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Rikishi stinkface on Kurt Angle: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DKtAyWExGHC/

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Mae Young swimsuit contest: https://www.tiktok.com/@onthisdayinwwe/video/7463653994758409504

The Katie Vick scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKWOAzDw4Hg

Big Show funeral: https://youtu.be/1On9iGZhU7U?si=0NioG-7oLIC2yU2s&t=134

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Get part two RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowersIn the mid ‘90s, WWF was in chaos.
Reeling from drug scandals and trailing rivals in the ratings.
It was time to get NASTY.
Vince McMahon cranked up the sex and violence, and brought in unhinged storylines about necrophilia and shagging his own daughter.
And away from the ring, the drug-addled stars lost their minds.
From pooing in sandwiches to powerbombing 77 year old women, this is WWF Attitude…If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=video&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorshipLinks from the pod:Jake the Snake mad interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=aCMGa-9gjF8j0N3H&t=1559&v=bgelClH2G4k&feature=youtu.beLinda kicks Vince in the cock: https://www.reddit.com/r/AttitudeEra/comments/1p1afvj/shane_mcmahon_defeats_vince_mcmahon_at_wm_xseven/Vince fights Stephanie the week of her wedding: https://preview.redd.it/in-2003-vince-mcmahon-fought-his-daughter-stephanie-in-a-v0-1xt9n8u00eng1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=98d8f3ed89bc838d45d712165f8f10a71028788bThe Rock aged 15: https://preview.redd.it/the-rock-being-the-rock-even-at-15-years-old-in-1987-v0-9h2bx9n7wwz91.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=be28adf8828ada4514e990bab00f3e38fd3b16eaThe Rock napkin photo: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPFx1_Q6vMrjwUwexJx9iPt07IwjrDmOPw8gvtDDPrw1ag2wZtqiklr4Q&s=10Terrible CGI in Scorpion King: https://www.tiktok.com/@binge/video/7519731852488330552Golddust on Conan: youtu.be/QXlqF7g-tjU?si=2FMhe4hGIbmVE7IB&t=297

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On the show today: Gianni Infantino’s sex scandal, the crime boss busted on the padel court and why is Ange Postocoglou cruising round in his boxers?

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Ange Postocoglou on FC27 in his pants: https://www.tiktok.com/@willsonfut/video/7671644007277038880

Kinahan lieutenant at Padel tournament: https://www.bellingcat.com/app/uploads/2026/06/12_dixon062026-1200x764.jpg

Leandro Paredes with the riot police: https://www.facebook.com/MenInBlazers/videos/leandro-paredes-gets-full-police-escort-to-take-a-corner-as-boca-juniors-visit-n/1682300642881122/

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On the show today:

- Gianni Infantino clings on for dear life

- Danny Cipriani’s “tacky and distasteful” wedding 

- And which France international pooed in someone’s mouth at a party?

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Infantino track - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZIXgAcOZGA/ 

Anna Lynne poem - https://x.com/IAMannalynnemcc/status/1496877541772062727?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1496877541772062727%7Ctwgr%5E2d490e18b92673156548ced8b5cc817d6312c3d7%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeednews.com%2Farticle%2Fkelseyweekman%2Fannalynne-mccord-twitter-poem-putin 

Kate Mannion - https://x.com/Katiemoneygrabz/status/1496926530219364394 

Molina - https://shorturl.at/b7oVi 

Botham tweet - https://shorturl.at/0YG4z

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On the show today:

- Gianni Infantino’s next power grab

- World Cup star’s cocaine arrest

- Idi Amin returns to haunt England

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Haaland and &Me - https://www.facebook.com/DeepTechMinimal/videos/26815898238085760/ 

Haaland thrown out - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/12100593/erling-haaland-nightclub-thrown-out-video/ 

Capello - https://shorturl.at/48nFI 

Richard Keys outfit - https://shorturl.at/q8wXx 

Socceroos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snLylKw5shE 

JP glasto outfit - https://shorturl.at/G13aX 

Idi Amin love for sports - https://shorturl.at/8Ynvc 

Mayo fan - https://shorturl.at/ANt67 

Trophy sinking - https://www.reddit.com/r/rugbyunion/comments/1v7g8ai/sir_a_second_major_french_trophy_has_been_lost_in/

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On the show today:

- Riots on the streets of Buenos Aires.

- Phil Neville shirt swap humiliation.

- World Cup final ref’s sex party scandal

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Argentina fans crying - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ujl54LXPYcw 

Scaloni - https://x.com/footballontnt/status/2079125893415362583 

Spanish pilot - https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1v266ha/a_spanish_pilot_made_a_plane_full_of_argentine/ 

Buenos Aires riots - https://x.com/Reforma/status/2079073017280291251 

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Louis Vuitton trophy case - https://shorturl.at/RxCFL 

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Infantino clap for Trump - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/1uzfgsl/trump_on_kane_they_tuchel_perhaps_made_a_mistake/ 

Ring - https://shorturl.at/xv7Vq 

World Cup final pitch grass - https://shorturl.at/TVsxS 

Vincic arrest - https://x.com/MIL0SEVIC/status/2078256308520730667 

England fan - https://www.instagram.com/reels/Da1Hqc8PVnV/ 

Bellingham grandad on Mastermind - https://www.tiktok.com/@theshadeborough/video/7663559077552737558 

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John Fury - https://www.instagram.com/p/Da0BCOdAimh 

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Welcome back….

Gianni Infantino has fallen out with his best friend, noshed off a load of Qatari sheikhs and let the world know what a massive bell end he is.

But the scandals are only just getting started. 

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Saudi Arabia host announcement - https://inside.fifa.com/organisation/congress/media-releases/extraordinary-congress-appoints-hosts-of-2030-and-2034-editions-of-fifa-world-cup 

Infantino dancing at wedding - https://tinyurl.com/3vdpnzky 

Maniac laugh - https://www.tiktok.com/@dailymail/video/7462344937317879086 

Shiny Panini Club sticker - https://tinyurl.com/36cevnjr 

Mbappe AI fans - https://www.instagram.com/p/DLvne9ptfAG/?img_index=1&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=a-spot-of-light-dogging&_bhlid=ea54ae81b3511615c4ce324ef97001b9633da563 

World Cup draw chant - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DR49wDjj-tt/ 

Gianni takes a corner - https://www.instagram.com/p/DKj9uQ3O8xi/?hl=en&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=king-of-soccer&_bhlid=7c65eccbfe90133133b4341fcde4fe96b9b68752 

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‘Shake hands’ - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/apr/30/israel-fa-delegate-snubbed-by-palestinian-counterpart-at-fifa-congress 

‘Chill’ - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/c3dyegz0z8jo

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On the show today:

- Naked England fans cartwheeling in Benidorm

- Gary Neville’s slapped down in Argentina

- Lee Andrews back in the slammer

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Alfie Haaland swearing - https://x.com/utdZaiire/status/2076635626917806249

Posh spice goal reaction - https://shorturl.at/YYNgQ 

Ed Sheeran - https://www.instagram.com/reels/Dak_f22BX-4/  

Norwegian fan won’t row - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1uspmxd/norwegian_fan_on_skysports_explains_why_he/ 

Achtung - https://shorturl.at/7nGuZ 

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Chinese prayers - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DasqTPwNdTY/ 

Zach cat video - instagram.com/reel/Daawq94s41a/?igsh=MTN4OWgzZHhpMDV5cw== 

Neymar mobility scooter - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/39719962/neymar-mobility-scooter-universal-studios-world-cup-brazil/ 

Vosinha sea slug - https://shorturl.at/nK5Br 

Alkali refuses comment - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/clywe81xe3lo 

Lee Andrews cameo - https://www.cameo.com/leeandrews1111/feed/6a37eebd7c6792f197eec10a?t=1 

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In a parallel universe, Gianni Infantino is a faceless functionary in a drab Glattbrugg lawyers’ office.

But somehow this charmless blazer has wooed Donald Trump, partied with the Kardashians and wormed his way into the Middle East peace process.

He did kick ups with Putin, cosied up to Salt Bae and carved his own name on the trophy. Twice.

From FBI raids to $25,000 tickets, this is the story of the most hated man in football…

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Young Infantino - https://shorturl.at/yU3Cu 

Infantino family - https://static.india.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/MixCollage-13-Jul-2024-10-06-AM-7379.jpg?impolicy=Medium_Resize&w=1200&h=800 

Infantino ‘07 Champions League final - https://shorturl.at/9Thxo 

Infantino gives Trump shirt - https://shorturl.at/slZLq

Infantino and Putin - https://shorturl.at/Ppfr6 

Keepie-uppies - https://www.instagram.com/reels/C4zofzpuxHz/ 

FIFA FIFA FIFA - https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1508452970828025867 

Today i feel… - https://youtu.be/zy9jaX9RAbA?si=gJnhRrsJWjZmclu0&t=9 

Al Thani combatting corruption prize - https://shorturl.at/nI0UL 

Salt Bae visit - https://x.com/TelemundoSports/status/1346885110495383554?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1346885110495383554%7Ctwgr%5Eabb69268fd4caa92cc894b2aa484919210f46bfe%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Ffootball%2F2022%2F12%2F22%2Ffifa-launches-investigation-salt-baes-gatecrashing-argentinas%2F 

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On the show today:

- Thomas Tuchel’s MILF summer.

- The Norwegian stars who had an orgy on the pitch. 

- We hear from England fans caught in car tipping chaos in Mexico

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Hendo breaks arm - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166 

Kane voice - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166 

Anthony Gordon fuck off - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166 

Scary Mexico fans - https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/2074030302712771013 

David Bentley dance - https://www.instagram.com/p/DabVBSkBdV2/?hl=en-gb

Tuchel Mumsnet - https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5549319-to-find-thomas-tuchel-strangely-attractive 

Tuchel modelling - https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fs1lhimdxtyi91.jpg 

Belgium Trump dance - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1upjdmz/during_the_celebrations_of_lukakus_goal_belgian/ 

Balogan red - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmAX7zw41CQ 

Ted Cruz - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1uoymvh/no_politics_in_sport_senator_ted_cruz_to_trump_on/ 

Casemiro crying - https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2073955232652943533 

Sad fans on Copacabana - https://x.com/bbkigalifm/status/2074011024064184572 

Bloke in Barcelona - https://shorturl.at/Cg3YW

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France’s 2010 World Cup squad was absolutely full of wrong’uns.

From illegal organ harvesting to sex tape blackmail, meet the mutinous French mob who had a meltdown in South Africa.

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