Childproof

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  • 52 minutes 47 seconds
    We Have A Confession

    Okay yes fine. We admit it. Sometimes we make meals our whole families enjoy and sometimes we make five different dishes, one for each human in the house. We do it because we can. Because it’s not that hard. Because not every moment needs to be a teachable one. And sometimes just getting dinner down their gullet is worth not fighting an entire war over a dang pea. We also admit a whole bunch of other stuff. Like how much more therapy we need and how we can’t take complements on this episode of Childproof.

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    Find Gwenna's books here:

    Field Guide to Responsive Parenting

    Soul's Guide to the After Death

    Thinky Thoughts

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    21 January 2026, 5:00 am
  • 56 minutes 21 seconds
    Books, babies, and Befores & Afters

    The new year is always ripe with promise of change. But these changes were inevitable. On this episode of Childproof we’re talking books, baby fever (no neither of us are having more babies, relax) and how to handle body acceptance and changes to our bodies without making a negative change. Framing self improvement as just that. Improvement.

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    Click here to find: The Bird The Bees and The Elephant In The Room

    Video version of Childproof available on Youtube 

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    Founded

    Bibliophage


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    14 January 2026, 5:00 am
  • 52 minutes 43 seconds
    The Return to Routine

    It’s been a wonderful holiday break. We are spirited out though and looking forward to our spawn going and hanging out with other folks for a hot second. From grinning and bearing our kids’ tastes in media to when you’re forced to take your own parenting advice FOR yourself, returning to routine is important and this episode of Childproof really hammers that down. 

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    Video version of Childproof available on Youtube 

    Be sure to check our other shows:

    Founded

    Bibliophage

    Find Gwennas's novella, The Soul's Guide to the After Death here

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    7 January 2026, 5:00 am
  • 49 minutes 43 seconds
    Montage

    This is the episode that isn’t an episode but is made of parts of all the other episodes that were episodes even if they were weird episodes. A full episode of minisodes? Anyway Gwenna  and Tori are spending their holiday with their family and will have plenty to talk about after the break. Please enjoy this montage of our favorite clips and moments. 

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    Video version of Childproof available on Youtube 

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    Founded

    Bibliophage


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    31 December 2025, 5:00 am
  • 47 minutes 11 seconds
    Basically Facetime

    It’s another preshow preview. And a montage. Who doesn’t love a montage? Yes we did one of these but we aren’t very good at planning and this one isn’t the same as the one a few months ago. Our Patrons and paid subscribers get these little treats served to them every week. It’s basically a FaceTime between Tori and I. We typically have to explain that folks should lower there expectation for what their getting in exchange for their support. But we don’t have to disclaimer that this time. You can see for yourself. 

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

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    Preorder Gwenna's new book

    Video version of Childproof available on Youtube 

    Be sure to check out our other shows:

    Founded

    Bibliophage


    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact [email protected] if you would like to advertise on our podcast

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    24 December 2025, 5:00 am
  • 52 minutes 18 seconds
    Winter Break Survival Tips

    Winter break is upon us in the northern hemisphere. (Happy summer to our Southern Hemisphere listeners) We’ve got holidays and school breaks and kids everywhere. With so much to do there’s still somehow room for boredom. This podcast episode is full of boredom busters of all variety to not just survive the break but to thrive, enjoy your time, and keep everyone happily busy. 

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

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    Preorder Gwenna's new book

    Video version of Childproof available on Youtube 

    Be sure to check our other shows:

    Founded

    Bibliophage


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    17 December 2025, 5:00 am
  • 50 minutes 10 seconds
    Holiday Email Round Up

    It’s the most wonderful time of the year. The time when we read your emails and chat. Gwenna and Tori have been asking listeners to share their favorite Christmas, holiday, and winter memories with us. For this email round up we share a selection of the hundreds of stories we received. 

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content

    Preorder Gwenna's new book

    Video version of Childproof available on Youtube 

    Be sure to check our other shows:

    Founded

    Bibliophage


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    10 December 2025, 5:00 am
  • 51 minutes 8 seconds
    Becoming An Artist With Scott Sava

    What does it take to become an artist? How much are you standing in your own way? This week Tori and Gwenna welcome artist (and now author) Scott Christian Sava. Scott Sava is an artist, illustrator, and creator from Yonkers New York. His animated film Animal Crackers is on Netflix starring John Krasinski and an all-star cast. He’s worked on Spider Man Comics, Star Trek art, and The Dreamland Chronicles comics, written for his sons. He lives in a Hobbit Hole and has just released his new book: Becoming an Artist: How to Make Art Like a Human, Embracing Failure, discovering your creative voice, and finding joy in the process available everywhere you find your favorite books. 

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    Find Scott Sava's book Becoming An Artist

    Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content

    Preorder Gwenna's new book Thinky Thoughts: All Grown Up & Still Just As Confused

    Be sure to check our other shows:

    Founded

    Bibliophage

    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact [email protected] if you would like to advertise on our podcast

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    3 December 2025, 5:00 am
  • 45 minutes 44 seconds
    Holiday Movie Review

    It’s the holiday season and tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Your friendly neighborhood podcasts hosts little bit forgot they’d be insanely busy in the lead up to Thanksgiving in the US. So you get a preshow run long. If you’re a former subscriber you’ll recognize this chaos for what it is. Tori and Gwenna being odd and barely having their ish together. From behind the scenes info to an in depth discussion of parenting in Christmas movies this episode is a lot of something and nothing and everything. Happy Thanksgiving.

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    Founded

    Bibliophage

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    26 November 2025, 5:00 am
  • 50 minutes 8 seconds
    The Ghost of Holiday Spirit

    The holidays can be hard. From schedules to budgets, magic to mayhem, there’s a lot. All the time. It feels like we kick a ball down the hill October first and then spend a full 120 days chasing it back down. How do you maintain that holiday spirit for the long haul? Should you or is that a more unrealistic expectation of perfection? And when everything feels heavy, how do you keep it light for the kids?

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

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    Be sure to check our other shows:

    Founded

    Bibliophage

    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast.

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    19 November 2025, 5:00 am
  • 54 minutes 30 seconds
    Yep Still Mad About It

    It turns out one episode of being mad wasn’t enough. We’re still mad but we are working through it. Anger isn’t taboo but it is hard to work with. Tori and Gwenna discuss the language they use to normalize all the big, heavy, negative emotions. It’s alright to feel frustrated but we don’t have to stay there. You’re right to be mad but is the mad helping or is it keeping you stuck. 


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    12 November 2025, 5:00 am
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