On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything episode and things quickly take a surprisingly therapeutic turn.

The pair tackle everything from moving across the world and starting over in Los Angeles, to the relationship habits that secretly drive people mad.

There’s a heated debate over butter etiquette, cheese board rules and Peter’s definitive ranking of bottled water, before the conversation shifts into some genuinely heartfelt advice for a listener considering leaving behind friends, family and a successful career for a brand new life abroad.

We also hear about a listener whose boyfriend can’t fall asleep without listening to The Therapy Crouch, discuss why Peter thinks LA is completely different from what he expected, and settle the age-old question of whether Abbey could beat Peter at any physical activity.

00:00 Introduction & AMA Begins

01:48 Running, Relaxation & Meditation Debate

05:04 Peter’s Water Rankings & Bottled Water Controversy

07:24 The "Lurpak Ripper" Relationship Confession

09:15 The Great Brie Etiquette Debate

11:15 Should You Move Your Entire Life To LA?

14:09 Peter’s Honest Thoughts On Los Angeles

16:33 Abbey’s Life-Changing Advice: Just Go For It

17:56 When The Podcast Becomes A Therapy Session

20:14 The Listener Who Falls Asleep To The Podcast

21:36 AI Writing Books & The Future Of Entertainment

22:09 Could Abbey Beat Peter At Anything?

23:21 Peter Defends His Athletic Ability

24:12 The Hot Air Balloon Disaster Story

24:55 Goodbye From Portugal

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice.

The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour.

We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later.

Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time.

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00:00 Introduction

01:55 Long Distance Relationships

02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths

05:10 First Ever Jobs

08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story

10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?"

11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened

14:10 Honesty In Relationships

15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned

16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On

17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas

19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy

20:30 The "Shabba" Debate

22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans

23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts

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Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer.

In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears.

Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong.

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00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins

02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0

04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗

07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully"

11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆

14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!)

17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell

22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches

24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana

27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍

30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory

33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson

40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush"

41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!)

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age.

Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey reveals the birthday party booking experience that left both of them completely baffled. The pair debate why some people seem determined to make life difficult for everyone around them, from awkward customer service encounters to airport staff who appear to enjoy saying no.

We also answer more of your AMA questions, including which football legends Abbey would love to have on the podcast, the footballers and managers she'd most like to interview, and Peter’s thoughts on some of the biggest names in the game.

In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose attempt to spice up a long-distance relationship went spectacularly wrong after sending an extremely personal voice note to completely the wrong person. Plus, Abbey and Peter reveal their own accidental messaging disasters that they'll never live down.

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00:00 Introduction

01:28 Peter's Supermarket Trolley Obsession

03:22 The £3 Chip Shop Argument

05:05 Jack's Birthday Party Booking Disaster

08:35 Why Do Some People Love Saying No?

10:00 Peter's Airport Security Horror Story

12:30 AMA Questions Begin

13:15 Abbey's Dream Football Guests

15:45 Football Managers, Transfers and Big Names

17:30 The Accidental Voice Note Disaster

20:00 Embarrassing Group Chat Mistakes

22:15 More AMA Questions

24:45 Final Thoughts

26:19 End

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On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is completely consumed by the house of her dreams as she reveals how a 15-year search has finally come to an end and why decorating it has become an all-consuming obsession. Peter also shares the story of a recent speaking event where he discovered not everyone is his biggest fan, leading to a hilarious conversation about criticism, internet comments and being judged by people you've never even met.

The gang then get stuck into the world of stag dos, debating what actually makes the perfect lads' trip and whether some traditions should finally be left in the past. In the Agony Abs, one listener is left fuming after her boyfriend returns from a stag do and proudly reveals exactly what went on during a trip to a strip club, sparking a huge discussion around trust, honesty and relationship boundaries.

We also hear from a new mum whose partner walked away shortly after the birth of their baby, leading to some of Abbey's strongest advice yet on parenthood, responsibility and putting family first.

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00:00 Introduction

01:00 Abbey's Dream House Obsession

02:00 Peter's Awkward Fan Encounter

08:35 Being Judged By Strangers

10:41 Wine Service

16:15 The Awkward Hug Debate

18:25 Is Calling Someone "Babe" Flirting?

20:30 Girls Trips, Planning and Polls

23:00 Stag Do Horror Stories

24:00 Peter's Ideal Stag Do

26:30 The Strip Club Agony Ab

28:35 Abbey's Brutal Relationship Advice

30:31 New Mum Left By Partner

33:14 World Cup Excitement

35:20 Could Therapy Crouch Go To America?

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On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious questions yet. Peter reveals his bizarre talent for recognising footballers from just their forehead, the gang debate whether digestive biscuits have got thinner over the years and Abbey shares the household tasks she absolutely refuses to do.

The conversation quickly spirals into dream movie roles, awkward running styles, questionable farming smells and whether being called “Daddy” in bed really does increase testosterone levels by 300%. There’s also chat about Arctic Monkeys, celebrity acting ambitions, animal births, podcast life behind the scenes and why Abbey would rather play a crackhead than a glamorous role.

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00:00 Introduction

01:10 Peter’s Weird Football Knowledge

04:30 Arctic Monkeys and Music Taste Debate

07:28 Holiday Advice with TUI

08:37 The Great Digestive Biscuit Conspiracy

11:00 What “Normal” Things Are They Bad At?

15:30 Dream Movie Roles and Acting Ambitions

20:05 The Farmer Story That Gave Everyone The Ick

22:00 Farm Smells, Animals and Countryside Chat

24:00 Animal Births and Kitten Conversations

26:40 The “Daddy” Debate Gets Out Of Hand

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal and things descend into chaos almost immediately as Pete gets called out for his bizarre podcast habits, the couple debate whether men dress like toddlers on holiday and Abbey relives her iconic school lunch era involving giant sandwiches, wham bars and borrowing 20p from classmates for dinner.

The Agony Abs are particularly unhinged this week as the team discuss whether a grown man letting his mum trim his toenails is the ultimate relationship ick, before tackling a wedding guest dilemma involving cheating, exes and potential reception carnage. Pete also reveals his strict “no dickhead policy” for weddings and why some guests simply have to go.

There’s also a surprise guest appearance that completely changes the mood of the podcast and leaves the whole room unexpectedly relaxed. The gang chat stress, burnout, sleep struggles and why certain voices instantly calm you down… while others do the exact opposite.

Plus, football flight tracking, weird family beauty treatments, podcast breathing complaints and why Abbey thinks Peter has officially become too calm.

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00:00 Introduction

02:47 Morning Routine Chaos

06:26 Peter’s Podcast “Ick”

11:45 The Toenail Debate

16:35 Tracking Football Flights

18:54 Surprise Guest Arrival

26:43 The Meditation Session

32:34 The Sleep Hot Chocolate Idea

35:12 Calm Voices & Marriage

37:39 Wedding Guest Drama

41:18 Peter’s “No Dickhead” Wedding Policy

42:21 Jealousy In Relationships

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On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal answering your dilemmas and diving into absolute chaos from start to finish. From debating whether three dogs is officially too many, to navigating awkward step-parenting moments and hilarious regional slang debates, this episode has a bit of everything.

The pair also open up about family life and the emotional reality of living far away from parents as one listener asks for advice about moving abroad and missing home. Abbey shares why she’d never cope with the kids leaving home while Peter reveals the lockdown-style family traditions he’d bring back in a heartbeat.

Elsewhere, the GCSE debate returns as listeners question whether Abbey really got the grades she claims, leading to a full-on interrogation from Peter and the team... Are we saying foul play?

There’s also audiobook confessions, freezing cold Portugal weather complaints, and a lot of discussion about “freezies”, “ice pops” and “lolly ice” that completely derails the episode.

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00:00 Introduction

01:58 Should We Get Another Dog?

04:43 Step Parenting Drama

08:00 Regional Slang Arguments

11:55 Missing Family While Living Abroad

15:43 Audiobook Confessions

18:09 Abbey’s GCSEs Back Under Investigation

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal… although Pete’s ego may have taken a slight battering after a disastrous mixed doubles tennis tournament against a group of senior citizens who absolutely wiped the floor with him. Abbey wastes no time exposing exactly what went wrong, including Pete’s “respectful” approach that spectacularly backfired.

The couple also dive into one of the biggest causes of relationship tension — diary planning. From golf days and family logistics to who really controls the calendar at home, Abbey explains why every single plan now has to go through Claire before marital chaos erupts. Plus, the gang discuss relationship “icks”, going upstairs two at a time, hobbies couples should definitely keep separate, and whether Oasis officially counts as “Dad Rock”.

Elsewhere, Abbey reveals her surprising obsession with David Beckham’s vegetable garden and chickens, Peter reminisces about Oasis nostalgia and Desert Island albums, and the team debate what books and music they’d take if stranded forever. There’s also talk of reality TV habits, holiday advice, and why some things are simply better enjoyed without your partner.

00:00 Portugal Detox & Party Recovery

01:14 Peter Gets Humbled At Tennis

03:00 “Consistency Is Key In Tennis”

04:31 Ross Update & Listener Messages

04:58 Abbey Hates Seeing Pete Lose

05:26 Abbey’s Fear Of Tennis Lessons

06:27 Abbey Opens Up About Childhood & Sport

07:20 Abbey vs Peter: Ultimate Sports Day

08:31 The Couple Argument Everyone Has

10:11 Abbey’s Strict Family Diary System

12:03 Why Busy Couples Always Clash

12:49 The Weirdest Relationship Ick

13:28 Running Up Stairs Debate

15:14 Abbey Reveals Her Biggest Insecurity

15:45 Abbey Discovers A “Normal” Listener

16:26 Abbey’s Celebrity Lookalike Debate

18:05 Couples Sharing Hobbies Goes Wrong

19:14 TV Shows They Refuse To Watch Together

20:37 Hunger Games & Comfort Movies

21:39 The Best Holiday Advice Ever

22:52 Tail’s.com Ad Read

24:28 Desert Island Dilemmas Begin

25:35 The One Book They’d Save Forever

27:31 Roald Dahl & Childhood Reading Memories

28:07 Abbey’s Disturbing Book Confession

30:15 The Secret To Getting Kids Reading

30:55 Desert Island Albums

31:41 Oasis, Nostalgia & Dad Rock Arguments

34:04 Abbey’s Beckham Garden Obsession

35:34 Doomscrolling & “Ignorance Is Bliss”

36:19 Peter’s James Bond Fantasy Life

36:40 Peter’s Visit To Eton

37:49 Inside Eton’s Incredible Traditions

39:15 What Makes Privileged Kids Different?

41:02 The Reality Of Elite Schools

42:40 The Team Debate Luxury & Success

44:18 What They’d Actually Miss On A Desert Island

46:03 Desert Island Guilty Pleasures

47:51 Holiday Packing Essentials

49:20 Things Couples Secretly Judge Each Other For

51:08 Their Most Addictive Habits

52:44 Listener Dilemmas Return

54:33 Final Portugal Reflections

56:17 End

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete is flying solo for a special AMA throwback as he revisits some of the funniest, weirdest and most chaotic moments from old episodes of the podcast. With Abbey away volunteering at an animal shelter (genuinely), Pete dives into a handpicked selection of listener questions that completely derailed the pod over the years.

We hear the infamous debate over whether it’s “Shaba” or “Shava”, a surprisingly deep conversation about losing memories, and one listener’s dilemma about open relationships that sparks absolute carnage in the studio. Pete also looks back on romantic getaway recommendations, cowboy fantasy holidays, and one brutal question that forces him to choose between golf… and Abbey.

As always, the AMA questions are carrying the podcast once again and Pete admits looking back at the old clips genuinely had him crying laughing.

00:00 Solo AMA Begins

00:35 Pete Revisits Old Podcast Clips

01:28 The Brutal Memory Loss Question

03:04 “Shaba” vs “Shava” Debate

05:33 Chaos Completely Takes Over

06:00 Romantic Break Recommendations

07:50 Italy, Rain and Cowboy Holidays

08:52 Open Relationships Discussion

11:38 Golf Or Abbey? The Ultimate Question

13:00 Pete Reflects On The AMA Chaos

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal adventures continue as Abbey and Peter settle into holiday life with VERY mixed results. Peter gives us the dramatic rundown after suffering a painful defeat on the tennis court while Abbey reveals she’s been volunteering at an incredible animal rescue centre in the Algarve and may have fallen in love with another dog… again.

Elsewhere, Pete finally gets his hands on Abbey’s GCSE certificates after years of doubting her straight A claims, but is he convinced they’re actually real?! We also dive into some absolutely bizarre conspiracy theories involving Flat Earth believers, robot birds, AI taking over the world and whether Bill Gates is secretly behind EVERYTHING.

In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose mother-in-law keeps secretly rearranging her house and another who’s completely horrified by her husband’s “helicopter” habits after showering…

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00:00 Introduction

01:05 Pete’s Brutal Tennis Defeat

04:35 Abbey’s Emotional Animal Rescue Story

10:20 Abbey’s “Straight A” GCSE Results Exposed

13:35 Abbey’s Secret Pop Star Dreams

14:05 “Blue Jobs” & Relationship Rules

15:00 Portugal Reset & Family Time

15:30 Would You Rather: Meet Dave

17:20 Mother-In-Law House Drama

20:10 The Helicopter Husband Confession

23:20 Reuniting With A School Bully

25:55 Conspiracy Theory Special Begins

26:20 “Birds Aren’t Real” Debate

27:55 Bill Gates & Tick Conspiracies

29:10 Flat Earth Theory Explained

32:40 AI Is Taking Over The World

33:15 Abbey Has Never Owned A Laptop

34:05 Was The Moon Landing Fake?!

35:55 Pete Questions Space Travel

39:30 Final Conspiracy Thoughts

50:20 Wrapping Up

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