- 1 minute 23 secondsNew Here? Start With Season 1
New here? Start with Season 1: the Series Trailer, then “Start Here: How The Show Works”.
Your podcast app has very helpfully started you at the newest bit. Because of course it has. Here’s where to begin instead, and a quick hello to everyone who followed us to our new home.
Music: “Groovy Funk” by Alex Shulgin, via Envato Elements.
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11 November 2026, 9:00 am - 1 minute 59 secondsThe NoReturniverse Isn’t Dead — A January 2027 Update
A long-overdue NoReturniverse update, and a little funk.
After a difficult stretch focused on family and health, the NoReturniverse is very much alive. From January 2027, Kier plans to make audio drama and audio fiction full time for a couple of years. There may be new work before then: hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Thank you for sticking around.
Music: “Prickly Groovy Funk” by V-Audio, via Envato Elements.Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]
24 October 2026, 1:00 pm - 20 minutes 9 secondsMageslayers — What The F**k Have You Done?!
The Heist Concludes!
Content warnings
- Strong language
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
- Sexual references or nudity
Cast
Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch Kaye
Uruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega
Gorluk — Graham Capobianco
Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels
Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro
Vehlo Warden — AJ Fidalgo
Seilbh — Krissi Williams
Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil — Kier ZhouSupport the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]
3 May 2026, 11:00 pm - 20 minutes 21 secondsMageslayers — That Easy, Huh?
The Heist Continues!
Content warnings
- Strong language
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
Cast
Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch Kaye
Uruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega
Gorluk — Graham Capobianco
Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels
Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro
Seilbh — Krissi Williams
Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil/Others — Kier ZhouSupport the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]
26 April 2026, 11:00 pm - 16 minutes 37 secondsThe Black Thorn — The Taste of Indignation
The Black Thorn goes to the post office.
Content warnings
- Death and mortality
Cast
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
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5 April 2026, 11:00 pm - 19 minutes 17 secondsThe Black Thorn — Even In Perfection…
The Black Thorn tries to love...
Content warnings
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
- Confinement, coercion or torture
Cast
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
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23 March 2026, 12:00 am - 12 minutes 59 secondsThe Black Thorn — Time to Redirect
The Black Thorn gets a beer.
Content warnings
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
Cast
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
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9 March 2026, 12:00 am - 1 hour 5 minutesFate of Daya — I'd Like That Very Much…
The Orillian Regiment are leaving... The Vashjek Inaia have re-joined the Warlord's forces... and The Dayan Army is nowhere to be seen...
What do you do when you know all is lost? Do you go quietly into the night? Or will you rage against the dying of the light?
Content warnings
- Strong language
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
- Confinement, coercion or torture
- Alcohol or drug use
Cast
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Jorvin — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Swifty — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan SmithSupport the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]
2 March 2026, 12:00 am - 12 minutes 48 secondsThe Black Thorn — It's Not Mine…
The Black Thorn is recognised.
Content warnings
- Strong language
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
Cast
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
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23 February 2026, 12:00 am - 10 minutes 12 secondsThe Black Thorn — I've Become Too Comfortable…
The Black Thorn makes his way home.
Content warnings
- No additional content warning identified
Cast
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
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9 February 2026, 12:00 am - 12 minutesThe Black Thorn — My Dark Hunger
The Black Thorn visits the countryside.
Content warnings
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
Cast
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
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