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Salryn (and Jorvin) didn't just sit idle these long weeks. They did everything they could to unpick the mysteries of Vita's plan, the machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and the mysterious 'Lessor' who wrote to the diplomat ... but... with Vita and Alaric dead, the party out of their depth, trapped and under siege... what did they expect? Even when they find clues they lack the knowledge to interpret them... and listening to Salryn and Jorvin flounder around trying to figure out what is signal and what is noise is just bad radio so we made the sensible editorial decision to cut all that out and just give you the few highlights.

If you really want to know what is going on with all that Jazz... I guess you are gonna have to keep listening to the rest of No Return :P

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Bran: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

GM/Meh/Karaf: Kier Zhou

Pat D Bakr/Sophia: Dylan Smith

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Part one concludes.

The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans


Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood


Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-Mair


Ysenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-Mair


Chura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-Tickle


Fuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae Majors

Rowan Lightfoot was played by Joe Jordan

Turzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier Zhou


Orryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier Zhou


Mikkel was played by the audacious Adam Robinson

Tobin was played by the sensational Sophie Spoof

Gnilfiet was reprised by charismatic Krissi Williams

Semion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave Hodgson

Saurian 1 was played by the luminous Lilly Inverse
Saurian 2 was voiced by the tenacious Taylor Michaels
Saurian 3 was brought to life by the formidable, funny, and frankly fantastic AJ Fidaglo, also known as Mr F
Saurian 4 was performed by the lyrical Lyssa Jay

The part of Mr Kera was portrayed by the magnetic and moody Tyler Moody

Abbot Liare was reprised with grace by the limitlessly layered Lilly Inverse

Kaoru was conjured by the grounded and grand Girunduu

Sir Casper was embodied with gallant gravitas by the great and gracious Girunduu

Runa was realised by the radiant and resolute Madeleine Buttitta

The Expired Titles MC was magnificently made manifest by the bold and brilliant Brenna Anderson‑Dowd

and Everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier Zhou

Except for Kerren Nadar who was played by the sagacious Stuart Bullock…. But wait… Kerren Nadar? The Lernian? He wasn’t in this was he? The name is familiar but did the character show up? Hmmm… probably a post credit scene then right? 

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It. Gets. Real.

The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans

Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood

Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-Mair

Ysenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-Mair

Chura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Fuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae Majors

Turzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier Zhou

Orryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier Zhou

Mikkel was played by the audacious Adam Robinson

Tobin was played by the sensational Sophie Spoof

Gnilfiet was reprised by the charismatic Krissi Williams

Semion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave Hodgson

Saurian 1 was played by Lilly Inverse

Saurian 2 was played by Taylor Michaels

Saurian 3 was played by AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr F

Saurian 4 was played by Lyssa Jay

and everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier Zhou

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Brucco and Ysenda get closer. Anzhlo's plans begin to come together. The Little Luiren Families are getting involved.

Mr Kera- Tyler Moody

Alts MC- Brenna Anderson-Dowd

Kaoru- Girunduu

Runa- MadeleineButtitta

 
Brucco- Christian Maclean-Mair
Ysenda -Gemma Maclean-Mair
Chura/Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle
Anzhlo - Matt Evans
Saurians/Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou
Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood
Turzhlo: Drew ‘hupfva’ B

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Anzhlo recalls his time in the camp and his run ins with Fuzhlo. Yvonna secures permission for the Saurians to stay. Brucco and Yvonna get closer. Semion takes a stroll around Wide-End

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Anzhlo: Matt Evans
Yvonna: Lauren Littlewood
Semion Quietknife: Dave Hodgson
Fuzhlo: Dontae Majors
Turzhlo: Drew ‘hupfva’ B
Ysenda: Gemma Maclean- Mair
Brucco: Christian Maclean-Mair
Sister Always: Glenda Vilimar
Everyone else: Kier Zhou

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The Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded.

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith

Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair

Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson 

Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan

Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro

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Brucco returns to the camp and Lady Isolde attempts to befriend Anzhlo. Fuzhlo and Gnilfeit meet with Semion Quietknife.

Anzhlo- Matt Evans
Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood
Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou

Brucco- Christian McLean-Mair
Ysenda - Gemma McLean-Mair
Orryn- Kier Zhou 

Abbott Liare: Lilly Inverse

Fuzhlo- Dontae Majors
Chura- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Gnilfeit: Krissi Williams

Semion Quietknife: Dave Hodgson

Content Warning ⚠️: 

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-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Explicit Sexual Themes
- Reference to Drug Use

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The Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chapel camp less than welcoming.

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Anzhlo- Matt Evans
Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood
Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou
Mikkel- Adam Robinson
Sir Casper - Girunduu

Brucco- Christian McLean-Mair
Ysenda - Gemma McLean-Mair
Orryn- Kier Zhou (Originally Mario Guttadauro)

Captain Ironside- James Hart
Fuzhlo- Dontae Majors
Chura- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams
Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

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-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Kidnapping 
- Reference to Drug Use

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Wow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it.

Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier Zhou

Lars Xu- Blake White

Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson

Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams

Leda- Lilly Inverse

Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso

Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig

Niillas Janicek – Dylan Smith

Lady Isolde- Lauren Littlewood

Brother Absalom- Girunduu
 
Luobo Ironside- James Hart

Ang Von Overton- Rachel Pulilam

Dallen Gersia- Daniellelanois

Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair

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Thank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation!

Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier Zhou

Domina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Nyalie Alaric: Glenda Villimar

Constable Lucca/D'Brie: Krissi Williams

Lt Lars Xu - Blake White

Cole Lumbo P.I: Chris RR Bauso

Selwyn Janicek:  Stasi Dimitrova ig

Niillas Janicek: Dylan Smith

Anzhlo: Matt Evans

Yvonna Isolde:  Lauren Littlewood

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- Implied Sexual Themes

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Min explores the temple. The Lessee has a fiery reunion. Herrand tries to walk a tight rope. Gnilfiet drinks some soup!

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Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams
Thae Oraen - Gemma Maclean Mair
Everyone else- Kier Zhou

Content Warning:

- Torture
- Violence
- Lazy Crazy Oversexed Goddess Trope

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