it's pride! jax only learned about gay people recently! scheana is back in the stu making herstory! kristen read tom's texts with ariana and she intends to get to the bottom of it! stassi is bullying jax! it's vanderpump in its prime! these really are the best days of our lives people!!!

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coming at you live from the hot tub! today, we're chatting about negging on dating apps, new AI implementations on tiktok, before diving into some audience submissions about navigating sexual trauma. kind of a heavy episode so check in with yourself before you listen, love ya!

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it's guillermo's birthday! so we're doing what every good SUR employee does... learning a sexy burlesque dance to show him while he eats cake shaped like boobs! in today's episode, the sexy unique servers are navigating a cancer scare, being not like other girls, and serving sex on the job... come on, how could you ever long for more?!

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i love bitches! and bitches love me right back! in today's episode, we're asking hard hitting questions such as (but not limited to): when can we get a bitch on a season of jury duty? why are reality tv haters always so condescending? what are we defining as casual sex these days? and why haven't men considered changing their last names when they get married and is the answer perhaps the exact same fucking answer for why women don't wanna do it either?

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someone help! jax escaped the elderly home and is out gossiping again! in today's episode, ariana officially gets hired at SUR, tom and kristen had sex and insist everyone just shut up and forget what happened, jax is starting a sweater line (???), and new cheating rumors threaten the restaurant utopia that lisa vanderpump has created... WILL SUR SURVIVE THIS???

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the bailing epidemic has hit lover girls hq! in today's episode, we're talking about culotte spring, ditching your besties for mediocre men (boo!), fetishization in dating, and finding your purpose and belonging in this crazy world!! 
 

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it's incredible the access we have to the english language... in today's episode, we're going to lake arrowhead! stassi's family is here! tears are shed! a star is born! and scheana has no feet, teeth, OR EYES! how can we ever predict what's coming next?

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a big audience submission ep! and today we're getting to the bottom of the age old questions: can you ever really be friends with your ex? what counts as emotional cheating? is it ok to slow fade a new friendship that just isn't it? is it weird that i felt weird seeing my ex get married even though i've moved on? you have questions, i have opinions! let's get into it!

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the bubbafication of tom schwartz will be studied for millenniums... in today's episode, jax is getting stassi's name tattooed, scheana is injured again, her beef with stassi hits a breaking point, tom is still making an ikea table, and road rage is abundant!

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what an insane week to be on the internet! we're talking red carpet influencers, taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette, and the skinny psychosis overtaking the entire world... strap in lover girls, we're ranting!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – oscars red carpet influencer drama

21:00 – taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette fall out

28:47 – skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription

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we're back for season two! with another cast endorsement laced with thinly veiled threats... we see right through it, jax. today, we're talking about scheana and her tooth, tom getting caught cheating already, kristen on thin ice at SUR, and a birthday party gone wrong (as usual). 

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – your votes are in for season one! 

06:57 – we needed podcast advice... 

08:02 – ...so we asked jax taylor! 

12:02 – SUR is catering a housewives party! 

19:25 – scheana and stassi are beefing again 

25:30 – hitting the bar post-catering ft. kicked out kristen 

27:10 – kristen thinks they're all sheeple 

28:35 – tom cheated on kristen in vegas... 

30:12 – scheana and pandora are shopping with lisa! 

33:02 – jax apologizes to stassi's dad 

38:14 – kristen gets suspended from SUR 

42:25 – da boys are working out 

44:10 – when are we gonna talk about the cheating, TOM??? 

47:32 – learning more about vegas girl... 

49:25 – two dumb bitches telling each other exactly 

50:20 – scheana and pandora's bday lunch! 

53:07 – scheana and stassi squash the beef? maybe? 

55:07 – kristen's attitude being discussed by 30 people at lunch 

57:52 – stassi's world domination 

58:49 – scheana and pandora's birthday party out at the bars 

01:03:17 – stassi, kristen, and katie vs. scheana on the balcony 

01:07:15 – shay and schwartz are fighting??? hello??? 

01:08:49 – yelling about scheana propaganda outside the bar

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