Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

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  • 15 minutes 35 seconds
    The Forbidden Foods
    Soph and Emma help a soon-to-be mum struggling with the long list of foods you’re not allowed to eat during pregnancy. Plus, the Correspondence Corner returns with messages for a listener whose family refuses to call her an aunty.

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    5 February 2026, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 39 seconds
    The Sink Sucker
    Soph and Emma rally around a single mum worrying she’s doing everything wrong, and a listener panicking about the arrival of baby number three. There's an unforgettable beachside poo story, and Chrissy gets caught doing something truly unhygienic.

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    3 February 2026, 5:00 am
  • 22 minutes 59 seconds
    The Itchy Legs Baby!
    The ladies have heard back from the one and only Itchy Legs family with some very exciting news! Soph and Emma marvel at all the baby name inspiration from listeners, and try to help one mum survive bedtime mayhem with mischievous twins.

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    29 January 2026, 5:00 am
  • 41 minutes 45 seconds
    The Midnight Quavers
    Renley's midnight escape ends in a shocking kitchen discovery, Emma questions whether Joseff needs a hearing test or is simply tuning her out, and one mum’s most private possession is accidentally exposed by her grown-up son.

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    27 January 2026, 5:00 am
  • 15 minutes 25 seconds
    The Fishy Fiasco
    Soph’s prayers are answered when a listener from across the pond gets in touch about their little one picking up Britishisms after binge-watching Peppa Pig. There are two new (and very memorable) additions to the Secret Mum Club gallery, and one listener shares a childhood secret involving a zoo queue, an unfortunate smell, and a brutally honest 11-year-old.

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    22 January 2026, 5:00 am
  • 52 minutes 7 seconds
    The Biscuit Choke
    Sophiena shares how trying to help her niece swallow tablets ended in a full-blown biscuit-choking disaster. Emma’s been busy schmoozing with other parents at Joseff’s school, and a potty-training wee goes very publicly wrong.

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    20 January 2026, 5:00 am
  • 18 minutes 57 seconds
    The Talking Toddlers
    The first word discussion continues as the ladies receive a batch of weird and wonderful baby words and phrases, some more PC than others. Plus, one mum is in desperate need of respite after a nightmare house move that’s landed her and the kids back at mum and dad’s.

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    15 January 2026, 5:00 am
  • 59 minutes 30 seconds
    The Potty Mouth Era
    There are a few potty-mouthed babies this week, as Soph shares Renley’s new favourite word and a listener reveals their toddler’s hilarious mispronunciation. Soph and Emma also discuss co-sleeping doubts, and hear from a listener whose sister may have crossed the line by stealing her baby name.

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    13 January 2026, 5:00 am
  • 26 minutes 34 seconds
    The Double Digit Realisation
    Soph and Emma catch up on the festive period, with Soph having a big realisation about 2026 and Emma sharing her wild New Year’s Eve. Plus, the ladies hear from an expectant mum, and a listener whose little one has finally said “mummy”.

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    8 January 2026, 5:00 am
  • 2 minutes 7 seconds
    Happy 2026!
    The ladies have popped up to wish us a Happy New Year!

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    1 January 2026, 12:00 am
  • 11 minutes 56 seconds
    The Tupperware Elf
    Merry Christmas, Secret Mum Clubbers! Here’s an extra-special festive treat, featuring terrible cracker jokes, a Christmas Eve baby, and a very naughty elf. 🎄

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    25 December 2025, 5:00 am
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