Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

1 hour 3 minutes
197 - Canceled by the Tap Dance Community
This week break down why the entire tap dance community has turned against us. Plus, we dive into a bizarre mystery about a floating island disappearing in Canada, a doctor waking up with a bat in her mouth, a scary road rage encounter that followed Counselor Jonathan, and whether the soul patch is finally making a comeback. Episode 197 of Camp Counselors Podcast was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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9 September 2026, 8:30 am
43 minutes 39 seconds
Ukraine's Queen of the Nightclube - Trail Mix #146
In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who might uproot her life to Japan for her man in the Navy, a Ukrainian queen of the night club, and the tale of a ghost nurse in the most terrifying lunch shift in 1986. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!
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7 September 2026, 8:00 am
1 hour 5 minutes
196 - Wedding Planning Panic Mode ACTIVATED
In this episode of the Camp Counselors Podcast, we spiral into wedding planning panic mode after a major curveball changes everything! We get real about the highs and lows of planning our big day. Then, we share a heartfelt tribute to the late, great Dolly Parton, discussing her incredible legacy of philanthropy and the sparkle she brought to the world. Plus so much more. Episode 196 of Camp Counselors Podcast was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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Works Cited:
➜ Cain, Sian. “‘I Just Give from My Heart’: How Dolly Parton’s Philanthropy Focused Most on Helping Children.” The Guardian, 26 Aug. 2026.
➜ Kruesi, Kimberlee. “How This Massachusetts Sanctuary Takes in Hundreds of Guinea Pigs from across the US.” Associated Press, 18 Aug. 2026.
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2 September 2026, 8:30 am
32 minutes 20 seconds
Boofin' Hot Sauce - Trail Mix #145
In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about
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31 August 2026, 8:30 am
1 hour 6 minutes
195 - Virtual Tap Dance Class
We are talking toe socks, virtual tap dance lessons, Abby Lee Miller, a Little Debbie Bandit, and so much more. Episode 195 was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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Works Cited:
➜ Brink, Phil. “Police: Little Debbie Snack Fraud Scheme Involved Deliveries That Never Happened.” FreightWaves, 8 Aug. 2026.
➜ Nadeau, Barbie Latza. “Scenic Spot in Italian Mountains Overrun by Tourists Seeking the Perfect Pastry.” CNN, 19 Aug. 2026.
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26 August 2026, 8:30 am
38 minutes 39 seconds
(Replay) I Was on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ - Trail Mix #38
In this episode throwback replay of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper seeking advice on how to survive a summer vacation with bullies, a vampire wedding photo shoot, a camper who was on an iconic televised game show, and a spooky AirBNB tale that might ignite some fear. (Original Air Date: Jun 10, 2024)
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24 August 2026, 8:30 am
1 hour 11 minutes
194 - Thank You, Hilary Duff
This week at Camp Shady Birch, we’re recapping Hilary Duff’s Lucky Me Tour. Then we are investigating a mysterious church fire the night before a Utah wedding. We also get into a daddy running a record-breaking mile while pushing a stroller. Go daddy, go! Then we rant about razor burn, Zachariah's rolled ankle, and so much more.
This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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Works Cited:
➜ Hussain, Zoe. “Utah Bride-to-Be Allegedly Used Tampon to Set Mormon Church Ablaze Day Before Wedding.” New York Post, 28 July 2026.
➜ Leib, Mason. “Dad Runs 4-Minute, 17-Second Mile While Pushing Daughter in Stroller.” ABC News, 13 Aug. 2026.
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19 August 2026, 8:30 am
31 minutes 59 seconds
Little Cesar, BIG Problem - Trail Mix #144
In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a scary Little Cesars encounter, a coworker who is VERY close with her sibling, and surviving a category four hurricane on vodka and juice boxes.
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17 August 2026, 8:30 am
1 hour 8 minutes
193 - Are You Into Edging?
This week we are talking all things edging! Our lawn, our garden, and then some!! Then we’re unwrapping the undercooked chicken amusement park filled with roller coaster grills and a Kia dealership caught taking parts from a customer’s car. OMG can you believe? Plus so much more, obvi.
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Works Cited:
➜ Warby, Nathan. "Influencer's 'Chicken Amusement Park' Shut Down Because All the Meat Was Undercooked." Dexerto, 4 Aug. 2026. Accessed 11 Aug. 2026.
➜ Brown, Brendan. "Caught on Camera: Lake Charles Woman Says Kia Dealership Used Her Car Parts to Fix Another Customer's Vehicle." KPLC, 4 Aug. 2026. Accessed 11 Aug. 2026.
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12 August 2026, 8:30 am
34 minutes 37 seconds
iPod Diva Ends Up on Teacher's Windshield - Trail Mix #143
In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who tried to out-lie a liar and lost, a girl who stole an iPod and was immediately hit by karma, and a camper who got into one messy car and entered a full-day horror movie.
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10 August 2026, 8:30 am
1 hour 8 minutes
192 - Secret Project Revealed
BIG NEWS! Zachariah was cast in Keke Palmer's new Audible original series and he is breaking it all down! The British accent he had 10 minutes to figure out, recording in the LA studio, and getting to film WITH Keke Palmer for the micro drama THE DAY AFTER getting engaged. We also get into a Florida restaurant that accepts live pythons as payment for pizza, the eBay cyberstalking case that just settled for $56 million, binge-watching The Five-Star Weekend AND SO MUCH MORE!
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Works Cited:
➜ Paul, Andrew. “Florida Man Will Trade Pizza for Pythons.” Popular Science, 15 July 2026.
➜ Streitfeld, David. “Couple Stalked by eBay Settle for $56 Million.” The New York Times, 28 July 2026.
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5 August 2026, 8:30 am
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