- 24 minutes 53 secondsBedroom Fantasy Fails, wild Drunken Stories & Are Peter and Abbey Moving To Portugal?
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything, still separated by thousands of miles with Peter in LA covering the World Cup and Abbey holding the fort in Portugal.
The pair catch up on just how much they're missing each other, reveal when they'll finally be reunited, and answer the question everyone keeps asking about whether Portugal is now officially home.
Abbey also shares the latest update on her rescue kittens, including her slightly unconventional attempt at communicating with their mum by learning "cat language"… much to Peter's amusement. Meanwhile, Peter recounts one of the most ridiculous American food challenges he's ever seen, involving a giant sandwich, a professional eater and a technique that genuinely turns his stomach.
Elsewhere, the pair offer advice to one listener struggling to make friends in their twenties, discuss whether friendships naturally become easier later in life, and explain why men and women approach making plans so differently.
There's also a hilarious relationship dilemma after one listener's romantic fantasy exercise ends with perhaps the least romantic response imaginable, before the episode descends into complete chaos with one of the funniest drunken confessions ever sent into the podcast.
From mystery poos around the house to Peter revealing one of his mate's all-time worst drunken moments, it's a finale you'll never forget.
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00:00 - Welcome to another Ask Me Anything
00:41 - Abbey gives an update on the Portugal rescue kittens
01:28 - Abbey explains her "cat language" blinking technique
02:49 - Peter can't stop laughing at Abbey's cat communication
03:56 - Peter's unexpected FaceTime with a random little boy
04:49 - Peter's busy World Cup schedule and Mexico trip
05:12 - How much they're really missing each other apart
06:00 - Peter shares what life in LA has actually been like
06:47 - The ridiculous American food challenge
08:14 - The professional eater who demolished the giant sandwich
09:07 - Listener asks if the family has moved to Portugal for good
10:40 - Peter and Abbey reveal their plans to return to the UK
11:07 - Agony Ab: Is it harder to make friends in your twenties?
13:39 - Peter and Abbey explain how friendships change with age
15:00 - Why men and women make plans so differently
16:42 - A listener's romantic fantasy completely backfires
17:47 - Abbey gets called out over her own fantasy confession
18:55 - A listener admits she's dreamed about Peter and Abbey for years
19:49 - Peter recommends the TV series everyone is talking about
20:33 - The most unbelievable drunken confession ever sent in
21:16 - Mystery poos, coffee tables and total disbelief
22:14 - Peter admits he's witnessed similar drunken disasters
22:57 - "My mate p!ssed on his mum once…"
23:32 - Why drunken toilet accidents happen so often
24:18 - Final goodbyes and counting down until they're reunited
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9 July 2026, 5:30 am - 36 minutes 11 secondsKnob Shopping, Renovation Chaos & Abbey and Peter Face Their Biggest Parenting Challenge Yet…
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back together from opposite sides of the world, with Pete still in Los Angeles covering the Club World Cup while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal... and it's fair to say long distance is still bringing plenty of chaos.
The pair kick things off by catching up after time apart, with Peter showing off his questionable LA haircut before the conversation quickly spirals into expensive celebrity barbers, World Cup stories and Abbey receiving an unexpected history lesson on Maradona's infamous "Hand of God".
Elsewhere, Abbey opens up about a brand new parenting challenge as the couple navigate life with a 15-year-old daughter and the reality of teenage boys beginning to appear on the scene. They also tackle one listener's noisy partner, another whose role play was completely derailed by an overly committed builder delivering a full loft conversion quote, and revisit the legendary "lingerie crab" story after the couple write back with a surprising update... and some very happy news.
There's also a fiery renovation debate as Peter discovers more surprise bills arriving for their new house, admits his only contribution has been choosing the boilers, and accuses Abbey of going "knob shopping" without him.
Plus, Peter reflects honestly on life after professional football, why he rarely plays anymore despite still loving the game, whether they've already "peaked" in life, and why finding new passions has become more important than ever.
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00:00 - Intro
01:00 - Peter explains why every footballer ends up with the same World Cup haircut
02:25 - Expensive LA barbers
03:15 - World Cup excitement and talking about Kane’s goal
04:05 - Peter tells Abbey the full story of Maradona's infamous "Hand of God"
06:55 - Parenting worries begin as Abbey opens up
08:00 - The realities of teenage girls and navigating dating as parents
10:05 - World Cup moments and England excitement
11:00 - Peter's Weekly Whine: surprise renovation bills keep arriving from home
12:20 - Boilers, driveway lights and why Peter feels left out of designing the house
13:25 - Knob shopping
15:10 - Peter reveals the only part of the new house he actually wants control over
16:25 - Listener update: the famous "lingerie crab" mystery finally gets solved
18:15 - Engagement news after one of the podcast's strangest ever listener dilemmas
19:20 - Peter wearing women’s clothes and the conversation gets ridiculous
20:00 - Abbey's Love Island lookalike and Gaz’s invitation to a Fourth of July LA pool party
22:00 - Agony Ab: what do you do when your boyfriend is a bedroom screamer?
24:45 - Long distance life and why this week's episode became a catch-up instead
26:10 - Former athlete struggles: does Peter still miss playing professional football?
28:00 - Peter admits football frustrates him now and explains why he rarely plays
29:00 - Finding new passions through golf and life after football
30:00 - Have Peter and Abbey already "peaked" in life? An unexpectedly honest discussion
32:30 - Agony Ab: role play goes too far when a builder starts quoting for a loft conversion
34:00 - Peter pitches his own role play ideas... including an LAPD officer
35:10 - Wrapping up after another long-distance catch-up filled with chaos
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7 July 2026, 5:30 am - 25 minutes 49 secondsHall Passes, Pregnancy Rows & Why Peter Threw Sausages Out The Window
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back for another Ask Me Anything, still navigating long distance with Pete in LA and Abbey in Portugal, and the chaos starts almost immediately...
The pair kick things off with a debate about breaking news alerts, why the news is always so depressing, and whether the world desperately needs a "good news" channel instead. They then dive into a listener dilemma about moving out to the countryside, discussing teenage independence, parenting guilt and why neither of them would let their own kids walk anywhere alone these days.
Elsewhere, Peter and Abbey take a nostalgic trip back through their favourite childhood games, with Peter somehow admitting he left Abbey lying injured during a family game because he had to get back to the tree first!
There's also a hilarious discussion about celebrity hall passes after one listener accidentally named Abbey as his, before Peter and Abbey reveal their own celebrity crushes and debate whether hall passes should even exist in a marriage.
The couple also revisit one of their most infamous relationship rows involving wild boar sausages, pregnancy cravings and the "World's Best Prawn Sandwich", while another listener's dishwasher loading complaint sparks a surprisingly passionate debate about household chores and who actually knows the "correct" way to do them.
Plus, Peter becomes obsessed with the idea of growing vegetables like David Beckham, the pair dream about making homemade soups and chimichurri from their future garden, and one listener's romantic evening is completely derailed by... a sourdough timer.
There's also a heartfelt moment as Peter and Abbey send their love to listener Mark during his chemotherapy treatment, before ending the episode with a genuinely touching long-distance goodbye that reminds everyone just how much they miss being together.
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00:00 - Intro and bizarre opening conversation
00:28 - Ask Me Anything begins from LA and Portugal
00:53 - Breaking news interrupts the podcast
01:38 - Why the news is always so negative
02:18 - Family dilemma: move house or stay rural?
03:14 - Parenting guilt and giving teenagers independence
04:14 - Would they let their own children walk alone?
04:51 - Childhood games and playground nostalgia
05:43 - Hide and Seek, Bulldog and forgotten classics
06:15 - The new game everyone became obsessed with
06:56 - Peter leaves Abbey injured to win the game
07:20 - Celebrity hall pass dilemma from a listener
08:09 - Abbey and Peter reveal their celebrity crushes
09:12 - Hall pass rules and where the phrase comes from
10:43 - Emotional message for listener Mark during chemotherapy
12:18 - Pettiest reasons for ending relationships
13:05 - The pregnancy sausage argument returns
14:05 - The "World's Best Prawn Sandwich" disaster
15:10 - Abbey admits she ghosted someone on a date
16:18 - Peter's "dance van" pronunciation gets roasted
17:42 - Dishwasher loading wars between couples
18:40 - Peter's only official household chore
19:18 - David Beckham's vegetable garden inspires Peter
20:18 - Dreaming about home-grown food and batch cooking
21:20 - Romance interrupted by sourdough bread
22:10 - Parenting and trying to find time together
23:20 - Peter's least sexy relationship moment
24:18 - Bread making vs romance debate continues
25:02 - Sweet long-distance goodbye and family appreciation
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2 July 2026, 5:30 am - 43 minutes 12 secondsPeter & Abbey React to America's Wildest AITA Stories, Robot Deliveries and Dating Disasters…
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter is back in LA while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal, and long-distance life is proving just as chaotic as ever.
The pair kick things off by catching up across the time difference, with Pete walking into a house where everyone is ill while Abbey gives a dramatic update on her ever-growing cat family. What started as rescuing a few kittens has turned into full-blown Tiger King territory, complete with surprise attacks and daily battles just to clean their eyes.
Elsewhere, Peter reveals his biggest long-distance frustration, why time zones should be abolished forever, and the couple laugh about the strange ways they've celebrated birthdays and even delayed Christmas together when life got in the way.
There's also a brilliant listener debate about whether "I'm just going for one drink" has ever actually meant one drink, before the pair tackle some of the internet's most ridiculous ‘Am I The Asshole’ stories. From a man who demolished an entire four-foot party sandwich to a groom desperate to hide his brother's extremely graphic tattoo on his wedding day, the dilemmas only get more bizarre.
Plus, Pete is fascinated by LA's driverless delivery robots, Abbey explains why self-checkouts are killing conversation, and an Agony Ab involving a supposedly "dead" ex leaves everyone questioning what they would do in the same situation.
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00:00 - Pete flirts before the podcast starts
00:24 - Peter joins from LA as Abbey stays in Portugal
01:05 - Pete arrives to a house full of ill crew members
01:53 - Abbey's rescued kittens become complete chaos
03:42 - Tiger King comparisons and life with five kittens
04:28 - Pete misses Abbey but loves working in LA
05:05 - Abbey's sunrise horse ride nearly sends Pete to sleep
06:25 - Weekly whine: long distance and impossible time zones
07:50 - Pete jokes Abbey is too happy without him
09:00 - How they move anniversaries and even Christmas
10:04 - "One drink with the lads" never ends well
12:13 - Pete explains why men should stop promising one pint
16:03 - Listener compliments, fashion chat and modern dating
18:07 - Why the 90s were better than today
20:00 - Relationship ick: talking to your partner through the dog
22:24 - American AITA: the infamous 4-foot party sandwich
26:24 - Was eating the entire sandwich actually selfish?
29:53 - Dad tries forcing his 25-year-old girlfriend into every friendship group
34:27 - Wedding drama over a giant vagina tattoo
38:00 - Pete's mind is blown by LA delivery robots
39:40 - Why self-checkouts are ruining human interaction
41:25 - Agony Ab: is your girlfriend lying about her "dead" ex?
43:25 - Doppelganger debate and emotional long-distance goodbye
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30 June 2026, 8:09 am - 23 minutes 52 secondsPeter and Abbey Talk Long Distance Delusions, Comfort Knickers and The Return of Shabba!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything from Portugal and there is absolutely no shortage of chaos!
The pair kick things off by diving into the realities of being reunited after time apart, with Abbey admitting Peter has completely ruined the routine she’d finally managed to get in place while solo parenting. There’s also a fresh long-distance confession from producer Gaz, who reveals he took his girlfriend’s pants to LA for “comfort” only for them to be neatly folded by the housekeeper and left on full display in his room…
Elsewhere, Abbey and Peter discuss one listener’s boyfriend who insists on calling a Leeds-to-Manchester relationship “long distance”, whether ugly animals are actually the cutest pets of all, and why Abbey can’t stop rescuing tiny kittens in Portugal. There’s also a truly bizarre internet confession involving a sex act, a shout of “Shabba!” and an Alexa request for Mr Bombastic that completely derails the pod.
Plus, Abbey opens up about her Scouse identity, whether she’s become “too posh” for Liverpool, and the strange experience of sounding too Scouse in London but not Scouse enough back home!
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00:00 Introduction
02:20 G’s Long Distance Comfort Knickers
04:22 Abbey’s New Coconut Coffee Obsession
07:22 The Boyfriend Who Calls Leeds to Manchester ‘Long Distance’
09:28 Ugly Pets, Feral Cats and A Farm Podcast Invitation
12:17 Abbey’s Portugal Animal Rescue Update
15:17 The Shabba Bedroom Confession
18:04 Laughing With A Straight Face
19:01 Abbey on Being Scouse in London vs Liverpool
22:20 Abbey Plans G’s Makeover
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25 June 2026, 8:13 am - 41 minutes 14 secondsFather’s Day Chaos! Abbey Fosters Five Kittens, Gaz Burns His BALLS and a Listener’s Lingerie Confession!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are reunited in Portugal for a Father’s Day special… but as always, things go downhill fast!
Abbey reveals she’s somehow ended up fostering a wild cat and five tiny kittens after they were found abandoned in a dumpster, while Peter returns from LA only to be struck down by jet lag & a family vomit bug. Oh, and Gaz suffers one of the most unfortunate sunburn injuries we’ve ever heard on the pod!
The pair also tackle some of your Father’s Day dilemmas, from whether homemade cards are ever acceptable as an adult, to the horror of six-minute voice notes from dads who’ve discovered Facebook Marketplace.
In the Agony Abs, one listener gets in touch after walking in on her boyfriend wearing her lingerie over a full work suit while performing what can only be described as an interpretive crab dance around the bedroom… and honestly, it might be one of the most chaotic emails we’ve ever had!
Elsewhere, there’s more pelvic floor follow-up, Abbey and Peter debate slamming doors, wardrobe icks and car door etiquette, and Gaz admits what he’s missing most about football culture in the UK while out in the States.
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00:00 Introduction
01:12 Abbey Fosters A Wild Cat and Five Kittens
05:08 Father’s Day, Family Chaos and The Vomit Bug
07:35 Gaz's Insane Sunburn Story
11:48 Father’s Day Card Dilemmas
14:10 Dad Voice Notes and Facebook Marketplace Addiction
17:39 Pelvic Floor Follow-Up
20:28 Cupboard Slamming, Door Icks and Household Annoyances
24:05 Peter’s Ideal Father’s Day
25:42 Reuniting In Portugal After Time Apart
31:43 The Lingerie Crab Dance Email
38:31 Gaz's Football Culture Rant In America
40:28 Wrapping Up In Portugal
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23 June 2026, 8:22 am - 44 minutes 59 secondsLong Distance Disasters! Abbey and Peter Struggle Apart, World Cup FOMO and Bedroom Dilemmas
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter attempt another long-distance podcast recording... and quickly realise just how difficult it is to be apart.
After a chaotic start filled with technical disasters, Peter opens up about life at the World Cup, meeting internet superstar IShowSpeed, and why being away from home is proving tougher than expected. Meanwhile, Abbey has fully embraced life in Portugal, from horse riding on the beach to becoming the ultimate football mum.
The couple discuss whether they’re any good at long distance, Peter’s frustrations with communication while he’s away, and why they both agree being apart simply doesn’t suit them.
Plus, listener emails spark conversations about celebrity lookalikes, bizarre relationship situations, modern dating dilemmas and one particularly awkward bedroom problem that leaves Abbey and Peter struggling to keep a straight face.
00:00 Long Distance Recording Chaos03:00 Abbey Offers Peter A Makeover06:15 Life In Portugal & World Cup Updates08:50 Peter Opens Up About Missing Home10:15 Meeting IShowSpeed At The World Cup11:50 Abbey's Horse Riding Adventure13:30 Are Abbey & Peter Bad At Long Distance?15:20 Listener Apology To Abbey18:00 Does Anyone Fancy Peter?20:50 Peter Crouch Love Island Lookalike22:00 Icks, Cycling Gear & Matcha Orders27:40 Long Distance Relationship Horror Story33:45 The Awkward Bedroom Dilemma41:20 Abbey & Peter's Advice42:45 Emotional Goodbye From Portugal
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19 June 2026, 8:16 pm - 25 minutes 8 secondsCould You Leave Everything Behind? Abbey & Peter Weigh In!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything episode and things quickly take a surprisingly therapeutic turn.
The pair tackle everything from moving across the world and starting over in Los Angeles, to the relationship habits that secretly drive people mad.
There’s a heated debate over butter etiquette, cheese board rules and Peter’s definitive ranking of bottled water, before the conversation shifts into some genuinely heartfelt advice for a listener considering leaving behind friends, family and a successful career for a brand new life abroad.
We also hear about a listener whose boyfriend can’t fall asleep without listening to The Therapy Crouch, discuss why Peter thinks LA is completely different from what he expected, and settle the age-old question of whether Abbey could beat Peter at any physical activity.
00:00 Introduction & AMA Begins
01:48 Running, Relaxation & Meditation Debate
05:04 Peter’s Water Rankings & Bottled Water Controversy
07:24 The "Lurpak Ripper" Relationship Confession
09:15 The Great Brie Etiquette Debate
11:15 Should You Move Your Entire Life To LA?
14:09 Peter’s Honest Thoughts On Los Angeles
16:33 Abbey’s Life-Changing Advice: Just Go For It
17:56 When The Podcast Becomes A Therapy Session
20:14 The Listener Who Falls Asleep To The Podcast
21:36 AI Writing Books & The Future Of Entertainment
22:09 Could Abbey Beat Peter At Anything?
23:21 Peter Defends His Athletic Ability
24:12 The Hot Air Balloon Disaster Story
24:55 Goodbye From Portugal
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18 June 2026, 5:30 am - 25 minutes 29 secondsHe Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice.
The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour.
We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later.
Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time.
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00:00 Introduction
01:55 Long Distance Relationships
02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths
05:10 First Ever Jobs
08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story
10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?"
11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened
14:10 Honesty In Relationships
15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned
16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On
17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas
19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy
20:30 The "Shabba" Debate
22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans
23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts
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11 June 2026, 5:00 am - 43 minutes 18 secondsDucks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old!
Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer.
In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears.
Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong.
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00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins
02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0
04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗
07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully"
11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆
14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!)
17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell
22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches
24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana
27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍
30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory
33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson
40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush"
41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!)
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10 June 2026, 5:23 pm - 26 minutes 18 secondsThe Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age.
Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey reveals the birthday party booking experience that left both of them completely baffled. The pair debate why some people seem determined to make life difficult for everyone around them, from awkward customer service encounters to airport staff who appear to enjoy saying no.
We also answer more of your AMA questions, including which football legends Abbey would love to have on the podcast, the footballers and managers she'd most like to interview, and Peter’s thoughts on some of the biggest names in the game.
In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose attempt to spice up a long-distance relationship went spectacularly wrong after sending an extremely personal voice note to completely the wrong person. Plus, Abbey and Peter reveal their own accidental messaging disasters that they'll never live down.
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00:00 Introduction
01:28 Peter's Supermarket Trolley Obsession
03:22 The £3 Chip Shop Argument
05:05 Jack's Birthday Party Booking Disaster
08:35 Why Do Some People Love Saying No?
10:00 Peter's Airport Security Horror Story
12:30 AMA Questions Begin
13:15 Abbey's Dream Football Guests
15:45 Football Managers, Transfers and Big Names
17:30 The Accidental Voice Note Disaster
20:00 Embarrassing Group Chat Mistakes
22:15 More AMA Questions
24:45 Final Thoughts
26:19 End
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