Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
- 33 minutes 18 secondsI Was Paid $50 to Kick Him in the NUTS! - Trail Mix #120
In this mini episode we share listener submitted stories about a camper who went looking for romance and found a job pitch that was completely nuts, a camper on a revenge body journey that got a little too cheeky, and a camper who packed for every family emergency except the one that actually showed up.
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16 February 2026, 9:00 am - 1 hour 24 minutes168 - A Fan Snuck Backstage & More Tour Confessions
This week we’re sharing the wild travel diaries from Zachariah’s Big Back Behavior Tour. From Phoenix, Arizona to Los Angeles, El Cajon, and Seattle. We kick things off in Phoenix with an unexpected obsession: Circle K?! Ummm ever heard of her?? Don't worry, Jonathan took the world's worst pictures on his new digital camera. In LA, we stayed in Beverly Hills, drove by the Playboy Mansion, and hit the road from LA to El Cajon!! Then things took a serious turn in Seattle when a fan broke into our green room. PLEASE DO NOT EVER DO THAT! Heightened security measures are now in action. As if that wasn’t enough, we got slammed by a winter storm, lost heat at home, and survived a San Diego to Boston flight that made an emergency landing in Philadelphia. Woof. It's a lot and we're getting into it all.
This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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Works Cited:
➜ “Oscar Mayer’s Wienermobile Race Is Coming Back to the Indy 500.” AP News, 26 Jan. 2026.
➜ Nazzaro, Tim. “‘Difficult Decision’: Campbell’s to Close Iconic Cape Cod Chip Plant in Hyannis.” WCVB, 30 Jan. 2026.
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11 February 2026, 9:30 am - 34 minutes 56 secondsI Fell Into The Septic Tank! - Trail Mix #119
In this mini episode, we are reading listener-submitted stories about a camper trapped in a family feud with a public comment section, a camper who learned the horrors below the backyard trap door, and a camper with zero spatial awareness and maximum destruction.
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9 February 2026, 9:00 am - 1 hour 21 minutes(Replay) 83 - Corn Smut
Hey happy campers! Our heat went out while we were on tour and unfortunately we could not record a new episode in the 30 degree studio while strange men worked on our house. Full horror story coming next Weds. So sorry, we hope you understand.
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4 February 2026, 9:00 am - 35 minutes 33 secondsCOOL! Bologna Is Both Lunch and Paint Remover - Trail Mix #118
In this mini episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper whose casual drive became a public takedown, a camper who really put a skid-mark on Highway 94, and a tale of a witch and her turkey sandwich.
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Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!
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2 February 2026, 9:00 am - 1 hour 17 minutes167 - "MILF4EVR" Revoked: DMV Ruins The Vibes Again
This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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Sources:
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28 January 2026, 9:00 am - 31 minutes 56 secondsFrom Ice Princess to Public Enemy Number 1 - Trail Mix #117
In this mini episode, we read listener submitted stories about camper seeking advice for her mom’s new boyfriend’s gardening tool, a story about a camper who went from ice princess to public enemy number one, and a camper who’s lie at theater camp would surely get her cancelled on the internet.
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Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape
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26 January 2026, 9:00 am - 1 hour 6 minutes166 - Becoming Gummy Nyquil Advocates
This episode is all over the place. Jonathan may have witnessed a crime (and is both willing and able to be subpoenaed), while Zachariah is convinced that his new snatched bod has put him on every kidnapper’s radar. PLUS there is a Thai fortune-teller drama unfolding (tea) and Illinois is being lame by rejected vanity license plates (booo!) There is almond milk slander, gummy vitamin love, and obvi so much more.
This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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Sources:
➜ Sarkar, Alisha Rahaman. “Fortune-teller accused of stealing client’s phone to make ‘bad luck’ prophecy come true.” The Independent, 2 Jan. 2026.
➜ Miller, Violet. “‘IBPOOPN’ and ‘ICUP’ among 550 license plates rejected by Illinois secretary of state.” WBEZ Chicago, 22 Dec. 2025.
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21 January 2026, 9:30 am - 35 minutes 23 secondsAprès-Ski? More Like Oops-I-Shit-Myself - Trail Mix #116
In this mini episode, we are reading listener-submitted stories about camper whose ring doorbell proved she had an alarming repeat visitor, a camper who committed a finger-lickin’ cover-up, and a story about a camper whose ski trip took a turn halfway down the mountain.
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SPONSORS
➜ Talk it out, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/CAMP
➜ Go to Progressive.com to see if you could save on insurance.
Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!
Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape
Social Media:
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
19 January 2026, 9:30 am - 1 hour 2 minutes165 - The 2nd Annual Nunu Nana Awards!
Yet another wildly unqualified gay podcast handing out awards! Welcome to The 2nd Annual Nunu Nana Awards! Today we celebrate the best of what we talked about last year and the absolute worst, with winners chosen by you, our noble campers. ALSO! We have a very special guest announcer: The Tipson Hotel's very own Carey Martin, actress Kim Rhodes! In this episode, we reveal the highhly anticipated results for 8 categories: Excellence in Disruptive Behavior, Daddy of The Year, Mother of The Year, Uncalled for Buffoonery, The Freak Behavior After Freak Behavior Lifetime Achievement Award, Excellence in Twisting The Plot, Take A Hike of The Year, and Camper Crush of the Year! Thank you for voting, and congratulations to tonight’s winners.
This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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Camp Songs:
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14 January 2026, 9:30 am - 33 minutes 42 secondsFinding My HOT Army Pen Pal LOVER - Trail Mix #115
In this mini episode, we are reading listener-submitted stories about camper who went searching for a hot military pen pal, but instead got a humbling reality check, a college partner project feud got so bad it ended up in the news, and a camper who turned heads all day, but not in the way she’d planned.
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Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!
Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape
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