This week for independence day Alex does a deep dive on the often forgotten founder Thomas Paine. Most famous for writing revolutionary pamphlets like "Common Sense" Paine's opinions made a lot of enemies. His writings pissed off really rich people on both sides of the Atlantic, insulted George Washington, Jesus Christ, and every religion he could think of.

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0:00 Intro - What Crazy Stuff Did Thomas Paine do? 2:13 Viral Pamphleteer Thomas Paine 4:51 Thomas Paine's Early Life as a Bad Businessman 14:10 Getting a Tase of Revolutionary Writing 20:42 Benjamin Franklin Sends him to America 29:46 Revolution is in the Air 33:32 Writing "Common Sense" 1:05:41 Rebuttal Pamphlet "Plain Truth" 1:14:37 War Breaks Out and Paine Joins the Army at 39 1:21:57 Who Paine Pissed Off 1:25:53 Joining the French Revolution 1:42:32 Arrest and Death Sentence in France 1:47:58:18 Publicly Insults George Washington 1:56:30 Death and What happens to his bones.

This week Mrs. Pearlmania does a deep dive into the contradiction of the life and career of Ellen Degeneres. A LGBTQ icon who had the courage to speak and come out much earlier than most. She also used her platform to advocate for visibility and many LGBTQ advocacy projects. However there is a dark side that includes countless bullying accusations, and a close friendship with a war criminal.

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0:00 Intro - The Two Ellen Degeneres's 0:18 Is Ellen Good or Evil? 3:46 Ellen's Early Life 10:40 Ellen Starts Performing Comedy 16:34 Ellen breaks into TV and Movies 21:02 Ellen's Self Titles Sitcom 29:11 Her Disney Ride is Propaganda 34:23 Ellen Comes out on TV 46:55 Anne Heche's Crazy Past 52:13 The Backlash for Coming Out in the 90's 1:18:31 Portia de Rossi enters the picture 1:27:47 Finding Nemo and the Ellen Talk Show 1:40:18 Ellen's Marriage 1:46:31 Using her platform to advocate for LGBTQ causes 1:52:28 Friendship with George W. Bush 1:56:04 Twitter Cancelled Ellen for Bullying 2:04:14 Ellen vs. Dakota Johnson 2:10:10 Ellen goes off the air and escapes to England

Mrs. Pearlmania gives us a deep dive on the top gay takeovers! Starting with creating an independent gay nation, to dominating softball in the city of Atlanta. Following it up with flooding a right wing hashtag with gay love and to for finale, Forcing regime change in the country of Hungary .

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0:00 Intro - The Gays are Taking Over 0:31 Top 4 Gay Takeovers 0:52 They Gays Create a Micronation off Australia 23:42 Atlanta Lesbian Feminist Alliance (ALFA) 42:22 ALFA's dominate softball 58:09 Gays Take Over Twitter #proudboys 1:07:14 Right Wing Hungary Cracks Down on Gays 1:21:28 Protest after Protest for LGBTQ rights 1:28:23 Hungary kicks out homophobic president

Mrs. Pearlmania delves into the history of mob involvement in gay nightlife. And how Mafia involvement and police corruption lead to the events of the Stonewall uprising and acted as a catalyst for the larger LGBTQ rights movement in America.

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0:00 Intro - Tony Soprano vs. RuPaul 1:30 The Five Point Gangs are Secretly Italian 4:54 The Stylish Exploits of Lucky Luciano 21:50 The Mob Gets Gay (Stonewall Inn) 36:16 Tiffany Trump and Premium Parking Rant 47:24 Police Raids on Gay Bars 56:25 The Stonewall Uprising Begins 1:22:58 Day Two of the Riots 1:26:51 Gay Rights Gains Momentum and VIsibility 1:31:55 How the Pride Parade Was Born

Today we're talking about the Public Universal Friend. Inspired by the Patreon Mrs. P does a deep dive on the United States first non-binary individual and first American to found a religion. A horse-person at heart who wasn't afraid to kick-ass in the male dominated world of the 1700's.

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0:00 Intro - Being Woke in 1776 0:26 The Public Universal Friend 3:28 Mrs. P's First Live Event 5:18 America's First recorded Non-binary Person 15:21 Resurrection and Holy Revelation 19:22 Alex's near Death Experience 24:42 The Friend Asserts Themselves as Non-binary 41:29 Becoming a big time preacher 54:40 The Friend is Woke 57:47 Trump Erasing Slavery in Philly 1:03:53 Don't Obey Men 1:08:31 Dining with Important Men 1:15:46 Attempts at the Friends Life

Inspired by how horrible Canadian business Kevin O'Leary is. Mr. P. brings us a tier list of the top 20 worsts balds (and 5 good ones.) From Jeff Bezos, Steven Miller, Fetterman, Joe Rogan to the sleeper bald of Donald Trump and Putin. We cover their greed, Jealousy and war crimes but have hope that among the damned theres a few emotionally luscious balds as well.

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0:00 Intro - Some Balds are Evil 0:34 It's a Tier List of some bad Balds 1:56 Why Kevin O'Leary was the Inspiration 18:39 Our Ranking System 22:48 Bob the Drag Queen 25:52 Dr. Phil 27:08 Sad Joe Rogan 30:05 Epstein's Best Friend Howard Lutnick 34:39 Tripple H 45:16 Jeff Bezos 50:24 John Fetterman 52:03 Charles Barkley 53:58 John Travolta 55:04 Mr. Worldwide 57:06 Louis C.K. 1:05:31 Marc Andreessen 1:09:25 Michael Jordan 1:12:12 Vladamir Putin 1:14:44 Stanley Tucci 1:17:06 Stepan Miller 1:18:45 Dana White 1:24:33 Trixie Mattel 1:26:50 Mike Tyson 1:28:26 Donald Trump

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Mrs. P. does an investigation on the safety of strawberries. Starting at the mommy blog Mamavationn, and then leading to the evil strawberry overlord Driscoll's and the even more evil overlord Monsanto. We also go on an Erin Brockovich Real Housewives Side-quest.

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0:00 Intro - The Strawberry Conspiracy 0:36 Are Strawberries Poison? 4:17 Trump's EPA 19:49 Driscoll's Strawberry Gang 22:15 Erin Brockovich and the Real Housewives 30:28 EWG and The Dirty Dozen 45:48 Enter the Villain Monsanto 1:01:21 Inventing Agent Orange 1:08:13 The Poison RoundUp 1:15:38 Monsanto's Lobbying and Crimes 1:24:06 Enter RFK Jr.

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Mrs. P. does a deep dive on the problematic history of James Charles. From His rise to stardom off twitter virality and Ellen appearances to building a makeup empire. She explores his role in Dramageddon, DMing underage boys and now attacking Spirit Airlines employees.

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0:00 Intro - Acid Rain, Drug Addiction 0:45 I Refuse to Learn about James Charles 3:12 James Charles Spirit Airlines Rant 11:23 Where did James Charles Come From? 24:17 Why Fame at a Young Age is Problematic 34:51 Dramageddon 47:36 Bye Sister! 58:54 Why I Really Did it. 1:05:40 Getting Exposed for Underage DMs 1:15:19 Why James Charles is this Way 1:29:57 GoFundMe is a Failure of our Government

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Mrs. P. uncovers the secret legacy of lady spies and the incompetent or conniving men that ruined it. The story covers everything from present day plots to honeypot ice agents and get information on raids to world war two entertainers and dancers who knew how to secretly gather and pass information.

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0:00 Intro - Lady Spies and the Men who Ruin It 2:22 The Minneapolis Honey Trap 12:07 Will Stancil Sucks 20:11 Mi5 finds out men can't stfu but women can 29:21 Louise de Bettignies 39:36 Gabrielle Petit 45:28 Mata Hari 57:35 The Secret Life of an Erotic Dancer 1:07:54 The Mata Hari is Arrested and Tried

MRS. PEARLMANIA'S STORY REPORT HAS RETURNED! AFter an incredibly long hiatus, a new spoiler filled retelling of THE KING OF ASHES by S.A. Cosby is here to grace your ears in an AUDIO ONLY CAPACITY.

Listen to the Story of Roman and his idiot brother Dante, who try to navigate their way out of a violent gang debt in Virginia. With a cast of characters that just keeps expanding.

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Mothers Day is around the corner and Mrs.P unearthed the wild and true story of how Mothers Day started and almost ended!! Explore the lore of Mothers Day with a surprise gift guide for the Mother in your life from Mrs Pearlmania! This gift guide has the best selection of ideas for gifts for your Mom(s), Motha!, people who are maternal, or Yourself. Enjoy watching Mrs.P talk about fun gifts while Alex ranks them!

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0:00 Intro - Mothers Day 0:17 The Depths and the Lore of Mothersday 1:47 Anna Jarvis 8:45 John Wannamaker Gets Involved 12:33 Anna's Fight For Mothers Day 15:54 Anna's Regrets the Comemricalization 20:00 White vs. Red Carnations 22:35 Anna Begins to Protest her Own Creation 27:28 We Find Mothers Day Fun 29:04 Jelly Set 32:18 Perfume Samplers 37:54 Element Brooklyn Soap and Candles 40:57 Linen Scarf (Quince) 45:27 Jenni's Ice Cream 47:53 Graza Box O' Sizzle 50:59 Rival Bros Coffee 52:46 Beautiful Mugs 59:18 Leather Goods 1:05:41 Rolling Planter 1:09:18 Dovetail Apron 1:10:57 Skincare Bundle