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it's the top of the month and meg's here! today, we're yelling about the state of apathy in dating and my beef with the word casual being used in connection to intimacy in any regard. we're here! we're both in rare form! and we can not stop laughing, as usual!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – vanderpump gushing

04:11 – why choose ethical c0rn?

06:27 – meg almost got kidnapped on the way here

12:00 – can i be a bitch for a second?

17:18 – when a thin person asks where you got your clothes and it's from a plus size only brand

20:37 – men stop bugging out over basic kindness challenge

29:59 – is it ever casual?

50:15 – doubting your intelligence? benched

1:00:03 – content designed to make you uncomfortable? benched

01:04:12 – hiding in our apartments from the spirit of michael jackson

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we're feeling extra giggly today as we travel on over to LAS VEGAS to celebrate the birth of miss stassi schroeder and discuss all of the drama that ensues! jax will invite himself everywhere he shouldn't be! friendships will be broken! shirts WILL be taken off! and we WILL MISS SCHEANA THE WHOLE TIME. lock in!!

TIME STAMPS: 

00:00 – watching the new vanderpump rules series and rhoslc 

06:57 – what was your worst birthday? 

15:55 – the girls are packing for vegas! 

19:22 – scheana and shay are getting cupcakes... aaaaaand action! 

24:08 – over at SUR... the b squad requests time off 

25:08 – stassi and katie discuss frank's intentions 

30:27 – road trip! the gangs all here! including those who shouldn't be! 

35:28 – the uninvited servers are under watch at SUR 

39:15 – tensions rise as they check into the hard rock hotel 

40:57 – stassi and frank's romantic vegas getaway is RUINED 

45:21 – the girls make up and they're ready to have a good weekend 

46:22 – peter confronts jax about the pregnancy rumors 

51:45 – CHIPPENDALES! 56:35 – back to sur where lisa loves scheana 

57:17 – stassi's birthday dinner gets JAXXXED 

01:17:13 – hungover from shirtless fighting 

01:24:15 – katie and kristen wish stassi happy birthday

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in today's episode, we're chatting about what's happening in minnesota and how important it is to clock in, call your senators, and abolish ice. we've got some funny business up top, a joke i didn't find funny in the middle, and then we're getting into it. take care of yourselves, love you!!

CALL YOUR SENATORS! https://www.5calls.org

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – fmk: beating a dead horse, holding your horses, and getting off your high horse

03:33 – a month of indulgence

06:37 – men making jokes about labia is never funny

14:50 – you are not a hero, you are brainwashed

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JAX TAYLOR, ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!! today, we're talking about season one, episode 3 of vanderpump rules where things are heating up between stassi and frank, kristen loses her mind on a photoshoot with tom's ex hookup, jax is gonna be a FATHER, and somehow all of stassi's friends are still! rooting! for! him! WE HAVE WORDS... get ready to pump it babyyyyy!!! 
 

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – bringing back fishtail braids

02:26 – pov: you walk into a bar and it's jax taylor

06:32 – meg wants to meet the cast more than maddie

10:32 – girls brunch aka get stassi to give jax another chance challenge

16:30 – lisa girl, we're with you even when we're not

20:09 – we are very serious MACTORS, loan me your concealer

21:40 – kristen and stassi are modeling and tom's ex hookup is here

32:41 – scheaner slaying

33:10 – jax confides in frank...

37:07 – kristen confronts sandoval about his hooters roommate

43:35 – we're at the dry bar and stassi's fucking frank?

48:07 – DO NOT TRUST TOM SANDOVAL

50:09 – why is jax out with katie and kristen?

55:44 – stassi's at the club making out with frank and jax is on all fours

1:00:58 – JAX GOT A GIRL PREGNANT IN VEGAS

01:02:56 – the aftermath of the baby bomb

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robbie's back at the sleepover! and today, we're talking about a kissing booth party that destroys friendships, robbie's initial thoughts on heated rivalry, implementing a no chat gpt household rule, and more importantly BRINGING BACK THIRST TRAPS (included for video listeners). p.s. go listen to loud about nothing!!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – bringing back thirst traps with 2016

16:39 – robbie's watching heated rivalry and feeling sad about lebron

27:33 – implementing a no chat gpt household rule

39:00 – the kissing booth party that destroys everything

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we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm? much to be discussed!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – the astrology of the cast

04:50 – do you think you're gifted?

08:29 – we need a SUR PRIDE FLOAT

10:19 – stassi hates her loser boyfriend

14:46 – assume the worst of jax, always

17:14 – lisa has her own jax...

19:50 – scheana gets a TATTOO and she doesn't CARE WHAT YOU THINK

22:53 – jax, why aren't you sleeping at the apartment?

26:22 – WE ARE VERY SERIOUS MACTORS

31:24 – the pride float is DONE and it is FUGLY

33:38 – spandex and KEN, what else do you NEED???

37:11 – applying sunblock is CHEATING

44:20 – this is the worst day ever

47:02 – jax and stassi "squash" the beef

49:35 – a brief sandoval palette cleanser

53:25 – it's peters birthday!

59:20 – LET'S RIP 7 SHOTS IN A ROW

01:01:59 – this is a break up...

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today, i'm angry! because things are getting really bad and too many people are too indifferent about it for my liking!! so today, we're chatting about the golden globes, corporate greed and it's impact on the movie watching experience, a small palette cleanser to talk about nipple piercings and dating, before hopping into yet another AI rage fueled rant. lock in lover girls!!! we're yelling at the sleepover!!!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – make out propaganda is SPREADING

02:00 – the heated rivalry boys were born in the 2000s??????

04:55 – golden globes recap

20:26 – CORPORATE GREED IS RUINING MOVIES

30:20 – hair pulling, spanking, choking in the bedroom

38:35 – nipple piercings... thoughts?

42:13 – why every day chatgpt use is NOT IT

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welcome to the PUMPCAST! your new favorite vanderpump rules rewatch podcast where week by week, we’re going through and talking about the best reality show to ever exist, episode by episode. today, we’re chatting about season one, episode one where we’re introduced to our sur-vers before diving into affair allegations, sleeping with the devil (aka your bitch girlfriend), the genesis of freak bitch, and being hazed by your 23 year old coworker. 
 

TIME STAMPS: 

00:00 – welcome to the PUMPCAST 

06:40 – introducing the cast and initial drama 

20:07 – the sur uniforms... 

25:01 – the jax and stassi age gap 

29:45 – miss scheana marie gets in the mf STU 

38:16 – stassi being a hater with kristen and katie 

45:00 – how is stassi still employed? 

46:37 – EVERYONE CLOCK IN TO YOUR SHIFTS 

48:32 – the decoration of sur... let's talk about it 

51:20 – the hazing of scheana 

57:34 – brunch with the DEVIL

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we're back and better than ever, lover girls! welcome to the new set of our show! today, we're talking about my ins and outs for 2026 before jumping into some marty supreme discourse and how truly wild some of the takes floating around on tiktok are.

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TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – welcome to the new set!!
04:17 – my ins for 2026
25:50 – my outs for 2026
44:43 – marty supreme discourse

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last episode of the year and we're talking about the gay hockey tv show, gifting getting out of control, a critique on people's lack of care when talking about weight changes, luck in love and AI in indie filmmaking... really an episode tackling many of my favorite topics on this show to round out the year lol. love u so much and see u in 2026!!

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TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – heated rivalry
10:02 – gift giving is getting out of control
19:40 – lack of care in discussing weight changes
32:13 – the single women in your life probably don't need advice
42:55 – AI in indie filmmaking

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bean soup theory! what about me-ism! parasocial behavior at its finest! this week, i'm tired of tip toeing and i'm yelling about it! because the kind of content people thiiiink they want? would actually fucking suck! down with qualifiers and caveats! down with assuming the worst of people we don't actually know! we have brains and we can use them!

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TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – the perfect sweatset
04:57 – the bean soupification of the internet
24:21 – breaking bad, misogyny and loving skylar
43:30 – netflix/warner brothers acquisition

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