Good Children
Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella
Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!
- 1 hour 10 minutesJon Lovett on Math, Chipotle, & Long Island
Today we're joined by Gay Long Island Podcast Royalty: Jon Lovett. From a career in political speechwriting to a stint on Survivor, Jon traces his life back to his roots: a suburban upbringing on Long Island, New York.
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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson
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26 February 2025, 5:00 am - 1 hour 25 minutesThe Body Keeps The Score, And, Girl, We’re Getting Our Ass Beat
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TW: Diet Culture, Body Image, and, girlllll, just some typical self-hating gays.
Today we move through our journeys with fitness as we giggle and gab about workout classes. From the dark room of SoulCyle to the comfort of an at-home workout, we’ve pretty much tried everything once. Certified Personal Trainer & Fitness Coach, Andrew, talks about his complicated relationship with the fitness world and Joe worries he might be regressing to a less body positive era of his life. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll immediately want to sign up for Patreon for a brand new bonus episode EVERY SINGLE THURSDAY AT 8PM EST!
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19 February 2025, 4:47 am - 1 hour 10 minutesIf You’re In Your Darkest Hour: Click On This
This week, we are back on the timeless subject of Valentine’s Day. Joe and Andrew discuss angel food cake, the devil, Instagram flirting tactics, Hailee Steinfeld, Hailee Steinfeld’s dad, Sia’s Jamaican patois, and the mental and emotional state of one of our perpetually Valentine-less hosts, who will remain unnamed.
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12 February 2025, 5:00 am - 1 hour 15 minutesThe Sick & Twisted Story of A Twink & A Redhead
This week we're joined by our IRL besties, Grant Gibbs and Ashley Gill AKA A Twink and a Redhead! We talk about our parallel lives growing up together in the tri-state area, our joint love of chain restaurants, and getting to know each other as neighbors in Brooklyn!
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5 February 2025, 5:00 am - 1 hour 10 minutesWhat Cruise Ships Do To The Brain
Today we're talking CRUISING!!!!! Specifically the family vacation we took together in 2022 that was anything but smooth sailing.
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29 January 2025, 5:00 am - 51 minutes 7 secondsThe Life & Death of Shirley Temple
This week, get a look behind the Patreon Paywall with a very special episode, where Andrew tells Joe all about the life and death of legendary film star Shirley Temple.
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22 January 2025, 5:00 am - 59 minutes 41 secondsWhy Ben Platt Performs
Ben Platt joins the boys for an honest conversation about anxiety, aspirations, and The Search for Elle Woods.
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15 January 2025, 5:00 am - 1 hour 16 minutesWhy Is Spending The Night So Scary?
Today the boys discuss the timeless hell that is a sleepover.
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8 January 2025, 5:00 am - 1 hour 15 minutesGetting Naked With Your Best Friend
Happy Nude Year! After a life-changing three day visit to a Korean Spa in Los Angeles, the boys discuss the complications of being in touch with their own bodies, with stories from middle school to Melbourne, Australia.
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1 January 2025, 5:00 am - 57 minutes 27 secondsDO NOT HIRE A GRINCH IMPERSONATOR
Merry Christmas to AWLL! Today Cindy Lou Who and The Grinch work it out on the remix before Joe and Andrew dive into their storied history with The Grinch. From elaborately themed experiential walkthroughs at summer camp, to unsolicited visits in college, all the way to the fateful Grinch impersonator that changed Snowchella forever.
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24 December 2024, 7:07 pm - 1 hour 2 minutesIlana Glazer on Long Island, Weed, Motherhood, & Broad City
Today we're joined by the icon who made this podcast possible: Ilana Glazer. We discuss growing up on Long Island, weed-induced anxiety attacks, motherhood, working with your best friend, and Ilana's latest project; "Human Magic" out December 20th on Hulu & Disney+.
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