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Gazi and Von Overton return to the lines just in time for the fight back...  Von Overton receives some bad news. Luobo leaves Dagrun at the Row and goes looking for the Guard Commander. Tommo gets some peculiarly timed grief from one of his Vir.

| Anan | Skyler Giordano
| Bezeroa | Tyler Moody
| Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait
| Dag'r | Lilly Inverse
| Dagrun  | Kier Zhou
| Deky | Cameron Gergett
| Door Man| Graham Capobianco
| Gazi | Graham Capobianco
| Ivanic | Justin Fife
| Jinu | Anna Gąsecka, also known as Ren_Overshares
| Kane| Tyler Moody
| Layna Jareg | Rae Witte
| Luobo | James Hart
| OR Guard | Tyler Moody
| OR LT | AJ FidLAGO
| Rufus Sark | Chris (One Wall)
| Sendat | Rae Witte
| Sharp | Kier Zhou
| Tommo | Jack Duncan
| Von Overton | Rachel Pulliam
| Wedder | Chris (One Wall)
| Wilifred | Ed Craggbarber

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Hey all!

I am not going to clog up the No Return feed with all this crazy worldbuilding, but for those who are interested:

The Lore of No Return will have it's own feed where I nerd out in detail (but not too much detail!) about Erset La Tari and the No Returniverse more generally.

If you hate it, fear not! I won't be dropping more of it on here!

But if you like it, you can find it on Spotify: 

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Wow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it.

Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier Zhou

Lars Xu- Blake White

Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson

Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams

Leda- Lilly Inverse

Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso

Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig

Niillas Janicek – Dylan Smith

Lady Isolde- Lauren Littlewood

Brother Absalom- Girunduu
 
Luobo Ironside- James Hart

Ang Von Overton- Rachel Pulilam

Dallen Gersia- Daniellelanois

Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair

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Thank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation!

Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier Zhou

Domina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Nyalie Alaric: Glenda Villimar

Constable Lucca/D'Brie: Krissi Williams

Lt Lars Xu - Blake White

Cole Lumbo P.I: Chris RR Bauso

Selwyn Janicek:  Stasi Dimitrova ig

Niillas Janicek: Dylan Smith

Anzhlo: Matt Evans

Yvonna Isolde:  Lauren Littlewood

Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Implied Sexual Themes

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Original release date 20 Apr 2024

I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer...

Cole Lumbo - Chris RR Bauso
Elyra Lightfoot - Abbie Tickle
Matko- AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F)
Vasa - Lilly Inverse
Selwyn Janicek- Stasi Dimitrova ig
Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair

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Whilst most of the party try to advance the plot and explore a little lore, Dec and Lif's antics derail the story.

Want to learn more about Terrq and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan

Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan

Shain Sotalach  - Adam Robinson

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-Mair

Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan

Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Gorluk The Inspired- Graham Capobianco

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The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact!

Want to learn more about Terrq and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan

Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan

Shain Sotalach  - Adam Robinson

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-Mair

Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan

Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu

Librarian- Kier Zhou

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Sister Jiaomei-  Lyssa Jay 
 

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This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about  what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!

This strange and mysterious realm teeters
ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and the nations of La Tari achieved a hard won peace. The starving were fed, calamitous war averted and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed the treaty- who chafed at silken shackles of peace. Villains who sought power at the expense of the land’s very survival! These vile ne'er do wells found power in the study of dark magicks and used their martial prowess to enslave their neighbours- forcing them to toil under a repressive yoke  to further their selfish hunger for dark esoteric knowledge. So vast became the gap between the power of these villains and those of the forces of  peace that the nations were forced to once again band together commissioning a  fellowship of heroes, of champions, to meet the crisis head-on. Each a master of their  respective art, willing and ready to meet these wicked casters in battle if and when the need arose.

This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart!  For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!

Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan

Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan

Shain Sotalach  - Adam Robinson

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith

Captain Competent- Kier Zhou

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-Mair

Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan

Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu

Preacher- Graham Capobianco

Mage Dad- Jim Tuohy

Magekid -Ryan Andrew Dillon

Dark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan  @KiChanVA

Gore Drinker- Girunduu

Keith- Kier Zhou

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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy

Jim Tuohy Art

Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales

Can Alaric talk his way out of this one?

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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