Mazel morons! We're back with a beautiful solo episode for your listening pleasure. Today we’re unpacking the chaos of the White House Correspondents' Dinner, featuring a viral CAA agent who chose his tuxedo over the dirty floor during a security scare. We also celebrate a major milestone as Olivia shares her engagement story, involving a sneaky botanical garden proposal and a cryptic "red dress" tip. We’re also breaking down the hype around The Devil Wears Prada 2, the Michael Jackson biopic’s massive $220 million opening, and a countdown of the five unhealthiest cocktails. From crowning Houston the fast-food capital to solving a Moron Mail hygiene crisis, we’re covering it all. Don’t walk with your head in your phone, and rate five stars- otherwise, what are you nuts?

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Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by the internet's favorite financial expert, Haley Sacks (aka Mrs. Dow Jones), to discuss her new book Future Rich Person. Haley explains that if you don't unpack your money mindset, you’re basically just a seven-year-old in a trench coat making adult financial decisions. We’re talking everything from the scam of "Instagram Face" to the "financial energy" wasted on duplicate Canva subscriptions. Josh gets honest about his childhood "scarcity" mindset, while Haley explains why who you marry is the ultimate make-or-break financial move. From "fair, not equal" dating rules to why you should never take a loan for a handbag, this is a survival guide for getting your money up! Grab the book at mrsdowjones.com/book to stop the financial nihilism and start winning in 2026.

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Mazel morons! We’re sitting down with the king of paternity tests himself, Maury Povich, and yes… things get exactly as unhinged as you’d hope. We talk about the wildest moments from his legendary run, how those iconic “YOU ARE / are NOT the father” reveals actually went down, and what it’s like being the most feared man in daytime TV. Naturally, we delve into our own hypothetical paternity scandals, debate whether we’d survive a lie detector, and get into the psychology of why people keep going on shows like his. Maury also shares what surprised him most behind the scenes and whether anyone ever actually saw their result coming. It’s part nostalgia, part deli debate, and part us asking questions we probably shouldn’t. A little Moron Mail makes an appearance, and let’s just say… the results are inconclusive. What are ya nuts?! Love ya! 

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This week, Bobbi Althoff joins the guys to talk about why divorce with kids is way harder than people make it seem, how her life changed after the Drake interview, and why she still feels completely out of place in every room she walks into. They get into imposter syndrome, growing up broke in the Inland Empire, getting famous overnight, bad contractors, body image, Jewish neighborhoods, trampoline parks, and the fear of being “found out” even when you’re wildly successful. Plus: bad behavior on planes, movie theater etiquette, and why Bobbi is turning her podcast back into a “shitty podcast” again.

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Mazel Morons! This week, Josh and Ben debate whether Coachella is officially an ick, unpack the insanity of $25 pizza slices and festival food prices, and delve into Chinese food cravings, “good vs. bad” foods, post-noro recovery meals, and the horror of being banned from sitting on your own couch before guests come over. Plus: $25 pizza slices, pricey festival food, Justin Bieber’s divisive set, Polo Bar, Catch’s comeback menu, weak passwords, roommate horror stories, and whether restaurants should legally be required to have high chairs. What are ya nuts? Love ya!

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Mazel Morons! Spencer Pratt is officially running for mayor of LA. This week we sit down with the Hills alum turned mayoral hopeful to break down the LA fires, what went wrong, and why he thinks the city is completely broken. Spencer goes all in on corruption, government failures, and his very real plan to run for mayor- and how losing his home changed everything.

Plus: fast food prices are out of control, nugget orders get aggressive, and we question everything we thought we knew about sweet & sour sauce. What are ya nuts? Love ya! 

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Mazel Morons! The guys debate the ultimate moral test- if you see a text you weren’t meant to, are you reading it? From phone privacy to full access relationships, we cover it all. Then we talk all things travel: one-stop flights for airline loyalty, wasted time vs. “the scenic route,” and what actually matters when getting from A to B. Plus, the most unhinged friendship dealbreakers- from being five minutes late to dodging podcast favors- and the subtle ways people show who they really are. We also get into service etiquette, why complimenting nails matters more than you think, and whether or not to expose a cheater… and what do you do when your friend serves you the smaller portion? It’s judgment, chaos, and a little self-reflection- whether you asked for it or not. What are ya nuts? Love ya! 

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Mazel morons! This week we’re joined by Frankie Muniz- and his career is even wilder than you remember. From Malcolm in the Middle to full-time NASCAR driver, he breaks down how he made the jump, what it actually feels like to race at 200 mph, and why it’s way harder (and hotter) than it looks. We talk child stardom, starting over, insane endurance behind the wheel, and the kind of midlife pivot most people only dream about. Plus, Ben and Josh pitch themselves as future drivers and immediately regret it. What are ya nuts?! Love ya! 

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Greetings morons! Obviously, we’re not afraid to ask the tough questions… like, is God fat? Today, we’re diving deep into some fascinating topics, like Josh’s potential surgery, daddy-makeovers, and buffet crimes. Plus, we explore the nuances of attraction and the differences between men vs women. Tune in for some laughs and maybe even a little insight into modern relationships! And if you don’t, what are ya nuts?! Love ya!

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Mazel Morons! Today we’re joined by the one and only Andrew Santino, who immediately makes himself at home- talking read receipts, parents’ nightstands, and whether or not we should be the next Blippy. He walks us through bombing himself in the face mid-standup (yes, with the mic), the realities of microdosing, and why one small moment can ruin an otherwise perfect show. We get into family dynamics, dating red flags, and the unspoken rules of meeting your partner’s parents- plus a passionate breakdown of in-home hibachi, golf, and the kinds of guys our wives should be with if it’s not us. It’s unhinged, honest, and if you don’t like it- what are ya nuts?! 

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Greetings morons! Today we debate the ultimate celebrity hall pass scenario (with a very permanent twist), recap a wildly indulgent Vegas steakhouse experience, and break down the absolute chaos surrounding the latest Bachelorette scandal. Plus, Disney on Ice reviews, Abercrombie’s comeback, and some truly unhinged listener dilemmas. What are ya nuts?! Love ya! 

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