Turkey Month is nearly at an end, but before we head out for the holiday break, we've got one more fully barbecued turkey for all of you in the bombasically stupid Action Jackson! Join us as we marvel at Carl Weathers' glistening physique, Craig T. Nelson's inexplicable martial arts prowess, and the cavalcade of delightfully awful one-liners issued before someone explodes.

CHAPTERS:
(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 160: Action Jackson (1988)
(00:00:17) - Intro.
(00:05:31) - Action Jackson's blaxploitation inspirations, and how this thing got made.
(00:13:44) - Cast chat.
(00:23:31) - Five minutes until flaming defenestration.
(00:29:08) - The introduction of Jericho "Action" Jackson.
(00:33:54) - Some of the other assorted cops, and our first meeting with Dellaplane.
(00:41:33) - Break!
(00:41:47) - We're back, and it's time to assassinate some more union leaders.
(00:48:25) - Sydney Ash: medium talent.
(00:53:30) - Interrupting lunch, and Coach knows karate.
(01:01:35) - Yeah, sure. Action Jackson can outrun a car. We'll roll with that.
(01:06:34) - Sharon Stone dies, so now Vanity gets to be in the movie for a while.
(01:17:03) - Carl Weathers unveils the pecs, and the utterly bizarre pool hall fight.
(01:23:36) - Sweet Dee.
(01:25:48) - Billy, you son of a bitch.
(01:29:03) - From one industrial space to another.
(01:39:15) - Off to the fancy party for a frame job, and then let's just drive a damn car into a bedroom.
(01:46:56) - Final thoughts, and list placements.
(01:52:57) - Next month: It's a Watchcast free-for-all.
(01:58:21) - Outro.

Our Turkey month continues unabated! And this week we're visited by several of 125 possible Jet Lis in the profoundly silly 2001 action flick The One! Join us as we talk about Jet Li's various wigs, the finer points of nu-metal, and the tragedy of Jason Statham's American accent.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 159: The One (2001)
(00:00:13) - Intro.
(00:03:14) - Now that our nu-metal jokes are mostly out of the way, let's talk about this week's movie: The One!
(00:14:11) - A little bit about the production.
(00:17:20) - Establishing the multiverses as quickly as we can.
(00:25:26) - The first kill (that we see, anyway).
(00:30:39) - Here comes Delroy Lindo and Jason Statham's American accent.
(00:39:28) - Break!
(00:39:47) - We're back, and we're in cop universe now.
(00:46:10) - There's only one Jet Li left to kill, and wouldn't you know it he's a nice guy.
(00:51:36) - This excruciatingly long MRI bit.
(01:00:24) - A great cameo with a considerably less-great joke attached to it.
(01:03:03) - Syncing egg timers and splitting the party.
(01:11:15) - All these cops milling around, can't find one guy hiding in an attic. 
(01:13:41) - TK dies, and then it's just a quick stop at the gas station before the final battle.
(01:18:38) - Let's have a fight in a sparks factory.
(01:24:58) - Back to cop universe, but we have to do one more mistaken identity bit before we go.
(01:27:24) - Welcome to bright colors universe, where everybody's happy and your wife isn't dead.
(01:29:23) - Meanwhile, let's check in on Yulaw.
(01:32:47) - Final thoughts.Final thoughts, and list placements.
(01:37:52) - Our movie for next week: Action Jackson!
(01:40:33) - Outro.

It's Doomsday Day on the Watchcast, a day that our own Vinny Caravella has hoped and prayed for ever since we launched this podcast. So join us as we go through Vinny's all-time favorite movie, trying to make sense of its frenetic editing and nonsensical plot, or at least as much sense as it deserves.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 158: Doomsday (2008)
(00:00:14) - Intro.
(00:07:54) - How Vinny came to this movie.
(00:11:15) - Neil Marshall, and how he went from The Descent to this.
(00:19:39) - Some last production notes, and cast chat.
(00:32:23) - Getting some questions out up top, and the opening salvo of pandemic horror.
(00:41:43) - Break!
(00:42:07) - We're back, and it's time to rocket into the terrifying future of 2035.
(00:51:05) - An impossible mission and a forgettable team tasked with carrying it out.
(00:55:55) - Let's just go ahead and dispatch most of this team as quickly as we can.
(01:04:18) - We meet the Prodigy gang.
(01:10:04) - Dinner and a show.
(01:19:13) - A mad dash to a surprisingly well-preserved train, and a conspicuous apocalypse bunker.
(01:27:46) - Welcome to Medieval Times.
(01:32:40) - Reaper Madness has hit London.
(01:35:57) - A quick gladiator battle before we're scurrying off the way we came.
(01:40:59) - Mad Max: Beyond Shame.
(01:44:12) - Eden gets...revenge? Or something like it?
(01:54:36) - Final thoughts, and list placements.
(02:01:04) - Housekeeping for next week's movie: Jet Li in The One!
(02:04:05) - Outro.

We're kicking off our third annual Turkey Month with a very bad sci-fi action movie by a person who usually makes pretty enjoyable sci-fi action movies, John Carpenter! Ghosts of Mars is the first movie on this month's roster of dumbass action flicks, and boy howdy, is this one both dumb and ass.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 157: Ghosts of Mars (2001)
(00:00:14) - Intro.
(00:01:32) - Kicking off our annual turkey month with John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars!
(00:08:52) - How the heck did this movie end up like this?
(00:12:06) - An all-star cast, mostly wasted on this.
(00:19:57) - Love these cheap models. Love these matte paintings. The rest? Eh...
(00:28:00) - Ballard has quite the story, and we meet the team.
(00:33:46) - Break!
(00:34:09) - We're back, and it's time to meet Desolation (and some other randos).
(00:39:25) - Flashbacks on flashbacks on flashbacks.
(00:46:43) - Heads on pikes. Heads on pikes!
(00:50:22) - Uno, Dos, and Tres.
(01:00:43) - The first big shootout.
(01:07:42) - Oh good, another flashback!
(01:11:56) - A psychedelic alien freakout.
(01:15:32) - Big Daddy has a battering ram, and it's time to take off! Or...not?
(01:25:32) - A bad train fight, wrapping up the flashbacks, and a TERRIBLE note to end on.
(01:32:19) - Final thoughts.
(01:36:22) - Housekeeping for next week, and list placements for Ghosts of Mars.
(01:42:53) - Outro.

It's time to close out another month of horror on the Watchcast, and this week we've got the movie voted on by you! The patron! Specifically, we've got Argentina's When Evil Lurks on deck, and we dig deep into its portrayal of demonic possession as a fact of life that its characters are neither overly surprised by, nor especially adept at dealing with.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 156: When Evil Lurks (2023)
(00:00:36) - Intro.
(00:06:07) - A little bit of production background.
(00:13:26) - Kicking things off with some gunshots and scattered pieces of a guy.
(00:18:19) - Meeting the Rotten.
(00:27:13) - Maybe we just shouldn't have told Ruiz about any of this.
(00:37:44) - Break!
(00:38:04) - We're back, and it's time for people to start dying.
(00:46:02) - It's time to get the kids...and the dog...
(00:59:59) - Grandma's here to explain some things.
(01:05:08) - Consulting our local Demon Cleaner.
(01:10:30) - Mom's back, and it's time to split the party.
(01:19:31) - A midnight snack, and Jair changes.
(01:25:05) - There's always something unseemly about kids in school at night.
(01:32:06) - It all comes apart.
(01:38:37) - When evil births.
(01:42:08) - Where's grandma?
(01:47:32) - Final thoughts.
(01:53:29) - List placements, and what we've got coming up next month.
(02:00:52) - Outro.

On this week's Watchcast it's all about the horrors of the family variety in Ari Aster's Hereditary! Join us as Brad takes his first trek through the movie's minefield of guilt, grief, and grandma's weird hobbies, while Alex and Vinny ponder how it lands when you know what's coming.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 155: Hereditary (2018)
(00:00:12) - Intro.
(00:01:06) - Our film this week: Hereditary!
(00:08:58) - On Ari Aster and how this movie got made.
(00:14:06) - What's up with Paimon, generally.
(00:22:39) - Back to production and cast talk.
(00:30:54) - Jumping into the set-up for the movie.
(00:38:54) - Annie's eulogy, and getting to know your parents' weird beliefs.
(00:44:05) - Establishing the family dynamic, and a big honkin' grief dump.
(00:49:41) - Break!
(00:50:01) - Charlie gets weird, and Annie dumps a lot of grief.
(00:59:54) - An ill-fated night of revelry.
(01:10:34) - The accident, and the aftermath.
(01:16:40) - Where Alex thinks the movie makes its big transition.
(01:28:05) - From car crash art to a car crash of a family dinner.
(01:32:52) - Never accept seances from strangers.
(01:42:36) - Annie's meltdown has begun.
(01:45:23) - Opening a big box of backstory.
(01:55:08) - Clean your attics, people!
(01:59:12) - How's Annie?
(02:02:18) - Not great.
(02:06:57) - Is this your king?
(02:11:19) - Final thoughts.
(02:19:57) - List rankings, and housekeeping for next week's movie: When Evil Lurks!
(02:25:36) - Outro.

The Watchcast Month-O'-Horror continues apace, and this week we're checking out a movie that's been on Vinny's bucket list for years now, Final Destination! Join us as we confront Vinny's fears of everyday household objects conspiring to murder him, and pick apart this pleasingly goofy teen horror flick.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 154: Final Destination (2000)
(00:00:42) - Intro.
(00:03:26) - How are we feeling about this Final Destination?
(00:11:27) - The origins of this franchise.
(00:23:59) - Cast chat.
(00:34:12) - Getting ready for a bad flight.
(00:43:47) - What kind of messed up God would down this flight?
(00:49:48) - Break!
(00:50:17) - We're back, and somehow it was all a horrible dream.
(00:56:20) - It is perhaps understandable that these teens are very confused.
(01:00:56) - It's amazing that eagle statue doesn't end up falling on someone's head.
(01:03:38) - Tod gets...choked up.
(01:13:17) - Finally, Tony Todd is here to explain some things.
(01:17:52) - Reading the patterns, and then it's Terry's turn.
(01:22:36) - Fraught for teacher.
(01:28:46) - Clear's tragic backstory, and eventually onto our next death.
(01:38:06) - Going survivalist mode, and Clear is next.
(01:45:28) - The ending swap.
(01:50:42) - Final thoughts.
(01:54:44) - List placements, and housekeeping for next week's film: Hereditary!
(01:58:51) - Outro.

Our fourth annual Halloween season of the Watchcast has begun! We're kicking off our month of personal horror picks with Alex's choice, the 1978 adaptation of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, a deft combo of alien horror and '70s paranoia thriller that features killer mustaches, the youngest Jeff Goldblum you've ever seen, and a very weird dog.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 153: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
(00:00:27) - Intro.
(00:01:58) - Our film this week: Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (The 1978 version)
(00:05:27) - Talking about the source novel and the '56 film.
(00:09:53) - The San Francisco-ness of this movie, and a little on the folks who made it.
(00:15:47) - A brief list of some of the other adaptations.
(00:17:51) - A note about the ending.
(00:21:02) - Launching into the early goings of the film.
(00:31:59) - A health inspector worth rooting for.
(00:35:22) - Something shifted overnight.
(00:40:15) - Break!
(00:40:41) - We're back, and it's time for weird things to happen to our heroes.
(00:52:07) - The shit hits the windshield, and we meet some new friends.
(01:03:18) - A body is found at the bathhouse, and Elizabeth is nearly turned.
(01:16:37) - No one will believe any of this.
(01:26:06) - An orgy of human copying.
(01:30:30) - Fleeing down the streets of San Francisco.
(01:34:47) - The aliens make their mission statement.
(01:41:12) - A really, really bad dog, and the pod trade network is up and running.
(01:45:27) - We've lost Elizabeth, time to burn it all down.
(01:51:57) - The next day...
(01:58:18) - Final thoughts, housekeeping for next week, and the lists are finally updated.
(02:06:28) - Outro.

For our second and final Columbo for the immediate future, we're diving into Fade in to Murder, and there we find an especially hammy William Shatner matching wits with our favorite TV detective while playing a famous TV detective himself. Layers!
 
CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 152: Columbo: Fade in to Murder
(00:00:17) - Intro.
(00:02:31) - Our second and final Columbo for this month: William Shatner in Fade in to Murder!
(00:07:25) - A little bit about the folks who made this one.
(00:09:24) - Let's get into the set-up for this week's murder.
(00:15:31) - This is quite the murder concept.
(00:25:50) - Showdown at the deli.
(00:32:22) - Break!
(00:32:42) - We're back, and hey! That's a Chekov! Also, a brief diatribe about why the '70s are Like This.
(00:37:07) - Columbo does his best Jerry Lewis routine, and Fowler lays it on thick.
(00:50:47) - Sid shows up, and Mark's watch gives the game away.
(00:54:03) - The Universal tour makes an appearance.
(00:57:52) - It's the Shatner and Falk show from here on out.
(01:04:55) - Pinning it on Sid, and Columbo plays dress-up.
(01:13:36) - Sid wasn't playing chess.
(01:17:27) - The video tape reveal (and some great screwing around).
(01:21:07) - Are we talking to Fowler or Lucerne?
(01:25:27) - Just one more thing...
(01:31:02) - Final thoughts.
(01:36:33) - What's coming up on the Watchcast for October. Or most of it, anyway.
(01:43:42) - Outro.

The Watchcast is back! And while we've got a shortened slate for September, that slate is going to be entirely populated with one of America (and the world)'s favorite detectives, Columbo! And we're kicking off our duet of Columbos with A Stitch in Crime, an early installment featuring Mr. Spock himself, Leonard Nimoy.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 151: Columbo: A Stitch in Crime
(00:00:19) - Intro.
(00:01:50) - How familiar are we with this show?
(00:04:36) - A brief history of the television institution that is Columbo.
(00:16:10) - Remaining Columbo questions.
(00:23:12) - Break!
(00:23:41) - We're back, so let's catch up on our cast and the initial introduction of murder and would-be victim.
(00:31:03) - Is it still malpractice if you try to kill a guy on purpose?
(00:39:12) - Goodniiiiiiight, nurse!
(00:43:45) - Good morning, Columbo!
(00:47:52) - Mayfield is not an experienced apartment tosser.
(00:54:16) - Very helpful, Marsha.
(01:01:05) - Columbo attends a garden party.
(01:03:47) - You're really out on a limb with this one, Dr. Mayfield.
(01:08:29) - Time to claim another victim.
(01:17:22) - No matter how hard Mayfield tries, Columbo ain't buying it.
(01:21:14) - Colon surgeries and fun facts about sutures.
(01:27:27) - How Columbo finally gets his man.
(01:32:48) - Final thoughts.
(01:35:38) - Talking about next week's Columbo: Fade into Murder with William Shatner!
(01:38:37) - Outro.

The finale of Star Trek Summer is upon us, and before we send the crew of the Enterprise on their merry way, we've got a final pair of adventures to get through! First up, yet another old-human-society-on-an-alien-planet-thing in Bread and Circuses, then we meet Assignment: Earth's Gary Seven and Roberta Lincoln, two crazy kids in the 1960s who have to stop World War III while Kirk and Spock stand around watching.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 150: Star Trek: Bread and Circuses and Assignment: Earth
(00:00:33) - Intro.
(00:01:01) - Wasting no time at all launching straight into Bread and Circuses (and all the other Earth-like planet episodes).
(00:06:59) - Some of the fraught background of this episode's production.
(00:12:50) - Our penultimate guest cast.
(00:19:13) - Planet Rome.
(00:23:34) - Sun worshipers? They're more common than you think!
(00:30:36) - At least we get a properly slimy villain in this episode.
(00:37:50) - Sending Spock and Bones into the arena.
(00:41:13) - The tank is on E and we've still got almost 15 minutes left in the episode.
(00:49:08) - Are we really tacking a Jesus thing on here? Yes we are.
(00:51:55) - What happens to this planet after this? And final thoughts.
(00:55:00) - Break!
(00:55:28) - We're back, and it's time to head back home in Assignment: Earth!
(00:58:08) - The Star Trek Spin-Off Showcase!
(01:01:59) - Cast chat, wherein we learn of Teri Garr's distaste for Star Trek and its fans.
(01:05:23) - Brushing up against history.
(01:09:12) - Here comes Gary.
(01:16:34) - Gary has a mission (and a sick office).
(01:20:45) - Oh no, a normal human woman!
(01:24:46) - Here come Spock and Kirk to...stand around mostly?
(01:26:01) - Wacky antics ensue.
(01:29:00) - Gary climbs a rocket, Roberta messes with stuff.
(01:35:46) - Kirk and Spock crash into the final scene for just long enough to do something lightly important.
(01:40:25) - World War III is averted, but Gary Seven was never brought to series, so it all comes out in the wash.
(01:44:15) - Final thoughts.
(01:45:40) - Time for our favorites (and least favorites) of the season.
(01:57:56) - What we have coming up in September.
(02:01:30) - Outro.