The gang learn to embrace the future- at least, one specific, very weird, very violent version of the future. 

Content Warnings: sexual references, violence, car accident, fingernail mutilation, body horror, slurping/eating sounds
 


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Listen to an alternate version of this special (and the rest of KILLJAM XXX) here!
 


Written by Meg Molloy Tuten and Henry Galley
 


Cast in order of appearance:


David Ault - The Historian 
Bradley Gareth - Holzmann and the Killjam Narrator

Taqi Nazeer - Eisen

Josh Rubino - Telesphore and Roger

Blythe Renay - Colette
Gus Zagarella - Randy
Jasper Taylor - Jesse
Addison Peacock - Faustina and Ariadne
Zuwie Lefou - Bellamy

Ben Rowe - Crowley

Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Zuwie Lefou, Addison Peacock, Izzy Sykes, Austin Lee Matthews, Matt Baker, Dylan Griggs, and Vos Dennenmoorder
 


Music Used:


Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek

Dragons - Vivek Abishek

A Million Dreams - Luella Gren

Mr Cheeze - Vivek Abishek
The Glitch Train - Autohacker
Swagger - Vos Dennenmoorder
The One Eyed Captain (Captain Qubz Mix) - Ian Post

Strange Weather (Jenny Wilson Rework) - Cora Belmont

Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek

The Carrion - Rachel Sandy

Pizza World - Mr. Steve the Music Man
Toys - Vos Dennenmoorder

SHOP - Zorro

Riding the Waves Bulgar - Valeria's Klezmer Chariot
Inner Pressure - Autohacker

Fight Song - Vos Dennenmoorder
Tamer’s Dance - Luella Gren
Silenced - Rachel Sandy

Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek
 


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Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This week we're sharing Field Trip Sketch Comedy Presents by Field Trip Sketch Comedy!

Field Trip Sketch Comedy Presents: is a fast-paced, silly sketch comedy podcast by Boston-based sketch group Field Trip, featuring original music, immersive sound design, and lots and lots of laughs. Join them on a field trip through genre, philosophy, and much more!

Get a look into the minds of the Kingmaker characters and find out never-before-heard details about things like Eisen's relationship with his brothers, Colette's favourite disguises, Telesphore's best recipes, Holzmann's campaign promises, and Ariadne's advice on how to be a better torturer.

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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, Henry Galley, and Josh Rubino

Cast in order of appearance-

Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Bradley Gareth - Holzmann
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Josh Rubino - Telesphore

Music Used:
Typewriter Song - Mac Taboel
Swinging in Paris - Daniel Fridell
Le Chat Noir - Lucas Pittman
Bouncy Dance - Daniel Fridell
Everybody is Welcome- Sight of Wonders
My Kitchen is My Kingdom - Stationary Sign
Mama Swing - Lucas Pittman
The Motel in Luxembourg - par
Freezing Hands Meet Piano - Harry Edvino

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We're officially halfway done! Everyone give yourselves a pat on the back, you deserve it.

Help us raise the next $3000!

Preview the script for the first episode of season 4!

Buy the Ariadne notebook!

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Happy Holidays, gentle listeners- today we have a delicious seasonal treat for you in the form of a new limited series from the creators of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason and Someone Just Like You. It's Christmas Diner- the story of a man on the edge taking a diner hostage on Christmas day. It's funny, heartwrenching, and full of voices you know and love from Kingmaker. Check out the show at goodpointepodcasts.com or wherever you download podcasts!

The gang's latest client is a real pain in the neck.

Content Warnings: Blood, gore, vomit, eating sounds, possession/loss of autonomy, animal death
 
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Donate to the fundraiser for season 4 here!

Written by Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten
 
Cast in order of appearance:
David Ault - The Historian 
Blythe Renay - Colette
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Simon Emerson - Innkeeper
Peter Joseph Lewis - Dracula
Additional Voices by Dylan Griggs and Henry Galley
 
Music Used:
Tocata and Fugue in D Minor - Johan Sebastian Bach
Who Lives Up That Hill - idokay
Dark Souls - Vivek Abishek
Mr. Cheeze - Vivek Abishek
Horror TV Poltergeist- Luella Gren
The Small Things - Leimoti
Abandoned Abbey - Ludvig Moulin
Don't You Dare - Vivek Abishek
Poisson d'Avril - Ludvig Moulin
The Weatherman's Affair - Leimoti
Miss Moreau - Leimoti
A Haunting In Forest - Ludvig Moulin
Whodunit - FableForte
A Short Story of Paris - Max H.
Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek
 
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Want to get into slow fashion? Colette's here to help!

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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten

Cast in order of appearance-

Blythe Renay - Colette

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Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This week we're sharing Travelling Light by Monstrous Productions.

Travelling light is a cosy, queer sci-fi that is going to become your new comfort show. Follow the Traveller on their journey through the stars as they collect stories for their community archive, and help shape their world through audience submissions and choose-your-own-adventure decision making.

Find out more here!

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Greater Boston by Third Sight Media.

Greater Boston is a bi-monthly full-cast audio drama that blends the real and the unreal, the historical and the fantastical. It all begins with the death of Leon Stamatis, a man for whom the least hint of uncertainty makes life unbearable. But by leaving the world, he has irrevocably changed it. Catch up while you can- season 4 is starting on 13 September, 2025.

Find out more here!

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Fireside Folktales by Dallas Hawthorn.

Season One, Whispering, is a retelling of the myth of Hades and Persephone, as told through the perspective of the soon-to-be Queen of the Dead. Season Two, which you're hearing a sample of today, is a performance of William Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream; an experience filled to the brim with music, mischief, magic, and stereo sound design.

Learn more about the show here!

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Give Me Away by Gideon Media.

Graham Shapiro has reached that age where his marriage is falling apart, his kids are moving on and he’s not sure what he’s supposed to do with the rest of his life. That’s when an alien spaceship - called “The Ghosthouse” - lands in the Nevada desert... and it’s screaming. It is housing thousands of alien prisoners who are being stored as digital information and the only way to help them escape is for humans to take them out and put them in their own brains. Graham decides, this is what the rest of his life could be.

Learn more about the show here!