The Therapy Crouch

Tall or Nothing

Tall or Nothing

  • 35 minutes 44 seconds
    50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are letting loose with another Ask Me Anything special!


    Abbey shares her latest travel disaster, from missing clothes to margarita-fueled airport chaos, while Peter dives into a shocking statistic—apparently, 50% of young men have never asked a woman out in person?! The couple debates whether modern dating has officially killed chivalry and relives the pure terror of making a house phone call to ask someone out back in the day.


    In Agony Abs, a listener wonders whether she should warn her ex’s new girlfriend about his shocking web of lies, and another seeks advice on helping her son handle school bullies. Peter gets personal about his own childhood struggles, offering some brutally honest words of wisdom for anyone facing criticism.


    Want Abbey & Peter’s advice? Leave your questions in the comments or DM them to be featured in the next Ask Me Anything!


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    00:00 – Intro

    01:16 – Abbey’s first solo airport experience

    04:53 – The Blur documentary

    08:04 – True or false headlines

    13:49 – Squat for a bus ticket?!

    15:57 – Engagement ring size & divorce

    18:43 – Should you warn your ex’s new girlfriend?

    24:48 – Harsh realities of childhood bullying

    26:35 – Household chores

    28:10 – Bed making

    30:52 – Peter’s bidet experience

    34:08 – Confident kids—Abbey & Peter’s advice


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    20 February 2025, 6:30 am
  • 57 minutes
    Jordan Stephens on ADHD, Fame & Finding Himself on The Therapy Crouch!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the ever-entertaining Jordan Stephens—one-half of Rizzle Kicks, author, and all-around creative force. 


    Jordan gets candid about his journey through heartbreak, therapy, and self-discovery, revealing the deeply personal experiences that shaped his new book. From toxic breakups and wild retreats to Brazil, to the unbreakable bond between humans and their dogs, Jordan’s reflections strike a perfect balance between raw emotion and hilarious storytelling.


    The trio also dive into the quirks of modern relationships, road rage-induced meltdowns, and the age-old debate over serving food on wooden boards. 


    Plus, in the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter tackle a listener’s relationship dilemma about a boyfriend who acts single in public—red flag or just a different love language?


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    00:00 Introduction

    04:22 Balancing Boundaries

    07:03 Staying Sober

    13:17 Keeping Creative

    16:46 ADHD

    20:43 Weekly Whine Club

    24:59 The Truth Hurts

    32:47 Book Club

    37:39 Agony Abs


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    18 February 2025, 6:30 am
  • 29 minutes 23 seconds
    ‘Why Did He Lie?!’ Abbey Is Left VERY Unimpressed By One of Our Listeners, Therapy Crouch #AMA

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey is left very unimpressed by a listener admission who has gone to great lengths to hide an upcoming golf trip from his loving life partner, leaving her pondering….why did he lie?!


    Abbey and Peter also ponder what makes a shabby zone acceptable when it comes to the great outdoors, and we hear some of Peter’s favourite Stoke City memories.


    And hang around until the end, where Abbey and Peter give their final verdict on what makes the perfect no alcoholic beverage this hot girl winter…. 


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    00:00 Intro

    06:34 First Impressions

    09:24 Peter's Stoke City Memories

    12:48 Social med

    22:31Agony Abs



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    14 February 2025, 6:00 am
  • 36 minutes 28 seconds
    Love Is In The Air! Abbey and Peter Talk Romance, Valentine’s Day Disasters and Hot RODENT Boyfriends!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is in the air on the podcast as Abbey and Peter talk all things romance ahead of Valentine’s day this Friday. 


    Peter is spitting facts and stats as he enlightens us on the history and traditions behind Valentine’s Day as well as some of the surprising spending habits of lovebirds around the globe. 


    We also hear some of your guys’ valentines day disasters including an awkward dinner encounter with an ex and what to do when your thoughtful(ish) gifts backfire spectacularly. 


    In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is concerned her ‘hot rodent’ taste in men is going to leave her in the lurch as well as advice on how to handle a parent’s midlife crisis!


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    00:00 Introduction

    05:20 Valentine's Day Disasters

    11:20 Valentine's Day Fun Facts

    18:31 Love Around the World

    22:22 "Hot Rodent" Boyfriend

    26:32 Social Media Parenting

    32:00 Midlife Crisis Fashion and Flirting


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    11 February 2025, 6:30 am
  • 28 minutes 3 seconds
    Abbey Reacts to her SHOCKING WikiFEET Rating! Ft Salmon Sperm Facials #AMA

    On today’s edition of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, there is drama on the couch as Abbey reacts to her shocking ‘WikiFEET’ rating and an even bigger surprise as Peter discovers he has a dedicated fan page too!!


    The gang also touch upon their self care routines, and Abbey addresses the current trend of ’Salmon Sperm Facials’ that are all the range in tinseltown at the moment. 


    The ever confident crouchy also gives his verdict on whether he would be able to land a plane in an emergency situation, and Abbey is on hand for a mother-to-be listener whose morning sickness is ruining her pregnancy! 


    And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter reveal the recent parenting hack that has turned their lives around… 


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    00:00 Introduction

    04:14 True Romance 

    07:41 Underated Undies

    11:37 Online Dating

    13:29 Managing Morning Sickness

    15:02 Wikifeet 

    19:02 Travelling with Kids

    23:18 (Not So) Gentle Parenting


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    6 February 2025, 6:00 am
  • 41 minutes 41 seconds
    ‘It Was Unjust, I’m STILL not Over It!’ Abbey’s Biggest Grudge Revealed!!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the slopes on their first ever ski trip and are still feeling the effects from their Apres Antics!


    In the weekly whine club, Abbey reveals her biggest celebrity grudge after being unfairly kicked off last year’s cooking with the stars - the injustice!


    We also hear all the goss from the big man’s birthday, after he selfishly decided to do exactly what he wanted on his own big day!


    And stay tuned for the Weekly Whine Club and Agony Abs, where we hear from a listener whose partner’s scruffy cooking antics is driving the to distraction as well as from an office worker who needs advice on how to deal with the office kiss a** who keeps giving her opinions even when they aren’t wanted! 


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    00:00 Intro

    03:12 Family

    05:31 Weekly Whine Club

    08:17 Coffee Culture

    14:30 Apres Abbey

    20:06 Style over Substance

    23:55 Chinese New Year

    28:58 Agony Abs


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    4 February 2025, 6:00 am
  • 29 minutes 3 seconds
    ‘Can This Marriage Even SURVIVE?!’ When Tomfoolery Goes WRONG! #AMA

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back in action answering the nation’s burning questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days!


    We hear from a husband who is unsure if his marriage can even survive after his shabba tomfoolery has caught the ire of his suffering wife and left him in the doghouse. 


    Abbey and Peter also contemplate what they would name the other’s biography if ever given the opportunity and the Clance takes a walk down memory lane when remembering her pregnancy journals 


    And stay tuned for the return of Abbey’s dreaded ‘would you rather’ style questions where your favourite pair contemplate life in a post apocalyptic world where pig human hybrids rule the streets


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    00:00 Introduction 

    06:34 Super Ally

    09:37 Telly picks

    12:45 Makeup tips

    14:45 Walking Tall

    18:11 Would You Rather

    20:41 Epidural Please

    23:37 Cool Cars



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    30 January 2025, 6:30 am
  • 50 minutes 29 seconds
    ‘You’ve Got an ADDICTION!’ Crouchy Calls Out Abbey’s Shopping Sprees


    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it is a family first for Peter and Abbey as recent events in the household have forced them to hold their first ever family meeting! 


    Abbey rocking a rather eye catching Canadian tuxedo on today’s record, hears from a listener who is determined to get her in some Denim ski-wear next time they hit the slopes! 


    As we head ever closer to the end of January, Abbey and Peter also have a little reflective time on how they have started 2025, as well as getting ready for Peter’s Big Birthday Bonanza in the next couple of days. 


    The gang also tease the idea of setting up their own dating agency, exclusively for our listeners after one of our unlucky-in-love listener’s bemoans the fact all she can get at the moment is a non committal situationship!


    And stick around until the end, as we have a very special update for all of you who were just dying to know how Abbey’s ‘boring brother texts’ played out last week after her attempts to convince her dad she didn’t recognise and ICONIC Liverpool landmark


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    00:00 Introduction

    04:53 Fashionistas!

    06:02 Double Denim

    09:02 Sick Skiing, Bruh

    14:09 Birthday Bonanza

    16:47 Abbey’s Addictions

    23:32 January Roundup

    26:21 Boring Brother Texts

    32:28Situationships

    37:28 Honeymoon Bliss

    43:55 Therapy Crouch Goes Dating!



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    28 January 2025, 6:30 am
  • 32 minutes 19 seconds
    ‘Your Favourite Memory of Me Is……SOMEONE ELSE?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Greatest Hits

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are reliving some of their best (and worst) moments together over the past 20 years! 


    Abbey drops the bombshell that her favourite memory of Peter revolves completely around somebody else, and Peter reveals his proudest achievement during his high school glory days, spoiler alert it isn’t anything academic!


    We also lay down some Therapy Crouch ground rules of where and when a shabby is acceptable after one of our listeners hubby’s went a little gung ho with his trigger finger after she picked up a nasty injury….


    And hang around until the end, where Abbey and Pete give their final verdict on the Liverpool vs London debate!


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    00:00 Intro

    05:08 Shabba Etiquette

    09:23 Trippin

    14:17 Health is Wealth

    18:58 Caring or Controlling?

    20:35 All About the CONFIDENCE!

    23:37 Trendy Pete

    29:19 Liverpool or London?


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    23 January 2025, 6:30 am
  • 59 minutes 16 seconds
    ‘I Literally BURST into TEARS’ Peter’s Party Planning Takes a Dramatic Turn

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are giving the debrief on Abbey’s recent birthday celebrations, which took a dramatic turn and left the birthday girl in floods of tears!!


    Abbey who wants to leave no doubt that she is still down with the kids even at the grand old age of 39, reveals just what apps the Gen Zers are using when stalking their other halves


    Your favourite comedy duo also take a look at some of the double standards that have traditionally plagued even the strongest of relationships! Pete discusses how men’s appearances are fair game for ridicule even in 2025 whilst Abbey calls out Pete for expecting a father of the year award for looking after his own kids! 


    And hang around for the Agony Ab section, where a listener whose husbands denture denial is driving her to distraction, as well as from another listener who is concerned her boyfriend may never take the plunge and pop the question on everyone’s mind


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    00:00 Introduction 

    04:30 Surprise Success

    08:02 Personal Preferences

    11:29 Childhood Nostalgia

    13:29 Car Cleanliness 

    19:17 Weekly Whine Club

    28:14 Subscribe!

    39:05 Double Standards

    45:07 Bill Please

    50:31 Agony Abs


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    21 January 2025, 6:30 am
  • 27 minutes 34 seconds
    “Just DIVORCE Each Other?!” Peter Goes SAVAGE on Ask Me Anything Advice

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the couch answering all your weird, wonderful and sometimes wacky questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days. 


    In the bleak midwinter of January, Abbey and Peter are on hand to give you some motivational tips on staying on track with your New Year’s resolutions, and Peter comes to the rescue with a very innovative way to keep yourself going on that dreaded treadmill!


    We also hear from a listener, whose recent discovery regarding dangling earlobes almost ended up in DIVORCE and Abbey and Peter discuss their upcoming ski trip. 


    And stay tuned for the end, where Ross’ very surprising revelation of how he spends his Friday nights leaves Peter and Abbey SPEECHLESS!


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    00:00 Introduction

    02:10 Great Guests

    03:59 Ibrox

    09:18 Ski Trip

    13:46 Balancing Act

    17:33 Parental Planning

    19:24 Get Fit!

    23:12 Hot Girl Fridays!

    25:14 Dangling or Fixed?


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    For more from Peter


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    16 January 2025, 6:30 am
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