• 20 minutes 9 seconds
    Mageslayers — Episode 10: What The F**k Have You Done?!

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    The Heist Concludes!

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    • Death and mortality
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    Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch Kaye
    Uruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega
    Gorluk — Graham Capobianco
    Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels
    Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro
    Vehlo Warden — AJ Fidalgo
    Seilbh — Krissi Williams
    Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
    Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen
    Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
    Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
    Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
    Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
    Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
    Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil — Kier Zhou

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    3 May 2026, 11:00 pm
  • 20 minutes 21 seconds
    Mageslayers — Episode 9: That Easy, Huh?

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    The Heist Continues!

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    Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch Kaye
    Uruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega
    Gorluk — Graham Capobianco
    Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels
    Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro
    Seilbh — Krissi Williams
    Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
    Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen
    Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
    Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
    Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
    Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
    Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
    Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil/Others — Kier Zhou

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    26 April 2026, 11:00 pm
  • 16 minutes 36 seconds
    The Black Thorn — Episode 6: The Taste of Indignation

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    The Black Thorn goes to the post office.

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    • Death and mortality

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    Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou

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    5 April 2026, 11:00 pm
  • 19 minutes 16 seconds
    The Black Thorn — Episode 5: Even In Perfection…

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    The Black Thorn tries to love...

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    Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou

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    23 March 2026, 12:00 am
  • 12 minutes 59 seconds
    The Black Thorn — Episode 4: Time to Redirect

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    The Black Thorn gets a beer.

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    9 March 2026, 12:00 am
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    Fate of Daya — Episode 20: I'd Like That Very Much…

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    The Orillian Regiment are leaving... The Vashjek Inaia have re-joined the Warlord's forces... and The Dayan Army is nowhere to be seen...

    What do you do when you know all is lost? Do you go quietly into the night? Or will you rage against the dying of the light?

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    Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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    Jorvin — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
    Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
    Swifty — Jack Duncan
    GM — Dylan Smith

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    2 March 2026, 12:00 am
  • 12 minutes 48 seconds
    The Black Thorn — Episode 3: It's Not Mine…

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    The Black Thorn is recognised.

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    23 February 2026, 12:00 am
  • 10 minutes 11 seconds
    The Black Thorn — Episode 2: I've Become Too Comfortable…

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    The Black Thorn makes his way home.

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    9 February 2026, 12:00 am
  • 12 minutes
    The Black Thorn — Episode 1: My Dark Hunger

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    The Black Thorn visits the countryside.

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    26 January 2026, 12:00 am
  • 41 minutes 8 seconds
    Mageslayers — Episode 8: Wait... What Do They Call It Here?

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    The Heist Begins!

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    Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch Kaye
    Uruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega
    Gorluk — Graham Capobianco
    Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels
    Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro
    Seilbh — Krissi Williams
    Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
    Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen
    Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
    Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
    Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
    Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
    Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
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    17 December 2025, 12:00 am
  • 44 minutes 25 seconds
    Fate of Daya — Episode 19: The Elusive Answers…

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    Salryn (and Jorvin) didn't just sit idle these long weeks. They did everything they could to unpick the mysteries of Vita's plan, the machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and the mysterious 'Lessor' who wrote to the diplomat ... but... with Vita and Alaric dead, the party out of their depth, trapped and under siege... what did they expect? Even when they find clues they lack the knowledge to interpret them... and listening to Salryn and Jorvin flounder around trying to figure out what is signal and what is noise is just bad radio so we made the sensible editorial decision to cut all that out and just give you the few highlights.

    If you really want to know what is going on with all that Jazz... I guess you are gonna have to keep listening to the rest of No Return :P

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    Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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    Bran — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
    Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
    GM/Meh/Karaf — Kier Zhou
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    1 December 2025, 12:00 am
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