We're Here to Help
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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to [email protected].
- 1 hour 4 minutes262: One and Done & 45 Minutes to Bedtime (with Karley Sciortino)
Gareth and Jake are joined by Karley Sciortino for this extra-sexy episode. First, a daughter wants to buy her mother a vibrator. Then, an American in Germany creates a flirty alter-ego.
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18 February 2026, 8:30 am - 1 hour 11 minutes261: Get In My Hole & Piano Time Is Piano Time
Jake and Gareth go spelunking in a suburban basement. Then, they set firm boundaries with a piano teacher.
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16 February 2026, 8:30 am - 1 hour 3 minutes260: A Disgusting Session & Poke the Bear (with Lamorne Morris)
We're Here to Help All-Star Lamorne Morris joins Jake and Gareth in-studio. First, they pour cold water on a teacher's sexy parent fantasies. Then, they hack a pilates studio.
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11 February 2026, 8:30 am - 1 hour 14 minutes259: Crochet Court & Very Noise Very Loud
Gareth and Jake go full Atticus Finch on a yarn situation. Then, they yuck a couch sleeper's yum. Plus a follow-up to Ep. 233 "Tat-two."
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9 February 2026, 8:30 am - 54 minutes 51 seconds258: WEIRD Here To Help: Velour Jet Suit & The Special K's
Eric and Steve help a long-suffering Jets fan and a caller with an unfortunate group nickname. Plus, a feel-good follow-up from Ep 225 "Real Magic (with John E. L. Tenney)"
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6 February 2026, 8:30 am - 48 minutes 54 seconds257: Mouth Tape Nightmare & Montage It Up (with Shabana Azeez)
Jake and Gareth are joined by The Pitt's Shabana Azeez. Together, they banish a mouth tape demon and brainstorm the best way to enjoy a wedding dress, without getting married.
Catch Shabana on season 2 of The Pitt, now streaming on HBO Max.
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4 February 2026, 8:30 am - 54 minutes 54 seconds256: Mother Daughter Stuff & All Laser Pointers (Or No Laser Pointers)
Gareth and Jake disrupt a helpful mother's morning routine. Then, they do battle with a Taekwondo Troll. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 250 "Dog Danger on the Gator Walk (with Ed Helms)."
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2 February 2026, 8:30 am - 54 minutes 23 seconds255: Ugly Old Sweatshirt & Monitor Swap (with David Krumholtz)
Gareth, Jake and Jake's doppelganger David Krumholtz help a caller who has outgrown his sloppy group of friends. Then, an employee at a software company covets a coworker's monitor.
Catch David Krumholtz in Supergirl in theaters June 26th!
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28 January 2026, 8:30 am - 1 hour 8 minutes254: Risky Business & Mom’s Favorite
Jake and Gareth help a caller avoid concussion protocol. Then, they enlist Gareth's mom Pam to make another mom jealous. Plus, an update from Ep 247 "Ten Pounds of Pasta (with Jenny Slate)."
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26 January 2026, 8:30 am - 1 hour 6 minutes253: WEIRD Here To Help: Follow the Mummy & The Other Dariusz
Steve and Eric give an old mummy a royal send-off and dispute a Kafka-esque traffic violation. Plus, Gareth stops by to help a community theatre performer regain her "spark."
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23 January 2026, 8:30 am - 56 minutes 30 seconds252: Little Boy Hands & My Dirtbag Wife (with Kal Penn)
The guys are joined by Guest Helper Kal Penn! Together, they help a lawyer whose colleague's tie is too short. Then, a Chicago caller thinks his wife lost a precious gift.
Listen to Kal's podcast “Here We Go Again” -- distributed by iHeartPodcasts and available on the iHeartRadio app and everywhere podcasts are available now.
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