Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!

  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    Do Gays Need Gay Friends?

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    RECORDED PRE-ELECTION: Today we discuss the technicalities of what it means to be a gay person, from coming to terms to coming out.

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    HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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    13 November 2024, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    Our Friendship Was Over

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    This week, we have a very serious, very honest, conversation about the state of our friendship. 

    5 November 2024, 9:32 pm
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    The Partying Will Catch Up To You

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    Today, we’re diving into the wild aftermath of weekend debauchery—why we keep saying “never again” but somehow still show up in the same places every Friday night. We’re talking side effects of partying that nobody tells you about (hint: it’s not just the hangover) and The Hunger Games... again. 

    30 October 2024, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Halloween Horror Stories

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    This week we listen to horror stories from our beautiful, sexy, gorgeous Patrons and then share a few of our own!

    23 October 2024, 4:00 am
  • 59 minutes 54 seconds
    Are All Priests Gay? &amp; Sick Days

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    This week the boys sit down to discuss taking a sick day, something they haven't done since May 4th, 2022. Andrew breaks down his will to cheat in religious education, then takes Joe to confession.

    16 October 2024, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Charli and Troye (also, we're going on tour. check the bio. for real.)

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    Get ready to SWEAT, this week we’re talking about Charli xcx, Troye Sivan, and other dynamic duos. We also get into our own personal best friends, sharing stories and reflections on relationships outside of each other for once. Plus, Andrew shares some trauma.

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    9 October 2024, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    The Halloweentown Reunion

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    This week, Agatha Cromwell sits down with her granddaughter Marnie Piper for the first time publicly since 2004 in a shockingly tense, no-holds-barred conversation about the state of their family, the nation, and their future, mere weeks before Agatha is doomed to leave this mortal realm forever. Marnie reveals Agatha was a combative and difficult coworker, Agatha reveals the unbelievable truth about not only Marnie's father but also her grandfather.

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    2 October 2024, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    The War on Apple Picking

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    We're talking about fall/Gilmore Girls/apple picking for the third consecutive year in a row but this time our opinions fall into a slightly more controversial category. Is apple picking really worth the hype? What exactly does it mean to pick a pumpkin? Is Rory Gilmore apolitical? All this and more.

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    25 September 2024, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    Yasmine Sahid Fan Club

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    This week we're joined by the iconic Yasmine Sahid for a discussion on Disney Channel and destiny. In what has been described, by us, as the best episode of the podcast, Yasmine recounts auditions as a child, the expectations vs. reality of moving to LA, and her most toxic job. 

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    18 September 2024, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    Talking About The SATs Again...

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    This week we discuss the trials and tribulations of early college years. From standardized testing to public bathrooms, messy roommates, and everything in between.

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    11 September 2024, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Operation Green Acres

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    This week we take you on a retrospective of some of our favorite family vacations, including the fateful trip to Orlando where Andrew surprised Joe on his 14th birthday. 

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    4 September 2024, 4:00 am
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