Net Positive with John Crist
John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
- 1 hour 18 minutesFilm Me, Ready?
Christian tornados, the best sports naps, racist activities, political vows, and praying for Tesla… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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9 April 2025, 11:00 am - 1 hour 7 minutesOutback Special (w/ Jordan Davis)
Stage names, uncool encores, vocal rest, and Outback… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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2 April 2025, 11:00 am - 1 hour 15 minutesJohn Ramsey
Financing DoorDash, giving birth in a river, the rules of changing your name once married, and giving some advice on phone usage… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Lagos Creative
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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26 March 2025, 11:00 am - 1 hour 41 minutesKeep Your Wife (w/ Michael Knowles)
Predicting the 2028 Election, drinking for lent, the two kinds of debates, and starting a cult … On the net, it’s a positive.
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SEND US DECOR:
Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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19 March 2025, 11:00 am - 1 hour 23 minutesFake Busy
Satan’s algorithm, Bible guns, a booze-free bar, and moms are fake busy?… On the net, it’s a positive.
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SEND US DECOR:
Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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12 March 2025, 11:00 am - 1 hour 44 minutesSea Salt & Honey (w/ Warren Zeiders)
Consuming sea salt before a workout, the college dropout spectrum, shirt ripping tips, and letting your friends know you have a manager… On the net, it’s a positive.
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SEND US DECOR:
Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive
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5 March 2025, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 31 minutesHaha-related
Mountain Dew conspiracies, not having that app, feet up topics, and judging your explore pages… On the net, it’s a positive.
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SEND US DECOR:
Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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26 February 2025, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 31 minutesBuckle Brothers (w/ Nate Smith)
What makes a good country concert, not having social media, going to hair school, and John’s failed business idea… On the net, it’s a positive.
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SEND US DECOR:
Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive
MOSH: Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on the Best-Sellers Trial Pack
at https://moshlife.com/NETPOSITIVE
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
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19 February 2025, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 17 minutesRoom Temp IQ
Super Bowl recap, our thoughts on Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show, coffee snobs, and room temp IQs… On the net, it’s a positive
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SEND US DECOR:
Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/13 Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA
2/15 - Tysons, VA
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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BIRDDOGS: Get a completely FREE hat @birddogs with code NETPOSITIVE at https://www.birddogs.com/NETPOSITIVE #birddogspod
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12 February 2025, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 42 minutesWe Don’t Have To Do This (w/Aaron Weber)
Church homework, Kaepernick jerseys, corporate shows, and cracking the code of religion… On the net, it’s a positive
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SEND US DECOR:
Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/6 - Bowling Green, KY
2/7 - Indianapolis, IN
2/8 - Columbus, OH
2/13 Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA
2/15 - Tysons, VA
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING
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5 February 2025, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 41 minutesTornado Cellars (w/Chelcie Lynn)
Trailer tornadoes, smoking vs vaping, attracting men, truck nuts, and camping chairs… On the net, it’s a positive
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SEND US DECOR:
Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/30 - Fayetteville, NC
1/31 - Greensboro, NC
2/1 - Shippensburg, PA
2/6 - Bowling Green, KY
2/7 - Indianapolis, IN
2/8 - Columbus, OH
2/13 Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA
2/15 - Tysons, VA
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
GLORIFY: Get a 14 day free trial when you visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive
ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
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