Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

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  • 23 minutes 7 seconds
    The School Debate
    Soph and Emma help a listener weigh up the pros and cons of sending their little one to a tiny rural school (with a class dog!) versus a bigger local school with more resources. Plus, colostrum collection tips and a touching letter that reminds them just how lucky we are to lead the lives we do.

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    4 December 2025, 5:00 am
  • 50 minutes 37 seconds
    The Stinky Snack
    A potty victory turns into a parenting nightmare when one listener’s toddler eats what he shouldn’t. Emma spills the tea in her Secret of the Week, while Soph navigates Harry Potter debates with Dottie. Plus, the ladies hear from a mum whose baby is struggling to settle with Dad.

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    2 December 2025, 5:00 am
  • 17 minutes 28 seconds
    The Perfect Wedding
    Emma’s officially back in the studio, and the Correspondence Corner is full to the brim with one mum’s laundry basket hack and the cutest video of a little one spotting their artwork on the Secret Mum Club gallery wall. Plus, Sophiena is getting some wedding inspo!

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    27 November 2025, 5:00 am
  • 53 minutes
    The Scalp Mould
    Sophiena’s secret of the week has us all scratching our heads as she battles what might be scalp mould. Roxanne steps in to help a mum navigate dance-school drama, and we round things off with a classic sweary toddler secret.

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    25 November 2025, 5:00 am
  • 22 minutes 13 seconds
    The Growing Family
    Sophiena and Roxanne chat about what the future might look like - from the children bringing home partners to potentially becoming grandparents before they know it! Along the way, they reminisce about their own teenage antics and share a listener’s unforgettable poonami moment.

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    20 November 2025, 5:00 am
  • 43 minutes 57 seconds
    The Strip Show Secret
    Roxanne is back in with Soph this week, and she’s got a whopper of a secret from her birthday celebrations involving some very saucy entertainment. The ladies hear from a mum locked in a constant battle with teenage laundry, and there’s a secret that sparks a debate on what it really means to be a “cool mum.”

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    18 November 2025, 5:00 am
  • 18 minutes 9 seconds
    The Poo Catcher
    Sissy Roxanne is back in the studio! With Emma off moving to Wales, she’s stepping in to help Soph tackle this week’s correspondence featuring more Christmas babies and some gorgeous Irish names. Plus, there’s a BIG surprise for the girls, as this week’s secret comes from a very familiar voice...

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    13 November 2025, 5:00 am
  • 44 minutes 50 seconds
    The Pooey Bath
    Soph and Emma are living parallel lives as they share a secret this week! Let’s just say it involves a bath-time intruder 👀. Plus, they dive into the struggle of finding mum friends who share your values, tips for handling tricky preschool transitions, and a teacher’s hilarious classroom overshare.

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    11 November 2025, 5:00 am
  • 20 minutes 49 seconds
    The Bamboo Blender
    There’s an exciting new addition to the poo knife family in the form of decorative bathroom foliage that leaves Soph and Emma both traumatised and impressed. They also hear a lipstick mix-up that has them in stitches, and a candid secret from a stepmum navigating sudden parenthood.

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    6 November 2025, 5:00 am
  • 52 minutes 40 seconds
    The Power Cut
    Soph is juggling three poorly children and a power outage at home, while Emma’s move prep hits full throttle. Amid the chaos, the ladies hear from a mum counting down the final weeks of pregnancy and another revealing her baby’s name for the very first time!

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    4 November 2025, 5:00 am
  • 19 minutes 7 seconds
    The Secret Bump
    Soph and Emma hear from a mum hiding her second pregnancy as she battles the fear of judgement and the pressure to do motherhood “the right way.” Plus, the girls tackle twin biting tactics and share a listener’s story proving cousin bonds can survive even the trickiest family rifts.

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    30 October 2025, 5:00 am
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