Tall or Nothing
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Gaz are back answering your dilemmas and things get very real, very quickly.
The gang react to a shocking message between a boyfriend and his coworker that has Abbey firmly calling it out as cheating, while Pete questions whether there’s any grey area at all. It sparks a heated debate on boundaries, flirting and when it’s time to walk away.
We also hear an incredible proposal story involving a surprise appearance in Rio that feels straight out of a film, before Abbey and Pete share their honest advice on weddings, relationships and what actually matters after years together.
Elsewhere, there’s plenty of chaos as the team unpack “icks,” awkward public fails, and the moments that can instantly change how you see your partner. From heroic saves to total disasters, it’s safe to say not everyone comes out looking good…
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00:00 Introduction
02:30 Packing Chaos
06:15 Coworker Message Drama
08:00 “That’s Cheating” Debate
11:30 Surprise Rio Proposal
14:20 Wedding Advice
17:30 Grindr Dilemma
20:30 Cheating vs Identity
22:00 Public “Ick” Moment
24:00 Hero vs Fail
27:00 The “Ick” Debate
30:00 Final Thoughts
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re joined by Love Island All Stars winners Molly and Tom, who are swapping villa life for the podcast world as the new hosts of the NearlyWeds podcast.
We dive into what it’s really like going from reality TV to hosting your own show, with Molly and Tom admitting that podcasting is a “whole different ballgame” and has actually forced them to sit down, communicate and properly plan their wedding (whether Tom likes it or not…).
The pair open up on life after Love Island, why real life is the true test of a relationship, and how moving in together immediately might not be as crazy as it sounds. Plus, we get into the chaos of wedding planning, from emotional dress shopping to guest list dilemmas and everything in between.
Elsewhere, Abbey and Pete are back with their usual madness, from early morning conspiracy theories and nuclear bunker debates to listener dilemmas and some questionable workplace nicknames.
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00:00 Introduction
02:00 Morning Anxiety & Bunker Talk
05:30 Life Perspective & COVID Reflections
07:15 Listener Nicknames
09:20 Parenting Dilemma
12:20 Molly & Tom Join The Show
14:30 Starting Their Podcast
17:00 Love Island Journey
18:45 Life After The Show
21:00 Football vs Fame
23:30 Public Pressure
24:50 Relationship Advice
26:00 Proposal Story
28:00 Wedding Planning Chaos
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full blown Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter dive head first into your dilemmas, debates and downright chaotic questions. From friendship group fallouts over whether partners should be allowed on girls trips, to the awkward truth about reading your partner’s private messages, nothing is off limits.
The pair also tackle the ultimate relationship grey areas including whether “body count” conversations are ever a good idea (spoiler: they’re not), and why some things are better left unsaid. Plus, we get a hilarious breakdown of the biggest “icks” that instantly kill attraction — from oversized gin glasses to questionable fashion choices.
There’s also a surprisingly passionate debate about old-school names dying out (RIP Gary), Abbey’s brutal take on men who can’t do keepy ups, and Peter setting a bold challenge to turn Abby into a football freestyler in just two weeks.
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00:00 Introduction
01:30 “Ask Me Anything” Begins
03:00 Are We Losing “Garys”?
05:00 Girls Trip Drama – Can Partners Come?
07:00 Funniest People & Why Humor Matters
10:00 Would You Read Your Partner’s Messages?
12:00 Keepy Uppy Icks & Football Challenge
15:00 Ultimate Relationship Icks
18:00 Body Count Debate – Should You Ask?
21:30 Final Thoughts & Outro
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are joined by the one and only Peter Andre and his incredible wife Dr. Emily Andre for a hilarious, honest and surprisingly deep conversation about fame, family life and everything in between.
Pete takes us back 30 years to the moment “Mysterious Girl” became a global hit, opening up about the highs, the ego, and the unexpected backlash that came with fame — including why he suddenly stopped taking his shirt off and how it completely changed the way people treated him. He also shares the story behind his brand new “Legacy” album, featuring remastered classics, brand new tracks and some huge collaborations from around the world.
Emily gives us a real insight into balancing life as a doctor, a mum of three and being married to one of the most recognisable faces in British pop culture — including what it’s actually like holding down the fort while Pete is away touring.
We also get into how the couple first met (and it involves a hospital visit you won’t believe), parenting across different ages, the realities of long-term relationships and why communication has completely changed Pete’s outlook as a dad.
Plus, there’s plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos — from cooking disasters and naked dancing to brutally honest relationship moments that every couple will recognise.
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00:00 Introduction
04:07 Welcoming Peter & Emily Andre
05:33 Touring Life & “Home Is More Full On”
08:27 30 Years Of “Mysterious Girl” & New Album
11:18 Iconic Music Videos & Behind The Scenes
14:13 Legacy Album, Collaborations & Touring Again
17:45 How Peter & Emily Andre First Met
18:42 Relationship Beginnings & Asking Permission
19:06 Parenting, Kids & Growing Up Fast
23:08 Emily’s Career As A Doctor
24:00 Writing Books & Life With Kids
28:13 The Tampon Story (How Pete Learned The Hard Way)
30:28 Fan Questions Begin
33:00 Relationships, Marriage & Long-Term Love
38:00 Family Life, Balance & Career Pressures
43:00 Parenting Challenges & Modern Family Life
48:00 Looking Back On Career & Lessons Learned
53:00 Final Thoughts & Reflections
56:30 Outro
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special!
Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest, funniest and most brutally honest dilemmas — from wardrobe chaos and hoarding habits to parenting rules that divide households everywhere.
Things quickly take a turn as we get into your Agony Abs, including a heartbreaking story of a listener who pushed his partner away after secretly discovering fertility issues, and now wants to win her back. We also hear from someone determined to turn their boyfriend into their very own “project”, plus a bedroom dilemma that definitely takes the biscuit.
There’s friendship drama, relationship ruts, and the age-old question of how to keep the spark alive when life starts getting in the way.
It’s honest, chaotic and full of laughs… exactly how an AMA should be.
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00:00 Introduction
00:40 Wardrobe Chaos & Hoarding Realisations
02:10 “You Don’t Need All This Stuff”
04:05 The “Knickers” Debate
05:45 Parenting Rules & Mealtime Battles
08:50 Sponsor Break
09:05 Singapore Stories & Travel Chat
11:35 Britain’s Next Top Model Throwbacks
13:55 Ask Me Anything Begins
15:30 “Lawless” Wedding Stories
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get chaotic as Abbey and Peter dive into the modern relationship “icks” that are driving everyone mad. From gym-obsessed boyfriends who suddenly start calling every meal “fuel”, to the bizarre habits that creep in when people take their fitness journeys a little too seriously, the pair unpack the realities of dating in 2026.
We also hear some of your listener dilemmas including whether sharing a Netflix account with an ex is a major red flag, and what to do when your partner’s habits start giving you the ultimate ick. Plus, Abbey and Pete relive a holiday debate that will feel VERY familiar—when taking the perfect Instagram photo completely ruins the moment.
In the Agony Abs, things take a seriously weird turn with a bedroom confession involving being called “Daddy”… and an unexpected counter-offer of “Granny” that completely derails the mood. It’s funny, unfiltered and full of the kind of honest relationship chat that will have you questioning everything.
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00:00 Introduction
00:27 Ross update & opening chat
01:02 Morning routines & body confidence
02:18 Parenting rules & swimming debate
03:10 Hair routines & “life admin”
05:04 Relationship icks & plane story
06:34 Pete’s sauna moment (“the seats”)
07:38 House chat, storage & spindles
09:05 Weekly “shine” & Chanel chat
10:00 Packing, moving house & clear-outs
11:42 Gym boyfriend turns “delulu”
13:00 Gym addiction & motivation chat
14:00 Pre-kids nostalgia & family chaos
16:19 Sharing Netflix with an ex
17:30 Phone glitches & tech struggles
18:23 Holiday photo frustrations begin
19:27 “Candid photo” arguments escalate
20:15 Pete lying on the floor for the shot
21:14 “Fellas of Instagram” discussion
22:18 Social media vs real life debate
24:24 Filming vs living the moment
25:15 Justin Timberlake viral debate
27:00 “Am I The Asshole?” intro
27:48 “Call me Granny” dilemma begins
28:56 Debate & reactions
30:05 “Daddy” discussion continues
31:40 Final thoughts & wrap of segment
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get very honest as Abbey and Peter dive into the little habits, lies and dynamics that make (or break) a relationship… 👀
The episode kicks off with a debate that every couple will recognise - is tracking your partner’s location actually about safety… or is it crossing a line? Abbey defends it, Peter calls it a full-on violation, and things quickly spiral from there.
We also get into the harmless (and not-so-harmless) lies we tell in relationships - from exaggerating talents to fully committing to stories that get completely out of hand. Plus, one listener dilemma about a dad pretending to be a professional footballer takes things to a whole new level.
Abbey opens up about the assumptions people make because of her accent, while the pair share their thoughts on stereotypes, confidence and proving people wrong. There’s also the usual chaos - including a ridiculous game that quickly derails the episode and some very questionable dinner table entertainment with the kids.
And in a rare serious moment, Abbey and Peter reveal what they think actually makes their relationship work after all these years - from embracing differences to knowing when to just let things go.
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00:00 Introduction
00:42 Tracking Your Partner?! (Location “violation” debate begins)
02:10 Acting, Adverts & Listener Question
02:40 “People Think I’m Stupid” – Accent Stereotypes
03:34 Abbey’s “9 A*s” Debate
06:05 Listener Question: Lookalikes
08:20 Dartboard Lies & Relationship Truths
09:12 Fake Football Career Story
10:23 The Game That Got Out Of Hand
12:44 The Game Goes Too Far…
13:07 Dinner Table Games With Kids
13:36 Hosting The BRITs Debate
15:01 Relationship Advice Question
16:14 “Laughter Is Everything”
16:46 “We Stay Together Because…”
17:09 The Real Relationship Advice
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back with chaos, confessions, and a few relationship “debates” that spiral quickly. From a luxury Mother’s Day with a private chef to a £1,300 ear piercing shock that leaves Abbey fuming, the couple unpack a week full of unexpected drama.
Things take a turn as Pete calls out Abbey’s “volatility,” sparking a hilarious but all-too-relatable breakdown of relationship miscommunication — including why the word “fine” absolutely never means fine. The pair also dive into a listener dilemma about football taking over family life, with Pete defending the beautiful game while Abbey isn’t quite as convinced.
There’s also a Wolf of Wall Street-themed party recap (featuring Pete on the mic… again), parenting debates, and a surprisingly emotional take on Ronaldo that you won’t expect.
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00:00 We Turned Up In Matching Outfits
01:40 The Dream Mother’s Day (Private Chef & No Cleaning)
04:18 Pete Calls Out Abbey’s “Volatility”
04:42 The Ear Piercing Trip That Went Wrong
05:52 I Tracked Him… And Caught Him Out
08:37 Birth Certificate Chaos & Loft Disaster
10:52 The £1,300 Earring Shock
12:42 “I Thought It Was Over”
13:24 Why “Fine” Doesn’t Mean Fine
16:40 Breaking Down What “Fine” Really Means
17:53 The Party Where Pete Took The Mic
19:17 Agony Ab: Football vs Family Life
21:24 The Compromise Every Couple Needs
22:05 Why People Are Obsessed With Football
23:07 The Ronaldo Moment That Made Abbey Cry
25:57 Agony Ab: IVF & Gender Reveal Debate
27:10 Should You Find Out The Baby’s Gender?
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions.
From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy…
The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for.
If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some).
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00:00 Introduction
01:00 Outrageous Nicknames
04:30 The “Snapchat” Joke
08:10 Is Going To The Cinema Alone Weird?
10:00 Pete’s Solo Tapas Confession
12:00 Midlife Crisis Accusations
14:10 Kids & Flight Hacks
16:30 Kids Say The Funniest Things
18:00 Football Opinions Get Heated
21:00 Celebrity Encounters
25:00 Bathroom Etiquette Debate
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and has become absolutely obsessed with swimming, which Abbey is convinced is just proof he’s embracing his inner old man in the pool. Abbey also tells us all about her very glamorous day out at Fulham where she enjoyed oysters, pancakes and a full English in the brand new Riverside hospitality stand, although she admits it might not be the most authentic football experience. Things quickly heat up when Abbey calls Peter out for secretly adding things to the family diary, leaving her to juggle four school runs and a mysterious training challenge she’s currently preparing for. In the Agony Abs, a listener writes in with a bizarre dilemma as her neighbour appears to be slowly stealing her cat, which leads to a hilarious debate about whether cats actually choose their owners and what you should do when your pet starts spending more time next door than at home. Elsewhere, the pair chat about luxury barber experiences, the worst haircut Peter ever had thanks to his dad, Harry Styles’ accent, WhatsApp stress and the couple’s ongoing battle with modern family logistics.
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00:00 Introduction
02:30 Peter’s swimming obsession
05:00 Abbey’s fancy Fulham experience
08:53 Abbey’s secret training challenge
10:30 The family diary row
14:45 Agony Ab: “My neighbour is stealing my cat”
17:13 The runaway cat and pet detective story
19:12 Abbey’s most hated animal
21:03 The dog adoption videos debate
25:26 Abbey forgets Jack at the barbers
27:06 Why haircuts are so awkward
29:18 Peter’s worst haircut ever
30:00 Harry Styles and celebrity chat
42:22 The mystery rapper debate
44:58 Ballet, opera and preserving the arts
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions and sharing some of the most chaotic stories from their week.
Abbey reveals a terrifying experience driving down the winding roads of Box Hill, despite having a serious fear of heights. With a sheer drop beside the road, cars piling up behind her and the kids in the back, the pressure quickly became overwhelming as she tried to navigate one of the narrowest roads she’s ever driven.
Peter also finds himself under fire as Abbey recalls another recent car journey with him behind the wheel, comparing the experience to the Wolf of Wall Street boat scene thanks to some rather aggressive acceleration and braking.
The team also tackle some of your questions, including a sticky dating situation where a listener may have complicated his love life after getting a barmaid’s number… only to realise she’s friends with his new girlfriend.
Plus there’s discussion around relationship “wine therapy”, whether sitting down with a glass of wine actually helps solve arguments or just makes things worse, the ultimate wine vs beer debate, and some hilarious ideas for the kids’ next fancy dress outfits.
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00:00 Introduction
01:00 Dog Chaos & Early Morning Wake Ups
03:00 Abbey vs Peter Driving Debate
04:40 Abbey’s Terrifying Box Hill Drive
09:40 Who Is Actually the Worst Driver?
14:30 Dating Dilemma: Two Barmaids Problem
19:30 Dating Multiple People Debate
23:00 Honesty vs Lying in Relationships
25:25 Wine Therapy Gone Wrong
28:50 Kids Dressing Up as Peter Crouch
33:00 Easter Book Joke & Outro
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