On this Ask Me Anything, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your wild Ask Me Anything dilemmas, from university pranks taken to sickening extremes to Pete getting completely stitched up with Deep Heat in the Stoke City changing rooms. Plus, Abbey exposes Pete's questionable choice of romantic bedroom music and the horrors of getting hammered together on date night.

In this episode, the debate turns to relationship red flags when a listener asks how to save a best mate whose partner is alienating everyone, leaving Pete and Abbey to discuss whether you should ever tell a friend you hate their other half.

We also tackle the return from an epic bedroom dry spell, how to rebuild confidence when things get awkward, and Abbey’s horror at Pete’s seduction tactics.

If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1B-c3yvC-4Ew3H1nJc5fD-5d3X9JbK7L2mN1oP0qR8s/viewform

00:00 - Barn Banter & Where Is Gaz?

01:00 - The University Kahoot Prank

03:26 - A Step Too Far: Pete & Abbey React

05:14 - Pete's Stoke Changing Room Bullying

06:26 - Dilemma: We Dislike Our Friend's Partner

08:32 - How To Tell A Friend You Hate Their Fella

10:28 - Recovering From A Major Dry Spell

12:05 - Rebuilding Confidence & Post-Baby Bodies

3:17 - Pete & Abbey's Cinema Date Night

14:22 - Running Playlists & Dad Rock Debates

16:16 - Pete's "Bonk Beat" Bedroom Anthems

17:40 - Alexa, Get Crouchy In The Mood

To contact us:

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!

Pete and Abbey unpack their scenic escape to Norway, surviving endless glasses of "bitch juice," and why Pete's post-golf hosting habits leave Abbey freezing in a house without furniture. Between Abbey attempting to cure a brutal hangover with raw sardines and Pete sleeping with a giant turkey-shaped ostrich pillow on his head, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread.

The team break down the sheer chaos of half-term parenting, navigating four kids with zero overlapping interests, and the extreme parental lies used to keep the peace. Pete reveals why he abandoned Abbey mid-fall during a high-stakes game of 40-40 in the garden, while the pair make another high-stakes charity bet on whether they can survive the holidays completely sober.

Plus, an incredible lineup of listener dilemmas in Weekly Wines and Agony Abs: from living with a flatmate who commentates every domestic chore like David Attenborough, to a blind date that goes horribly wrong when the woman opposite turns out to be the local waxing specialist. Finally, the gang tackle a truly cursed, wide-eyed horse painting that's destroying one listener’s living room walls.

If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

00:00 - Back From Norway & The Ostrich Pillow

04:40 - Bitch Juice & 20 Bottles of Wine

09:35 - Pete’s Golf Mates Invade The Rental

11:05 - The Sardine Hangover Cure & Kebabs

12:35 - Weekly Wine: The Housemate Narrator

15:18 - Best Friend Marriages & Watching Paint Dry

19:05 - Blind Date With The Waxing Clinic Doctor

22:20 - Half-Term Chaos & Summer Holiday Debates

23:26 - Bunking Pilates For Dim Sum & China Trips

29:03 - The Tree Swing & Pete’s 40-40 Betrayal

32:26 - Classic Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

35:46 - The Half-Term Dry Charity Bet

37:31 - Agony Abs: "You Can Taste The Effort"

42:50 - Rihanna Ringtone Disasters

44:33 - The Terrifying Horse Painting Dilemma

To contact us:

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

Ep:197

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your most pressing questions, starting with Pete awkwardly explaining why Abbey didn't get an enthusiastic invite to his upcoming podcast awards night. Between wardrobe disputes and chaotic rental living, the pair unpack the unfiltered reality of marriage when life gets messy.

The debate moves straight into home renovations and whether living amongst dust, storage units, and builders at 7am completely destroys romance—with Abbey giving a brutally honest answer on what happens to the bedroom spark. Plus, the two go head-to-head on who is truly reckless with money: Pete's massive fun budgets or Abbey's uncompromising obsession with luxury kitchen ovens.

Elsewhere, Pete and Abbey look back at their vow renewal on a private island, debate taking on The Traitors or Celebrity SAS, and sort out what Pete should wear to pick up an award.

If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1B-c3yvC-4Ew3H1nJc5fD-5d3X9JbK7L2mN1oP0qR8s/viewform

00:00 - Pete's "Un-Invite" to the Awards

01:46 - Can Pete Win Without Abbey?

03:45 - Pete & Abbey on The Traitors?

05:20 - Celebrity SAS & Wayne Bridge

06:43 - TV Show Betrayals

07:06 - Topless Island Vow Renewal

09:00 - Counting Down to 20 Years

09:42 - Renovation Blues & Greg the Builder

10:13 - Did the Building Site Kill the Spark?

11:00 - Living Out of Storage Boxes

11:58 - Who's More Reckless With Money?

12:51 - Clothes Shopping vs. £8K on Guinness

13:22 - Abbey's Dream Kitchen & Meal Inspo

14:22 - Pete's Black-Tie Dilemma

To contact us:

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!

This week, Pete and Abbey dive into the sobering realisation of getting older, from realising we only have "20 summers left" to Pete officially banning Abbey from his car after driveway parking chaos and a trashed centre console. Plus, Gaz reveals the time he wore skin-tight long johns into an office job for weeks on end.

The gang explore how our habits evolve with age, debating tech neck, whether looking through Country Living magazine is the ultimate sign of middle age, and why Abbey refused to let Pete attend the new house meeting.

We also look back at Abbey's school days drawing fake Calvin Klein logos on her clothes, Pete's dream year at Liverpool, and tackle an Agony Ab dilemma from a man who pretended to be broke on date one and has now trapped himself in a "prison of thrift" at Wetherspoons.

If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

00:00 - Back in the Barn & Dalek Chairs

02:13 - The 20 Summers Left Panic

04:10 - Do You Fancy Older People?

06:22 - Pete's Questionable Early Fashion

07:46 - Wearing Long Johns To Work

09:21 - Writing Letters Over Parking Fines

12:25 - Tech Neck & The Phone Finger

16:08 - Why Pete Is Banned From Abbey's Car

18:52 - What’s in Abbey’s Centre Console?

33:38 - Hand-Drawn Calvin Kleins & First Dates

36:05 - Time Travel & Woodstock

38:56 - Pete's Liverpool Peak Year

41:35 - Agony Abs: My Girlfriend's Sound Bath Cult

46:21 - Agony Abs: Trapped in a Prison of Thrift

48:40 - Dad’s Polite AI Texts

To contact us:

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

Ep:196

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in the barn for another Therapy Crouch AMA!

Abbey and Pete kick things off unpacking Abbey’s marathon seven-hour phone calls investigating whether Noah’s Ark has actually been uncovered and why you shouldn't touch an alien. Pete also reveals why he’s forced to hide in the kids' bedrooms just to get half an hour of peace, only to be accused of leading a double life over some simple morning doorway stretches.

The great gaming debate takes centre stage as Pete admits the moment his gaming career was brutally cut short after locking Abbey outside in the cold for two hours while wearing a headset. This leads into an unforgettable listener debate on whether it's ever acceptable to cancel a 15-year wedding anniversary dinner just to play the biggest video game release of the decade.

Elsewhere, we hear about disastrous Pilates attempts on the reformer, the agony of pulled adductors, and a stomach-churning AMA straight from the dance floor of an Ibiza beach club involving frozen margaritas and very questionable hygiene.

Submit your questions for the next AMA here!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true

00:00 - Indian Summer & Noah's Ark

01:48 - Abbey's Alien Conspiracy Theories

04:35 - Pete's Bedroom Escape Tactics

05:42 - ChatGPT Tarot Card Readings

07:13 - Agony Abs: The Sticky Ibiza Dance Floor

08:43 - Ron Burgundy & Inbetweeners Nostalgia

10:35 - Agony Abs: The Humiliating Couples Pilates Bet

12:20 - Pete’s Diplodocus Back Stretches

14:18 - Abbey Accuses Pete of Having an Affair

15:34 - Agony Abs: Cancelling Our Anniversary for GTA?

17:21 - The Ultimate Gaming vs Relationship Debate

20:33 - Abbey's Secret Addiction to Mobile Games

21:05 - The Day Pete Locked Abbey Out for Call of Duty

22:34 - Retro Gaming & Donkey Kong Memories

To contact us:

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!

This week, Abbey is giving Pete’s face a full MOT (flaming wax balls included), while Pete defends his pool-side grunting while lifting 5kg pink dumbbells. The pair also debate the irresistible male urge to give a "happy slap" when walking past your partner, the perils of the "sweaty chin rest" hug, and Abbey’s pregnant school run delayed by a curry chip barm.

We’re also settling the ultimate UK debate: The World Cup of North vs. South! From Greggs vs. Gail’s to The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones, battle lines are drawn.

Plus, Pete shares his "subtle art of distraction" for getting his dream golf hole past Abbey. We hear about the kids meeting Lamine Yamal, the England squad and Agony Abs tackles a chilling turf war over a fridge's ice dispenser.

If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

Zoe Ball in the Afternoon, weekdays from 1pm, only on Greatest Hits Radio! You can listen wherever you listen to Greatest Hits Radio, on your radio, on the Rayo app or ask your smart-speaker to “Play” Greatest Hits Radio.

00:00 Intro & Skincare Routines

03:09 Harvest Festival & Supermarket Food Banks

05:01 The Pink Hat & House Renovations

07:48 Attempting Different Accents

10:52 The "Golf Hole" & Art of Distraction

14:22 Gym Grunts

16:33 The "Chin Rest" Relationship Dilemma

24:42 Hilarious AI Cover Songs

25:10 North vs. South Debate: Greggs vs. Gail's

28:16 North vs. South Debate: Tea vs. Dinner

29:59 North vs. South Debate: Chippy Tea & Curry Sauce

32:42 Meeting Lamine Yamal & Harry Kane

36:38 North vs. South Debate: The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones

40:21 North vs. South Debate: Big Nights Out

43:45 North vs. South Debate: Sunday Roasts & Gravy

46:55 European Nights at Anfield

49:21 Kitten Heels & Stretchy Fashion

50:37 The Fridge Ice Dispenser Argument

To contact us:

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

Ep:195

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to a special Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch!

This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are recording in style from London’s Corinthia Hotel. The gang kick things off with a debate over spa days, why Abbey would rather see the coving guy than go on date night, hungover spooning styles, and an awkward run-in with Frank Skinner.

Then it’s straight into listener dilemmas: Pete faces an impossible round of "Marry, Shag, Avoid", the group build a playlist out of their own names, and a listener writes in with a massive family feud over naming their baby after a grandparent "Mildred".

Plus, Abbey and Pete put £1,000 on the line for charity in a heated VAR playback bet!

00:00 Welcome to the Corinthia Hotel AMA!

01:09 Date Night Rejections & Abbey’s Coving Obsession

03:24 Ice Cube Snobs & Weekly Whines

05:04 The Spooning Debate: Jetpack Joe & Mountain Bikes

07:22 Frank Skinner Encounters & Awkward Stare-Offs

09:47 Listener Question: Marry, Shag, Avoid

13:28 The Alphabet Name Music Game (Prince, Phil Collins & Bob Sinclar)

16:29 Agony Abs: The "Mildred" Baby Name Dilemma

18:40 VAR REPLAY POINT!

19:27 The £100 Charity Bet

19:57 Tall Kid Names & Why We’re Losing the Name "Gary"

23:42 Wrap Up & Final Thoughts

To contact us:

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch!

This week, Abbey and Peter are joined by the iconic Coleen and Wayne Rooney! From growing up together in Liverpool and navigating massive media storms as teenagers, to raising four football-mad boys and filming their brand-new Disney+ series The Real Rooneys, Wayne and Coleen hold nothing back.

Wayne opens up about the emotional wobble of stepping away from management, why he snubbed Washington DC (and stole Pete’s transfer!), and getting lost in disguise at Glastonbury. Plus, childhood secrets are revealed, including the time Wayne threw a McDonald's milkshake at Abbey and the gang help a listener facing a safeguarding crisis over a rogue nursery game of "The Shabba"!

00:32 Intro & Filming the Family Show: Adjusting to cameras in the house

03:52 Growing Up in the Spotlight: Dealing with early fame at 16

05:08 Kai's GCSE Results & Testing His Spanish on Taxi Drivers

07:30 Diabolical Noughties Press & Framed Tabloid Headlines

09:03 Wayne's Career Wobble: Finding a new routine after management

11:30 Academy Football Reality: Dealing with getting released from Everton

13:42 Match of the Day Pressures & Reviewing the World Cup Halftime Show

17:51 Fashion Crimes: Gianni Infantino's trainers & the socks-down trend

19:19 Coleen's Primark Collaboration & Balancing Work with Motherhood

21:13 The Silent Treatment & Wayne's Infamous Scottish Golf Trip

23:39 Returning to Management & School Bag Chaos in the Boot

27:21 No More Babies: Wayne Gets the Snip

29:15 Keeping it Grounded: Two Kids from Croxteth

32:03 Listener Q: How to Spend a Day Not Being Famous

34:45 Matching Christmas Pyjamas & Ruining Karaoke in Washington DC

37:44 Agony Aunt: A Nursery "Shabble" Safeguarding Crisis

41:02 Listener Q: Ibiza Mini-Moons & Sleeping for 24 Hours in Vegas

To contact us:

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are tackling your wildest listener dilemmas and questions! From Gaz’s terrifying sleep paralysis and Abbey's bizarre tap water theories to whether you can ever forgive a best friend using you as an affair cover-up, nothing is off the table.

Plus, Abbey and Pete weigh in on the ultimate wedding sin: What to do when your mother-in-law buys a white dress for your big day.

Submit your questions for the next AMA here!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true

00:00 Welcome to the Therapy Crouch AMA!

00:45 Gaz’s Sleep Paralysis & Pete’s Hormone Theories

04:20 Pete & Abbey’s Sleeping Habits

07:35 Weekly Whines: Pete’s England vs Spain Tickets

09:59 Question 1: Mother-in-Law Wearing White to the Wedding?!

12:00 Ivory, Rhino Horns & Keratin Debate

14:24 Listener Love: Coping with Separation Anxiety

16:55 Question 2: Breaking Up with a Friend After Affair Cover-Up

20:06 Question 3: Scoring a Sunday League Worldie with No Cameras

21:05 Pete’s Lost Bicycle Kicks & CCTV Trick Shots

24:05 Wrap Up & Final Thoughts

To contact us:

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exhausted, voice-less, and straight back from the wedding of the century in Mallorca for Abbey’s sister Elle and Scott! Pete makes the dangerous admission that it might have been better than their own wedding, before breaking down how the entire UK airspace shutdown almost left the groom without a suit!

In this week’s listener dilemmas, we hear about child-free wedding rules being broken by feral nephews, a mortified mum whose six-year-old took her bedside intimates to a park playdate, and a couple living a 10-month lie after spending their Thailand honeymoon fund on a broken boiler.

Plus, Pete and Abbey take on the great TV volume war, debate cringe choreographed first dances, and reveal why their own trip to Thailand lasted exactly 24 hours!

If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

00:00 – Intro & Recapping the Mallorca Wedding

05:25 – Wine & Shine: The Karaoke / "Shallow" Habit

08:00 – Liberty's Song & Family Moments

10:08 – Listener Wine: Child-Free Wedding Dilemma

12:53 – Travel Chaos: UK Airspace Grounded

15:00 – Bedroom Toy Mishap

16:13 – Podcast Feedback: Dublin Hen Do & Irish Singalongs

19:04 – TV Volume Wars: Action Scenes vs. Quiet Dialogue

21:58 – Hotel Room Service & The German Green Mile

23:07 – Wedding Details: The Dress & Setting

27:43 – Speeches & Reception Highlights

30:16 – Pete Stripped to the Waist on the Dancefloor

31:53 – Suit Drama & Day Two Beach Club

33:53 – The Wedding Facts Pub Quiz

38:07 – Advice: The Choreographed First Dance

41:40 – Advice: Spent the Honeymoon Fund on a Boiler

43:30 – Monsoon Disaster in Thailand

To contact us:

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing wedding panic as Jack demands a Phil Foden zigzag buzz cut with Wayfarers for his tux, and Pete revealing his romantic, candle-lit Ibiza proposal while Abbey sat in wet hair and pyjamas!

In this week’s listener questions, a listener is left spiralling after her boyfriend muttered "I love you" for the first time completely asleep in bed, sparking a fierce debate between Pete and Abbey on whether unconscious confessions count, saying the L-word on Day Three, and Abbey's unromantic text blunder: "I love you" VS "I'm at the gate!"

Plus, Pete and Abbey continue the debate whether getting older means all the "firsts" in life are done, Abbey claims her crown as the household kissing expert, and the guys react in absolute horror to the viral "Up The Fulham" audio craze!

Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true

00:00 Introduction & Barn Shenanigans

01:15 No-Kid Weddings & Jack’s Phil Foden Haircut

05:52 Listener AMA: He Said "I Love You" In His Sleep!

07:05 Public Proposals & Pete’s Candlelit Ibiza Story

11:00 Pete’s Romantic Text vs Abbey’s "I’m At The Gate"

13:10 Saying The L-Word Too Soon & Reality TV Love

15:50 Are All The Good "Firsts" In Life Over At 40?

21:10 Who Is The Real Kissing Expert?

21:50 The Viral "Up The Fulham" Bedroom Audio Reaction

To contact us:

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.