The Useless Hotline

The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke

Max & George run the Useless Hotline, a place where your questions can be answered no matter embracing, inappropriate or ridiculous they are!

1 hour 11 minutes

Are Max & George Firing Producer Calum??

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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
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Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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17 November 2024, 4:45 pm
42 minutes 14 seconds

Boys Discuss The Weirdest Mandella Affects and Discover the Greatest Athletes Of All Time

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
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Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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10 November 2024, 4:45 pm
1 hour 24 minutes

Max & George PAINT EACH OTHER

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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3 November 2024, 4:45 pm
57 minutes 50 seconds

The Boys Argue For 57 Minutes

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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27 October 2024, 4:45 pm
1 hour 5 minutes

The HALLOWEEN Episode - Conspiracy Theories, Doctor Who Role Play and more…

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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20 October 2024, 3:50 pm
1 hour 1 minute

Max & George Argue Moo Deng vs Pesto the Penguin and Chappell Roan Refusing Pictures With Fans

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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13 October 2024, 3:45 pm
1 hour 33 minutes

ItalianBach reveals secrets of working with ArthurTV, Problems with fans and Future plans

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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6 October 2024, 3:45 pm
1 hour 17 minutes

Millie & Liam Discuss Relationship Difficulties, Love Island Secrets and Liam Quitting Social Media!

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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29 September 2024, 3:45 pm
1 hour 41 minutes

This episode shouldn't be released...

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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22 September 2024, 3:45 pm
1 hour 20 minutes

Bambino Becky Reveals Problem with Sidemen Videos, See It Off Return and Meeting Taylor Swift

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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15 September 2024, 3:45 pm
1 hour 13 minutes

Max & George Discuss Early Social Media to Headlining Festivals, Max's Family Loss and more

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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8 September 2024, 3:44 pm
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