We're Here to Help

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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to [email protected]. Watch episodes early Sundays and Tuesdays on Hulu.

1 hour 8 minutes
313: This Is Fish, This Is Family, This Is Wonderful
Jake and Gareth brush up on Fish Law to settle an old score. Then, they turn a best boy into a best man.
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5 August 2026, 7:30 am
1 hour 1 minute
312: Listen To Your Body & Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The guys convince a caller that nothing is stranger than the truth. Then, they put a damper on squeaky sexy time. Plus, a follow up from Ep 300 "Gen-Italia."
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3 August 2026, 7:30 am
1 hour 4 minutes
311: Too Ugly To Stuff & Your Car's A Toilet (with Gil Ozeri)
Gareth, Jake and Gil Ozeri make sense of the biggest penis they've ever seen. Then, they make an appeal to the crows.

You can follow Gil on IG @tallgilozeri and listen to his podcast Good Science @GoodSciencePod.

Dirk - https://www.patreon.com/heretohelppod/posts/uncensored-from-165185129

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29 July 2026, 7:30 am
1 hour 1 minute
310: Occasionally Fartzan & Ripoff Artist
Jake and Gareth help a caller fart in front of her husband. Then, they get a pro wrestling ref back in the ring. Plus, the unexpected to conclusion to Ep 229 "Muffin Beef."
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27 July 2026, 7:30 am
1 hour 10 minutes
WEIRD Here To Help: Community Garden Drama & Clown Hotel
A caller seeks help to pacify unrest in her neighborhood garden. Later, a caller can't decide whether to take her niece to "the scariest motel in America," or find a less terrifying road trip option.
Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin!
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24 July 2026, 9:00 am
53 minutes
309: Naked With A Gun & Tiny Tootsies (with Damon Wayans Jr., Jessy Hodges and Ryan Gaul)
The guys are joined by a crew of guest helpers for this special episode. First, Jake, Damon Wayans Jr and Jessy Hodges help a caller slide her ass to the backseat. Then, Gareth and Ryan Gaul help a big foot achieve legend status.
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22 July 2026, 7:30 am
1 hour 5 minutes
308: Reverse Laundry Psychology & Funk In The Trunk
Gareth and Jake weigh in on a soggy laundry room situation. Then, they help a young caller clean her grandma's car. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 298 Sexy Baby (with Murray Bartlett).
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20 July 2026, 7:30 am
1 hour 6 minutes
Monkey's A Pigeon & The Honorable Mayor of Brown Town (with Cat Reitman)
Cat and Rat are back! Cat Reitman and Gareth join forces to take some calls. First, they help a man whose wife wants to finger the cloaca. Then, they stop a dog walker from going streakin' in the upstairs toilet.
See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/catandrat-episode-01
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17 July 2026, 7:30 am
1 hour 8 seconds
307: Mandatory Suspenders & Second Deck (with Damon Wayans Jr.)
Jake and guest helper Damon Wayans Jr. help a funeral home director keep his pants on. Then, they give a crash course in jail culture.
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15 July 2026, 7:30 am
1 hour 1 minute
306: Ask Dragon Spirit & The No Pee Awards
The guys start a cult to annoy a caller's brother. Then, they punch up a road trip to Florida. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 254 "Risky Business."
See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-306
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13 July 2026, 7:30 am
56 minutes 7 seconds
See If It Sticks & Sock On The Door (with Tatiana Maslany)
Jake, Steve Berg and Tatiana Maslany encourage a therapist to let down his hair. Then, they get a baby bird out of the nest.
Watch Jake and Tatiana in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed on Apple TV. Be sure to catch the season finale on July 15th.
See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/maslany
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10 July 2026, 7:30 am
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