Yes, the Budget was last week. Yes, Marina and Jemma are late. They’re always five steps behind at the Trawl, and proud of it, so put the kettle on, because there’s a lot of angry tea to get through...

First up, a few bellends had a full-blown meltdown because a contestant on Celebrity Traitors had the audacity to pick a refugee charity. Then it’s onto Andy Burnham’s first Budget. He promised to end 40 years of neoliberalism and what Britain got, according to Kemi Badenoch, was 4p off gherkins. And for once she might have a point...

Then to sad news, because the world lost Sir Patrick Stewart, and Marina and Jemma pay tribute - including when Trump's man Stephen Miller turned up to pay tribute and got told where to stuff it.

And Tommeh, Tommeh, Tommeh... he wanted a jury of his peers and got one - and they found him guilty! Marina and Jemma have thoughts. They also have a song...

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Put the kettle on, sack off the doom scrolling, and brace for some serious joy scrolling!

America has been to the polls and oh...it's a tsunami of blue! Democrats have the Senate AND the House. Kansas hadn’t sent a Democrat to the Senate in nearly a hundred years, and Texas just picked a 37-year-old former school teacher over Elon Musk’s money. You can’t buy everything, Elon, you bell!

Marina and Jemma barely slept, haven’t got a running order that survived contact with reality, and are in absolutely no mood to be gracious. So, it’s a good old gloat about Trump spending his big campaign finale banging on about a reflecting pool, Fox News trying to cope, and Jemma’s pyjama dance.

It gets a little serious however... because a humiliated Trump with access to the nuclear codes and Netenyahu in his ear isn’t a relaxing thought - especially afterthat Tucker Carlson tweet.

But before long, piss-taking and celebrations ensue...come join the fun!

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Nigel Farage has spent years telling us that the British people are behind him. So imagine his surprise when he turns up to unveil Reform's big economic rescue plan and discovers that some are indeed sitting behind him, only no one's sitting in front of him.

Jemma and Marina revel in Farage addressing rows of empty chairs, blaming his staff for the distinctly underwhelming turnout and watching Robert Jenrick clap enthusiastically in what looks increasingly like a very awkward job interview.

Then there's the spectacularly flat attempt at humour and Reform's exciting new plan to bring back imperial measurements. Because apparently what Britain really needs is more inches.

Reform's much-trumpeted momentum is beginning to look a little less unstoppable.

A glorious feast of schadenfreude. And the Trawl ladies aren't even pretending to be impartial about it.

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Elon Musk: once the poster boy for the future, now seemingly determined to make the present considerably worse. In this drop-in, Jemma and Marina dive into the world of the broligarchs, the extraordinary sums Musk is pouring into American politics and his increasingly personal obsession with Democrat James Talarico, who's taking on Ken Paxton in Texas. Meanwhile, Trump is busy discussing the physical attributes of his political allies.

The Trawl ladies discuss the power billionaires now wield over democracy, why Musk seems so rattled by the prospect of accountability, and whether money really can buy you everything.

Spoiler: apparently it can't buy you a functioning brain.

And, in a fitting finale, Elon Musk responds to a US senator with two words that rather sum up the level of political discourse we're dealing with.

Investigate your wiener.

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Good news, Trawlers! For once, there are some reasons to feel hopeful. From Brazil to Serbia, voters are delivering some serious blows to the political strongmen who've been clinging to power. Is democracy finally fighting back?

But, don't get too comfortable. Steve Witkoff has been busy handing out compliments to Putin that absolutely nobody asked for, while in Ohio, Vivek Ramaswamy's campaign has hit a truly grim new low by dragging his opponent's childhood trauma into the governor's race. As the US midterms approach, there are some deeply worrying questions about attempts to challenge and interfere with election results.

Then it's time for the Grey Matter Gazette, Jemma and Marina's weekly bulletin on the state of Trump's presidential noggin. Strange noises, baffling speeches, Nicki Minaj's bum and a man who seems increasingly determined to turn every public appearance into an episode of The Twilight Zone.

It's the usual Trawl cocktail of politics, absurdity, righteous fury and the occasional glimmer of hope with one of the best 'puddings' ever. Come on in, Trawlers.

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The Trawl ladies 'drop-in' to chat about the relentless media pile-on against Meghan Markle, and the uncomfortable new questions surrounding her estrangement from her father. For years, certain commentators portrayed Meghan as a cold-hearted daughter. But with new information emerging, just how much did they actually know before deciding they knew everything?

And Meghan isn't the only one prompting a rethink. As prominent Trump supporters Julie Burchill and Richard Littlejohn begin to change their tune, Marina and Jemma are keeping the receipts. Because it's one thing to admit you were wrong. It's quite another to have spent years telling everyone else they were idiots for disagreeing with you.

It's a royal-flavoured Drop-In with a much bigger question at its heart: who gets the benefit of the doubt, and who gets thrown to the wolves?

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In this episode, Marina and Jemma take a peek over the garden fence at GB News, and wish they’d had a tetanus jab first. Jacob Rees-Mogg weighs in on Glasgow’s Egyptian mummies opposite a man dressed in Tesco’s finest bog roll. A presenter’s row with her own guest goes on for so long it becomes a loop, and Liz Truss gets a zero-star review from her own side for her new book.

Then it gets serious... Labour has green-lit a North Sea gas field, and Marina and Jemma’s first reaction was not what you’d call measured. Is it Burnham's first big cock-up, or is there more to it? They go through the case against it, the case for it from a very unexpected green industrialist, and why Rosebank would be a whole different story.

Plus good news for self-employed dads, talk of Marina looking very cosy with the Prime Minister (goss to follow), a Martin Lewis underrated, and a pudding from author Fredrik Backman that Jemma has been dying to wedge in for weeks.

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For parents in Britain, waving your children through the school gates is one of the most ordinary things in the world. In America, it can mean hoping they come home alive.

In this special Drop-In, Jemma Forte and Marina Purkiss confront the devastating school shooting in Oregon, where three children and a teacher were killed. They discuss America's extraordinary relationship with guns, the politics that keep children vulnerable, and the chilling celebration of a tragedy being stopped by a “good guy with a gun”.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump is back peddling the absurd claim that children go to school as Timmy and come home as Tammy, supposedly having undergone gender reassignment surgery. Because apparently the greatest threat to American children isn't the gun violence that continues to devastate families, but the idea that they might be transgender.

From the gun lobby's determination to resist meaningful change to the online cruelty directed at a murdered five-year-old, this is a furious, heartbreaking look at a country that seems unable to protect its children.

It's a difficult listen, but an important one. And a reminder that some things we take for granted in Britain are privileges we should never stop fighting to protect.

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Hello and welcome to The Trawl, where the internet continues to provide fresh evidence that the lunatics really might be running the asylum.

This week, Trump's latest press secretary has barely had time to unpack her desk before she's shown the door. Five days in the job! That's less a career and more a free trial. Marina and Jemma look at the White House's revolving door, the increasingly extraordinary spectacle of Trump's public appearances, and the MAGA loyalists who seem capable of explaining away absolutely anything.

Meanwhile, Trump's still obsessing with his ballroom renovations give, while his attacks on Abdul El-Sayed serve up a reminder of the ugly rhetoric being normalised at the very top of American politics. Thankfully, El-Sayed has a response that is pure mic-drop material.

Plus, the Trawl gals investigate the contents of the universal junk drawer, share some essential middle-class escapism, and attempt to retain our own sanity while trawling through the week's online carnage.

The world may be losing the plot, but at least we're all in it together. Enjoy Trawlers!

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Happy Friday, Trawlers. The richest man on earth has unveiled a flying car and even Hot Wheels are taking the piss. It was first promised in 2017 and is now due in 2028, which is roughly when Marina’s five-year-old will be driving.

Then it gets dark. The No Kings protests drew huge crowds in America, and the main account was knocked offline by Meta. Jemma and Marina discuss the billionaire media empire, and a documentary about Musk that TikTok has blocked adverts for.

Then the main event: Starlink, Ukraine and the question of who gave the order to slow it down. Kash Patel tweeting “Russia with love” and a JD Vance clip the ladies could barely stomach. When you’ve got a foreign policy that looks like it was written in the Kremlin, Jemma and Marina can't help but ask: who’s been holding the pen?

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It’s the Drop-In, and something remarkable is happening: parts of the British right-wing press are waking up to the fact that Brexit was a disaster. Goldman Sachs has put numbers on it, the Telegraph has put a figure on it, and Carol Malone has not been consulted. Then the banks, the budget and why we think they should pay up, before a former Mumford and Son explains wealth creation to an actual tax expert on Newsnight.

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