- 25 minutes 39 secondsPeter Crouch: “I Didn’t Sign Up For This” — Home Style Debate
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re back for another Ask Me Anything and things get unexpectedly heated… over PAINT. Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into a listener dilemma about kitchen colours, which quickly spirals into a full-blown debate on Abbey’s obsession with the infamous “bone” shade. From “50 shades of bone” to Peter questioning his entire marriage contract, it’s chaos from the start.
Abbey leans into her interior design expertise, dropping surprisingly detailed recommendations (and proving she definitely knows her stuff), while Peter isn’t entirely convinced—especially when talk turns to gold floral wallpaper and dream living rooms. The pair clash over style, money, and what really matters when building a home, leading to a deeper conversation about whether a house is just a house… or something much more meaningful.
Plus, the gang answer your questions on relationships, from navigating design disagreements with your partner to planning the perfect 15-year anniversary without breaking the bank—featuring some seriously tempting travel tips (Greece might be calling…). Expect laughs, honesty, and a glimpse into how differently couples can see the same life decisions.
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00:00 Introduction
02:20 Kitchen Colour Dilemma & “Bone” Debate
05:30 Abbey’s Interior Design Tips
07:30 Dream Home Disagreements
09:45 Passion vs “High Maintenance”
10:45 What Makes a House a Home?
12:10 Beds, Sleep & Luxury Must-Haves
13:00 15-Year Anniversary Dilemma
14:00 Budget Travel & Greece Recommendations
18:00 Relationships, Marriage & What Matters
23:00 Final Thoughts & Outro
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7 May 2026, 5:00 am - 47 minutes 57 secondsYou Had Fun? Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal trip rolls on as the gang battle through hangovers, questionable decisions and some seriously strong opinions on relationships. After a heavy night, the boys are feeling it as they dive into everything from airport pints and junk food cravings to the strange “punishment” dynamic that can creep into relationships after having a bit too much fun.
Things quickly spiral into one of the funniest and most chaotic ick discussions yet – including a barber chair moment that might just be the greatest ick of all time. The team also tackle your dilemmas, from navigating life after a breakup to whether giving your ex money after winning the lottery makes you a terrible person… or just a decent human being.
Plus, in Am I The A**hole, things get heated as the group debate workplace drama, relationship boundaries and the fine line between banter and going too far.
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00:00 Introduction / Hangover Fallout
01:42 Service Station Food & Matcha Rant
04:04 Bovril, Football & Stadium Rules
06:28 Random Chat & Set-Up
07:05 You Had Fun? Now You’re Punished
10:15 Listener Messages Begin
10:46 Barber Chair Story (All-Time Moment)
13:40 “That’s What I Do” & Tangents
16:22 Agony Ab: Newly Single Advice
19:50 Transition / Segment Change
20:00 Am I The A**hole Returns
20:31 Lottery Win & Ex-Wife Drama
23:50 Debate: Is He In The Wrong?
25:45 “Tig Bitties” Story
28:15 Naming Kids & Inappropriate Jokes
28:20 Workplace Drama: Slim vs Chunky
32:00 Body Comments Debate
34:30 Escalation / Final Thoughts on Topic
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5 May 2026, 5:00 am - 19 minutes 35 secondsAbbey and Peter Reveal Why Food Abroad Tastes Better | Ask Me Anything!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal Series continues with another chaotic Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter answer your questions and accidentally reveal some huge family plans.
The couple open up about deciding to move house after ten years, why they’re ready for a fresh chapter, and Abbey’s dream of more land, animals, growing vegetables and creating the ultimate family home. Peter also gives his honest take on Abbey wanting what sounds suspiciously like a private compound.
Elsewhere, the pair discuss dream homes, luxury interiors, tattoos, terrible cooking disasters and why men simply cannot resist touching things as they walk past them.
There’s also a touching message from a listener whose week was made easier during a difficult hospital stay thanks to the podcast.
Expect laughs, honesty, relationship chaos and classic Therapy Crouch energy throughout.
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00:00 Introduction
00:45 Easter Bunny Chaos
03:10 We’re Moving House
04:30 Abbey’s Compound Plan
06:00 Why Food Tastes Better Abroad
09:00 Cooking Disaster Stories
13:00 Tattoos Debate
16:20 Dream Home Must-Haves
18:35 Emotional Listener Message
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30 April 2026, 5:00 am - 54 minutes 57 secondsAbbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for part two of their sunny getaway, but there’s no peace and quiet in sight. Abbey wastes no time exposing Peter for turning the family holiday into a full-blown sports tour, with golf, paddle, football and post-match beers all somehow making the itinerary ahead of family time. Peter, naturally, insists it’s all part of his passion for sport.
The couple then get into a surprisingly honest and hilarious debate about why football brings men together so easily, and whether women have anything that creates the same kind of instant bond. Peter reflects on his emotional return to Liverpool for the Legends match and why sport has always been his escape, while Abbey explains exactly why golf sends her over the edge.
Later on, things descend into total chaos with a Portugal-themed quiz involving capitals, custard tarts and some wildly confident wrong answers. Sunshine, arguments, emotional moments and complete nonsense… just another day on The Therapy Crouch.
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Plus, more holiday dilemmas, in this episode Abbey and Pete welcome back listeners Lana and Jeanette, to help them plan their TUI holiday. Booking T&Cs apply. ATOL and ABTA protected.
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00:00 Introduction
03:00 Peter’s Injury & Competitive Nature
08:40 Why Liverpool Means So Much
14:03 Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Holiday Behaviour
16:25 Why Men Bond Over Football
27:21 Abbey vs Peter On Golf
30:43 Sport & Mental Health
32:18 “Look… It’s Dusk” Chaos
45:14 The Portugal Quiz Begins
51:00 Capitals Challenge Meltdown
54:58 Outro
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28 April 2026, 5:00 am - 25 minutes 11 secondsThe First Portugal Episode Gets VERY Honest
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and the team kick off the very first special Portugal Series with a chaotic Ask Me Anything episode from sunny Portugal. What starts as a simple Q&A quickly turns into classic Therapy Crouch madness as the gang discuss holiday packing disasters, bringing 12 suitcases but somehow forgetting the essentials, and the reality of family life abroad.
Abbey and Peter also get brutally honest about parenting four children, whether boys are harder work than girls, and how they divide the madness of school runs, clubs and everyday family life. Abbey gives a rare insight into what her work days actually look like, from shoots and brand deals to juggling home life and total chaos behind the scenes.
Elsewhere, the team debate why the phrase “body count” is one of the worst modern terms around, reveal their funniest relationship banter, and somehow end up discussing underwear, dressing gowns and karaoke.
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00:00 Introduction From Portugal
07:03 We Brought 12 Cases… Forgot Everything
08:32 Are Boys Harder Than Girls? Parenting Four Kids Chaos
12:11 Why “Body Count” Is The Worst Term Ever
17:30 Listener Game Gets Out Of Control
18:30 Tyson & Paris Fury Singing Reaction
21:07 What Does Abbey Actually Do? Honest Answer
23:16 School Runs, Clubs & Real Family Life
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23 April 2026, 5:00 am - 39 minutes 59 secondsLove, Sleep & Saying “No”! Abbey and Peter Clash Over Relationship Habits, Parenting & Dream Days!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with their usual mix of honesty, chaos and laugh-out-loud moments as they dive into the realities of relationships and family life.
Things kick off with Abbey’s “weekly whine” as she calls out Peter’s inability to say “no”—leading to confusing messages, overcomplicated situations and a few relationship frustrations. Peter hits back, claiming he’s just trying not to offend people, sparking a relatable debate about communication styles in relationships.
We also hear about a disastrous night’s sleep thanks to Abbey’s beloved Calm app, as Peter reveals how a relaxing meditation voice actually leaves him wide awake. From there, things spiral into bedtime chaos after the pair fall asleep watching TV and wake up to a completely different (and slightly traumatic) show.
The conversation turns more heartfelt as they discuss Mother’s Day, expectations around appreciation, and whether love should be shown every day rather than saved for special occasions. Plus, they open up about the realities of parenting—juggling kids of different ages, losing their weekends, and finding ways to keep the whole family entertained.
Later in the episode, Abbey plans Peter’s ultimate dream day—from luxury holidays to golf and unrealistic travel plans—before things take a hilarious turn in the kitchen as they argue over how to properly make a jacket potato.
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00:00 Introduction
01:45 Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” – “You Can’t Say No”
04:10 Easter Trip Chaos & The New Puppy
06:40 “This Ruined My Sleep” – Calm App Disaster
08:40 Falling Asleep To TV Gone Wrong
12:15 Mother’s Day Debate – Are These Days Overrated?
14:45 Parenting Reality – Weekends Aren’t Ours
16:45 One-on-One Time With Kids
18:40 Holiday Arguments & Relationship Dynamics
19:50 Peter’s Dream Day Planned
24:00 Food Preferences & Relationship Compromises
27:15 Jacket Potato Cooking Debate
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21 April 2026, 5:00 am - 31 minutes 41 seconds“That Crossed The Line” This Message Changes Everything | Ask Me Anything!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Gaz are back answering your dilemmas and things get very real, very quickly.
The gang react to a shocking message between a boyfriend and his coworker that has Abbey firmly calling it out as cheating, while Pete questions whether there’s any grey area at all. It sparks a heated debate on boundaries, flirting and when it’s time to walk away.
We also hear an incredible proposal story involving a surprise appearance in Rio that feels straight out of a film, before Abbey and Pete share their honest advice on weddings, relationships and what actually matters after years together.
Elsewhere, there’s plenty of chaos as the team unpack “icks,” awkward public fails, and the moments that can instantly change how you see your partner. From heroic saves to total disasters, it’s safe to say not everyone comes out looking good…
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00:00 Introduction
02:30 Packing Chaos
06:15 Coworker Message Drama
08:00 “That’s Cheating” Debate
11:30 Surprise Rio Proposal
14:20 Wedding Advice
17:30 Grindr Dilemma
20:30 Cheating vs Identity
22:00 Public “Ick” Moment
24:00 Hero vs Fail
27:00 The “Ick” Debate
30:00 Final Thoughts
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16 April 2026, 5:00 am - 52 minutes 35 secondsNearlyWeds Hosts Molly & Tom Admit Hosting A Podcast Is A “Completely Different” Game
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re joined by Love Island All Stars winners Molly and Tom, who are swapping villa life for the podcast world as the new hosts of the NearlyWeds podcast.
We dive into what it’s really like going from reality TV to hosting your own show, with Molly and Tom admitting that podcasting is a “whole different ballgame” and has actually forced them to sit down, communicate and properly plan their wedding (whether Tom likes it or not…).
The pair open up on life after Love Island, why real life is the true test of a relationship, and how moving in together immediately might not be as crazy as it sounds. Plus, we get into the chaos of wedding planning, from emotional dress shopping to guest list dilemmas and everything in between.
Elsewhere, Abbey and Pete are back with their usual madness, from early morning conspiracy theories and nuclear bunker debates to listener dilemmas and some questionable workplace nicknames.
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00:00 Introduction
02:00 Morning Anxiety & Bunker Talk
05:30 Life Perspective & COVID Reflections
07:15 Listener Nicknames
09:20 Parenting Dilemma
12:20 Molly & Tom Join The Show
14:30 Starting Their Podcast
17:00 Love Island Journey
18:45 Life After The Show
21:00 Football vs Fame
23:30 Public Pressure
24:50 Relationship Advice
26:00 Proposal Story
28:00 Wedding Planning Chaos
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14 April 2026, 5:00 am - 22 minutes 24 secondsAbbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Debate Body Count – “You Don’t Need To Know”
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full blown Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter dive head first into your dilemmas, debates and downright chaotic questions. From friendship group fallouts over whether partners should be allowed on girls trips, to the awkward truth about reading your partner’s private messages, nothing is off limits.
The pair also tackle the ultimate relationship grey areas including whether “body count” conversations are ever a good idea (spoiler: they’re not), and why some things are better left unsaid. Plus, we get a hilarious breakdown of the biggest “icks” that instantly kill attraction — from oversized gin glasses to questionable fashion choices.
There’s also a surprisingly passionate debate about old-school names dying out (RIP Gary), Abbey’s brutal take on men who can’t do keepy ups, and Peter setting a bold challenge to turn Abby into a football freestyler in just two weeks.
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00:00 Introduction
01:30 “Ask Me Anything” Begins
03:00 Are We Losing “Garys”?
05:00 Girls Trip Drama – Can Partners Come?
07:00 Funniest People & Why Humor Matters
10:00 Would You Read Your Partner’s Messages?
12:00 Keepy Uppy Icks & Football Challenge
15:00 Ultimate Relationship Icks
18:00 Body Count Debate – Should You Ask?
21:30 Final Thoughts & Outro
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9 April 2026, 5:00 am - 56 minutes 54 secondsEmily & Peter Andre On Love, Family & The Story That Brought Them Together
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are joined by the one and only Peter Andre and his incredible wife Dr. Emily Andre for a hilarious, honest and surprisingly deep conversation about fame, family life and everything in between.
Pete takes us back 30 years to the moment “Mysterious Girl” became a global hit, opening up about the highs, the ego, and the unexpected backlash that came with fame — including why he suddenly stopped taking his shirt off and how it completely changed the way people treated him. He also shares the story behind his brand new “Legacy” album, featuring remastered classics, brand new tracks and some huge collaborations from around the world.
Emily gives us a real insight into balancing life as a doctor, a mum of three and being married to one of the most recognisable faces in British pop culture — including what it’s actually like holding down the fort while Pete is away touring.
We also get into how the couple first met (and it involves a hospital visit you won’t believe), parenting across different ages, the realities of long-term relationships and why communication has completely changed Pete’s outlook as a dad.
Plus, there’s plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos — from cooking disasters and naked dancing to brutally honest relationship moments that every couple will recognise.
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00:00 Introduction
04:07 Welcoming Peter & Emily Andre
05:33 Touring Life & “Home Is More Full On”
08:27 30 Years Of “Mysterious Girl” & New Album
11:18 Iconic Music Videos & Behind The Scenes
14:13 Legacy Album, Collaborations & Touring Again
17:45 How Peter & Emily Andre First Met
18:42 Relationship Beginnings & Asking Permission
19:06 Parenting, Kids & Growing Up Fast
23:08 Emily’s Career As A Doctor
24:00 Writing Books & Life With Kids
28:13 The Tampon Story (How Pete Learned The Hard Way)
30:28 Fan Questions Begin
33:00 Relationships, Marriage & Long-Term Love
38:00 Family Life, Balance & Career Pressures
43:00 Parenting Challenges & Modern Family Life
48:00 Looking Back On Career & Lessons Learned
53:00 Final Thoughts & Reflections
56:30 Outro
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7 April 2026, 5:00 am - 18 minutes 54 secondsAsk Me Anything! “Hangover” Weddings, Relationship Regrets & Brutal Advice!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special!
Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest, funniest and most brutally honest dilemmas — from wardrobe chaos and hoarding habits to parenting rules that divide households everywhere.
Things quickly take a turn as we get into your Agony Abs, including a heartbreaking story of a listener who pushed his partner away after secretly discovering fertility issues, and now wants to win her back. We also hear from someone determined to turn their boyfriend into their very own “project”, plus a bedroom dilemma that definitely takes the biscuit.
There’s friendship drama, relationship ruts, and the age-old question of how to keep the spark alive when life starts getting in the way.
It’s honest, chaotic and full of laughs… exactly how an AMA should be.
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00:00 Introduction
00:40 Wardrobe Chaos & Hoarding Realisations
02:10 “You Don’t Need All This Stuff”
04:05 The “Knickers” Debate
05:45 Parenting Rules & Mealtime Battles
08:50 Sponsor Break
09:05 Singapore Stories & Travel Chat
11:35 Britain’s Next Top Model Throwbacks
13:55 Ask Me Anything Begins
15:30 “Lawless” Wedding Stories
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