Yarning for the country today as with a ripper. The boys rock up on Australia Day to deliver some great back and forth, especially one busted Queefta after his birthday. Enjoy your week legends!

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0:00 - Intro

3:00 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn

10:00 - Carry Ons

1:09:00 - Winning Yarn

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Surely the sharks can just go away.

Another ripper catchup tackling of life's carry ons, ponders and problems this week, including Bandit's ability to sneeze and shit himself at 34 years old. We are down to the last four pubs of the book before changing to a surprise new spin for Pub Of The Week and we cover what's the best dish to take to a gathering of mates and why can't they make normal pie shaped party pies during the cookie' segment. Plenty going on in the news, including an upcoming look at the first UFC card of the year, dingo attacks and Danny Grant taking over Melbourne for Orkestrated over the weekend. We bring it home with another ripper edition of Poo's Reviews that released only a month after last weeks edition. Hope you enjoy your week legends. Don't rob graves.

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0:00 - Bandit's Accident

6:30 - Weekends

25:56 - Pub Of The Week

30:00 - Pep And Poo's Dump Finds For You

34:30 - Techin' Out

42:24 - Cooking/Eating

50:38 - Alpha News

1:43:44 - Poo's Reviews

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Great follow ups from last week, including a VR incident, a fish tank mishap and more, including how bad things always come in threes and throwing your Aunty down the stairs. Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters!

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Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/

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0:00 - Intro

2:15 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn

8:27 - Carry Ons

1:11:00 - Winning Yarn / Callup

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Great mate of the show, hall of famer, avocado farmer and christmas light engineer Jimmy Christmas joins us around the table for a special episode to reminisce with the Bandit and trade war stories of when they went to Ag College. On top of that, we cover Jimmy's latest light show, his new skits that he's been pumping out and how Blue Lagoon farm is progressing. This one is a belter and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did. Enjoy trendsetters!

Note: This episode was recorded in November, 2025.

Follow Jimmy on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/jimmy_xmas/?hl=en

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0:00 - Avocado Farming Origin Stories

11:00 - Christmas Lights

16:30 - Ag College War Stories

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Big fella doesn't know the difference between a party or a gizmo. 

Everyone wants to know what's happened to the Tamogochi's, so we kick off with the all important news that the contest is already over, followed by some general catch up and dribble, including what movies we've been watching and a team trip to all get tidied up at the barbers. Pub Of The Week takes us out near Thargo way and Dump Finds are back for the year and there are some rippers this week! We cover the devastation happening with the current fires and floods during the News and then bring it home with one of the best Poo's Reviews yet, with a very special surprise in there. Enjoy the rest of your week legends! 

Note: this episode was recorded prior to Chucky’s crash at Dakar. We’re all behind you brother to do the best you can.

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0:00 - Tamogochi Updates

12:00 - BOM Radars

18:00 - Weekends / TV Shows & Movies

31:06 - Pub Of The Week

40:36 - Pep And Poo's Dump Finds For You

50:16 - Teching Out

54:12 - Cooking/Eating

1:04:04 - Alpha News

1:25:19 - Motivation

1:34:05 - Poo's Reviews

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Fair few people jumping on to complain about Poo's famous "air con ball goonah", which is prime! Diving into the world's issues this week around the table of knowledge as we are well and truly back to normality. Enjoy trendsetters!

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0:00 - Intro

3:00 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn

6:00 - Carry Ons

1:07:00 - Winning Yarn/Call

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Nearly a 3 houry to catch up about what happened over the blur, including a major update on Borry being half dog half bloke, the amount of Chrissy gorging that occurred and some other ripper yarns that occurred during our time off. It's good to be back in the podcast seat and we fill you in on our plans for the show and what's to come and the blur we all just occurred. Enjoy trendsetters!

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0:00 - Back On Deck / Holiday Yarns

1:12:24 - Pub Of The Week

1:16:34 - Cooking/Eating

1:31:46 - Alpha News

2:12:10 - Motivation

2:16:59 - Poo's Reviews

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Back on deck for what is sure to be a wild 2026. A friendly reminder to keep your finger out of your god damn dogs. Ripper yarns to bring us back in to the fold this week, as well as calling last years Yarn of the Year winner. Enjoy legends, you'll hear what we've all been up to on holidays in this coming Thursday episode!

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0:00 - Intro

3:30 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn

5:50 - Yarn of The Year 2025 winner

10:00 - Carry Ons

1:20:00 - Winning Yarn

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Winner of the 2025 Dakar Bike Rally and one of our great mates Daniel "Chucky" Sanders joins us for a yarn to reflect on the massive year he had in 2025.

Whilst taking us on tour for the super cross in Melbourne, Chucky joined us to take us through an incredible year in his career, including taking out his first Dakar and almost completing a perfect year in his championship super cross run. We touch on the grueling and rewarding parts of his epic win and also cover the recent activity that has been occurring at his home farm. Was great to finally get him on to tell us all about his win and hopefully he can smash it again this year, as he'll be racing in the 2026 Dakar as soon as this drops. Show the legend all the support and get behind to hopefully make it two in a row! Enjoy trendsetters.

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0:00 - Melbourne Supercross Event

6:10 - 2025 Dakar Rally

11:25 - Practice & Simulations

15:00 - Winning Dakar

23:00 - Post Win Celebrations & Press Tour

30:52 - Other 2025 Race Season Wins

38:30 - Final Race Of The Season

45:00 - 2026 Goals

51:15 - Sanders' Farm Update

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It's time to listen to all the winning yarns from this years instalments of Talkback to determine who wins Yarn of the Year for 2025. Voting begins in the trendsetters group as per usual this week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123

Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and send it to [email protected]

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0:00 - Sniffing The Fingers

2:20 - Housing Commission Neighbours

4:30 - ABC Pokie Machine

6:20 - The Amazing Shitboy

7:32 - Pube Flavoured Durry

8:45 - Not Today, Satan!

10:30 - School Sports & 10 Pin Bowling

12:00 - Dick In The Mailbox

13:30 - Yeah The Girls

14:40 - Shagging The Bosses Daughter

16:20 - Drinking Metho In The Shops

18:10 - Black Market Lunches At School

20:10 - Referring Mates To The Pod

21:46 - Cutting Hose For Bongs

23:30 - Fingering In The Library

23:50 - Monopoly Board

25:30 - Finding Homegirls You Know

27:27 - Blowing Up About Poo's Reviews

29:10 - Zorro The White Pointer

31:30 - Finding Dad's Porno Stash (Fluff And Fold)

33:40 - Cori's Nurse Curse

34:40 - Marketplace Murder

36:20 - Cecil's Shits The Swag

38:10 - Crop Dusting The Club Dance Floor

40:00 - Little Brother

41:13 - Finding Dad's VCR P*rnos

43:00 - Spraying The Back Fence

44:50 - Hot Flange Ange

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It's time to listen to all the winning yarns from this years instalments of Talkback to determine who wins Yarn of the Year for 2025. Voting begins in the trendsetters group as per usual this week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123

Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and send it to [email protected]

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Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/

SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

0:00 - Shotgun Soap Shells

2:40 - Shitting In The Mall Urinal

4:20 - Jimmy's BDSM Side Hustle

5:50 - Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

7:00 - Part Number

8:00 - Hair Removal Cream

9:10 - Nursing Home Shagger

10:55 - The Australian Alien

12:25 - Carnie On The Dodgems

13:55 - The Deaf Neighbour

15:30 - My Family Car Stickers

16:30 - Uber Nun

17:30 - Rabbit Up The Drainpipe

18:40 - Cooked Chook In The Wall At Schoolies

21:00 - Legs the Concretor

22:30 - Birthday Suit

24:40 - Emergency Services To The Rescue

26:25 - Dementia Patient Popping In For A Cuppa

27:56 - Keep Pinging The C*nt

29:15 - Kebab Correspondent On The Cruise

31:36 - Moreton The Mudcrabs Near Death Experience

32:30 - Hiccup's 5 Day Sleep

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