Lifeline
Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia
Here for you.
- 1 hour 7 minutes209. Yawn in the Face of Danger
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today, we're talking about your loud boss, sneezing and mucous, and underrated comedies.
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More Chris D'Elia:
- Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
- Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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26 April 2026, 9:44 am - 1 hour 8 minutes208. Under The Cellophane
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today, we're talking about flossing, preparing for kids and career decisions, and business ideas!
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
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- Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
- Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
- Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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19 April 2026, 4:26 pm - 1 hour 7 minutes207. God Is Probably a Guy
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today, we're talking about how Chris is mean to Anthony, putting a doggie poop bag in neighborhood street trashcans, and the long saga regarding the thin eyebrows.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
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More Matt D'Elia:
- Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
- Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
- Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
- Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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12 April 2026, 9:59 am - 1 hour 9 minutes206. Shakey Airlines
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today, we're talking about friend worlds colliding, evolving your career, and answering a few questions that are honestly nonsensical.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
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More Matt D'Elia:
- Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
- Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
- Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
- Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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5 April 2026, 1:21 pm - 1 hour 9 minutes205. Run That Body Down
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today, we're talking about singing in the car, helping those in need, cinema pet peeves, underrated film and tv, and leaving cracked eggs in the carton. Also: good luck to Parker and his brain tumor 🤙
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
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More Matt D'Elia:
- Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
- Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
- Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
- Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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29 March 2026, 10:24 am - 1 hour 7 minutes204. Phrase Factory
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about the different comedy roles in a friend group, making long distance relationships work, and sliding out of booths.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
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More Matt D'Elia:
- Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
- Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
- Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
- Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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22 March 2026, 10:17 am - 1 hour 9 minutes203. The Skydiving Adventures of Wesley Snipes
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about internet trends, kids saying "why?", how to get acquainted with rural neighbors, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, hesitation with trusting people, and we revisit the dad bod discussion.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
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More Matt D'Elia:
- Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
- Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
- Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
- Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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15 March 2026, 1:08 pm - 1 hour 10 minutes202. Come To Jesus
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about punishment for accidental expletives, a wife who keeps turning off lights that are actively in use, the mystery of religion, ugly guys with hot women, and changing your haircut as a man.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
More Matt D'Elia:
- Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused
- Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
- Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
- Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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8 March 2026, 10:18 am - 1 hour 7 minutes201. The Nelson Muntz Episode
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about how to collecting debts from someone going through something, navigating business relationships that have remained through breakups, and how to deal with your partner if they sleep-talk in really scary ways (hint: you can't).
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
More Matt D'Elia:
- Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused
- Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
- Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
- Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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1 March 2026, 10:59 am - 1 hour 4 minutes200. Attack of the Killer Ray Liottas
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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We made it to 200! TODAY we're talking about collaborating with siblings, breaking free into your own business, getting anxiety out of the way, being a road parent.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
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More Matt D'Elia:
- Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused
- Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
- Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
- Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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22 February 2026, 10:00 am - 1 hour 14 minutes199. Robert MomNiro
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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TODAY we're talking about personal space at the gym, Heated Rivalry, an change of heart on the shaved head, being judgmental, and the encroachment of AI into our lives.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
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More Matt D'Elia:
- Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused
- Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
- Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
- Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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