- 56 minutes 33 secondsAmerica Shocked Peter & Abbey... We Couldn't Believe It!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined for another hilarious chat as they dive into the emotional rollercoaster of parenting, from the kids' dramatic new haircuts to realising they're picking up more Scouse than ever before.
The gang also discuss bizarre sleep talking, Peter opens up about dealing with nasal polyps during his football career, and the surprising realities of being best man at a wedding. Later on, the conversation turns to smart homes, whether technology is making family life easier or harder, and the culture shocks of travelling around America, from enormous food portions to tipping etiquette.
As always, there's plenty of laughs, relatable parenting moments and honest conversations along the way.
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00:00 Introduction
02:20 The Kids' New Haircuts
10:50 They've Gone Full Scouse
17:00 Sleep Talking Confessions
18:15 Peter Opens Up About Polyps
24:40 Why Being Best Man Is So Hard
32:05 Are Smart Homes Worth It?
34:00 Kids, Phones & Old School Games
38:30 American Culture Shocks
40:55 US Food Portions & Tipping Debate
53:30 What We'll Talk About Next Week
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28 July 2026, 5:00 am - 12 minutes 26 secondsAbbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women?
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in New York for another chaotic Ask Me Anything, and this week's questions spark conversations that go absolutely everywhere.
The pair kick things off by joking about being reunited after travelling, with Abbey admitting she's officially decided she can't cope with single parenting, while Peter cheekily negotiates a "week on, week off" arrangement.
One listener asks Abbey for advice ahead of giving birth, leading to an honest chat about their own labour experiences, planned inductions, epidurals and the one thing Peter kept doing that drove Abbey absolutely mad while she was stuck in hospital. Peter also attempts to explain oxytocin... with predictably disastrous results.
Elsewhere, the pair react to one of the funniest listener confessions yet, involving a very drunk son, the wrong bedroom and an unforgettable wake-up call that had everyone in stitches.
Plus, Abbey and Peter weigh in on whether having loads of mirrors in your bedroom is a genuine relationship red flag, debate whether men are actually more vain than women, and Abbey exposes Peter's bizarre habit of practising his golf swing completely naked after getting out of the shower.
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00:00 - Welcome back to another NYC Ask Me Anything
00:35 - Abbey admits she doesn't want to be a single parent
01:02 - Peter jokes about week-on, week-off parenting
01:38 - Listener asks Abbey for labour and birth advice
02:20 - C-section vs natural birth and preparing for labour
02:52 - Peter completely misunderstands oxytocin
03:24 - Did Peter help... or annoy Abbey during labour?
03:40 - Why all of their births were carefully planned
04:12 - Abbey explains why football dictated delivery dates
04:34 - Peter's biggest labour wind-up revealed
05:06 - Nando's, pizza and making a starving Abbey jealous
05:28 - Peter praises Abbey after giving birth
06:12 - Would Abbey have another baby?
06:34 - Sienna Miller, older mums and Rice Krispies jokes
06:46 - Listener's hilarious drunk son confession
07:05 - Climbing into mum's bed completely naked
07:32 - The missing phone makes the story even worse
08:13 - Abbey and Peter react to the unbelievable confession
08:52 - Is having loads of bedroom mirrors a red flag?
09:18 - How long is too long to stare at yourself?
09:46 - Abbey admits her brother loves his reflection
10:10 - Are men actually more vain than women?
10:41 - Love Island, gym culture and mirror habits
11:00 - Peter's hilarious opinion of himself
11:15 - Abbey exposes Peter's naked golf swing routine
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23 July 2026, 5:00 am - 24 minutes 55 secondsAbbey & Peter REUNITE In New York! Airport Mistake, Matt Healy Tattoo & An UNFORGIVABLE Wedding Snub
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are FINALLY back together — this time recording from the middle of New York City after weeks apart — but the reunion gets off to an unforgettable start.
Abbey reveals the nightmare journey that almost stopped her family from making it to the US after an ESTA mistake at the airport. Things only get worse when Sophia accidentally says the one word you should never mention to American immigration officers, whilst an abandoned suitcase causes panic in passport control, their driver gives up and leaves without them, and Abbey ends up in tears after one disaster after another.
Meanwhile, Peter shares what it was like returning to the England camp during the World Cup to receive his Legacy Cap from Harry Kane, while the pair compare life in Portugal and New York, discuss why Americans might just be the friendliest people in the world, and debate whether Gas has picked up a suspicious new accent.
Elsewhere, a listener uncovers a bizarre Peter Crouch football collectible, Gaz explains how he ended up getting tattooed by Matty Healy from The 1975 in a Los Angeles sports bar, and Peter reveals that somewhere out there a fan still has his signature as a tattoo.
Plus, Abbey and Peter tackle two Agony Abs: one listener who's devastated after being excluded from her partner's best friend's wedding, and another asking whether long-distance relationships can ever really work. After spending weeks apart themselves, the pair have plenty to say...
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00:00 - Abbey and Peter are finally reunited in New York
00:52 - Peter reflects on the World Cup and his Legacy Cap
02:20 - Abbey says goodbye to her rescued kittens
02:45 - The ESTA mistake nearly ruins the trip to America
03:22 - Sophia almost gets into serious trouble at US immigration
04:12 - Why saying "gun" at airport security causes panic
05:02 - The abandoned suitcase sparks fears
06:15 - Watching England at the World Cup abroad
07:05 - Recording The Therapy Crouch in noisy New York
07:53 - Abbey praises the Heathrow staff member who saved their trip
09:05 - Peter's favourite American cities and friendliest people
11:18 - The best food they've eaten in New York
12:50 - Abbey reveals the Crouchy football doll their kids completely destroyed
16:08 - Gaz reveals his Matty Healy tattoo story
17:45 - Peter someone has his signature tattooed on someone
18:54 - Agony Ab: Not invited to your partner's best friend's wedding
20:23 - Abbey and Peter debate whether the wedding snub is acceptable
21:13 - Long-distance relationships put to the test
22:17 - Abbey and Peter admit distance brings out the worst in them
23:20 - Why their relationship only works when they're together
24:07 - The episode ends with playful bickering and declarations of love
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21 July 2026, 5:00 am - 38 minutes 5 secondsOur Favourite Moments From Summer 2026 So Far - Portugal Edition!
This week we’re bringing you a little compilation of some of our favourite moments from Summer 2026 - all during Abbey & Peter’s family holiday to Portugal!
Stay tuned as we’ll be back soon with your regular Therapy Crouch shenanigans…
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Episodes included:
You Had Fun: Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQXcITXFeSw
Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxR78w6QoU
World’s Worst Job_ ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pENZHKXhnMk
Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7PxDjJeD9g
Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhTgxrWgDM
“You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUBGRR48YzY
Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KkGi-adA_U
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16 July 2026, 5:00 am - A quick word from The Therapy Crouch...
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter gives a brief update on the status on the show as England continue to proudly march on into the semi-finals of the FIFA World Cup 2026!
Sadly this means no therapy this week... sorry fans! We'll see you next Tuesday!
(And as a thank-you for your patience, a greatest hits episode will be wheeling it's way to you shortly!)
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13 July 2026, 11:44 pm - 24 minutes 53 secondsBedroom Fantasy Fails, wild Drunken Stories & Are Peter and Abbey Moving To Portugal?
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything, still separated by thousands of miles with Peter in LA covering the World Cup and Abbey holding the fort in Portugal.
The pair catch up on just how much they're missing each other, reveal when they'll finally be reunited, and answer the question everyone keeps asking about whether Portugal is now officially home.
Abbey also shares the latest update on her rescue kittens, including her slightly unconventional attempt at communicating with their mum by learning "cat language"… much to Peter's amusement. Meanwhile, Peter recounts one of the most ridiculous American food challenges he's ever seen, involving a giant sandwich, a professional eater and a technique that genuinely turns his stomach.
Elsewhere, the pair offer advice to one listener struggling to make friends in their twenties, discuss whether friendships naturally become easier later in life, and explain why men and women approach making plans so differently.
There's also a hilarious relationship dilemma after one listener's romantic fantasy exercise ends with perhaps the least romantic response imaginable, before the episode descends into complete chaos with one of the funniest drunken confessions ever sent into the podcast.
From mystery poos around the house to Peter revealing one of his mate's all-time worst drunken moments, it's a finale you'll never forget.
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00:00 - Welcome to another Ask Me Anything
00:41 - Abbey gives an update on the Portugal rescue kittens
01:28 - Abbey explains her "cat language" blinking technique
02:49 - Peter can't stop laughing at Abbey's cat communication
03:56 - Peter's unexpected FaceTime with a random little boy
04:49 - Peter's busy World Cup schedule and Mexico trip
05:12 - How much they're really missing each other apart
06:00 - Peter shares what life in LA has actually been like
06:47 - The ridiculous American food challenge
08:14 - The professional eater who demolished the giant sandwich
09:07 - Listener asks if the family has moved to Portugal for good
10:40 - Peter and Abbey reveal their plans to return to the UK
11:07 - Agony Ab: Is it harder to make friends in your twenties?
13:39 - Peter and Abbey explain how friendships change with age
15:00 - Why men and women make plans so differently
16:42 - A listener's romantic fantasy completely backfires
17:47 - Abbey gets called out over her own fantasy confession
18:55 - A listener admits she's dreamed about Peter and Abbey for years
19:49 - Peter recommends the TV series everyone is talking about
20:33 - The most unbelievable drunken confession ever sent in
21:16 - Mystery poos, coffee tables and total disbelief
22:14 - Peter admits he's witnessed similar drunken disasters
22:57 - "My mate p!ssed on his mum once…"
23:32 - Why drunken toilet accidents happen so often
24:18 - Final goodbyes and counting down until they're reunited
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9 July 2026, 5:30 am - 36 minutes 11 secondsKnob Shopping, Renovation Chaos & Abbey and Peter Face Their Biggest Parenting Challenge Yet…
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back together from opposite sides of the world, with Pete still in Los Angeles covering the Club World Cup while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal... and it's fair to say long distance is still bringing plenty of chaos.
The pair kick things off by catching up after time apart, with Peter showing off his questionable LA haircut before the conversation quickly spirals into expensive celebrity barbers, World Cup stories and Abbey receiving an unexpected history lesson on Maradona's infamous "Hand of God".
Elsewhere, Abbey opens up about a brand new parenting challenge as the couple navigate life with a 15-year-old daughter and the reality of teenage boys beginning to appear on the scene. They also tackle one listener's noisy partner, another whose role play was completely derailed by an overly committed builder delivering a full loft conversion quote, and revisit the legendary "lingerie crab" story after the couple write back with a surprising update... and some very happy news.
There's also a fiery renovation debate as Peter discovers more surprise bills arriving for their new house, admits his only contribution has been choosing the boilers, and accuses Abbey of going "knob shopping" without him.
Plus, Peter reflects honestly on life after professional football, why he rarely plays anymore despite still loving the game, whether they've already "peaked" in life, and why finding new passions has become more important than ever.
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00:00 - Intro
01:00 - Peter explains why every footballer ends up with the same World Cup haircut
02:25 - Expensive LA barbers
03:15 - World Cup excitement and talking about Kane’s goal
04:05 - Peter tells Abbey the full story of Maradona's infamous "Hand of God"
06:55 - Parenting worries begin as Abbey opens up
08:00 - The realities of teenage girls and navigating dating as parents
10:05 - World Cup moments and England excitement
11:00 - Peter's Weekly Whine: surprise renovation bills keep arriving from home
12:20 - Boilers, driveway lights and why Peter feels left out of designing the house
13:25 - Knob shopping
15:10 - Peter reveals the only part of the new house he actually wants control over
16:25 - Listener update: the famous "lingerie crab" mystery finally gets solved
18:15 - Engagement news after one of the podcast's strangest ever listener dilemmas
19:20 - Peter wearing women’s clothes and the conversation gets ridiculous
20:00 - Abbey's Love Island lookalike and Gaz’s invitation to a Fourth of July LA pool party
22:00 - Agony Ab: what do you do when your boyfriend is a bedroom screamer?
24:45 - Long distance life and why this week's episode became a catch-up instead
26:10 - Former athlete struggles: does Peter still miss playing professional football?
28:00 - Peter admits football frustrates him now and explains why he rarely plays
29:00 - Finding new passions through golf and life after football
30:00 - Have Peter and Abbey already "peaked" in life? An unexpectedly honest discussion
32:30 - Agony Ab: role play goes too far when a builder starts quoting for a loft conversion
34:00 - Peter pitches his own role play ideas... including an LAPD officer
35:10 - Wrapping up after another long-distance catch-up filled with chaos
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7 July 2026, 5:30 am - 25 minutes 49 secondsHall Passes, Pregnancy Rows & Why Peter Threw Sausages Out The Window
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back for another Ask Me Anything, still navigating long distance with Pete in LA and Abbey in Portugal, and the chaos starts almost immediately...
The pair kick things off with a debate about breaking news alerts, why the news is always so depressing, and whether the world desperately needs a "good news" channel instead. They then dive into a listener dilemma about moving out to the countryside, discussing teenage independence, parenting guilt and why neither of them would let their own kids walk anywhere alone these days.
Elsewhere, Peter and Abbey take a nostalgic trip back through their favourite childhood games, with Peter somehow admitting he left Abbey lying injured during a family game because he had to get back to the tree first!
There's also a hilarious discussion about celebrity hall passes after one listener accidentally named Abbey as his, before Peter and Abbey reveal their own celebrity crushes and debate whether hall passes should even exist in a marriage.
The couple also revisit one of their most infamous relationship rows involving wild boar sausages, pregnancy cravings and the "World's Best Prawn Sandwich", while another listener's dishwasher loading complaint sparks a surprisingly passionate debate about household chores and who actually knows the "correct" way to do them.
Plus, Peter becomes obsessed with the idea of growing vegetables like David Beckham, the pair dream about making homemade soups and chimichurri from their future garden, and one listener's romantic evening is completely derailed by... a sourdough timer.
There's also a heartfelt moment as Peter and Abbey send their love to listener Mark during his chemotherapy treatment, before ending the episode with a genuinely touching long-distance goodbye that reminds everyone just how much they miss being together.
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00:00 - Intro and bizarre opening conversation
00:28 - Ask Me Anything begins from LA and Portugal
00:53 - Breaking news interrupts the podcast
01:38 - Why the news is always so negative
02:18 - Family dilemma: move house or stay rural?
03:14 - Parenting guilt and giving teenagers independence
04:14 - Would they let their own children walk alone?
04:51 - Childhood games and playground nostalgia
05:43 - Hide and Seek, Bulldog and forgotten classics
06:15 - The new game everyone became obsessed with
06:56 - Peter leaves Abbey injured to win the game
07:20 - Celebrity hall pass dilemma from a listener
08:09 - Abbey and Peter reveal their celebrity crushes
09:12 - Hall pass rules and where the phrase comes from
10:43 - Emotional message for listener Mark during chemotherapy
12:18 - Pettiest reasons for ending relationships
13:05 - The pregnancy sausage argument returns
14:05 - The "World's Best Prawn Sandwich" disaster
15:10 - Abbey admits she ghosted someone on a date
16:18 - Peter's "dance van" pronunciation gets roasted
17:42 - Dishwasher loading wars between couples
18:40 - Peter's only official household chore
19:18 - David Beckham's vegetable garden inspires Peter
20:18 - Dreaming about home-grown food and batch cooking
21:20 - Romance interrupted by sourdough bread
22:10 - Parenting and trying to find time together
23:20 - Peter's least sexy relationship moment
24:18 - Bread making vs romance debate continues
25:02 - Sweet long-distance goodbye and family appreciation
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2 July 2026, 5:30 am - 43 minutes 12 secondsPeter & Abbey React to America's Wildest AITA Stories, Robot Deliveries and Dating Disasters…
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter is back in LA while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal, and long-distance life is proving just as chaotic as ever.
The pair kick things off by catching up across the time difference, with Pete walking into a house where everyone is ill while Abbey gives a dramatic update on her ever-growing cat family. What started as rescuing a few kittens has turned into full-blown Tiger King territory, complete with surprise attacks and daily battles just to clean their eyes.
Elsewhere, Peter reveals his biggest long-distance frustration, why time zones should be abolished forever, and the couple laugh about the strange ways they've celebrated birthdays and even delayed Christmas together when life got in the way.
There's also a brilliant listener debate about whether "I'm just going for one drink" has ever actually meant one drink, before the pair tackle some of the internet's most ridiculous ‘Am I The Asshole’ stories. From a man who demolished an entire four-foot party sandwich to a groom desperate to hide his brother's extremely graphic tattoo on his wedding day, the dilemmas only get more bizarre.
Plus, Pete is fascinated by LA's driverless delivery robots, Abbey explains why self-checkouts are killing conversation, and an Agony Ab involving a supposedly "dead" ex leaves everyone questioning what they would do in the same situation.
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00:00 - Pete flirts before the podcast starts
00:24 - Peter joins from LA as Abbey stays in Portugal
01:05 - Pete arrives to a house full of ill crew members
01:53 - Abbey's rescued kittens become complete chaos
03:42 - Tiger King comparisons and life with five kittens
04:28 - Pete misses Abbey but loves working in LA
05:05 - Abbey's sunrise horse ride nearly sends Pete to sleep
06:25 - Weekly whine: long distance and impossible time zones
07:50 - Pete jokes Abbey is too happy without him
09:00 - How they move anniversaries and even Christmas
10:04 - "One drink with the lads" never ends well
12:13 - Pete explains why men should stop promising one pint
16:03 - Listener compliments, fashion chat and modern dating
18:07 - Why the 90s were better than today
20:00 - Relationship ick: talking to your partner through the dog
22:24 - American AITA: the infamous 4-foot party sandwich
26:24 - Was eating the entire sandwich actually selfish?
29:53 - Dad tries forcing his 25-year-old girlfriend into every friendship group
34:27 - Wedding drama over a giant vagina tattoo
38:00 - Pete's mind is blown by LA delivery robots
39:40 - Why self-checkouts are ruining human interaction
41:25 - Agony Ab: is your girlfriend lying about her "dead" ex?
43:25 - Doppelganger debate and emotional long-distance goodbye
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30 June 2026, 8:09 am - 23 minutes 52 secondsPeter and Abbey Talk Long Distance Delusions, Comfort Knickers and The Return of Shabba!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything from Portugal and there is absolutely no shortage of chaos!
The pair kick things off by diving into the realities of being reunited after time apart, with Abbey admitting Peter has completely ruined the routine she’d finally managed to get in place while solo parenting. There’s also a fresh long-distance confession from producer Gaz, who reveals he took his girlfriend’s pants to LA for “comfort” only for them to be neatly folded by the housekeeper and left on full display in his room…
Elsewhere, Abbey and Peter discuss one listener’s boyfriend who insists on calling a Leeds-to-Manchester relationship “long distance”, whether ugly animals are actually the cutest pets of all, and why Abbey can’t stop rescuing tiny kittens in Portugal. There’s also a truly bizarre internet confession involving a sex act, a shout of “Shabba!” and an Alexa request for Mr Bombastic that completely derails the pod.
Plus, Abbey opens up about her Scouse identity, whether she’s become “too posh” for Liverpool, and the strange experience of sounding too Scouse in London but not Scouse enough back home!
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00:00 Introduction
02:20 G’s Long Distance Comfort Knickers
04:22 Abbey’s New Coconut Coffee Obsession
07:22 The Boyfriend Who Calls Leeds to Manchester ‘Long Distance’
09:28 Ugly Pets, Feral Cats and A Farm Podcast Invitation
12:17 Abbey’s Portugal Animal Rescue Update
15:17 The Shabba Bedroom Confession
18:04 Laughing With A Straight Face
19:01 Abbey on Being Scouse in London vs Liverpool
22:20 Abbey Plans G’s Makeover
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25 June 2026, 8:13 am - 41 minutes 14 secondsFather’s Day Chaos! Abbey Fosters Five Kittens, Gaz Burns His BALLS and a Listener’s Lingerie Confession!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are reunited in Portugal for a Father’s Day special… but as always, things go downhill fast!
Abbey reveals she’s somehow ended up fostering a wild cat and five tiny kittens after they were found abandoned in a dumpster, while Peter returns from LA only to be struck down by jet lag & a family vomit bug. Oh, and Gaz suffers one of the most unfortunate sunburn injuries we’ve ever heard on the pod!
The pair also tackle some of your Father’s Day dilemmas, from whether homemade cards are ever acceptable as an adult, to the horror of six-minute voice notes from dads who’ve discovered Facebook Marketplace.
In the Agony Abs, one listener gets in touch after walking in on her boyfriend wearing her lingerie over a full work suit while performing what can only be described as an interpretive crab dance around the bedroom… and honestly, it might be one of the most chaotic emails we’ve ever had!
Elsewhere, there’s more pelvic floor follow-up, Abbey and Peter debate slamming doors, wardrobe icks and car door etiquette, and Gaz admits what he’s missing most about football culture in the UK while out in the States.
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00:00 Introduction
01:12 Abbey Fosters A Wild Cat and Five Kittens
05:08 Father’s Day, Family Chaos and The Vomit Bug
07:35 Gaz's Insane Sunburn Story
11:48 Father’s Day Card Dilemmas
14:10 Dad Voice Notes and Facebook Marketplace Addiction
17:39 Pelvic Floor Follow-Up
20:28 Cupboard Slamming, Door Icks and Household Annoyances
24:05 Peter’s Ideal Father’s Day
25:42 Reuniting In Portugal After Time Apart
31:43 The Lingerie Crab Dance Email
38:31 Gaz's Football Culture Rant In America
40:28 Wrapping Up In Portugal
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