the bubbafication of tom schwartz will be studied for millenniums... in today's episode, jax is getting stassi's name tattooed, scheana is injured again, her beef with stassi hits a breaking point, tom is still making an ikea table, and road rage is abundant!

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what an insane week to be on the internet! we're talking red carpet influencers, taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette, and the skinny psychosis overtaking the entire world... strap in lover girls, we're ranting!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – oscars red carpet influencer drama

21:00 – taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette fall out

28:47 – skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription

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we're back for season two! with another cast endorsement laced with thinly veiled threats... we see right through it, jax. today, we're talking about scheana and her tooth, tom getting caught cheating already, kristen on thin ice at SUR, and a birthday party gone wrong (as usual). 

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – your votes are in for season one! 

06:57 – we needed podcast advice... 

08:02 – ...so we asked jax taylor! 

12:02 – SUR is catering a housewives party! 

19:25 – scheana and stassi are beefing again 

25:30 – hitting the bar post-catering ft. kicked out kristen 

27:10 – kristen thinks they're all sheeple 

28:35 – tom cheated on kristen in vegas... 

30:12 – scheana and pandora are shopping with lisa! 

33:02 – jax apologizes to stassi's dad 

38:14 – kristen gets suspended from SUR 

42:25 – da boys are working out 

44:10 – when are we gonna talk about the cheating, TOM??? 

47:32 – learning more about vegas girl... 

49:25 – two dumb bitches telling each other exactly 

50:20 – scheana and pandora's bday lunch! 

53:07 – scheana and stassi squash the beef? maybe? 

55:07 – kristen's attitude being discussed by 30 people at lunch 

57:52 – stassi's world domination 

58:49 – scheana and pandora's birthday party out at the bars 

01:03:17 – stassi, kristen, and katie vs. scheana on the balcony 

01:07:15 – shay and schwartz are fighting??? hello??? 

01:08:49 – yelling about scheana propaganda outside the bar

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you can do it! you're so smart! in today's episode, we're talking about that viral podcast clip about why "influencers shouldn't speak on politics", the anti-literacy argument that set me off last week, and the ethics of jealousy! and meg's here! let's get into it!

TIME STAMPS: 

00:00 – this is gonna ruin the tour 

04:05 – my birthday! we had a wig night out! 

11:45 – i hate the glambot 

19:08 – you're making an anti-literacy argument! snap out of it! 

37:03 – influencers absolutely SHOULD speak on politics 

59:58 – the ethics of jealousy

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the summer's over... but it's still hot at SUR! today, we're joined by tina vlamis and jessie maye christopher to discuss the reunion drama and recap the highs and lows of season one of vanderpump rules. we did it! our first season! binge away! 

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TIME STAMPS: 

00:00 – introducing our guest bartenders! 

02:30 – making a peterita 

07:08 – we saw tom sandoval irl... 

11:33 – andy cohen is here and he's getting to the bottom of it! 

12:39 – lisa, the producer 

14:32 – lisa's unexplainable closeness with her staff 

27:01 – everyone is currently working at sur... including jax 

31:34 – life at sur post-show premiere 

32:47 – the vibe of this reunion is... different than the rest 

36:36 – brandi vs. scheana 

42:33 – stassi admits she was threatened by scheana 

45:45 – a defense of stassi schroeder 

49:33 – the seven shots that shook this podcast 

53:15 – domestic violence allegations and admissions 

57:57 – the frank timeline and emotional cheating 

01:02:17 – katie and kristen's protection of jax 

01:05:39 – playing sleepover games with the cast 

01:17:36 – vanderpump rules and jersey shore comparisons 

01:24:29 – the vegas drama 

01:28:50 – using laura-leigh to make stassi jealous 

01:30:25 – the TRUTH about laura-leigh's movie role 

01:36:02 – stassi's evil texts to laura-leigh 

01:38:30 – tom lived with... high schoolers? 

01:41:38 – kristen still banging on about the ex-twins from the photoshoot 

01:43:18 – was frank a pawn to lisa? 

01:44:02 – jax is HEARTBROKEN that frank met stassi's parents 

01:45:24 – stassi and frank got back together after filming 

01:47:11 – breaking up with laura-leigh at AA 

01:49:48 – we need to see those therapy notes 

01:53:44 – are you a pathological liar, jax? 

01:55:27 – so let's talk about the big cheating scandal here 

01:58:47 – it's literally 11pm 

02:01:45 – so... stassi was right! 

02:05:56 – who were your favs and least favs of the season?

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it's the season one finale! and jax is finally telling the TRUTH... in today's episode we're talking about the iconic season one SUR photoshoot, laura-leigh's breakout role in we're the millers, and finally getting to the bottom to the cheating scandal that rocked the cheating restaurant.

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – let me speak to lisa vanderpump's social media manager

04:02 – call in! leave us voicemails!

06:21 – scolding jax at bark n bitches, of course

10:49 – laura-leigh booked a MOVIE!!!!!!

15:36 – sandoval is at band rehearsal and kristen is calling him STRESSED

18:00 – kristen and stassi finally talk it out...

22:14 – SUR photoshoot time!!! villa rosa!!!

23:54 – lisa's closet is the hannah montana closet

25:49 – STASSI WENT ON A DATE WITH FRANK AT VILLA BLANCA???

28:22 – the summers ended but it's still hot at SUR

29:45 – jax calls out stassi for still dating frank

32:23 – ken, the catatonic pervert

33:16 – jax is going to therapy? maybe?

40:02 – SUR photoshoot day two!

41:07 – does the word curvy mean anything at all in this universe?

44:37 – katie wants the couple trio to reunite... get back with jax!

45:14 – where we'll be in a year

46:07 – the scheana and brandi timeline

49:35 – scheana and stassi are making out? for some reason?

50:31 – it's the photoshoot after party! and jax is quitting!

54:09 – jax finally tells stassi the truth...

59:34 – jax loops the rest of SUR in on THE TRUTH...

01:01:10 – why didn't you just tell us? we could've helped you lie!

01:03:33 – it's stassi time now! she's free!

01:04:04 – AND THAT'S SEASON ONE BABY!!!

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i've read your messages... i went and saw wuthering heights... and unsurprisingly, i have a lot of thoughts! and my criticism spares no one lol lovers and haters of this movie alike, i have some words for you! we're also chatting about divaphobes, mormon soaking as foreplay, and walking the line between indulging in beauty and accepting yourself as you are.

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – so many divaphobes!

18:55 – let's talk about wuthering heights...

41:21 – mormon soaking as foreplay

44:28 – beauty, comparison, and self-acceptance

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in today's episode, we're watching the wheels slowly start to fall off and by that i mean, jax is breaking up with laura leigh at her AA meeting, stassi's on the verge of being fired from jobs she's barely even doing, and sandoval isn't vabbing but god, he wishes that he could. i mean surely, this qualifies jax taylor to be in the worst man hall of fame? (he has hundreds of submissions, he holds a world record maybe)

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – tom sandoval WISHES he could vab

06:25 – getting your first big girl job and realizing you actually have to show up when things suck

11:16 – laura-leigh and jax are at a sauna shop?

18:07 – stassi has a new dog and her and frank? OFFICIALLY done.

19:41 – why do we care about what jax is doing?

21:05 – laura-leigh thanks jax for helping her stay sober...

26:03 – lisa is throwing a dinner party and needs her best servers!

27:04 – the girls are at the pool and the tension is HIGH

28:15 – scheana wants to be liked more than she wants to breathe

29:57 – the most passive aggressive friend group you've ever met

32:21 – jax breaks up with laura-leigh at alcoholics anonymous

41:10 – lisa and pandora are threatening stassi...

46:36 – da boys are at the park? maybe working out? and talking dating with leading expert, jax taylor

53:00 – stassi and laura-leigh go head to head at SUR

58:35 – sandoval playing dress up for 2 minutes

59:50 – scheana can't work the party because brandy's gonna be there...

01:02:40 – jax wants to win stassi back...

01:05:25 – laura-leigh WILL NOT BE GHOSTED

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relationship ragebait! being abducted by mormons! the perils of being an emotionally available dater! in today's episode, we're hitting so many hot topics and i'm DYING to hear your thoughts...

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TIME STAMPS: 

00:00 – i'm back from vacation! 

03:40 – "do any of you even like each other?" 

08:35 – i was abducted by mormons 

13:03 – emotionally available daters have it the hardest 

29:22 – the ethics of telling your partner your besties secrets 

37:37 – judging your own hobbies 

48:44 – stop telling us about your loser husband

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THEY DID WHAT??? WHERE??? Lisa girl, surely there will be consequences... correct? Who knows!! In today's episode, we're talking peterpalooza, giving a customer an atomic wedgie, having sex at work with the bathroom door unlocked, and bringing your unemployed situationship of 2 weeks to meet your parents because everything makes so much sense in this show. I love it here!!!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – have you ever known someone who got an atomic wedgie?

08:25 – the ACTORS are running lines

09:35 – peterpalooza!!!

11:50 – frank does not respect stassi's fashion collumn

14:18 – HR crisis! jax and laura-leigh fucked AT sur?!?

17:02 – stassi and scheana break bread

19:35 – jax and laura-leigh are fucking at MULTIPLE LA restaurants

23:45 – skinny people free yourself challenge

26:50 – katie wants stassi to take responsibility

28:40 – lisa confronts jax and laura-leigh

32:46 – stassi and katie are friends again

34:37 – why isn't frank on the schedule today?

38:18 – how long until you introduce a partner to your family?

39:39 – LISA FIRES FRANK!

44:36 – unemployed frank meets stassi's parents

50:23 – ken bought a pink car for lisa

51:14 – the toms, katie, and kristen are at brunch chatting about the atomic wedgie that rocked SUR

53:02 – THE SECOND BREAK UP OF THE SUMMER

59:00 – maddie dated a frank...

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soooooo you have two crushes at once? there are worst problems to have! in today's episode, i'm putting on my casting director hat and indulging you in all of my top picks for the next season of traitors before diving into some audience submissions and getting into an emotional post show over on patreon! lock in lover girls!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – creators against ice!

05:24 – my dream traitors cast

30:06 – cowboy aesthetic being stolen by the left

33:40 – two many crushes!

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