Good Children
Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella
Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!
- 1 hour 24 minutesEscaping The Khia Asylum
Happy New Year! This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026.
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Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR:
Kenzie Edmondson
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24 December 2025, 8:00 am - 58 minutes 5 secondsA Day In The Life of Mrs. Claus
Today, Marie Claus sits down with top elf, Elphie, for a candid conversation about the state of the North Pole, Santa's recent medical crisis, the origin of the Frosty at Wendy's and the recent birth of her twins: Khloe and Lamar. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe
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17 December 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 5 minutesHannah Solow on Oh, Mary!, Facing Rejection, and Being A Perfect Child
A meeting of the minds for the ages. This week, we sit down with our new friend, Hannah Solow, to talk about her experience on Oh, Mary!, her childhood in California, Carmines Italian Restaurant, and much more.
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Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR:
Kenzie Edmondson
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10 December 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 4 minutesCat Cohen Made It To Hollywood
This week, we sit down with our friend, movie star, Cat Cohen, to discuss her childhood in Texas, the early days of podcasting, and what it takes to be an entertainer.
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Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR:
Kenzie Edmondson
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3 December 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 6 minutesThanksgiving Has Got To Go
Sit down with Siobhan the Pilgrim and Alan the Turkey for an intense conversation about the worst holiday on the year.
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26 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 6 minutesPlasma Was Always Going To Be A Star
This week, we sit down with actor, singer and Drag Race alum, Plasma, to discuss every memory that led up to her debut album: Is Miss Thing On?
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19 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 1 minuteRanking Cold Cuts
This week we're doing the work by discussing our favorite and least favorite lunch meats. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional).
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12 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 34 secondsAshnikko Does It For Her Inner Child
This week we're joined by pop sensation Ashnikko to discuss all things bathhouses, childhood trauma, and her latest album "Smoochies."
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5 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 40 minutesHow To Spend Your Last Day On Earth
Join us on a journey through time and space as we imagine the best days of our lives. For Joe, that means trading spaces with Steve Martin at Wi Spa and being rescued by Selena Gomez. For Andrew, that starts at a 6:30am Barry's Bootcamp class and ends at the hospital.
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29 October 2025, 7:00 am - 1 hour 22 minutesHalloweenTown Reunion Special II: Kalabar's Revenge
This week, HallowenTown's oldest witch, and criminal at large, Agatha Cromwell, sits down with her granddaughter Marnie Piper for another attempt at healing the generational trauma onset by Marnie's life on screen. Will Marnie ever forgive her mother, J.K. Rowling? Will Agatha ever stop bringing about the tragic demise of all of her loved ones? Will either of them ever shut up? All this and more. HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe
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22 October 2025, 7:00 am - 1 hour 19 minutesDoes Your Halloween Party Suck?
This week we're talking about Halloween parties. Specifically how to improve your party with a few simple tips from Iron Chef Andrew Muscarella. Plus: How To Be Less Fuggo.
HOSTS:
Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR:
Kenzie Edmondson
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