Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

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  • 15 minutes 8 seconds
    The Stinky Bus
    We’re getting down with the trumpets as one mum is outed by her little one in the middle of a bus! There’s a lovely follow-up from a mum who shared her baby’s gender with us a while back, and not one… but TWO new admissions to the Secret Mum Club Gallery.

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    26 February 2026, 5:00 am
  • 52 minutes 51 seconds
    The Hard Conversations
    Soph’s had a tough week, navigating Dottie’s parents’ evening and Colby’s struggles at football. Meanwhile, Joseff has some big questions for Emma about his birthday party plans, one step-mum asks how to help her daughters feel truly welcome, and there’s a very public potty-training disaster.

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    24 February 2026, 5:00 am
  • 19 minutes 11 seconds
    The Tooth Thief
    There’s a toothnapper on the loose! But it means one mum has an awkward return to make in the school playground. Lots of listeners get in touch after a mum worries about her son not drinking from a cup, and Sophiena and Emma share their school jumper woes.

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    19 February 2026, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    The Birthday Blues
    Emma gets emotional as JoJo turns four, reflecting on how far he’s come and why this milestone feels extra big. Soph’s put on her detective hat to get to the bottom of parcels that are mysteriously going missing, and one very determined uncle finally earns the nickname he’s been chasing for years.

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    17 February 2026, 5:00 am
  • 15 minutes 56 seconds
    The Curtain Confusion
    The ladies have been keeping a secret, but all is finally revealed… There’s an update from Kelsey on managing her twins’ cot chaos, plus the ladies receive expert advice from a listener on handling mischievous toddlers. And one family’s brand new curtains lead to a very unfortunate (and very sweary) mispronunciation.

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    12 February 2026, 5:00 am
  • 52 minutes 2 seconds
    The Makeup Disaster
    Sophiena shares the humbling moment Dottie brutally reviewed her makeup (and didn’t hold back), while Emma navigates birthday party politics at Joseff's new school. Plus, a heartwarming message from a single dad who took the leap into adoption, and an unfortunate itchy legs incident.

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    10 February 2026, 5:00 am
  • 15 minutes 35 seconds
    The Forbidden Foods
    Soph and Emma help a soon-to-be mum struggling with the long list of foods you’re not allowed to eat during pregnancy. Plus, the Correspondence Corner returns with messages for a listener whose family refuses to call her an aunty.

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    5 February 2026, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 39 seconds
    The Sink Sucker
    Soph and Emma rally around a single mum worrying she’s doing everything wrong, and a listener panicking about the arrival of baby number three. There's an unforgettable beachside poo story, and Chrissy gets caught doing something truly unhygienic.

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    3 February 2026, 5:00 am
  • 22 minutes 59 seconds
    The Itchy Legs Baby!
    The ladies have heard back from the one and only Itchy Legs family with some very exciting news! Soph and Emma marvel at all the baby name inspiration from listeners, and try to help one mum survive bedtime mayhem with mischievous twins.

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    29 January 2026, 5:00 am
  • 41 minutes 45 seconds
    The Midnight Quavers
    Renley's midnight escape ends in a shocking kitchen discovery, Emma questions whether Joseff needs a hearing test or is simply tuning her out, and one mum’s most private possession is accidentally exposed by her grown-up son.

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    27 January 2026, 5:00 am
  • 15 minutes 25 seconds
    The Fishy Fiasco
    Soph’s prayers are answered when a listener from across the pond gets in touch about their little one picking up Britishisms after binge-watching Peppa Pig. There are two new (and very memorable) additions to the Secret Mum Club gallery, and one listener shares a childhood secret involving a zoo queue, an unfortunate smell, and a brutally honest 11-year-old.

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    22 January 2026, 5:00 am
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