class clowns control the funny. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 247 "Doormat Drama (with Jenny Slate)."
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23 February 2026, 8:30 am - 59 minutes 18 seconds263: WEIRD Here to Help: Wolf Moon Eddy & Vanhattan Burger Fairy
Eric and Steve ease the mind of a new east coast renter in her 1700's house. Then, make a Pacific North West local's burger dreams come true.
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20 February 2026, 8:30 am - 1 hour 4 minutes262: One and Done & 45 Minutes to Bedtime (with Karley Sciortino)
Gareth and Jake are joined by Karley Sciortino for this extra-sexy episode. First, a daughter wants to buy her mother a vibrator. Then, an American in Germany creates a flirty alter-ego.
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18 February 2026, 8:30 am - 1 hour 11 minutes261: Get In My Hole & Piano Time Is Piano Time
Jake and Gareth go spelunking in a suburban basement. Then, they set firm boundaries with a piano teacher.
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16 February 2026, 8:30 am - 1 hour 3 minutes260: A Disgusting Session & Poke the Bear (with Lamorne Morris)
We're Here to Help All-Star Lamorne Morris joins Jake and Gareth in-studio. First, they pour cold water on a teacher's sexy parent fantasies. Then, they hack a pilates studio.
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11 February 2026, 8:30 am - 1 hour 14 minutes259: Crochet Court & Very Noise Very Loud
Gareth and Jake go full Atticus Finch on a yarn situation. Then, they yuck a couch sleeper's yum. Plus a follow-up to Ep. 233 "Tat-two."
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