Good Children
Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella
<p>Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod"> Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!</a></p>
- 1 hour 4 minutesBlowing Out Our Sphincters
This week, join us for a Patreon Original episode where we discuss the current states of our stomachs, our relationship to food, and our sphincters.
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28 January 2026, 8:00 am - 58 minutes 16 secondsJames Tom's Rules To Being A Gay Guy
This week, comedian and writer James Tom joins the pod to discuss his childhood in California, Fire Island, and his thoughts on gay culture.
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21 January 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 3 minutesDating A Drag Queen ft. Lemon Chiffon
This week, we're joined by Joe's boyfriend for a very special episode! We talk about life growing up in Australia, finding yourself in Brooklyn, and the details of Joe and Ross' dating history.
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14 January 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 18 minutesWe Want A Trader Joe's Theme Park
The boys are back with an episode that will change everything... for Trader Joe's corprate. This week we're discussing This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026.
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7 January 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 24 minutesEscaping The Khia Asylum
Happy New Year! This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026.
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24 December 2025, 8:00 am - 58 minutes 5 secondsA Day In The Life of Mrs. Claus
Today, Marie Claus sits down with top elf, Elphie, for a candid conversation about the state of the North Pole, Santa's recent medical crisis, the origin of the Frosty at Wendy's and the recent birth of her twins: Khloe and Lamar. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe
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17 December 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 5 minutesHannah Solow on Oh, Mary!, Facing Rejection, and Being A Perfect Child
A meeting of the minds for the ages. This week, we sit down with our new friend, Hannah Solow, to talk about her experience on Oh, Mary!, her childhood in California, Carmines Italian Restaurant, and much more.
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10 December 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 4 minutesCat Cohen Made It To Hollywood
This week, we sit down with our friend, movie star, Cat Cohen, to discuss her childhood in Texas, the early days of podcasting, and what it takes to be an entertainer.
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3 December 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 6 minutesThanksgiving Has Got To Go
Sit down with Siobhan the Pilgrim and Alan the Turkey for an intense conversation about the worst holiday on the year.
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26 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 6 minutesPlasma Was Always Going To Be A Star
This week, we sit down with actor, singer and Drag Race alum, Plasma, to discuss every memory that led up to her debut album: Is Miss Thing On?
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19 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 1 minuteRanking Cold Cuts
This week we're doing the work by discussing our favorite and least favorite lunch meats. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional).
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