Net Positive with John Crist
John Crist
<p>Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative</p>
- 1 hour 31 minutesEnemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
The state of comedy, punchlines, who is allowed on stage, and keeping your enemas closer … On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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5 March 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 20 minutesPOV Stomach
USA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive. ------
Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
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Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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25 February 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 36 minutesInstrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)
Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
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WRITE US:
Net Positive
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NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL:
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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
X: https://x.com/johnbcrist
Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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18 February 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 28 minutesMental Physical Therapy
Take and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE ZWILLING KNIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM BRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order MIRACLE BRAND: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE -----
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
X: https://x.com/johnbcrist
Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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11 February 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 9 minutesPause All Parties
Sharing things, pausing parties, doctor families, rich kid disclaimers… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/
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WRITE US:
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
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4 February 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 17 minutesNo Hang List
John’s recent vacation, having a snow car, foreign history books, making your spouse a “no hang list”, and giving to your landlord… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/
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WRITE US:
Net Positive
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NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL:
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28 January 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 10 minutesLicense To Preach
Going to a catholic church, John’s Uber battle, graduation or wedding, and places we WILL be going… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL
1/24 Effingham, IL
2/19 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO
2/22 Louisville, KY
2/26 Ithaca, NY
2/27 Reading, PA
2/28 Glenside, PA
3/1 New York, NY
3/8 Nashville, TN (Moved from 1/25)
3/19 Milwaukee, WI
3/20 Jackson, MI
3/21 Rockford, IL
3/22 Cedar Rapids, IA
3/27 Columbia, MO
3/28 Fayetteville, AR x2
3/29 Little Rock, AR
4/10 Stockton, CA
4/11 Anaheim, CA x2
4/12 Thousand Oaks, CA
4/17 Tucson, AZ
4/18 Houston, TX
4/19 Waco, TX
5/2 Fort Worth, TX
5/3 Amarillo, TX
5/14 Wilmington, NC
5/15 Evans, GA
5/16 Durham, NC
5/29 Jacksonville, FL
5/30 Asheville, NC
5/31 Columbia, SC
6/4 Mobile, AL
6/5 Florence, AL
6/6 Duluth, GA
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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21 January 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 19 minutesGreen Room (w/ ERNEST)
All things country music, green room stories, and of course plenty of laughs to go around… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL
1/24 Effingham, IL
1/25 Nashville, TN
2/19 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO
2/22 Louisville, KY
2/26 Ithaca, NY
2/27 Reading, PA
2/28 Glenside, PA
3/1 New York, NY
3/19 Milwaukee, WI
3/20 Jackson, MI
3/21 Rockford, IL
3/22 Cedar Rapids, IA
3/27 Columbia, MO
3/28 Fayetteville, AR x2
3/29 Little Rock, AR
4/10 Stockton, CA
4/11 Anaheim, CA x2
4/12 Thousand Oaks, CA
4/17 Tucson, AZ
4/18 Houston, TX
4/19 Waco, TX
5/2 Fort Worth, TX
5/3 Amarillo, TX
5/14 Wilmington, NC
5/15 Evans, GA
5/16 Durham, NC
5/29 Jacksonville, FL
5/30 Asheville, NC
5/31 Columbia, SC
6/4 Mobile, AL
6/5 Florence, AL
6/6 Duluth, GA
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at [email protected]
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PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first orderMIRACLE BRAND: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
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PRODUCED BY:
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14 January 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 14 minutesFraudanese
Internet experts, sleep supportive families, and borrowing your husband… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL
1/24 Effingham, IL
1/25 Nashville, TN
2/19 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO
2/22 Louisville, KY
2/26 Ithaca, NY
2/27 Reading, PA
2/28 Glenside, PA
3/1 New York, NY
3/19 Milwaukee, WI
3/20 Jackson, MI
3/21 Rockford, IL
3/22 Cedar Rapids, IA
3/27 Columbia, MO
3/28 Fayetteville, AR x2
3/29 Little Rock, AR
4/10 Stockton, CA
4/11 Anaheim, CA x2
4/12 Thousand Oaks, CA
4/17 Tucson, AZ
4/18 Houston, TX
4/19 Waco, TX
5/2 Fort Worth, TX
5/3 Amarillo, TX
5/14 Wilmington, NC
5/15 Evans, GA
5/16 Durham, NC
5/29 Jacksonville, FL
5/30 Asheville, NC
5/31 Columbia, SC
6/4 Mobile, AL
6/5 Florence, AL
6/6 Duluth, GA
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at [email protected]
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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COVE - Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 10% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed.
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PRODUCED BY:
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7 January 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 36 minutesWhy’s The TV Hot? (w/ Tara-Leigh Cobble)
Growing up in the church, bible versions, the origins of The Bible Recap… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca, NY 2/27 Reading, PA 2/28 Glenside, PA 3/1 New York, NY 3/19 Milwaukee, WI 3/20 Jackson, MI 3/21 Rockford, IL 3/22 Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 Columbia, MO 3/28 Fayetteville, AR x2 3/29 Little Rock, AR 4/10 Stockton, CA 4/11 Anaheim, CA x2 4/12 Thousand Oaks, CA 4/17 Tucson, AZ 4/18 Houston, TX 5/2 Fort Worth, TX 5/3 Amarillo, TX 5/14 Wilmington, NC 5/15 Evans, GA 5/16 Durham, NC 5/29 Jacksonville, FL 5/30 Asheville, NC 5/31 Columbia, SC 6/4 Mobile, AL 6/5 Florence, AL 6/6 Duluth, GA
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at [email protected]
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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Facebook
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PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order GLORIFY: Get a 14 day free trial when you visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive
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PRODUCED BY:
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31 December 2025, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 25 minutesHoliday Quests
We’re back once again, solving your holiday problems one joke at a time… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca, NY 2/27 Reading, PA 2/28 Glenside, PA 3/1 New York, NY 3/19 Milwaukee, WI 3/20 Jackson, MI 3/21 Rockford, IL 3/22 Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 Columbia, MO 3/28 Fayetteville, AR x2 3/29 Little Rock, AR 4/10 Stockton, CA 4/11 Anaheim, CA x2 4/12 Thousand Oaks, CA 4/17 Tucson, AZ 4/18 Houston, TX 5/2 Fort Worth, TX 5/3 Amarillo, TX 5/14 Wilmington, NC 5/15 Evans, GA 5/16 Durham, NC 5/29 Jacksonville, FL 5/30 Asheville, NC 5/31 Columbia, SC 6/4 Mobile, AL 6/5 Florence, AL 6/6 Duluth, GA
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at [email protected]
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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TikTok
Facebook
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE ZWILLING KNIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVEHFZWL at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEHFZWL
BRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Easton Smith / Lagos Creative
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