Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!

  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    Why Is Spending The Night So Scary?

    Today the boys discuss the timeless hell that is a sleepover.

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    HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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    8 January 2025, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    Getting Naked With Your Best Friend

    Happy Nude Year! After a life-changing three day visit to a Korean Spa in Los Angeles, the boys discuss the complications of being in touch with their own bodies, with stories from middle school to Melbourne, Australia.

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    HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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    1 January 2025, 5:00 am
  • 57 minutes 27 seconds
    DO NOT HIRE A GRINCH IMPERSONATOR

    Merry Christmas to AWLL! Today Cindy Lou Who and The Grinch work it out on the remix before Joe and Andrew dive into their storied history with The Grinch. From elaborately themed experiential walkthroughs at summer camp, to unsolicited visits in college, all the way to the fateful Grinch impersonator that changed Snowchella forever.

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    HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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    24 December 2024, 7:07 pm
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    Ilana Glazer on Long Island, Weed, Motherhood, & Broad City

    Today we're joined by the icon who made this podcast possible: Ilana Glazer. We discuss growing up on Long Island, weed-induced anxiety attacks, motherhood, working with your best friend, and Ilana's latest project; "Human Magic" out December 20th on Hulu & Disney+.

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    HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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    18 December 2024, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    Why Does Santa Punish Us?

    Is it ethical to raise children under the threat of Santa Claus? Today we join Buddy the Elf and Santa Claws himself for a discussion on Santa Claus... the good.. the bad.. and the freaks!

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    HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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    11 December 2024, 4:47 am
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    Are Christmas Carolers Okay?

    Today we join Nora and Luther Krank as they prepare for the surprise homecoming of their grown-ass daughter Blair, who ruins their beautiful Virgin Voyages getaway. Then, we discuss, in deep psychological measures, what it takes to be a Christmas Caroler. We round out the episode by processing all twelve days of Christmas.

    4 December 2024, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 19 minutes
    The Perks of Touching Grass
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    🏕️ GIVEAWAY ALERT! 🏕️
    This week, we’re taking you along on our getaway to Postcard Cabins in Machimoodus, CT— where we unplug and get back in touch with ourselves 🌲✨ AND, because we loved it so much, we’re giving THREE lucky listeners the chance to win a 2-night stay at a Postcard Cabin of your choosing! Here’s how to enter:

    1. Follow @goodchildrenpod, @andrewmuscarella, AND @joehegyes on Instagram.
    2. Tag your bestie in the comments below (they need to be following all three accounts, too!).

    🏕️🍂Winners will be announced on December 4th on Instagram! Don’t miss your chance to cozy up in the cabin of your dreams. 🏕️🍂

    Legal stuff: This giveaway is not affiliated with Instagram. Must be 18+ to enter. Open to U.S. residents only. Winners will be contacted directly from this account. No purchase necessary. Terms and conditions apply.


    27 November 2024, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    Thanksgiving When You're Gay and Italian and In Your 20s

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    Today Joe explains why fish are birds, we discuss Thanksgiving as a concept, and the boys ideate on a new ice cream flavor that will change the trajectory of their lives.

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    HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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    20 November 2024, 4:12 am
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    Do Gays Need Gay Friends?

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    RECORDED PRE-ELECTION: Today we discuss the technicalities of what it means to be a gay person, from coming to terms to coming out.

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    HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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    13 November 2024, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    Our Friendship Was Over

    An early release for some much needed distraction right about now <3 Go out and vote if you haven't yet! 

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    This week, we have a very serious, very honest, conversation about the state of our friendship. 

    5 November 2024, 9:32 pm
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    The Partying Will Catch Up To You

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    Today, we’re diving into the wild aftermath of weekend debauchery—why we keep saying “never again” but somehow still show up in the same places every Friday night. We’re talking side effects of partying that nobody tells you about (hint: it’s not just the hangover) and The Hunger Games... again. 

    30 October 2024, 4:00 am
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