The Therapy Crouch

Tall or Nothing

Tall or Nothing

  • 56 minutes 13 seconds
    Would YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are diving into another round of unfiltered relationship real talk, tackling everything from cringe-worthy date night disasters to the pettiest arguments couples have ever had.


    Pete, ever the stats man, crunches the numbers on some surprising relationship habits, while Abbey spills the tea on the most outrageous ways people have been ghosted (spoiler: some of you are SAVAGE).


    We also hear from you guys about the most ridiculous fights you’ve had with your partners—think serious debates over the “correct” way to stack a dishwasher and near-breakups over missing birthday texts.


    Plus, in the Agony Abs, one listener’s fella is putting football way ahead of their love life, and another is questioning if their partner’s secret “work wife” is more than just a friendly colleague…


    If you’ve got your own dilemmas for Abbey & Pete, drop us a message using the link below!


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    00:00 – A BIG relationship debate!

    07:40 – The most ridiculous couple fights!

    16:35 – Work wives & husbands, is it crossing a line?

    21:50 – The WORST way to break up…

    30:25 – Abbey & Peter’s relationship red flags.

    39:20 – Pete’s final words of wisdom


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    1 April 2025, 10:04 am
  • 27 minutes 14 seconds
    “I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are opening up the floor to you guys in another jam-packed Ask Me Anything! From relationship dilemmas to DIY disasters, no topic is off-limits…


    Abbey shares her dream kitchen wishlist (complete with dog-washing stations, of course), while Pete gets grilled on his eyebrow situation. The couple debate the ultimate friendship rankings, reveal the absolute worst way to give a “shove,” and weigh in on the all-too-relatable agony of teenage braces.


    Plus, what happens when you accidentally snog your ex’s best mate? (Spoiler: Nothing good.)


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    ⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to the AMA! Abbey & Pete kick things off.

    ⏳ 02:00 – Abbey vs. Pete: The eyebrow trimming debate.

    ⏳ 06:30 – The dream kitchen wishlist—dog showers & hidden toasters.

    ⏳ 10:45 – The WEDDING guest list debate—who makes the cut?

    ⏳ 14:00 – “I snogged my ex’s best mate… now he’s ghosting me?”

    ⏳ 18:20 – Teenage braces crisis—how to help your kid feel confident.

    ⏳ 23:10 – Pete’s gardening ambitions take a questionable turn…

    ⏳ 24:45 – The most ridiculous friendship rankings ever.

    ⏳ 26:00 – The Therapy Crouch couple’s Friday Night Ritual.

    ⏳ 27:50 – Signing off!


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    27 March 2025, 6:30 am
  • 40 minutes 2 seconds
    Mother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water!

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive into the chaos, comedy, and controversy surrounding Mother’s Day, while Peter desperately tries to navigate the unwritten rules of making the day special—without accidentally putting his foot in it.


    From the hilarious debate over what actually constitutes an acceptable Mother’s Day gift (is a lie-in really enough?) to the listener stories of husbands who spectacularly missed the mark, this episode is packed with laughs, frustration, and the ultimate relationship truths.


    Plus, Abbey reveals her latest impulse decision involving two Shetland ponies and three sheep, while Peter gets grilled over his very suspicious ‘pre-golf swim’. The Agony Abs section is all about sibling rivalry, freeloading family members, and the eternal question: why don’t stepmums get enough Mother’s Day recognition?!


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    📌 00:00 – Abbey & Peter kick off the Mother’s Day special

    📌 02:30 – Abbey’s weekly whine: a near-death motorway breakdown

    📌 04:45 – Peter’s ‘pre-golf swim’ scandal—why is Abbey suspicious?

    📌 10:15 – The Mother’s Day expectations vs. reality debate

    📌 12:50 – Abbey’s outrageous reaction to a Range Rover gift (not hers!)

    📌 18:22 – The sibling struggle: freeloaders and forgotten cards

    📌 25:30 – Mum guilt & emotional blackmail—how real is it?

    📌 29:10 – True or False: Did a mum really take the wrong child home?

    📌 33:45 – The stepmum dilemma—should they get a Mother’s Day gift?

    📌 38:05 – Abbey’s accidental adoption of two ponies & three sheep

    📌 40:00 – Wrapping up: Abbey’s final verdict on Mother’s Day


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    25 March 2025, 6:30 am
  • 28 minutes 33 seconds
    Why Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter & Abbey are putting YOU in charge, answering your wildest, funniest, and most bizarre questions in this Ask Me Anything special!


    From parenting disasters to fast food hacks (yes, we’re talking about something called a "McGangBang" – don’t ask), we dive into everything. Abbey also shares a hilariously awkward McDonald’s drive-thru story, while Peter has some… let’s say interesting thoughts on parenting styles.


    We also tackle your dilemmas, from the best way to include dads in pregnancy to whether food or sex is more important in a relationship (prepare for a heated debate).


    Oh, and if you’ve ever accidentally developed a Scouse accent, Peter can relate.

    Got a burning question for the next one? Drop it in the comments!


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    00:00 - "Why are you being so nice to me tonight?"

    07:49 - Smuggling vodka with a fake pregnancy belly

    16:31 - The ultimate "Would You Rather"

    20:12 - The infamous "Vanarama" car game

    28:33 - Pete's accidental Scouse accent


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    20 March 2025, 6:30 am
  • 43 minutes 38 seconds
    Peter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief…

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter return from their first ever family ski trip, and let’s just say… it was eventful.


    From horrific wipeouts to rude French shopkeepers, Peter crowd-surfing in a ski bar, and their kids

    absolutely out-skiing them, this episode is a full debrief of their chaotic (but slightly amazing) trip.


    Abbey confesses to crying on the slopes, Peter questions his skiing technique, and the pair debate

    whether they should just move to the mountains forever.


    Plus, in the weekly wine, Abbey’s patience runs out with Peter’s shopping habits, and in Agony

    Abs, they weigh in on bad flatmates, noisy partners, and the ultimate debate—should grown men still be doing shots in Wetherspoons?


    If you’ve ever struggled on a ski trip, lost your AirPods, or had a karaoke-induced illness, this

    episode is for you.


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    00:00:00 - Peter and Abbey’s intro and ski trip debrief.

    00:06:00 – Weekly wine: Peter’s chaotic shopping habits.

    00:18:08 – Abbey’s full ski meltdown

    00:24:14 – The kids out-ski Abbey & Peter

    00:29:37 – Peter’s skiing "technique" shocks Abbey.

    00:31:58 – Abbey’s moving to the mountains.

    00:33:10 – Flatmate horror stories

    00:42:26 – Final thoughts


    To contact us: 


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    18 March 2025, 6:30 am
  • 26 minutes 57 seconds
    Peter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back answering YOUR questions in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything special!


    From petty revenge stories (including an infamous sausage-throwing incident) to the ultimate relationship dilemmas, they tackle everything from wedding invite drama to the age-old debate of who gets the final say on baby names. 


    Abbey also doubles down on her UFO obsession, and Peter opens up about returning to Anfield—will the robot celebration make a comeback?


    And if you think you’ve got weird relationship habits, wait until you hear what Peter refuses to do for himself…


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00 – Peter’s bizarre revenge

    06:06 – Baby name wars

    14:30 – Ridiculous conspiracy theories

    20:56 – Peter’s sausage story continues!

    25:14 – Abbey refuses to make her own tea


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    13 March 2025, 6:30 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two very special guests—award-winning author and How to Fail podcast host Elizabeth Day and renowned relationship expert and Married at First Sight star Mel Schilling.


    With love, dating, and relationships on the agenda, the gang dives deep into the highs and horrors of modern romance. Elizabeth and Mel share their unique love stories—including both meeting their husbands online at the age of 39—and unpack the wild world of dating apps, the psychology behind toxic relationships, and why so many people settle for the wrong partner.


    Abbey and Peter open up about their own relationship dynamics, while Mel and Elizabeth put them under the microscope with some expert-level couple analysis.


    And in this week’s Agony Abs, things take a turn for the unexpected—should you be worried if your partner wants you to dress as a burglar? And what do you do if you receive an anonymous letter claiming your husband is cheating?


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00:00 – Intro

    00:02:24 – Meeting their husbands online at 39

    00:04:10 – Why dating apps make modern love disposable

    00:10:10 – The importance of ‘dating yourself’ first

    00:17:33 – Are you settling in your relationship?

    00:27:03 – Why safety is the most romantic thing in a relationship

    00:30:32 – The struggle of choosing ‘nice guys’ over ‘bad boys’

    00:34:35 – How Abbey and Peter argue—expert analysis

    00:42:15Agony Abs: My boyfriend wants me to dress like a burglar?!

    00:47:12Agony Abs: I got an anonymous letter saying my husband is cheating…

    00:50:41 – How to really know if your partner is lying

    00:55:06 – Does marriage kill attraction?


    To contact us: 


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    11 March 2025, 6:30 am
  • 24 minutes 58 seconds
    Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s all about you lot! Peter and Abbey open up the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, tackling your most hilarious, awkward, and downright bizarre questions.


    From the secrets behind their marriage to unexpected confessions, nothing is off-limits as the duo share unfiltered takes on relationships, family dramas, and the occasional football-related rant. Expect plenty of oversharing, a few classic Peter blunders, and some seriously questionable advice

    in this jam-packed episode of The Therapy Crouch!


    And, of course, we dive into the Agony Abs, where one listener finds themselves caught between

    romance and revenge, and another wonders if their partner's unique bedroom habit is a red flag.

    Got a burning question for Abbey & Peter? Drop it in the comments or send it our way for the next AMA!


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00 – Welcome to the AMA

    04:15 – An outrageous question!

    10:30 – Abbey exposes Peter

    17:50 – Our biggest fight as a couple

    23:05 – bizarre dating dilemma’s

    29:40 – Peter’s thoughts on modern relationships

    35:25 – The most ridiculous thing Abbey has ever bought

    42:10 – Agony Abs

    48:30 – Peter’s wildest dressing room story

    54:55 – Marriage advice

    1:02:15 – Abbey’s completely lost for words

    1:08:40 – what’s coming next!


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    For more from Peter


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    For more from Abbey


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    6 March 2025, 6:30 am
  • 50 minutes 50 seconds
    What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two special guests—McFly drummer and presenter Harry Judd, and The One Show’s very own Alex Jones. Together, they co-host the new podcast BINGE!, all about the eternal struggle of choosing what to watch.


    The group dives into the chaos of married life, the unexpected ways TV taste can ruin relationships, and whether binge-watching is a bonding experience or a battleground.


    Harry reflects on McFly’s 21-year journey, their tour with Busted, and how band life has changed now that most of them are dads. 


    Alex shares wild behind-the-scenes stories from The One Show, including the most bizarre guests ever.


    Also on the agenda—an Agony Abs dilemma that has the group in stitches: should a die-hard Oasis fan take his wife or his best mate to the gig of a lifetime? Plus, a completely insane fertility ‘hack’ involving walnuts that left everyone speechless.


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00 - Intro

    06:05 – How BINGE! was born.

    08:45One Show appearance gone wrong…

    10:01 – Pete’s Real Housewives obsession.

    15:26 – McFly’s 21st anniversary.

    24:04 – The struggles of marriage & kids

    30:24 – School-gate politics.

    35:35 – Who is pickier when it comes to binge-watching?

    38:11 – The great bedtime battle.

    44:40 – The Oasis ticket controversy.

    46:08 – The walnut fertility hack.

    48:45 – Final thoughts.


    To contact us: 


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


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    4 March 2025, 6:30 am
  • 34 minutes 47 seconds
    Does Marriage Actually Change You? - Peter & Abbey’s Brutal Truth

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Peter and Abbey answer the burning questions sent in by you, the listeners! 


    Abbey and Peter debate what they’d give up for Lent (hint: Abbey’s phone addiction might be on the chopping block), share their brutally honest thoughts on turning 30, and settle the age-old question—what’s the ultimate long-haul flight outfit?


    Abbey makes a shocking confession about her real last name, Peter shares his football wisdom for aspiring young players, and the couple hilariously dissect the deeper meaning behind their favourite animals—expect everything from spiritual awakenings to outright disbelief!


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00 - Intro

    02:05 - Lent Sacrifices

    05:50 - The Animal Personality Test

    10:40 - Abbey’s Go-To Travel Outfit

    14:10 - He Got His New Girl a Telescope?!

    19:20 - The Ultimate 50th Birthday Itinerary

    23:45 - Wedding Planning: What to Splurge & Save On

    27:10 - Peter’s Football Advice for Young Players

    30:20 - Family Meeting

    33:10 - Favourite Actors

    34:40 - Abbey’s ‘Accidental’ Name Change  

    35:55 - Final Thoughts


    To contact us: 


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


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    For more from Abbey


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    27 February 2025, 6:30 am
  • 48 minutes 21 seconds
    Biggins On Hollywood Scandals & Secrets You Won't Believe

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the one and only Christopher Biggins—legendary actor, panto king, and former I’m a Celebrity winner.


    From his illustrious six-decade career in entertainment to his unexpected honeymoon crash with an Oscar-winning actor, Biggins delivers stories with his signature wit and charm. 


    Biggins also shares his thoughts on modern dating, outrageous housemate behavior, and the bizarre trend of people manifesting their way to success. Plus, in Agony Abs, the team tackles a listener’s plea for help with a boyfriend who believes birds aren’t real…


    It’s Biggins, it’s bonkers, and it’s one you don’t want to miss!


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00 – Intro

    02:54 – How Biggins & Abbey became besties

    04:16 – Why Biggins refuses to do any more reality TV

    07:59 – Crashing an Oscar winner’s honeymoon

    12:43 – The bizarre Poldark scene…

    15:55 – Abbey’s secret singing career

    17:10 – Heartbreaking reality of closeted stars in Hollywood

    24:09 – What makes a relationship last?

    30:54 – Why Biggins avoids texting

    39:50 – My boyfriend thinks pigeons are government drones

    44:50 – “He makes too much noise… in bed!"

    47:46 – Biggins signs off


    To contact us: 


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 


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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


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    For more from Abbey


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    Our clips channel


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    25 February 2025, 6:30 am
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