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The time has come for Good Children to take a break. Thank you all so much for following along for the past four years of our lives. We are so lucky to have you. We'll talk soon.
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10 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 1 minuteMale Musicians For A Change
This week we’re finally giving male musicians their flowers! Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe
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3 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 17 minutesThe Good Children Upstairs Neighbors Lip Sync LaLaPaRuza Smackdown
This week, we're joined by the lights of our lives: Maya and Dom from Upstairs Neighbors! Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe
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27 May 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 8 minutesWhat The Future Holds
This week, we're looking into the future for a greater understanding of Andrew's future husband: Carmine.
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20 May 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 10 minutesHoliday In The Sun
Finally, we take a vacation! Join us on a trip to Baha Mar resort, in Nassau Bahamas, where we feed flamingos, lounge in a lazy river, and learn the ultimate truth Addison Rae has been trying to tell us all along: life's no fun through clear waters.
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13 May 2026, 7:00 am - 58 minutes 9 secondsWhat To Expect From Your Saturn Return
This week, we're discussing our Saturn Return, the astrological event meant to uplift everything you know about your life and teach you some hard lessons.
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6 May 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 3 minutesDesigning The Perfect All-Inclusive Resort (Spring Break: Episode 4)
All good things must come to an end. In our final episode of Spring Break, we're dreaming about our ideal resort. From the linens to the soaps to, of course, the restaurants. Thank you so much for joining us on this trip!
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29 April 2026, 7:00 am - 58 minutes 9 secondsThe Mortifying Ordeal of Taking Thirst Traps in the Mirror in Your Room (Spring Break: Episode 3)
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Spring break continues, this week with a slightly more existential lens. Today, as we lounge in our plunge pool, we dissect the need for online validation, why we take thirst traps, and donating our bodies to science.
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22 April 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 5 minutesSomething Weird Is Happening At The Breakfast Buffet (Spring Break: Episode 2)
Something very weird happened at the breakfast buffet this morning. It's time for another episode on island time! For the second week of our spring break, we are dissecting a group of travelers at the resort we like to call "Mary and her friends."
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15 April 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 4 minutesChair Hoggers At All-Inclusive Resorts (Spring Break: Episode 1)
Grab your sunscreen and your chicest pair of flip flops, because we're taking you on vacation! For the next four weeks, we're coming to you from our very own personal spring break trip in Mexico! In this first installment, we're a couple piña coladas in and ready to discuss the psychotic phenomenon that is chair-hogging at the pool.
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8 April 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 16 minutesThe Songs That Changed Us
This week we're diving deep into some songs that have changed our lives for the better, including Waterfalls by TLC, the Les Mis soundtrack, and Lana.
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