Thanks for helping me find my cat, neighbor! Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to never speak to you again.

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I would like to sign up for a group trip. However, I would like to be alone for the group trip. And if you try to come with me ... I'll leave your ass behind!

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Hey! Haven't heard from you guys, so I'm gonna submit our group project 2 days early without any of your stuff. Okay great thanks bye!

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Thanks for helping me pack the U-Haul. Before I go, just wanted to say: never liked you, your friends suck, bye bye!

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You can have ranch with your pizza, but you have to buy the whole bottle. And the bottle costs $25. Don't like it? Get lost!

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Congrats on being the only sober person at my birthday! Wanna come to the after-party? Actually, can you drive us there? All of us?

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There’s a fine line between someone crashing with you and someone accidentally becoming your roommate - and you just crossed it! Plus, the earth-rattling debut of THE BAILIFF.

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I know it's against company policy. And I know I wrote that policy, but ... make me the forbidden cake for my daughter's birthday! Add one to the accent count for Ceara. Griff had to go live on the farm (NOT LIKE THAT) so we're joined by special co-host Sarah Doerner.

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Can you legally kiss your boss's son on New Year's Eve? What if I told you I only did it because I hate my boss(!). Plus, the fabulous Chandler Dean (Abolish Everything!) is here!!!

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It's been 7 years. I haven't returned a single one of your phone calls. BUT ... do you wanna be my bridesmaid?! Be sure to celebrate the holidays by taking a shot every time Griff talks about "exchanging energies."

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Kindly RSVP you will not kiss my husband on the lips, or tell anyone we're in a throuple. Sincerely, The Bride. Plus, Griff with an update on what a Port-A-Potty is For-Ta-Potty!

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