No Return

Kier Zhou

Welcome to Erset La Tari, a world where death is a constant companion and the future is uncertain. The Land of No Return is a full cast audio drama that takes you on a journey through the different regions of this dying world. From the cities teeming with life to the barren wastelands, each series explores a different story that delves into the themes of morality, power, and survival. In Erset La Tari, the line between good and evil is blurred, and the struggle for survival is a constant battle. With a wide range of styles, No Return has something for everyone. If you're looking for action, we have stories of warriors battling against impossible odds. If you're in the mood for mystery, we have tales of detectives solving crimes in a world where the line between good and evil is blurred. If you're in the mood for horror, we have stories of the supernatural and the unknown. And for those who enjoy political intrigue, we have stories of power struggles and scheming politicians. With monthly updates and concurrent releases, No Return is an ongoing journey through a world on the brink of collapse. Join us on this journey and see how the people of Erset La Tari struggle to survive in a world where death is a constant companion. Listen to your favorite episodes, and check back each month for new stories from different regions of the Land of No Return If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882

  • 3 minutes 2 seconds
    Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: Ceannaí and The Brigadier

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    Ceannaí chooses an inopportune moment to approach the (very sweary) Brigadier of the Orillian Regiment!

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    3 March 2025, 12:00 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    13: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: We All Died For Daya!

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    Episode Art by Jim Tuohy

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    They have faced a feinting force. They have faced insurgents in the city. They have faced the mysterious machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and they have faced the political arena of the colleges. But now the Warlords are here to play for real.

    Will the party be able to muster the motley band of Sun and Moonshields to defend the city walls against a prepared and disciplined force?

    I guess you should probably listen to find out!

    Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

    Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

    Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

    Swifty’: Jack Duncan

    GM: Dylan Smith

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    25 February 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 2 minutes 8 seconds
    Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: The Vashjek Inaia

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    Herrand and Tran contemplate what is to come...

    Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return


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    10 February 2025, 12:00 am
  • 57 minutes 7 seconds
    12: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Everything Is Totally Normal!

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    Jorvin rations the city and bestows Swifty with a new title. Swifty puts Delicate Hammer through 'the trials'  and Salryn speaks with the Vashjek Inaia.

    Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

    Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

    Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

    Swifty’: Jack Duncan

    GM: Dylan Smith


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    3 February 2025, 12:00 am
  • 5 minutes 13 seconds
    Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: Ceannaí

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    Ceannaí plots in the shadows.


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    16 January 2025, 8:00 pm
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    11: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: The Clothes Maketh The Man..

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    Vita is dead... the city is still under attack... what will our heroes do?

    Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

    Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

    Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

    Swifty’: Jack Duncan

    GM: Dylan Smith

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    14 January 2025, 6:00 am
  • 1 minute 59 seconds
    Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 4

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    Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention!

    The Boys return to see the aftermath of the Warlord's feint.

    Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan Smith

    L/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack Duncan

    Sgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu

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    13 January 2025, 4:00 pm
  • 23 minutes 24 seconds
    11: The Orillian Regiment: That's The Way He’d Want To Go!

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    Gazi struggles to make friends with the Red Shirts...  Colonel Wilifred struggles to put the evidence together... Gnilfeit and Third continue their battle... Tommo gets a touching moment...

    | Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait
    | Dag'r | Lilly Inverse
    | Deky | Cameron Gergett
    | Gazi | Graham Capobianco
    | Gnilfeit | Krissi Williams
    | Layna Jareg | Rae Witte
    | Major | Chris (One Wall)
    | Olda| Anne Marie Lebeau
    | Rufus Sark | Chris (One Wall)
    | Sushila | Loretta Chang
    | Tommo | Jack Duncan
    | Von Overton | Rachel Pulliam
    | Wilifred | Ed Craggbarber

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    9 December 2024, 6:00 am
  • 24 minutes 33 seconds
    10: The Orillian Regiment: He's Not Going To Make It, Is He?

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    Gazi and Von Overton return to the lines just in time for the fight back...  Von Overton receives some bad news. Luobo leaves Dagrun at the Row and goes looking for the Guard Commander. Tommo gets some peculiarly timed grief from one of his Vir.

    | Anan | Skyler Giordano
    | Bezeroa | Tyler Moody
    | Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait
    | Dag'r | Lilly Inverse
    | Dagrun  | Kier Zhou
    | Deky | Cameron Gergett
    | Door Man| Graham Capobianco
    | Gazi | Graham Capobianco
    | Ivanic | Justin Fife
    | Jinu | Anna Gąsecka, also known as Ren_Overshares
    | Kane| Tyler Moody
    | Layna Jareg | Rae Witte
    | Luobo | James Hart
    | OR Guard | Tyler Moody
    | OR LT | AJ FidLAGO
    | Rufus Sark | Chris (One Wall)
    | Sendat | Rae Witte
    | Sharp | Kier Zhou
    | Tommo | Jack Duncan
    | Von Overton | Rachel Pulliam
    | Wedder | Chris (One Wall)
    | Wilifred | Ed Craggbarber

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    11 November 2024, 5:00 am
  • 8 minutes 14 seconds
    The Lore of No Return!

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    Hey all!

    I am not going to clog up the No Return feed with all this crazy worldbuilding, but for those who are interested:

    The Lore of No Return will have it's own feed where I nerd out in detail (but not too much detail!) about Erset La Tari and the No Returniverse more generally.

    If you hate it, fear not! I won't be dropping more of it on here!

    But if you like it, you can find it on Spotify

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    7 October 2024, 10:00 am
  • 29 minutes 59 seconds
    2: The 2teg: Are You Sure You're Not Just Really, Really, Really Ill?!

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    Wow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it.

    Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier Zhou

    Lars Xu- Blake White

    Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson

    Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams

    Leda- Lilly Inverse

    Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

    Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso

    Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig

    Niillas Janicek – Dylan Smith

    Lady Isolde- Lauren Littlewood

    Brother Absalom- Girunduu
     
    Luobo Ironside- James Hart

    Ang Von Overton- Rachel Pulilam

    Dallen Gersia- Daniellelanois

    Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair



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    3 September 2024, 11:00 pm
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