We're Here to Help

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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to [email protected].

1 hour 1 minute
306: Ask Dragon Spirit & The No Pee Awards
The guys start a cult to annoy a caller's brother. Then, they punch up a road trip to Florida. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 254 "Risky Business."
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13 July 2026, 7:30 am
56 minutes 7 seconds
See If It Sticks & Sock On The Door (with Tatiana Maslany)
Jake, Steve Berg and Tatiana Maslany encourage a therapist to let down his hair. Then, they get a baby bird out of the nest.
Watch Jake and Tatiana in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed on Apple TV. Be sure to catch the season finale on July 15th.
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10 July 2026, 7:30 am
1 hour 2 minutes
305: Raoul, Raoul and Raoul & Dr. Happy On The Inside (with David Wain)
The great David Wain joins the show to help a bug artist maintain her standards. Then, the guys brainstorm PG alternatives for a new dad's disgusting account names.
Check out “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” written and directed by David Wain, in theaters July 10th!
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8 July 2026, 7:30 am
1 hour 4 minutes
304: Dolphin Tank & Miami Baby
Jake and Gareth get Coach out of a dolphin suit. Then, they break up with a pediatric dentist. Plus, a folow-up from Ep 260 "A Disgusting Session."
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6 July 2026, 7:30 am
57 minutes 21 seconds
WEIRD Here To Help: Cursed Baby Doll & Psychic Sons
Toronto Fringe Festival has a cursed baby doll on the loose, and our first caller knows exactly who to call for help! Later, a cool Dad hopes to tap into his two sons' telepathic communication abilities.
Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin!
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3 July 2026, 9:00 am
1 hour 16 minutes
303: You Got the Stink on You (with Lamorne Morris)
Lamorne Morris stops by the show to help the guys eliminate a nasty odor at church. Plus, an update from Ep 229 "Muffin Beef."
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1 July 2026, 7:30 am
1 hour 8 minutes
302: Haunted Lacrosse House & Kissing Like Muppets
The guys spook a college lacrosse team by inventing a local legend. Then, they help a young caller have a difficult kissing conversation. Plus, a great success falls flat.
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29 June 2026, 8:30 am
33 minutes 59 seconds
Bonus: S1 Caller, Corrine Norris, Send Off & Re-Release
Jake and Gareth say farewell to Corrine Norris, a caller from Episode 15: Dougie McBuckets and Episode 84: Kevin's Fresh Lobotomy Smile. Listen to a re-release of Corrine's calls after the intro.
Corrine Norris
August 20, 1995 - June 20, 2026
“Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.” - Emily Dickinson
Corrine's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/asscancercor/
Corrine's TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ass.cancer.cor
For more info on colorectal cancer, diagnosis, and treatment: https://colorectalcancer.org/?form=donate
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26 June 2026, 7:30 am
1 hour 9 minutes
301: 300th Episode Special Pt 2: Scaling Mount Paulie and The Wheel of Strip
Jake and Gareth help a bartender discipline a flaky regular. Then, it's Part 2 of the Live 300th, featuring roof rats, strip tease roulette and the latest on the local neighborhood nudists.
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24 June 2026, 7:30 am
57 minutes 15 seconds
300: 300th Episode Special Pt 1: 7x A Day and Gen-Italia
Happy 300 episodes of We're Here to Help! In Part One of this two-parter, we've got an unexpected update from a man who loves his wife, a pasta-themed memorial tattoo and a rapid-fire round. Plus, the latest on a kidney for the popcorn king.
See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-300
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22 June 2026, 7:30 am
58 minutes 3 seconds
WEIRD Here To Help: A Thin Veil & Her Cat Familiar
A caller with a history of paranormal encounters receives an urgent message from a loved one in a dream. Later, magical cats are at the center of a caller's dispute with her neighbors.
Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin!
Want to call in? Email your question to [email protected].
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19 June 2026, 9:00 am
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