- 20 minutes 9 seconds10: Mageslayers: What The F**k Have You Done?!
The Heist Concludes!
Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch Kaye
Uruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega
Gorluk - Graham CapobiancoBiksune Ree- Taylor Michaels
Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro
Vehlo Warden- AJ Fidalgo
Seilbh- Krissi WilliamsNikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith
Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil- Kier Zhou
3 May 2026, 11:00 pm - 20 minutes 21 seconds9: Mageslayers: That Easy, Huh?
The Heist Continues!
Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch Kaye
Uruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega
Gorluk - Graham CapobiancoBiksune Ree- Taylor Michaels
Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro
Seilbh- Krissi WilliamsNikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith
Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil/Others- Kier Zhou
26 April 2026, 11:00 pm - 16 minutes 36 seconds6: The Black Thorn: The Taste of Indignation
The Black Thorn goes to the post office.
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou5 April 2026, 11:00 pm - 19 minutes 16 seconds5: The Black Thorn: Even In Perfection...
The Black Thorn tries to love...
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
23 March 2026, 12:00 am - 12 minutes 59 seconds4: The Black Thorn: Time to Redirect
The Black Thorn gets a beer.
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
9 March 2026, 12:00 am - 1 hour 5 minutes20: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I'd Like That Very Much...
The Orillian Regiment are leaving... The Vashjek Inaia have re-joined the Warlord's forces... and The Dayan Army is nowhere to be seen...
What do you do when you know all is lost? Do you go quietly into the night? Or will you rage against the dying of the light?
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
Jim Tuohy Art
Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return
Jorvin: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-MairSwifty: Jack Duncan
GM: Dylan Smith2 March 2026, 12:00 am - 12 minutes 48 seconds3: The Black Thorn: It's Not Mine...
The Black Thorn is recognised.
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
23 February 2026, 12:00 am - 10 minutes 11 seconds2: The Black Thorn: I've Become Too Comfortable...
The Black Thorn makes his way home.
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
9 February 2026, 12:00 am - 12 minutes1: The Black Thorn: My Dark Hunger
The Black Thorn visits the countryside.
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
26 January 2026, 12:00 am - 41 minutes 8 seconds8: Mageslayers: Wait... What Do They Call It Here?
The Heist Begins!
Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch Kaye
Uruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega
Gorluk - Graham CapobiancoBiksune Ree- Taylor Michaels
Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro
Seilbh- Krissi WilliamsNikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith
Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil- Kier Zhou
17 December 2025, 12:00 am - 44 minutes 25 seconds19: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: The Elusive Answers...
Salryn (and Jorvin) didn't just sit idle these long weeks. They did everything they could to unpick the mysteries of Vita's plan, the machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and the mysterious 'Lessor' who wrote to the diplomat ... but... with Vita and Alaric dead, the party out of their depth, trapped and under siege... what did they expect? Even when they find clues they lack the knowledge to interpret them... and listening to Salryn and Jorvin flounder around trying to figure out what is signal and what is noise is just bad radio so we made the sensible editorial decision to cut all that out and just give you the few highlights.
If you really want to know what is going on with all that Jazz... I guess you are gonna have to keep listening to the rest of No Return :P
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
Jim Tuohy Art
Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return
Bran: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair
GM/Meh/Karaf: Kier ZhouPat D Bakr/Sophia: Dylan Smith
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