Hello, darling babies. We would never abandon you*. We're just taking a moment to figure out how to keep you nourished now that the Jesse Armstrong rewatch is over. Press play, and listen to us talk through that, including an *incredibly* laboured sandwich metaphor.

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If it is to be said, so it be... so it is.

Welcome aboard, we're about to do the knock and invite Jesse up to our cabin for the full dirty on the season two finale, ‘This Is Not For Tears’ - does he have the vim, though?

Are his toenails aesthetically pleasing? How many severed d**ks could he fit into his B-bag? And does he wonder if the sad he'd be without us would be less than the sad he gets from being with us?

How much those of us who watched his show bear responsibility is for another day. But this is the day his reign ends.

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What is the difference - is there a difference - between a generic bout of bad breath and simply stinking of a single food item? How offensive can we get when discussing the elderly? Especially given it's a demographic far closer to either of us than, say, youth. All this and more thanks to a single visit to a National Trust property. Plus we talk about Jack Thorne & Stephen Graham's new show Adolescence, which is truly a masterpiece, and we are VERY SERIOUS about it because being flippant felt weird. 

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We welcome everyone to today’s hearing, where Jesse Armstrong will be facing scutiny on the penultimate episode of season two.

Is he unusually subject to the vicissitudes of public opinion? Do the phrases "human furniture" or "footstooling" mean anything to him? And is he now - or has he ever been - a member of the Cruise Dirty Sеxf**k Cover-up Party?

So: Go hard. Go fast. Go - ya lovely bastards!

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Sara, a noble lioness, encounters another noble lioness on the karaoke plains of north-east London. Who survives the battle? And who's still using aerosol deodorant? Big questions, as usual, plus we watch the new Kate Hudson/Mindy Kaling project.

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Dundee in the motherf**king house! This week, Jesse talks us through Logan's homecoming episode.

Is $5.29 an unreasonable price for a bag of gypsum? How would he feel about squatting over a storm drain? And has he ever seen a mistle thrush by the bandstand?

Okay everybody: Bright eyes and let's see those chompers!

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Missing muffs and erotic food intake. Sara's tough-but-fair takedown by a barfly. Hate-mail! Plus "SNL: Beyond Saturday Night" and acceptable stoniness of face.

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We're back with Jesse Armstrong to digest the bolus of gubbins that is season two, episode seven, 'Return'.

Did he get jerked off by his personal trainer at the end of sessions? Is he aware of any document destruction that may hinder our enquiries? Might it be better to do it over an egg?

We're hunkering, let's get down to it!

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We're here, we're back, we hope we're worth the wait. Geoff shares a tender touch with a child. Sara wishes for a tender touch with her cousin Michael DiFiori. Plus, The White Lotus, Season 3. Sorry to get all "Love, Actually" with Parker Posey, but: to us, she is perfect. 

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Hello, all our babies. Sometime plans go awry. Here's what's happening:

This Weds: The next TLTW episode - The White Lotus!

Fri: The 'Succession' rewatch with Jesse Armstrong continues, a week later than planned.

Go and feel your feelings, and remember mommy and daddy love you xxxx

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Guys - you've been warned - we're getting philosophical this week. Big questions get asked, for example: if your dog craps in your garden how quickly do you clean it up? Also we were inundated with emails about Apple Cider Vinegar, so we talk through that but don't you worry, we'll get deep deep with White Lotus soon enough. 

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