Not Quite Dead

Hanging Sloth Studios

A show about vampires.

  • 12 minutes 21 seconds
    Introducing: Carmilla, a new adaptation over on the Re: Dracula Feed!

    Hey folks, it's Eira, creator of Not Quite Dead. Something a little bit different today; our friends over at Re: Dracula have been percolating something spectacular in their off-season: a new adaptation of Carmilla. Carmilla is one of those classic vampire stories which made me fall in love with them as creatures. This new adaptation of the classic toxic lesbian vampire romance is being done in the same style as Re: Dracula, and you'll be able to listen to the whole thing in the Re: Dracula feed starting from today. I really hope you enjoy it. You can find it by searching 'Re: Dracula' wherever you listen to podcasts, or by following the links in the description of this episode.


    A transcript for this episode of Carmilla: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tTdhBKC8hRqYLkZEZqisvNIFxdIT25uqBMzuGWnuQik/edit?tab=t.0

    Find out more about Carmilla here: https://redracula.live/#carmilla


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    14 February 2025, 5:00 pm
  • 3 minutes 47 seconds
    'Toes' Bonus Microsode + NQD S4 Kickstarter Announcement

    'There is no amount you can explain that will make this ordinary.'


    A brief, bizarre snippet of Neige and Alfie. Full transcript here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/toes/


    Not Quite Dead Season Four will be crowdfunding on kickstarter from the 4th of March. Sign up now at tiny.cc/nqd4 for campaign updates. Live, laugh, bite.


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    6 February 2025, 7:16 pm
  • 22 minutes 28 seconds
    NQD S3 Q&A Part Three (plus an announcement!)

    The third and final part of the NQD S3 Q&A! I talk about voice acting and performance, sound, and answer some more personal questions about my relationship with the show. Plus, there's an announcement at the end!


    Sign up to be notified when the Not Quite Dead S4 Kickstarter goes live in March!: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/eira-major/nqd4


    Multitrack still haven't uploaded the recordings of the Masterclasses but when they do you'll be able to access them here: https://www.multitrack.uk/masterclasses


    Support me now through Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/hangingsloths

    Become a member on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios


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    11 December 2024, 1:19 pm
  • 28 minutes 55 seconds
    NQD S3 Q&A Part Two

    Part Two of the Season Three Q&A covers questions about research, writing, inspiration and Alfie!


    Become a member and get early access, also you can buy music and artwork: https://ko-fi.com/hangingsloths

    Become a member and get early access: https://www.patreon.com/c/hangingslothstudios


    Join us on the Camlann fundraiser stream THIS SATURDAY, here: https://www.twitch.tv/tincanaudio


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    27 November 2024, 6:07 pm
  • 26 minutes 27 seconds
    NQD S3 Q&A Part One

    Part One of the Season Three Q&A covers questions about vampire biology and also about everyone's favourite Not Quite French vampire, Neige!


    Become a member and get early access, also you can buy music and artwork: https://ko-fi.com/hangingsloths

    Become a member and get early access: https://www.patreon.com/c/hangingslothstudios




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    13 November 2024, 5:07 pm
  • 21 minutes 14 seconds
    XLI: Ichor

    Alfie and Neige meet in sanctuary. Tensions are high as they attempt to navigate the new topographies of their relationship and the context they exist in. The Halloween Special


    Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-41/

    Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eL1U_sAxj3z10UjYQ_0DS56H7RYXHhj2mYlFNWN0ndY/edit?tab=t.0

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios


    Episode Content Warnings

    Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains:

    • References to murder
    • References to severe injury
    • Mentions of blood and blood drinking
    • Discussions of sex
    • Depictions and discussions of grieving a loved one
    • Emotional manipulation
    • Implications of sexual conduct
    • Use of sex and sexual acts as a coercive/argumentative tactic


    Not Quite Dead is written, created and performed by Eira Major, under a creative commons 4.0 attribution license, and this is the end of season three. I couldn’t make this show without the incredible support of my contributors over on Patreon. Without you none of this would have happened, thank you so much for helping make this possible. I make this show for you, the listeners, and it means the world that you tune in to listen to it. Thank you so much for coming with me on this journey. I look forward to bringing you Season 4 in 2025. Until then, live, laugh, bite.


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    30 October 2024, 11:12 am
  • 16 minutes 12 seconds
    Based Vampirification: A Not Quite Dead Audio Essay

    Hey folks! Something a bit different this week. Last year, I got quite a lot of interest in the idea of me talking about my relationship with existing vampire media, queer readings of those vampires, and how those things contributed to the creation of Not Quite Dead. Mild Spoiler Warnings for Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Twilight, Dracula, Interview with the Vampire and Underworld. Based Vampirification is me discussing the various pieces of vampire media that set me down the path which would eventually lead to the conception of Not Quite Dead. It involves tenuous leaps, stretched interpretations and deeply personal readings of the texts in question, all informed by many years of academic literary study and not-so-academic vampire brain rot.


    Transcript available here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/based-vampirification/

    Or here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AZ0aYTVZ9j_FL1OBoNQAlfWUoPsPQxAAKaYqssHe_Ns/edit


    If you're intrigued to take a slightly more scholarly jaunt into this subject matter, here are some things which I think make for a great jumping off point. There's a range of things listed here, including a fun video essay, some non-academic articles and an academic paper:


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    3 July 2024, 12:25 pm
  • 1 minute 2 seconds
    QnA: Call for Questions!

    Hi everyone! It’s Eira here, creator of the show and voice of both Alfie and Neige! I’m planning a Season 3 Q&A, and I’m really excited about it. I have some questions left over from the last Q&A which I didn’t get chance to answer last time, and I’m actively seeking out more! You can send your questions using the form you can find at https://hangingslothstudios.com/qna, that’s hangingslothstudios.com/ the letters ‘Q', 'N', 'A’.


    You don’t have to put your name on the form, you can just put ‘anon’ or a nickname there if you’d prefer. Please note that it may not be possible for me to answer every question I receive, though I’ll do my best to answer as many as possible. If you have multiple questions, feel free to group them together, or send them separately. There is no upper limit on the number of questions you can ask.


    And one more time, you can send your questions from hangingslothstudios.com/qna.


    There’s a link in the notes for this episode, too, and it’ll be posted across all social media. Looking forward to answering you!

    Live, laugh, bite.


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    11 June 2024, 12:43 pm
  • 46 minutes 24 seconds
    XXXX: Creatures of Prometheus

    Alfie tries his best to make a note of everything that's happened, but he's struggling to keep it together. The finale of Season Three.


    Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-40/

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios


    Episode Content Warnings

    Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains:

    – characters in extreme emotional distress (including crying, hyperventilation)

    – discussions of death, grief and loss

    – detailed discussions and descriptions of medical abuse and torture

    – descriptions of violent injury and murder

    – depicition of a character in a state of deliriousness and semi-coherence

    – depictions of physical distress, including struggling to breathe

    – gun shots (not dreadfully loud but fairly loud)

    – depiction of a character in physical pain

    – loud sound effects (motorbike engines, banging sounds)

    – depiction of extreme, gory violence, including screaming, gargling, and sounds of tearing flesh


    Not Quite Dead is written, created and performed by Eira Major, under a creative commons 4.0 attribution license, and this is the end of season three. I couldn’t make this show without the incredible support of my contributors over on Patreon. Without you none of this would have happened, thank you so much for helping make this possible. I make this show for you, the listeners, and it means the world that you tune in to listen to it. Thank you so much for coming with me on this journey. I look forward to bringing you Season 4 in 2025. Until then, live, laugh, bite.


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    29 May 2024, 2:14 pm
  • 22 minutes 42 seconds
    XXXIX: Unanswered

    Alfie struggles to make sense of things in light of recent revelations, but before any new status quo can be established, something lurking in the shadows snaps any sense of security that remains.


    This episode crunches. Be sure to check the content warnings, which are available below, and at the top of the transcript, which can be found here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-39/

    Or alternatively here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WEarddVRczqnHARcyJ7uFmKDl-rGIzSeW4xmhRlG83Q/edit?usp=sharing


    Show-wide Content Warnings

    This show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:

    - profanity

    - references to sex

    - frequent violence

    - traumatic injury

    - death, including violent death

    - references to medical procedures

    - hospital settings


    Episode Content Warnings

    - depiction of a character smoking a cigarette

    - discussions of death, grief and loss

    - references to sex and blood drinking

    - depiction of violent injury, with sound effects

    - sounds of a characters in emotional distress 

    - depictions of physical distress, including struggling to breathe 

    - loud sound effects (cars, sirens, slamming metal)

    - discussion of violent abuse and torture


    Not Quite Dead is a show about vampires which is written, produced and performed by Eira Major and is part of the Rusty Quill Network.


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    22 May 2024, 4:55 pm
  • 26 minutes 3 seconds
    XXXVIII: Mirrors

    Alfie and Neige are at an impasse. To move forward, one of them will have to compromise, and whichever of them it is, the consequences might be enough to change the dynamic between them forever.


    Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-38/

    Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rBgtJ70jk6_GYNljgyTb5ScmSC8VGwa4kafUNjH8JJE/edit?usp=sharing


    Show-wide Content Warnings

    This show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:

    - profanity

    - references to sex

    - frequent violence

    - traumatic injury

    - death, including violent death

    - references to medical procedures

    - hospital settings


    Episode Content Warnings

    - sounds of a character in distress from the outset

    - depictions of complex and potentially unhealthy grieving

    - raised voices with high emotionality

    - mentions of traumatic bodily injury, up to murder and dismemberment

    - mishandling of bodies

    - references to sex and sexual encounters

    - references to unhealthy and potentially abusive relationships

    - brief depiction of intense anxiety



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    15 May 2024, 4:48 pm
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