Mazel morons! The Guys in Green are back IN PERSON in NYC, imagining a brighter future where The Rizzler becomes Prime Minister and marries a recently divorced Kelly Clarkson. Between bites of Apollo Bagels and whitefish, we delve into the world of internet fame and unfortunate legacies. Plus, we pay our respects to Dustin Diamond (AKA Screech,) dream up our ideal fast-food franchise, and critique the Rafael Nadal wannabes at Equinox who won't take off their headbands. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!  

Write us! Send your messages to [email protected] 

Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! 

Sponsors:

Visit www.xyzal.com for more information

For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code GOODGUYS10

If you’re looking for a better way to season and prepare everyday meals, you really need to try Diamond Crystal® Kosher Salt, a chef trusted, additive free salt made with light, flaky crystals for easy control, available online and nationwide at your favorite stores like Target, Kroger, Albertsons and more.

Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

Produced by Dear Media.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! This week, we’re back at you with the original recipe and we’re coming in hot. From millennial parents sipping Mai Tais in the dugout , to a Knicks away game and a suite full of Hasidic Jews, we’re recapping our Mother’s days and thoughts on etiquette across the board. Plus, we’re getting real about the Zepbound blues and consulting a cheese witch to read our future in a block of cheddar. What are ya nuts? Love ya!

Write us! [email protected]

Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! 

Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

Produced by Dear Media.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! We're breaking down the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni lawsuit - $60 million in legal fees, two years of drama, and absolutely nothing to show for it. We also ranked the horniest states in America (you're welcome, Texas), Ben got trapped on a plane by a man who'd never heard of deplaning etiquette, and we debate whether adults are even capable of changing. Plus a Moron Mail about unsolicited grandma advice, cold plunge myth-busting, and a very serious conversation about older women. Five stars or you're dry. Mondays & Thursdays, folks.

Write us! Send your messages to [email protected] 

Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! 

Sponsors:

Our listeners get up to 57% Off AND a Free Gift with code GOODGUYS at FirstDay.com

Go to https://kachava.com and use code GOODGUYS for 15% off your first order.

Visit www.xyzal.com for more information

To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS.

Find your forever cookware @hexclad and get 10% off at hexclad.com/GOODGUYS! #hexcladpartner

Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future.

Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

Produced by Dear Media.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by comedy legend Jessica Kirson for an all-time Jewish episode. From fat camp trauma and diet-obsessed parents to broken stadium seats, secret eating, Spanx for men, and the horrors of 55+ Florida comedy crowds, absolutely nothing is off limits. Jessica opens up about addiction, family dysfunction, bombing for elderly audiences, and why every Jewish person seems to have IBS. Plus: sperm donors, DoorDash etiquette, influencer culture, and the most unhinged Moron Mail yet. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!

Write us! Send your messages to [email protected] 

Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! 

Sponsors:

Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

Produced by Dear Media.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! We’re back to the original recipe after a certain someone flakes on the pod. We debate whether oatmeal is actually healthy, why flavored coffee has disappeared from New York City, and whether Timothée Chalamet made the right call skipping the Met Gala for the Knicks game. Plus, airline snack discourse, Spirit Airlines shutting down, steak and popcorn as a food combo, terrifying NYC puddles, and Ben’s passionate rant about leaving park gates open. What are ya nuts? Love ya! 

Write us! Send your messages to [email protected] 

Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! 

Sponsors:

Visit www.xyzal.com for more information

If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at MINTMOBILE.com/goodguys 

Go to IM8HEALTH.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets plus ten percent off your order

Get 25% Off Cowboy Colostrum with code GOODGUYS at http://cowboycolostrum.com/goodguys 

Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

Produced by Dear Media.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by comedian Heather Shaw - aka the internet’s favorite Jim Carrey doppelgänger. We get into lesbian stereotypes, Kentucky culture, Cheesecake Factory politics, celebrity facelifts, crowd work, golf dads, gold diggers, and why TikTok has become a digital psych ward. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!

Check out Heather’s new special!

Write us! Send your messages to [email protected] 

Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! 

Sponsors:

Visit www.xyzal.com for more information

For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to HomeChef.com/goodguys 

Head to livemomentous.com, and use promo code goodguys for up to 35% off your first order

To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS.

Get your free LMNT Sample Pack with any purchase at drinklmnt.com/GOODGUYS

Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to Quo.com/goodguys. Quo - no missed calls, no missed customers.

Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/GOODGUYS10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount

Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

Produced by Dear Media.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! Today, we're coming in hot with the original recipe. Ben is back from a heartbreaking Knicks playoff game and he’s officially acting up. This week, the guys dive into the unwritten rules of gym etiquette- from the "undercarriage" blow-dryers at Equinox to the creepy guys flashing people in the steam room. Plus, Josh shares his experience being "propositioned" in a bathroom stall and Ben reveals his secret talent for parking illegally at Madison Square Garden. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!

Write us! Send your messages to [email protected] 

Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! 

Sponsors:

Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/GOODGUYS10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount

Visit www.xyzal.com for more information

Go to LITTLESPOON.COM/GOODGUYS and enter our code GOODGUYS at checkout to get 30% off your first Little Spoon order.

Try ShipStation free for sixty days with Full access to all features, No credit card needed! Go to ShipStation.com and use code GOODGUYS for sixty days for free! Sixty days gives you plenty of time to see exactly how much time and money you're saving on every shipment.

Go to https://kachava.com and use code GOODGUYS for 15% off your first order.

For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code GOODGUYS10

Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

Produced by Dear Media.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greetings Guidos! Today we are joined by the absolute treasure, the honor, the icon herself- Snooki. We kick things off with her "Joey origin story," which involves a season-two makeup chair in Miami, a 7:00 AM vodka shot, and a lifelong bond that eventually brought our mutual best friend into our world. Snooki gets incredibly real about the early days of Jersey Shore, admitting she felt like an "outcast" until that infamous punch in the face turned the show into a global phenomenon. But it’s not all nostalgia; we’re talking topical too. Snooki fills us in on her life as a "paranormal rookie" hunting ghosts in Canada, including a terrifying encounter with a crawling "evil creature" in an abandoned office. Plus, we get the world-exclusive scoop on her newest venture: Snooki’s Pickles. Between stories of "cheer mom" drama and a very serious "no grapes" rule for the dogs, we wrap it all up with a classic "What Are You Nuts?" session. It's a five-star episode, folks- don't miss it!

Write us! Send your messages to [email protected] 

Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! 

Sponsors:

Visit www.xyzal.com for more information

Right now, you can save up to $230 on the 12 piece cookware set vs buying the products individually. Plus, you can get the Airtight Duo (which is worth $125) for FREE with any order over $675. Visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 to take an additional 10% off your next purchase.

Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

Produced by Dear Media.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! We're back with a beautiful solo episode for your listening pleasure. Today we’re unpacking the chaos of the White House Correspondents' Dinner, featuring a viral CAA agent who chose his tuxedo over the dirty floor during a security scare. We also celebrate a major milestone as Olivia shares her engagement story, involving a sneaky botanical garden proposal and a cryptic "red dress" tip. We’re also breaking down the hype around The Devil Wears Prada 2, the Michael Jackson biopic’s massive $220 million opening, and a countdown of the five unhealthiest cocktails. From crowning Houston the fast-food capital to solving a Moron Mail hygiene crisis, we’re covering it all. Don’t walk with your head in your phone, and rate five stars- otherwise, what are you nuts?

Write us! Send your messages to [email protected] 

Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! 

Sponsors:

If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at MINTMOBILE.com/goodguys 

For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to HomeChef.com/goodguys 

Right now, Baked by Melissa is offering our listeners 20% off your order at bakedbymelissa.com/goodguys 

Visit www.xyzal.com for more information

Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code GOODGUYS at https://branchbasics.com/ GOODGUYS #branchbasicspod

Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

Produced by Dear Media.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by the internet's favorite financial expert, Haley Sacks (aka Mrs. Dow Jones), to discuss her new book Future Rich Person. Haley explains that if you don't unpack your money mindset, you’re basically just a seven-year-old in a trench coat making adult financial decisions. We’re talking everything from the scam of "Instagram Face" to the "financial energy" wasted on duplicate Canva subscriptions. Josh gets honest about his childhood "scarcity" mindset, while Haley explains why who you marry is the ultimate make-or-break financial move. From "fair, not equal" dating rules to why you should never take a loan for a handbag, this is a survival guide for getting your money up! Grab the book at mrsdowjones.com/book to stop the financial nihilism and start winning in 2026.

Write us! Send your messages to [email protected] 

Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! 

Sponsors:

If your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time. Go to Zenni.com/PODCAST and use code PODCAST15

for fifteen percent off your first order.

Start earning points on rent you're already paying for by going to joinbilt.com/GOODGUYS

Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GUYS at checkout. 

Visit www.xyzal.com for more information

Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

Produced by Dear Media.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! We’re sitting down with the king of paternity tests himself, Maury Povich, and yes… things get exactly as unhinged as you’d hope. We talk about the wildest moments from his legendary run, how those iconic “YOU ARE / are NOT the father” reveals actually went down, and what it’s like being the most feared man in daytime TV. Naturally, we delve into our own hypothetical paternity scandals, debate whether we’d survive a lie detector, and get into the psychology of why people keep going on shows like his. Maury also shares what surprised him most behind the scenes and whether anyone ever actually saw their result coming. It’s part nostalgia, part deli debate, and part us asking questions we probably shouldn’t. A little Moron Mail makes an appearance, and let’s just say… the results are inconclusive. What are ya nuts?! Love ya! 

Write us! Send your messages to [email protected] 

Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! 

Sponsors:

Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

Produced by Dear Media.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices