You can’t say anything any more - and here to prove it is Harriet Langley-Swindon, with a round of all the best bits of her weekly radio show on a national network that can’t be named for legal reasons. Absolutely Non-Censored [subs please check capitalisation and hyphen] from beginning to end, with all the rubbish edited out. Each week, Harriet will chat through the segments with producer Martin, and we’ll be getting a Hot & Spicy Take Of The Week from resident comedian Eshaan Akbar who was hired because he was funny and not any other reason. NonCensored is created by award-winning comedians Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy & Eshaan Akbar.
This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, about why her spring statement got such bad reviews; US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth joins us to talk about why he definitely didn't leak classified information and also America's Canadian invasion plans; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about Prince Harry stepping down from a charity when he should be going jousting.
If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up. This week, there's a Time For Questions Q&A episode, and an exclusive segment with royal correspondent Nicola Witchell.
With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Davina Bentley, Sam Russell and Ed Morrish.
Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.
Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.
Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan, which is at the Hackney Empire on April 12th.
Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.
Sam is part of Shoot From The Hip impro. You can find details of their latest live dates and videos of previous shows on their website.
Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that just returned for a fourth series.
Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.
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This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Health Secretary, Wes Streeting, about mental health and why it's being over-diagnosed; Eshaan Akbar shares a Hot & Spicy Take about why the Finns are the happiest people on earth; and we hear from a phone-in caller about why you should but Teslas, specifically from him.
If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up. On Tuesday 25th we will be recording a Time For Questions show, so if you want to ask a question pop over to Patreon and comment on the latest post.
With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, James Barr, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.
Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.
Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.
Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan.
James co-hosts the A Gay & A Non-Gay podcast, and is going on tour, and you should go and see him. Tickets available from jamesbarrcomedy.com.
Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.
Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that just returned for a fourth series.
Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.
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This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, about the tough choices the government are making on benefits, and why Labour aren't interested in helping people who don't work; we also have General Dick Terrific, for the US Third Airborne Tariff Division, to explain how the Trade War is going, compared to his previous campaigns in the Culture War and The War On Christmas; and of course, Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week, this week about Disney's reboot of Snow White.
If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.
With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Davina Bentley, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.
Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.
Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.
Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan.
Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.
Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.
Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that just returned for a fourth series.
Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.
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This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to Sir Keir Starmer, about his week of European/American diplomacy, and why cutting foreign aid to boost defence spending makes things easier; Democratic Congresswoman Gretchen Hardline talks us through her VERY effective protest against President Trump's State of the Union speech; and after Rishi Sunak expressed regret about "Stop the Boats", Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about political slogans.
If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.
With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Joz Norris, Davina Bentley and Ed Morrish.
Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.
Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.
Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan.
Joz is previewing his Edinburgh show, You Wait. Time Passes, in Glasgow, Bristol and Edinburgh. Get your tickets here.
Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.
Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that just returned for a fourth series.
Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.
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This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to Will Lewis, the publisher of the Washington Post, about WaPo's new editorial direction; we speak to friend of the show Sir Douglas Brown CBE, chairman of Southern Central Thames Oil, about why his company, like other oil producers, have ditched their green commitments; and after President Trump announced a $5m (£3.9m) "golden passport", Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about rich foreigners.
If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.
With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Oliver Izod and Ed Morrish.
Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.
Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.
Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan.
Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.
Oliver can be found busking in Covent Garden.
Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is on Radio 4 at 6.30pm on Thursdays for six weeks from the 30th January, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that returns for a fourth series on Monday 3rd March.
Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.
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This week Harriet and Producer Martin introduce their new feature, Column Of The Week, where they speak to an eminent British newspaper columnist about their brilliant, brilliant work. This week, it's the Telegraph's Allison Pearson, who talks us through her article, "JD Vance’s courageous lecture on migration has shamed our gutless elites”. We also welcome DOGE's Ethan Chablowski back to the show, to explain how his takeover of the Federal Aviation Authority is going, and Eshaan Akbar asks a question for his Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week that turns out to be [REDACTED].
If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.
With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Sooz Kempner, Lucas Jefcoate and Ed Morrish.
Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.
Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.
Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan.
Sooz is currently previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly, in Brighton on the 25th April and at MachFest, in Machynlleth, on the 3rd May. Tickets and all the information you need are on Sooz's website.
Lucas has live dates coming up in Glasgow, Manchester and Brighton - you can get tickets via his website.
Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars. It's on Radio 4 at 6.30pm on Thursdays for six weeks from the 30th January, and you can listen afterwards on BBC Sounds.
Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.
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This week Harriet and Producer Martin speak to suspended Labour MPs Grandrew Wynne Evans and Hugh Massingham-Twunt, who would like to apologise to all the idiots they offended with their WhatsApp posts. They also hear from Ian Business about why we need to be back in the office four days a week, and Eshaan Akbar has a VERY Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about why the British economy is a grower, not a shower.
If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.
With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Larry & Paul, AJ and Ed Morrish.
Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.
Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.
Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan.
Larry & Paul do their brilliant Broken News sketches on their YouTube channel, so pop over there, laugh and subscribe.
AJ is part of Shoot From The Hip impro. You can find details of their latest live dates and videos of previous shows on their website.
Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars. It's on Radio 4 at 6.30pm on Thursdays for six weeks from the 30th January, and you can listen afterwards on BBC Sounds.
Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.
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For this week's show, Harriet and Producer Martin speak to Ethan Chablowski, one of Elon Musk’s small team of bright young men who are making the American government more efficient, about why privacy is cringe and free speech is lit. They also hear from Richard Burgon MP about his reinstatement to the Labour benches now that he acknowledges that he was wrong to do the right thing and what sort of animal Keir Starmer would be, and Eshaan Akbar 'phones it in' with a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about schools banning mobiles.
If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up - thanks to Adam Homato for signing up this week.
With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Lucas Jefcoate, Dan Clarkson and Ed Morrish.
Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.
Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.
Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan.
Lucas has live dates coming up in Leicester, Glasgow and Brighton - you can get tickets via his website.
Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars. It's on Radio 4 at 6.30pm on Thursdays for six weeks from the 30th January, and you can listen afterwards on BBC Sounds.
Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production
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For this week's show, Harriet and Producer Martin speak to The Daily Mail's Horatio Bamm about Labour's plans to build, build, build. They also catch up with AI Producer Martin, who was had quite a week since he was created to co-host last week's show, including having his job stolen by a cheaper, Chinese AI. And Eshaan Akbar has had a look at the ONS's projection for the population and Britain, and come up with a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about immigration.
If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.
With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Jake Bhardwaj, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.
Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.
Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.
Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan.
Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here.
Jake co-hosts The Pub Quiz Pod with Liam Shaw, from the internet sketch act The Squid - listen here.
Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars. It's on Radio 4 at 6.30pm on Thursdays for six weeks from the 30th January, and you can listen afterwards on BBC Sounds.
Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production
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Time For Questions is the NonCensored spin-off show where Harriet Langley Swindon, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar answer YOUR questions.
Since the start of 2024 this has been exclusively for Patreons, who get one per month, but we're releasing the one we made in December 2024 from the paywall to the main feed so you can hear what you'd be getting. This episode saw them answer questions like
We're recording January's TFQ next week, so f you'd like to ask a question, go to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.
Thanks to all our Patreons for making this show possible, and also thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar and Ed Morrish.
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.
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For this week's show, Harriet is joined by An Ai Producer Martin as her co-host, but we don't think you'll be able to tell the difference! Together, they speak to the new and former President of America, Donald J. Trump, about his plans to go to Mars and why we need more magenta. They also speak to Britain's Man In The Magaverse Nigel Farage MP, about how he could probably get into the inaugural party if he wanted to and why we need to drill for oil in the UK. We also hear a Hot & Spicy Takeaway from Eshaan Akbar about Prince Harry's foiled attempt to make free speech illegal.
Thanks to Lorna for signing up to our Patreon this week. She'll be getting early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, and a nice warm feeling inside from supporting the show. Pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored if you want any and/or all of those things.
With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Lewis Macleod and Ed Morrish.
Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.
Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.
Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan.
Lewis does video messages to order, so if you'd like to hear from Trump, Farage, or any of the other people that Lewis does, go to his website.
Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing.
Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.
NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production
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