that man was missing for 4 days and literally no one gave a single solitary fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahaha in today's episode, jax is missing, scheana is engaged, kristen and tom are doing insane things on twitter dot com, and the golden nugget enters vanderpump lexicon. these really are the best days of our lives!

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a conversation that really left me feeling more creative than when it started :) today, we're talking about being a creator vs. a consumer, feeling uncertain about yourself as an artist, having a lover girl lockdown, and giggling about spa etiquette!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – we are never joking, NEVER!

04:49 – spa etiquette

13:37 – lover girl LOCKDOWN!!! TEAM MEETING!!!

20:50 – fatphobia as a novelty experience

24:05 – maddie's love of stressful media

29:04 – meg's fear of scary movies

39:49 – we miss physical movie rentals

45:29 – a great big creative conversation

part two of the cabo trip which is truly among the greats when it comes to vanderpump cast trips! in today's episode, the tom and kristen tensions come to a head and jax is at the center of is as usual, lisa is delivered an ultimatum, jax recruits 10 random women to hang out with him, and stassi and katie are truly at their wits end with kristen's bitching about her stupid chungus boyfriend. could this be the end? WHO KNOWS!

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oh boy! i binged all of summer house in 47 days in order to be able to watch this reunion and engage with the drama so engage i will!! today, we're talking about loyalty in friendships, self-abandonment for male approval and all the other horrific things we witnessed at part one of the summer house reunion. then, we're getting into some gnarly audience submissions where i am delivering some tough love, with so much peace and so much love. lock in lover girls! it's a big one!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – "two can keep a secret if one of them is dead"

03:51 – wax museum

06:29 – guilt as an engagement tactic

12:56 – SUMMER HOUSE REUNION THOUGHTS

54:51 – audience submissions! caught being the other woman but... still dating?

59:53 – bringing up fatphobia to thin friends

WE'VE MADE IT TO CABO! In today's episode, our favorite employees of Sexy Unique Restaurant, Restaurant and Lounge head to Mexico for Stassi's 25th birthday. Schwartz is on his WORST behavior, Scheana is a guy's girl, Jax is stirring the pot per usual, and Stassi's birthday dinner goes to shit. ALL OF THIS AND MORE IN TODAY'S PUMPCAST!!! 
 

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in today's episode, we're chatting about how the 160 pound viral tiktok devolved into a fight among skinny people that we're just observing from the fat sidelines, our INCREDIBLE venture to texas roadhouse, and my next big restaurant idea... get in lover girls, we're going pitching!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – we took a limo to texas roadhouse

08:35 – my pitch for a NEW and BETTER restaurant

16:01 – no professional singers at karaoke

21:58 – a revolutionary hangover in the rain

26:36 – he circled the block! who's surprised?

31:05 – don't make yourself miserable about a man

34:02 – leave those man centered group chats, mama

39:10 – revisiting the 160 pound tiktok

41:43 – fixation on weight... let it go

47:30 – it's just skinny on skinny violence

52:53 – what was it like having red hair during "gingers don't have souls"?

59:55 – white almond mom culture... we don't quite get it

01:01:42 – crucified in the recliner restaurant

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the housewives are having a VERY important dinner at SUR and they won't let us forget it!!! TOO BAD we're focused on much more IMPORTANT things this episode like the genesis of POETRY in scheana shay's SMASH hit, GOOD AS GOLD!!! kristen and tom are still fighting, jax is still lying, everything is the same except now we have good as gold to listen to in the background and that makes it all better. LOCK IN PUMPERS!!!

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SEBASTIAN IS BACK ON THE POD! And today's episode is an absolute treat. As I was editing this one, I was just in awe of how truly generous Sebastian was with his reflections and musings. I just adore him and this is a real beautiful peak inside his brain and I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. We're talking about embracing a pivot, feeling your feelings, art inspiring art, and how it feels to be fat right now.

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ok FESS UP... written 3 weeks ago??? we will get to the bottom of this... just as stassi intends to get to the bottom of the jax/kristen cheating scandal that continues to rock SUR in today's episode while lisa is hiring a secret diner and gaslighting phd's are being handed out group wide. pumpers! it's time to discuss! 
 

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meg is here! and we're chatting about what's been happening in our comments sections and meg the stallion, as god intended.

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the way scheana's lap dance was the genesis of the jax/kristen hookup being brought to center stage... her power... it must be studied... in today's episode, jax goes back to therapy, scheana gives a lap dance, katie gets way too drunk, tom tries to save his dying relationship, and stassi has her foot on jax's next as per usual. lock in, pumpers! this is a history lesson! 
 

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