Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Here for you.

  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    154. Ding Dong Ditched Life

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    TODAY we're talking about splitting a gas tank with friends, imgining being attacked and what you would do or how you would handle the situation, health concerns before your kids are born, if it's good to keep cash on you, and "the guy from Shawshank."


    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.


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    30 March 2025, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    153. Sever Me, Baby

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    TODAY we're talking a little bit about Severance, what to do about people saying that F Word, an attempt to answer a strange sidewalk gentleman, and why is it called pantsing?


    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.


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    23 March 2025, 10:45 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    152. Don't Get In The Way

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    TODAY we're discussing your ability to keep pursuing your passions and hobbies in a relationship, when your person exhibits a horrible memory, keeping firearms in the house, and how to get past the 2nd date on dating apps. Plus, the French horn.


    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.


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    16 March 2025, 10:41 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    151. Tony Throbbins

    LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!


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    TODAY we're discussing getting undressed to find you're only wearing a shirt, selling your Pokémon investment for drugs or a college fund, the ability to be in love with more than one person, and how to share your artistic creations. Plus, is it a red flag to have a clean car?


    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.


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    9 March 2025, 11:20 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    150. Matt's Sick

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    TODAY we're discussing an imbalance in sex drives in couples, colorblindness, if it's ever to late to say "when I grow up", changing your birthday, and Matt's list of hack Hollywood directors.


    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.


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    2 March 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    149. Face ID Orgasms

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    TODAY we are talking about manifesting enthusiasm for your girl when your energy is low, if we like a "say hi for me" situation, ensuring your partner makes coffee the way you like it, and thoughts on the sinking of SS United States. Also we have the worst "would you rather" question of all time.


    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.


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    23 February 2025, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    148. Crazy, Scary, Spooky, Hilarious

    LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!


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    TODAY we are talking about the Ed McMahon Publisher's Clearinghouse Mandela effect, we have some spin moves for bullies, and when you should listen to signs. Plus, how do you talk to your girl about the hair... down there?


    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.


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    16 February 2025, 11:10 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    147. Disney's Anaduralia

    LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!


    Places you can support for LA Wildfire relief:

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    TODAY we are talking about having an inner monologue, what to do when your significant other starts nosing in your phone, setting boundaries in business, twirling spaghetti with a spoon, and when to peel protective film off of things.


    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

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    9 February 2025, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    146. Get Shaped

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    TODAY we are figuring out how to tell people not to touch your baby, taking GLP-1s, what to do about a fear of balloons, and how to handle a mom who creates elaborate lies to avoid hanging out.


    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

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    2 February 2025, 5:10 pm
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    145. You Eat It

    LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!


    Places you can support for LA Wildfire relief:

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    TODAY we actually, accidentally only took 2 submissions the entire time. We're talking about when people inconsiderately go pickup food and do not get anything for you, and when someone walks in on you in the bathroom (and it's your boss). Plus, Matt had some virus.


    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

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    26 January 2025, 11:30 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    144. Blasting Hoses

    LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!


    Places you can support for LA Wildfire relief:

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    SUAY Free Store for Fire Relief: https://suayla.com/pages/suay-fire-relief-free-store


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    TODAY we're talking about bidets, breakups, and our favorite conspiracies.


    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

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    19 January 2025, 10:40 am
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