Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
- 38 minutes 49 secondsMy Chicken Cutlets Fell Out at The Strip Club - Trail Mix #79
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper who gets a lovely gift from her boyfriend... but hates it, a house party that lead to the county's largest drug bust, and a camper's party foul on a strip club stage.
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14 April 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 26 minutes129 - Undercover Bar Rescue, Glitter Soda & Weird Yoga (With Mamrie Hart)
This week we welcome the hilarious Mamrie Hart to Camp Counselors, and we cover it all! From being snubbed as a judge at the World’s Ugliest Dog Competition to meeting her fiancé while working as a real-life summer camp counselor, Mamrie is bringing stories that are equal parts wild and freakin hilarious. We also dive into her iconic summer camp movie Camp Takota, and the time she went undercover on the show Bar Rescue. We're talking caviar slander, Zachariah’s stressful car rental ordeal, the luxury of finding floating objects in your beverage, and so much more!
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➜ Türkiye Today Newsroom. “‘Uncle Adem’ Meets up with ‘Yaren Stork’ for 14th Time.” Türkiye Today, 15 Mar. 2025.
➜ Lori Dorn. “Accommodating Chicken Hatches and Raises an Abandoned Peacock as Her Own.” Laughing Squid, 10 Feb. 2025.
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9 April 2025, 8:00 am - 33 minutes 48 secondsPB&S (Peanut Butter & Shart) - Trail Mix #78
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a doctors visit that ended cheaply, a tale of peanut butter revenge against a messy roommate, and a fart that... well... was STIINKY.
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7 April 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 3 minutes128 - Getting Freaky on Facebook
This week we are diving into the wildest corners of the internet. From the Idiots of Facebook Marketplace group to niche communities like Theater Set Design, and the secretive upside-down-pineapple parents of Facebook. We unpack the bizarre true story of the infamous 1800s raining meat mystery in Bath County, Kentucky, yap about terrible tattoos, and the strangely wholesome Fish Doorbell from the Netherlands. Think that's it? No we somehow are STILL CHATTING. We spill the tea on seeing Sarah Snook in The Picture of Dorian Gray on Broadway, reminisce about Aly & AJ’s cameo in The Sims 2, and the lasting impact of Mumford & Sons. It’s a chaotic one.
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➜ Ben Cost. “Sweet Treat-Loving Man Granted Dying Wish to Be Buried in a Snickers-Inspired Coffin: ‘Nuts.’” New York Post, 21 Mar. 2025.
➜Marvin Bartlett. “Bath County Celebrates the Mysterious Meat Shower of 1876.” Fox 56 News Kentucky, 12 Mar. 2025.
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2 April 2025, 8:00 am - 36 minutes 2 secondsThere is Someone In My Baby's Room - Trail Mix #77
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice to strengthen his high school club community, a haunting tale of a mysterious summer camp bunkmate who vanished, and a ghost caught on a baby monitor.
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31 March 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 9 minutes127 - Cigarette Teddy Bears
This week we are yapping about Zachariah’s TikTok summit trip to LA, dioramas, teddy bears made out of cigarettes, an unlicensed dentist running a full-blown dental practice out of her basement, bouquet tosses, and more!
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➜ “Noida Man Turns Cigarette Butts into Teddy Bears in Viral Video, Sparking Mixed Reaction: Watch: - Times of India.” The Times of India, TOI.
➜ Eyewitness News. “Long Island Woman Arrested, Accused of Working as Fake Dentist.” ABC7 New York, 17 Mar. 2025.
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26 March 2025, 4:00 am - 30 minutes 45 secondsA Wet and Wild Bus Trip - Trail Mix 76
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about an intense situation that leaves a bed & breakfast busted, a confession about a school field trip gone wet and wild, and a camper taking the hot mess espresso down the yellow brick road.
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24 March 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 18 minutes126 - Infomercials Are Just Coco Melon for Adults
Grab your credit cards and act now—this deal won’t last forever! This week, we’re taking a nostalgic deep dive into the golden era of infomercials. From the Magic Bullet’s chaotic breakfast parties to Cindy Crawford’s Meaningful Beauty, we’re reliving the most iconic TV sales pitches of all time. We also discuss the wonders of Wen Shampoo, the absolutely disgusting Ped Egg, the Topsy Turvy tomato planter, and the OG mineral makeup craze with BareMinerals. And, of course, no infomercial conversation is complete without the legendary daddy Billy Mays. But wait, there’s more! Tune in now—operators are standing by.
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➜ Ben Hooper. “Watch: Vienna’s Vegetable Orchestra Earns World Record by Playing with Food.” UPI, UPI, 5 Mar. 2025.
➜ Ben Hooper. “Pokémon-Shaped Flamin’ Hot Cheeto Sells for $87,840.” UPI, UPI, 6 Mar. 2025.
➜ James Robson. “This Wild Ancient Version of Soccer Has Rules like ‘no Murder’ and Is Still Being Played Today.” AP News, Aciated Press, 7 Mar. 2025.
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19 March 2025, 8:00 am - 37 minutes 5 secondsDNA Test Fractures The Family Tree - Trail Mix #75See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.17 March 2025, 8:00 am
- 1 hour 10 minutes125 - Dive Bar Divas
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12 March 2025, 8:00 am - 33 minutes 13 secondsHot Lacrosse Player Fever (Literally) - Trail Mix #74
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper in need of advice for some beyond annoying workplace management situation, a camper who found her personal nightmare on the open waters, and a camper with hot lacross player fever (literally).
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