What's up bros? This Summer House season is taking a turn toward slow and brutal torture for all of us (the cool part of the cast included) because how in the hell are we supposed to watch this without breaking our TVs? Add broken TVs to the list of damaged goods that cannot be repaired by these two. While Amanda is "just overwhelmed" and can't make it (probably so she doesn't have to see her boyfriend making good with her best friend while her husband DJs), West takes full opportunity to use all of Ciara's triggers against her so he can be the good guy?? Give me a break - this is only going to get worse unfortunately

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What's up bros? We're thankfully back in Rhode Island with our favorite new cast...or at least we were excited until we got to Jo-Ellen's house because what in the world is going on there? Let's just move on from that quickly and talk about the rest of the ladies before we throw up because there are a lot of ongoings to discuss. This show is doing an incredible job of blowing up and very quickly discussing the beef and moving on - just how we like it. Meanwhile, back in the sauna with Jo-Ellen's weird sister situation...actually no we won't do that.

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What's up bros?? First, I want to congratulate every one of us for making it through the season. There were no less than 4 points in the last 3 episodes where we thought we were out of our misery but they just kept going. Fortunately, we just have what will most likely be a lackluster 3-part reunion and we're free from the RHOBH hell. While we were holding on to some sliver of hope in the Erika Jayne department for this finale; it all came crashing down when we once again were hit with Team Kyle taking over once again. Oh well, it's not like Bravo will ever listen to the fans with this show right?

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What's up bros?? We're back for what turned out to be quite the random episode of Southern Hospitality with Justin & Mia's date taking center focus and a discourse that left us scratching our heads. If we know anything about Charleston, there's no shortage of f-boys and inter-friend dating, so excuse us if we thought that was just expected behavior. What we didn't expect however was Lake taking quite the strong stance on Mia being a "girl's girl". We might need to retire that phrase moving forward because it's getting confusing to say the least.

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What's up bros?? We're back in The Valley and we might be looking at a potential disaster show with no direction but don't worry, we try our best to steer us (and them in the right direction). It seems all of the things we were worried about with this cast are really starting to come to fruition and unfortunately, we might be in for a whole season of growing pains. From a very confusing situation between Jasmine, Lala and Michelle to Brandon inserting himself into drama episode 1; we cover it all

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What's up bros?? Cat's outta the bag after this episode, Amanda and West were absolutely hooking up mid-summer and you can't convince us otherwise. What a bizarre and icky episode we had to watch; unfortunately well all had to go through that but we always have each other. From Amanda's weird "apology" to Ben & Sabrina and her terrible subsequent confessionals to West downright not giving a damn about Ciara's feelings just so he can get his rocks off with this new girl; what a wildly terrible episode for these two lovers.

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What's up bros?? We're back in the ATL for another great episode of Atlanta once again begging the question "is Atlanta back?" and I answer a firm YES! While Porsha throws some wicked shade at Kelli during dirty tea, it seems she's not the only person finding things from the past to get upset about; we're talking about Shamea of course. Let's hope she can find a place in this cast this season because it looks like all of the other ladies are moving forward to better things and she might just get left behind.

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What's up bros?? We're back with our favorite new franchise in Rhode Island spending quality time at the sea wall with your best friend and husband. This was a very couple-centric episode and well, let's just say we have a lot of questions. We don't have questions because we saw questionable things; we have questions because these women keep telling us things we didn't even think of! Let's hope this season keeps moving like it is because we're loving it

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What's up bros? Whoever spread the information stating this was this finale...we'd like a word. Our only hope left to salvage the end of this season hinges on Erika and that gives us the best chance for something watchable next week for sure. Will all of this amount to a fun discourse at the finale? Probably not. Will we still be here covering it so you don't have to watch this boring show? Yes we will and we'll make you feel great about that!

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What's up bros?? We're back down at the lake with our favorite cast (except one person) for the end of their little getaway. For some it was time to get a little fun and smooch and for others it was time to finally drop the cold shoulder and get into the issues (then smooch). Unfortunately for everyone there and us a home, we still have to deal with Emmy to which we ask: can we be done with her? Everything on this show is so good and captivating and then we have one person seemingly none of us want to deal with. Let's not let her ruin a good thing here

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What's up bros? We're back in The Valley with the most consistent show on Bravo (not complimentary or derogatory) to really focus on all of the existing, potential and crumbling relationships. While we're still keeping an eye on LaLa's involvement; Danny has really fallen off a cliff to the point where we just do not want to watch him anymore. He's gone from quirky to boring to a little annoying to get him off my screen ASAP but let's focus on the budding romance (?) between Michelle and Schwartz because that's really scratching an itch right now.

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