Good Children
Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella
<p>Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod"> Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!</a></p>
- 1 hour 4 minutes2020, Eating Disorders, and The Friends We Made Along The Way
This week, we're going back to the beginning: 2020. Let's go on a journey of body image issues, eating disorders, and the most beautiful apartment of all time, all the way to the very beginning of this special podcast.
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11 March 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 3 minutesBecoming Who You Wanted To Be In Middle School
This week, the boys discuss their dream jobs as children, and how to get back to living those dreams today. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe
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4 March 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 8 minutesWe Should All Be Playing Video Games
In 2006, it was Halo 2 and a Mountain Dew Code Red. In 2026, it’s Fortnite and an OLIPOP Shirley Temple. Some of us play video games on first dates, some play Video Games by Lana Del Rey, but we all love Dots Pretzels. All this and more on Good Children.
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25 February 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 5 minutesA Critical Analysis of Frozen (2013)
This week we dive into our notes app and are led down a glorious path including: the entire plot of The Hobbit, a chicken recipe, and a deeply personal analysis of Frozen.
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18 February 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 3 minutesExploring Kinks On Valentine's Day
This week, we're tackling kinks (and Valentine's Day) with a brand new perspective. Whether you're a bull or a sub, this episode has a little loving for everyone!
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11 February 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 10 minutesStop Asking Gay Kids To Shovel Snow
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This week we're talking the slow and steady process of becoming karens, teachers, and people who can shovel snow.
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4 February 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 4 minutesBlowing Out Our Sphincters
This week, join us for a Patreon Original episode where we discuss the current states of our stomachs, our relationship to food, and our sphincters.
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28 January 2026, 8:00 am - 58 minutes 16 secondsJames Tom's Rules To Being A Gay Guy
This week, comedian and writer James Tom joins the pod to discuss his childhood in California, Fire Island, and his thoughts on gay culture.
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21 January 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 3 minutesDating A Drag Queen ft. Lemon Chiffon
This week, we're joined by Joe's boyfriend for a very special episode! We talk about life growing up in Australia, finding yourself in Brooklyn, and the details of Joe and Ross' dating history.
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14 January 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 18 minutesWe Want A Trader Joe's Theme Park
The boys are back with an episode that will change everything... for Trader Joe's corprate. This week we're discussing This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026.
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7 January 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 24 minutesEscaping The Khia Asylum
Happy New Year! This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026.
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