Christmas Diner, Episode 2: My Only Wish

Buster gets the family together for the holiday. 

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Ryan Philbrook as Chris.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren.

Mason Amadeus as Terry.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Trucker.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Josh Rubino as Douglass.

Halen Dean as Dispatch.

Credits read by Ryan Philbrook.

MUSIC:

We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band.

Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28.

Ongoing Investigation Orchestra Music by Darkash28.

Lincoln Soundtrack by The Wandermiles.

Christmas Cheer by Beat Mekanik.

The Final Fight by Roboval Jean.

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CONTACT: [email protected]

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Christmas Diner, Episode 1: All I Want

"Welcome to The Golden Griddle Diner. Open 24 hours. 365 days a year. Alex and Holly wait for the call that will change their lives forever. Reggie and Kathy get to work. And Buster places his order."

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Josh Rubino as Douglass.

Ray O’Hare as the Tomte.

Credits read by Ryan Philbrook

MUSIC:

Kitchen by The Marian Circle Drum Brigade.

Oh Holy Night by Holizna.

Goldfinch Flight to the North by Axletree.

The Silent Grove by Axletree.

Shchedryk by Mystery Mammal.

Sub003 by Gregor Quendel.

PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠

CONTACT: [email protected]

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Hey folks! Important update about the future of this Feed! 

We’re still making shows! And this feed will now become the home for all of my weird comedy projects. Each season is a stand-alone limited series. 

I still have plans for expanding the story of 2FEKAF, but since the holiday season is in full swing, I thought you all might enjoy a Christmas story I wrote called, “Christmas Diner” 

Christmas Diner will serve as a five episode Season 2 on this new Anthology show feed we’ll be calling STITCHES. 2FEKAF can still be found as Season 1.

In Christmas Diner: “An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.” 

And you’ll find many of the same Voice Actors from our previous shows like Zane Schacht, Lauren Grace Thompson, Ryan Philbrook, Addison Peacock, Josh Rubino, Peter Lewis and Blythe Renay.

Hope you all stick with us and enjoy Christmas Diner!

VOICE: Ryan Philbrook

MUSIC: Lundstroem - That Kind of Android

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 18: Forgive the Freemasons (Crossover Episode with Forgive Me)

Secret Freemason Father Klem hears the confession of The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton. Its a Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason x Forgive Me Crossover Episode!

This episode was produced in collaboration with Rogue Dialogue Productions (roguedialogue.com) and Good Pointe Podcasts. If you enjoy this episode please check out FORGIVE ME. Its a personal favorite of mine and it was an honor to get the chance to work with them again!

CW: Needles, Mention of Eye Trauma.

CAST:

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Mike Paul as Marty.

Josh Rubino as both The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton and as Father Klem.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Dialogue Editing by Bob Raymonda.

Follow @ForgiveMeShow on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Forgive Me Theme by Adam Raymonda.

Unknown Dreamstate by Unheard Music Concepts.

Forgive Me by Julie Maxwell.

Flood by Jahzzar.

Episode Transcript

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CONTACT: [email protected]

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale)

Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.

David Ault as Mac.

Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad.

Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol.

Aiden Littlewood-Johnson as Bobby.

Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater.

Dean J. Smith as Arlo.

Tucker Bettez as Freemason 1.

Jordan Reed as Freemason 2.

Mason Amadeus as Freemason 3.

Amr Ammourazz as the Drive Thru Worker.

James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Wonder Under by Glad Rags.

Distraction by Hank.

Epic by Damiano Baldoni.

The Speed Demon by Kescho.

Montage by Bajio Alvarado.

Burning In The Atmosphere by Holizna.

House of the Rising Sun by Holizna.

Books by Jahzzar.

The Final Fight by RoboVal Jean.

Old Is The New World by Telepathic Teddy Bear.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe.

CONTACT: [email protected]

Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 16: In Beautiful Orlando, Florida

A Flat Earther’s origin story. Why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning.

CAST

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Ruzbasan as Young Randy.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.

David Ault as Mac.

Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Marnie Warner as Mrs. Clement.

Ryan Philbrook as Radio Ad.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Every Time by Katy Kirby.

The Final Fight by Roboval Jean.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: [email protected]

Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 15: Multilevel Malevolence

Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walter.

David Ault as Mac.

Stephen Cullen as Simon.

Maya Murphy as Millie.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Michelle Lylia Tan as the Sentient Dumpster.

Abby Espiritu as Derby.

Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.

Ariel Hack as the MLMer Bossbabe One.

Faith Dowgin as the MLMer Bossbabe Two.

Phil Sherwood as Jay.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Stephen Indrisano as Steve.

Ryan Philbrook as the News Anchor and the Parrot.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett.

Dialogue Edit by Tal Minear.

MUSIC:

Tick-Tock from Glad Rags.

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe.

CONTACT: [email protected]

Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 14: Kafkaesque

Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. Something weird is going on with Gayle.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walter.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.

Ariel Hack as Emalema Bossbabe One.

Faith Dowgin as Emalema Bossbabe Two.

Abby Espiritu as Derby.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock from Glad Rags.

Flood by Jahzzar.

Oslodum by Gilberto Gil.

Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.

I Get What I Want by Monkey Warhol.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: [email protected]

Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 13: A Just and Upright Mason

Mac and Arlo continue their search for The Owl of Euclid. Mac talks to an old friend. Arlo meets the Void. 

CAST:

Jack Carmichael as Narrator.

David Ault as Mac.

Dean J. Smith as Arlo.

Graham Rowat as Gary.

Tom Laflin as Scott.

Ryan Philbrook as Scottie.

Newt Schottelkotte as Scooter.

Sena Bryer as Larry.

Megan Carter as Alex.

Josh Rubino as The Carny.

CREW:

Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Sound Design by Newt Schottelkotte.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

Social Kapital (reprise) from Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock from Glad Rags.

Orange Nightmare Record Fair from Keshco.

Still Weaker Than Them by Soft and Furious.

Oh By Jingo from All Star Trio.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: [email protected]

Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 12: SCP-2FEKAF: BOBO (Crossover Episode with SCP Archives)

SCP-2FEKAF: Bobo is a special CROSSOVER EPISODE between SCP Archives and Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason.

Randy and Gayle visit Angshin Pass and come face to face with a monster from Randy’s past. (It’s Bobo.)

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy, Trail-Cam Watcher, and Radio Ad One.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Atticus Jackson as the Narrator.

Josh Rubino as Bryan and Sir Isaac Newton.

Rissa Montanez as Barb and the Emalema.

Jesse Hall as Brad and Radio Ad Two.

Pacific Obadiah as Agent Lemire.

Brandon Nguyen as Reporter and Agent Jenkins.

CREW:

Written by Jeremy Ellett.

Dialogue Editing by Jesse Hall.

Sound Designed by Travis McMaster.

Music in this Episode by Matt Roi Berger.

MUSIC:

SCP Archives Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons.

Two Flat Earthers Theme Song is Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: [email protected]

Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 11: The Top Five Serial Killers in St. Louis

Randy and Gayle attend a meeting of the Maple Hill Murder Club.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Aiden Littlewood Johnson as Bobby and Coco.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol.

Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.

Ezra J. Wayne as Peter.

Torian Brackett as Pete.

Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.

Ryan Philbrook as the Orderly and the Documentary Narrator.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

Party by Damiano Baldoni.

The Edge of Nowhere by Holinza.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: [email protected].

Episode Transcript

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