Good Children
Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella
<p>Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod"> Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!</a></p>
- 58 minutes 9 secondsThe Mortifying Ordeal of Taking Thirst Traps in the Mirror in Your Room (Spring Break: Episode 3)
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Spring break continues, this week with a slightly more existential lens. Today, as we lounge in our plunge pool, we dissect the need for online validation, why we take thirst traps, and donating our bodies to science.
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22 April 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 5 minutesSomething Weird Is Happening At The Breakfast Buffet (Spring Break: Episode 2)
Something very weird happened at the breakfast buffet this morning. It's time for another episode on island time! For the second week of our spring break, we are dissecting a group of travelers at the resort we like to call "Mary and her friends."
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15 April 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 4 minutesChair Hoggers At All-Inclusive Resorts (Spring Break: Episode 1)
Grab your sunscreen and your chicest pair of flip flops, because we're taking you on vacation! For the next four weeks, we're coming to you from our very own personal spring break trip in Mexico! In this first installment, we're a couple piña coladas in and ready to discuss the psychotic phenomenon that is chair-hogging at the pool.
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8 April 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 16 minutesThe Songs That Changed Us
This week we're diving deep into some songs that have changed our lives for the better, including Waterfalls by TLC, the Les Mis soundtrack, and Lana.
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1 April 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 6 minutesWe Need To Save Boston Market
You already guessed it: we're talking fast food. Burger King is over. White Castle is for your lowest moments. And we need to get really serious about reviving Boston Market.
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25 March 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 6 minutesWorking On A Banana Farm For 88 Days To Become Australian Citizens
Did you know this was happening? This week we're going bananas. From banana bread to stale commentary on Punch the Monkey to the reality show that will change everything. This episode is all about bananas.
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18 March 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 4 minutes2020, Eating Disorders, and The Friends We Made Along The Way
This week, we're going back to the beginning: 2020. Let's go on a journey of body image issues, eating disorders, and the most beautiful apartment of all time, all the way to the very beginning of this special podcast.
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11 March 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 3 minutesBecoming Who You Wanted To Be In Middle School
This week, the boys discuss their dream jobs as children, and how to get back to living those dreams today. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe
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4 March 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 8 minutesWe Should All Be Playing Video Games
In 2006, it was Halo 2 and a Mountain Dew Code Red. In 2026, it’s Fortnite and an OLIPOP Shirley Temple. Some of us play video games on first dates, some play Video Games by Lana Del Rey, but we all love Dots Pretzels. All this and more on Good Children.
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25 February 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 5 minutesA Critical Analysis of Frozen (2013)
This week we dive into our notes app and are led down a glorious path including: the entire plot of The Hobbit, a chicken recipe, and a deeply personal analysis of Frozen.
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18 February 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 3 minutesExploring Kinks On Valentine's Day
This week, we're tackling kinks (and Valentine's Day) with a brand new perspective. Whether you're a bull or a sub, this episode has a little loving for everyone!
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