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7 October 2026, 7:00 am - 44 minutes 9 secondsAlayna Witnessed a Live Birth…
This week, we're diving into delivery room realities and calling out the overuse of therapy speak on the internet.
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30 September 2026, 7:00 am - 45 minutes 27 secondsAshley Ruined Everything
On the 200th episode, no one can remember what we are celebrating. Mak begins to woo a stray cat, Ashley wants to apply for Survivor, and the fam weighs in on a question from a listener who finds themselves at a major transition point.
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23 September 2026, 7:00 am - 52 minutes 21 secondsDisowned by Your Parents ft. Mattea Ingemi
Mak and Mattea talk tornadoes, MAGA on MAGA crime, and advise a lesbian with two other queer siblings who is facing homophobic parents.
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16 September 2026, 7:00 am - 47 minutes 58 secondsAsexuality In Long-Term Relationships
Mak and Alayna discuss veganism, vomiting, and answer a listener question: How common is it to manage a long-term relationship when you’re asexual?
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9 September 2026, 7:00 am - 44 minutes 43 secondsDegrading Your Girlfriend So You Don’t Have To
Mak moves to a new apartment and shows us her stuffed animal collection. Alayna, Mak, and Ashley help a listener with degrading their girlfriend in bed.
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2 September 2026, 7:00 am - 42 minutes 16 secondsWhy Love Languages Are Cancelled
Dunking on the creator of the 5 love languages, Ashley naps on pod, and arguing about who loves women the most.
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26 August 2026, 7:00 am - 46 minutes 18 secondsWhat Does Dating A Woman Feel Like?
Ashley’s PMS takes over, Mak laments the price of California living, and Alayna discusses the dynamics of in-person viewer interactions. They also take a question from a listener who is confused by the feeling of dating a woman for the first time.
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19 August 2026, 7:00 am - 47 minutes 9 secondsChaotic Episodes Are Back
Larry's missing a wing, Mak's wearing a collar, Alayna is musclemaxxing, and more chaos.
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12 August 2026, 7:00 am - 49 minutes 25 secondsAvoidants Aren't The Bad Guys
Ashley’s vacation cat pee fiasco, Alayna’s complicated love for rap, and Mak’s defense of the avoidantly attached.
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5 August 2026, 7:00 am - 42 minutes 5 secondsImpressing Your Girlfriend's Parents
Playing Chosen Family bingo, laughing at Mak's pain, and teaching you how to impress your girlfriend's parents.
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