We all have that one friend who will do anything to get jiggy with your family's handyman. But who will get to the "Finnish Line" first?!

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It's our 200th episode, so this week's crime is about ... TREES! Trees so good you'd face a maniac armed with a GoPro and a hammer. Or is that just ... pett-tree? Happy 200, y'all!

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A student resorts to something disgraceful when faced with ... a hard class?

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There's no honor for the honor system when a $50 gift card is on the line. Or maybe you can hit 40,000 steps a day, every day, for weeks on end - while working a full-time job?! Maybe?

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When a work dinner reservation is made for 10 people, one woman goes INSANE. And rightfully so!

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With a turtle on your car, you can bring anything you want to the music festival. Just not Tiff!

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Doinking Derek is but one corporate training away. But what happens when office terror Mariana tries to join the fun? And ladies, PLEASE date our special guest Carl Tart (SNL).

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Driven to madness by the frat boys upstairs, our young heroine takes matters into her own hands ...

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A picture tells a thousand words, but she only needed one to dump his ass ... "Vanda".

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Verily! What would thoust do if a white lady tried to cut in line using her sob story? Wouldst thou be petty? Or doth the white lady protest too much?!

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How many donuts do four grown women need to keep their 20-year friendship alive? Definitely more than 3, right? Featuring Sarah Sherman (SNL, new HBO special)!

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