They Might Be Darkfriends - Revealing the Mysteries and Stories Behind the Wheel of Time Fandom

They Might Be Darkfriends

Now all of Randland can rejoice! Here comes another content choice! Revealing tips and tricks and mysteries, And some WoT Fan Stories... Since 1990! They Might Be Dark Friends Po-odcast! Join self proclaimed nerds Lauren (Unraveling the Pattern), Rob (Weekly Wheel News) and Alyssa (One Power Ballads) as they give advice as to how to uncover Darkfriends, discover how fans fell in love with "The Wheel of Time," nerd out about various subjects in the "Nerd Corner" and get sneak peaks into future headlines from WWN. Plus, a healthy dose of references to the fabulous band, "They Might Be Giants."

  • 1 hour 20 minutes
    Can't Keep The Fandom Down

    Our Heart is finally back together! Lauren, Rob, Alyssa and Koala process their grief at losing The Wheel of Time show, and discuss fandom, family and the #SaveWoT campaign. Whatever comes, we will face it on our feet!

    1 June 2025, 9:34 am
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    Dead (Processing Amazon's cancellation of The Wheel of Time)

    While the other Darkfriends are away, Rob is joined by listener Edwinus Prime as They discuss the news of Amazon's cancellation of the Wheel of Time series, possible paths forward with other streaming studios... and Star Wars. Because Rob.

    26 May 2025, 10:54 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    The Secret Life of Six... I mean Two

    Koala and Rob recap their excitement for the Wheel of Time season 3 trailer. And few SECRETS are dropped along the way.

    16 February 2025, 12:34 pm
  • 1 hour 34 minutes
    You'll Miss Me (WoTCon 2024, FOMO & Patrick)

    Our Heart is broken while Alyssa and Koala are at WoTCon 2024 and Rob and Lauren are holding down the forts at home. In this episode we get a surprise call from Alyssa and Koala with WoTCon updates, Rob puts a big ol' Seanchan deathhorn in his mouth, and we are joined by our good friend and follower Patrick Lightbody!

    Topics discussed include WoTCon, WOT Idol, Rob's future podcast plans, Lauren's YouTube channel "Unraveling the Pattern", Amazon Prime's "The Wheel of Time" seasons 2-3, Lauren's trip to the Two Rivers in Prague, and we are joined by Sifl the Taint Puppet!

    Give us a listen or you MIGHT be a Darkfriend!

    14 July 2024, 8:42 am
  • 1 hour 25 minutes
    You're Not the Boss of Me - Mental barriers to content creation

    The Darkfriends discuss inner voices and obstacles to content creation, especially leading up to WOT Idol, and Alyssa, Koala and Rob are joined once again by the amazing WOT Cake Lady, Penny! Lauren pops in now and then while making a waygate-load of cinnamon rolls, and Koala tells us all about her new Wheel of Time themed card game, Questioners Vs. Darkfriends! Don't miss this one!

    13 May 2024, 5:37 pm
  • 1 hour 33 minutes
    JordanCon not ConstantiFOMO

    The Darkfriends discuss the mutual FOMO of missing JordanCon 2024, tips for overcoming social anxiety and what they love the most about the Wheel of Time fandom. Why did They Might Be Darkfriends get the works? That's nobody's business but the Nerds!
    JordanCon 2024 events mentioned:
    Cursing With Guy Roberts (Three Fold Talk) at Jordancon 2024 (mentioned by Rob) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K03_amA9D8
    Guy Roberts' panel on The Wheel of Time at JordanCon 2024 (mentioned by Lauren) - https://www.youtube.com/live/rrsf4IuQ384?si=ZVoQeerbCJstKdJU
    WoTCon - https://wotcon.com/
    Mentioned Podcasts & Content Creators:
    The Way of the Leaf - https://www.youtube.com/@TheWayOfTheLeaf
    Three Fold Talk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htVm8sKTio4&list=PLcpDXQ7qgxQ74kgYYZF6Yjl0_4QuLi6Ne&pp=iAQB
    Malkier Talks - https://www.youtube.com/@MalkierTalks
    The Dusty Wheel - https://www.youtube.com/@thedustywheel
    WotUp with Jon - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbl0nJfwdXWANnKEURnFkHg
    Wheel Takes podcast with Ali and Gus - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wheel-takes/id1491095135
    The Wheel Weaves podcast with Dani and Brett - https://www.thewheelweavespodcast.com/
    Talk'aran'rhiod showcast - https://www.talkaranrhiod.com/
    The Light's Work podcast - https://www.thelightswork.com/
    OnlyFinns, home of FOMOcon - https://twitter.com/FoxesSnakes

    23 April 2024, 7:40 pm
  • 1 hour 51 minutes
    Spiraling Shape: The lure of content creation

    In episode 10, the Darkfriends open up the stage and are joined by New Creations By Jen, Mor Shadi and Light-Blinded Fool as they discuss Creativity and what drives us to create!


    SHOW NOTES:

    Koala’s echidna video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuf93lXdHgg
    Rob’s “SPIRALING SHAPE” 3D artwork: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/rJ3Wy2
    PBS’ Secret City with Commander Mark Kistler - https://youtube.com/@secretcity826?si=9cTPwiRZc4Pedkd4
    TMBG featured songs:
    “Spiraling Shape” - https://youtu.be/Em6v3sF7stM?si=3pohlGcp_SeokzD_
    “Mammal” - https://youtu.be/14jjo7MtSzE?si=mXxtBouNBChi9H7W
    “Meet James Ensor” - https://youtu.be/NA0FJ3akfUs?si=u5EeKar-gKd8o8rj
    “Meet James Ensor” (live version) - https://youtu.be/rhRlS2Fw_7Q?si=l6_bkspgmjgq3ZQg
    James Ensor at Art History Project - https://www.arthistoryproject.com/artists/james-ensor/
    The Light’s Work podcast #63: “WoT Fan Art” - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lights-work/id1652422375?i=1000648844140

    “SPIRALING SHAPE” lyrics:
    Down, down, down you go
    No way to stop
    As you fall, hear me call
    No, no, no
    Listen to this warning and
    Consider these
    Simple words of advice
    Stop, stop, stop
    Fogging the view, cupping face to the window
    In darkness you make out a spiraling shape
    Putting all reason aside you exchange
    What you got for a thing that's hypnotic and strange
    The spiraling shape will make you go insane
    (Everyone wants to see that groovy thing)
    But everyone wants to see that groovy thing
    (Everyone wants to see that thing)
    And nobody knows what it's really like
    But everyone says it's great
    And they heard it from the spiral in their eyes
    This could lead to excellence
    Or serious injury
    Only one way to know
    Go, go, go
    Go ahead, wreck your life
    That might be good
    Who can say what's wrong or right?
    Nobody can
    Put out your hands and you fall through the window
    And clawing at nothing you drop through the void
    Your terrified screams are inaudible drowned
    In the spiral ahead and consumed in the shape
    The spiraling shape will make you go insane
    (Everyone wants to see that groovy thing)
    But everyone wants to see that groovy thing
    (Everyone wants to see that thing)
    And now that you've tried it, you're back to report
    That the spiraling shape was a fraud and a fake
    You didn't enjoy it, you never believed it
    There won't be a refund, you'll never go back
    The spiraling shape will make you go insane
    (Everyone wants to see that groovy thing)
    But everyone wants to see that groovy thing
    (Everyone wants to see that thing)
    And nobody knows what it's really like
    But everyone says it's great
    And they heard it from the spiral in their eyes
    (Spiral in their eyes)
    Fogging the view, cupping face to the window
    In darkness you make out a spiraling shape
    Putting all reason aside you exchange
    What you got for a thing that's hypnotic and strange
    The spiraling shape will make you go insane
    (Everyone wants to see that groovy thing)
    But everyone wants to see that groovy thing
    (Everyone wants to see that thing)
    Don't spend the rest of your life wondering
    (Everyone wants to see that thing)
    Don't spend the rest of your life wondering
    (Everyone wants to see that groovy thing)
    Don't spend the rest of your life wondering
    (Everyone wants to see that thing)

    21 March 2024, 7:48 am
  • 1 hour 33 minutes
    Sleep: Dealing with Imposter Syndrome

    The Darkfriends are joined by special guest Rhuarc, host of the Watch Party: Wheel of Time podcast, as they don't discuss sleep, bur rather Imposter Sydrome IRL within the fandom and as dealt with by characters in the Wheel of Time books and show.


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    SHOW NOTES: Hello and welcome to They Might Be Darkfriends, a podcast for friends and fans of the Wheel of Time where we discuss anything and everything showing the ups, downs, and tips related to content creation. And lately we've been discussing mental health in the fandom. We're also big fans of They Might Be Giants, a weird band from the 90s that's still making music today. This week - guest Rhuarc joins our four hosts to discuss a topic near and dear to our hearts: Imposter Syndrome - in our lives and in the story we love most Wheel of Time. Rhuarc hosts another Podcast: WatchParty Wheel of Time. Have you listened to them yet? With co-host Saimma and 6 panel members who have not read the books, they get into some fascinating discussions as they work through the TV Show episodes and lots of deep dives.

    Catch them here: https://wotwatchparty.com/ DISCLAIMER: By no means are we experts. So if you're listening to this podcast and things resonate with you, that's great. We're happy about that. But we also don't want you to necessarily take everything we say as gospel. If there's a need for mental health awareness, if you need to take care of mental illness, please reach out to actual professionals and experts. We are just kind of our own little personal support group, but we don't, you know, we're not experts.

    TL;DR version:

    Watch Party Wheel of Time: https://wotwatchparty.wordpress.com/


    They Might Be Darkfriends' Patreon:

    https://www.patreon.com/TheyMightBeDarkfriends




    This episode was inspired by They Might Be Giant's "Sleep" - https://youtu.be/FSbEOZY7k20?si=DUgbZFgYk8sRikqt

    Lyrics: Each (ahh) Time (ahh) I (ahh) Sleep (ahh) I'm (ahh) Sad (ahh) I (ahh) Will be replaced by somebody else In the morning Exactly like me Going around, drinking all my drinks Kissing my wife Thinking what I think Making me resentful but Each Time I Get up in the morning I'm glad I Took Someone else's place

    15 February 2024, 11:00 pm
  • 1 hour 48 minutes
    Unrelated Thing: Procrastination Guilt and Seasonal Affective Disorder

    This week, the Darkfriends welcome a new cast-member, Koala Sedai, and have a freeform discussion about seasonal affective disorder, procrastination guilt, imposter syndrome and a lot of other things we deal with as content creators.

    7 January 2024, 11:53 am
  • 1 hour 40 minutes
    How Much Cake Can You Eat: Social Anxiety & Masking

    Alyssa and Rob are joined by Penny the WOT Cake Lady and the lovely Koala Sedai as they discuss social anxiety WITHIN the fandom, as well as debate whether or not carrot cake counts as cake.

    15 December 2023, 11:25 pm
  • 2 hours 11 seconds
    Till My Head Falls Off: Mental Tolls of Content Creation

    Start counting up your Advil, Darkfriends! Lauren tells all about his trip to Prague and Jordan Studios, the Darkfriends discuss the mental toll of being a content creator, and Rob makes a startling confession. But don't worry, we're not done and we won't be 'till our heads fall off!

    19 November 2023, 10:19 am
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