Net Positive with John Crist
John Crist
<p>Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative</p>
- 1 hour 44 minutesGroup Chats (w/ Derrick Stroup)
ChatGPT helping dumb people, fighting people online, and group chat dynamics… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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PRODUCED BY:
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Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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15 April 2026, 11:00 am - 1 hour 13 minutesBunnies & Eggs
Origins of the easter bunny, landing on the moon, going to concerts, and saying "bro"… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
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Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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8 April 2026, 11:00 am - 1 hour 12 minutesTink Tink
Ancient memes, getting replaced, post game pressers, and almost cussing… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
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MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
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Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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1 April 2026, 11:00 am - 1 hour 36 minutesNot A Munchkin Anymore (w/ Brett Cooper)
Right vs Left, Brett’s first political video, indoctrination, and how to be online… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
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Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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25 March 2026, 11:00 am - 1 hour 1 minuteMore Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist
The world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive. ------
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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
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Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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18 March 2026, 11:00 am - 1 hour 46 minutesThe Roast Of Net Positive
Roasting our worst takes of all time... On the net, it's a positive. ------
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
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Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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11 March 2026, 11:00 am - 1 hour 31 minutesEnemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
The state of comedy, punchlines, who is allowed on stage, and keeping your enemas closer … On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
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Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
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Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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5 March 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 20 minutesPOV Stomach
USA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive. ------
Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order.
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
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Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
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Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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25 February 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 36 minutesInstrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)
Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
RIDGE: Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code NETPOSITIVE at https://www.Ridge.com/NETPOSITIVE
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
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Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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18 February 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 28 minutesMental Physical Therapy
Take and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
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HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE ZWILLING KNIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM BRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order MIRACLE BRAND: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE -----
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
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Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
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Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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11 February 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 9 minutesPause All Parties
Sharing things, pausing parties, doctor families, rich kid disclaimers… On the net, it’s a positive.
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WRITE US:
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Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL:
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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