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- Mauro Icardi’s 73-year driving ban

- Vinnie Jones’ Siberian hunting trip

- And the sniper-dodging renegade who brought down Man City

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Maresca feet - https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-city-charges-enzo-maresca-37705462

Man Utd’s sexiest fan - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/40502879/man-utd-city-breaches-therese-gudmundsen/

Rui Pinto - https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/18501/production/_110658599_gettyimages-1128742687.jpg.webp

HMP Hull smuggling - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj9xjmvyjrmo

Mo Salah rock - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdkKyikq91f/

Salah rock bench and sign - https://www.turkiyetoday.com/lifestyle/bench-and-sign-stolen-from-salah-photo-spot-in-turkiyes-trabzon-3229047

Mauro Icardi driving ban - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2166483154216194

Porto - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhKN206ICt4

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On the show today:

- Mourinho’s having a meltdown

- Liam Rosenior gets his revenge

- And English football has a new bastard genius

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Andros Townsend steamrollered - 

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Mourinho ref - https://x.com/footballontnt/status/2102153555494793487 

Rosenior Strasbourg - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1wlhxmo/alternate_angle_of_liam_rosenior_celebrating_in/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=flattened-by-big-food&_bhlid=a0cfedf987b1d7c8d4621ea90ef11cfc9ad816ee 

Police Millwall v West Ham - https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1wkm2vc/before_the_millwall_vs_west_ham_derby_west_ham/&sa=D&source=editors&ust=1790067488887075&usg=AOvVaw0_CRtqIDDXWF78GfgKxH-_ 

Gaddafi pingers - https://realnewsmagazine.net/libya-seizes-100000-ecstasy-pills-bearing-gaddafis-image/ 

Boys printing pingers - https://youtu.be/zZMETFXFE24?si=qFGM5lAW2iOpCf7Q 

United 93 - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/sep/18/oxford-united-apology-united-93-clothing-range-9-11-anniversary 

Hyrox - https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/2099248001063792830

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On the show today:

- Wayne Rooney’s hotel room sesh

- The West Ham star accused of kidnapping a film director

- And why are coke dealers roping in Premier League footballers?

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Links from the show:

Eagle snatches baby - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaXI57qpasM 

Aguero coke - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xzVnbsbnios 

Ecuador Haaland drugs - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Oz3k4sF4huw 

Cole Palmer leaving Stamford Bridge - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdODJS4o9ZH/ 

Ron Hayward - https://www.facebook.com/AdTurds/posts/ten-year-anniversary-of-this-story-meme/744792374306479/ 

Nathan Jones defends comment - https://www.tiktok.com/@cafcofficial/video/7684298662599462166 

Nathan Jones tattoos - https://x.com/EamoV1/status/1086679508525162498 

Otley Run Kurt Zouma stag do - https://www.indy100.com/news/cats-protection-kurt-zouma-leeds 

JP in Sicily - https://www.reddit.com/r/theupshotpodcast/comments/1we8or8/jp_spotted_in_sicily/

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On the show today:

- Jim Ratcliffe threatens to burn his enemy’s house down

- Bernie Ecclestone caught smuggling guns again. 

- What’s on Yaya Toure’s camera roll?

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Links from the show:

Kygo Jo - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYJWkDFzEXA 

Seecamp - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seecamp 

Silvio Santos - https://www.uol.com.br/splash/noticias/ooops/2018/12/08/silvio-santos-sai-de-ferias-e-sbt-teme-surto-de-mudancas-na-grade.htm 

Lee Andrews memoir - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/40092202/lee-andrews-book-deal-katie-price/

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On the show today:

- Jim Ratcliffe declares war on children

- Brighton’s bus driver snorting gear on the job

- Pakistan’s genital warts scandal

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The Undertaker - https://legacymedia.sportsplatform.io/image/upload/v1707434424/pwagjpbh6nd61hg93fvq.jpg?w=2560 

Al Hilal fan assault - https://x.com/IttiMania/status/1778509641481089319?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=cat-o-nine-tails 

Ronnie O’Sullivan mural - https://x.com/BBCSport/status/2093303629096882576 

Man Utd child ticket tout - https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/800/cpsprodpb/a399/live/2e328260-8733-11f1-a42c-83dd67bf1cb2.jpg.webp 

81 year old Man Utd fan protest - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5yl0lp0k9go 

Shoaib Akhtar’s gential warts -  https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/twenty20/5363321/Shoaib-Akhtars-genital-warts-keep-him-out-of-Pakistans-World-Twenty-20-squad.html 

Imran Khan and Ghislaine Maxwell - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FrpLzu1aEAAfXcK?format=jpg&name=medium 

Meet the Owens review - https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/reviews/meet-the-owens-michael-owen-amazon-b3039741.html 

Andros Townsend chicken feet - https://www.tiktok.com/@androstownsend/video/7679125287849692438 

Katie Price dumps Lee Andrews - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/40241377/katie-price-dumps-lee-andrews-divorce-shock/

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On the show today:

- Premier League gets its first sex scandal of the season

- Keys and Gray are back

- Egypt manager hospitalised by a fight between his two wives

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Links from the show:

Fulham Falklands flag - https://x.com/AwayDaysClub_/status/2091937772147704185 

Hull mauled by the tigers - https://www.facebook.com/tntsportsfootball/videos/hull-fans-singing-youre-getting-mauled-by-the-tigers-after-leading-man-united-by/4563338707270770/ 

Issac from Boro - https://shorturl.at/Pykcv 

Jed York mugshot - https://bit.ly/4zCj1xA 

Keys and Gray Unleashed - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM-cyJVh1zE&t=310s 

Hossam Hassan wives fight - https://shorturl.at/Jbzwp 

Tirana president throwing cash - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1vsrsjp/dinamo_tirana_president_ardian_bardhi_walked_into/ 

Ronnie Brunswijk handing out money - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCQBKDcj4 

Romania football pet lion - https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/u24sxq/interview_in_romania_in_1995/?share_id=pC5lJAx0cAIXLIRlltT5e&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 

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See you at the hairdressers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cs75KKSNgg 

Harry Redknapp - https://shorturl.at/VI3ly 

Signing Carvalho - https://www.facebook.com/Cabrodeportes/videos/la-leyenda-de-tittyshev/755382394660421/ 

Michael Owen apples - https://www.reddit.com/r/AlanPartridge/comments/1hyuadl/what_a_funny_story/ 

Long throw - 

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Iran throw in fail - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MciOxexvCpY

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Rikishi stinkface on Kurt Angle: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DKtAyWExGHC/

The Ho Train: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKetpYEaLg

Mae Young powerbombed through a table: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5wVCqfxS2s

Mae Young swimsuit contest: https://www.tiktok.com/@onthisdayinwwe/video/7463653994758409504

The Katie Vick scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKWOAzDw4Hg

Big Show funeral: https://youtu.be/1On9iGZhU7U?si=0NioG-7oLIC2yU2s&t=134

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Get part two RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowersIn the mid ‘90s, WWF was in chaos.
Reeling from drug scandals and trailing rivals in the ratings.
It was time to get NASTY.
Vince McMahon cranked up the sex and violence, and brought in unhinged storylines about necrophilia and shagging his own daughter.
And away from the ring, the drug-addled stars lost their minds.
From pooing in sandwiches to powerbombing 77 year old women, this is WWF Attitude…If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=video&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorshipLinks from the pod:Jake the Snake mad interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=aCMGa-9gjF8j0N3H&t=1559&v=bgelClH2G4k&feature=youtu.beLinda kicks Vince in the cock: https://www.reddit.com/r/AttitudeEra/comments/1p1afvj/shane_mcmahon_defeats_vince_mcmahon_at_wm_xseven/Vince fights Stephanie the week of her wedding: https://preview.redd.it/in-2003-vince-mcmahon-fought-his-daughter-stephanie-in-a-v0-1xt9n8u00eng1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=98d8f3ed89bc838d45d712165f8f10a71028788bThe Rock aged 15: https://preview.redd.it/the-rock-being-the-rock-even-at-15-years-old-in-1987-v0-9h2bx9n7wwz91.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=be28adf8828ada4514e990bab00f3e38fd3b16eaThe Rock napkin photo: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPFx1_Q6vMrjwUwexJx9iPt07IwjrDmOPw8gvtDDPrw1ag2wZtqiklr4Q&s=10Terrible CGI in Scorpion King: https://www.tiktok.com/@binge/video/7519731852488330552Golddust on Conan: youtu.be/QXlqF7g-tjU?si=2FMhe4hGIbmVE7IB&t=297

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On the show today: Gianni Infantino’s sex scandal, the crime boss busted on the padel court and why is Ange Postocoglou cruising round in his boxers?

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Ange Postocoglou on FC27 in his pants: https://www.tiktok.com/@willsonfut/video/7671644007277038880

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Leandro Paredes with the riot police: https://www.facebook.com/MenInBlazers/videos/leandro-paredes-gets-full-police-escort-to-take-a-corner-as-boca-juniors-visit-n/1682300642881122/

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On the show today:

- Gianni Infantino clings on for dear life

- Danny Cipriani’s “tacky and distasteful” wedding 

- And which France international pooed in someone’s mouth at a party?

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Anna Lynne poem - https://x.com/IAMannalynnemcc/status/1496877541772062727?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1496877541772062727%7Ctwgr%5E2d490e18b92673156548ced8b5cc817d6312c3d7%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeednews.com%2Farticle%2Fkelseyweekman%2Fannalynne-mccord-twitter-poem-putin 

Kate Mannion - https://x.com/Katiemoneygrabz/status/1496926530219364394 

Molina - https://shorturl.at/b7oVi 

Botham tweet - https://shorturl.at/0YG4z

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On the show today:

- Gianni Infantino’s next power grab

- World Cup star’s cocaine arrest

- Idi Amin returns to haunt England

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Haaland and &Me - https://www.facebook.com/DeepTechMinimal/videos/26815898238085760/ 

Haaland thrown out - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/12100593/erling-haaland-nightclub-thrown-out-video/ 

Capello - https://shorturl.at/48nFI 

Richard Keys outfit - https://shorturl.at/q8wXx 

Socceroos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snLylKw5shE 

JP glasto outfit - https://shorturl.at/G13aX 

Idi Amin love for sports - https://shorturl.at/8Ynvc 

Mayo fan - https://shorturl.at/ANt67 

Trophy sinking - https://www.reddit.com/r/rugbyunion/comments/1v7g8ai/sir_a_second_major_french_trophy_has_been_lost_in/

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