Ariana Grande is many things: an incredible vocalist, a successful business woman and the kind of woman who's party trick would be fitting into a really small cupboard just to prove how tiny she is.

This episode we delve into a range of (alleged) crimes including storming out of a Sydney photoshoot, a very unfortunate tattoo and perhaps worst of all, the disrespect of innocent donuts.

But does the sentence fit the crimes?

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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Don’t cancel us, but today, we’re dragging the guilty pleasure of an entire generation into the Cancelled courtroom. 

The Hills is the iconic "reality" series that aired from 2006-2010 as a spin-off of Laguna Beach, turning our brains into mush.

We're assigning charges and sentences to everything from Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery transformation and fake pregnancy scare (that we now kind of understand), to Lauren Conrad's decision to not go to Paris, because who needs Paris when you've got your boyfriend for the summer, right?

As we investigate the Heidi vs Lauren feud and a sex tape, we keep getting pulled back to one sucky person: Spencer Pratt.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
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JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa

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Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

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Alright Normal People fans (and everyone who’s hopped on the Paul Mescal bandwagon since), Paul is the hot Irish heartthrob of your dreams but his crimes must be investigated. Hold up—is that Paul literally sprinting away from a girl in a park right now?

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, where we're putting the new Gladiator II star on trial. Think of it like the Colosseum, except instead of lions, we're looking at Paul's saddest and sexiest moments, so pretty much the same thing. 

There is this rumour about what Paul supposedly does after a one-night stand, and sure it sounds made up, but there's some evidence that's hard to ignore. Plus, he's given people the ick lately so let's get to the sexy bottom of it all. 

And of course, more of your Lazy Gewl stories. 

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The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa

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Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

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We don't usually gush this hard in the Cancelled courtroom so we're sorry in advance.

Andrew Garfield is a British actor known for playing Spiderman, until he didn't, which is something we get to in this trial.

What has he excelled at? Films like The Social Network, The Amazing Spider-Man, and that memorable Chicken Shop Date with Amelia Dimoldenberg. So, what brings him here? We're looking into his departure from the Spider-Man franchise, some method acting misunderstandings, and that moment when he left us feeling a bit strange in our spidey senses.

We need to know if we're being tricked by a beautiful man. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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CREDITS:

Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate. 

Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall. 

Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episode about Mr Donald, you’d be going for a decade so instead the episode covers SOME of the bizarre you may have forgotten about.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

Listen to Donald Trump Part Two: Yelling At A Child & The Most Embarrassing Tantrum In History, here. 

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Sorry in advance to the Beyhive.... Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, welcome to the Cancelled courtroom!
Look, this ain't Texas, and thank goodness for that, because their rules are slightly more intense than ours.

Alright, Queen Bey, we’re not here to trash your talent (because let’s face it, her fans would hunt us down) and why would we? Your voice is Irreplaceable. But from failing to ref a family smackdown to the conspiracy theory that brought us to tears (yep, really), there's a lot Bey has to answer for.
So, is Beyoncé to blame for everything? Definitely not! But, you know, maybe just a little?

Plus more of your Lazy Gewl stories. 

ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:

Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.' 

Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In part one, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite suppressing lollipops to a questionable experience at a so-called 'elephant sanctuary'.

Listen to part two: Kim "Photoshopped A 7 Year Old" Kardashian, here.

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Kanye “Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong” West
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Producer: Emma Gillespie

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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In the Cancelled courtroom today is the firstborn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, North West. But you’d never guess who her parents are from her lack of interest in the spotlight. I mean, it’s not like she stole the show in The Lion King musical while surrounded by actual trained performers or anything. Oh wait, that totally happened!

Sure, as a kid, you’re usually figuring out who you are and what you want to be, but when you’re North West, you can do anything and have as many “careers” as you want. Should she stick to what she's good at, Tik Tok lives where she lets Kardashian secrets slip? 

Her charges we're investigating today include how she likes to keep her mum Kim humble in front of as many important people as possible, painting far too good for her age and her first solo interview that really cemented her brand. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!

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Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. 

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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If you think Ballerina Farm means pigs with point shoes and tutus 1. that's really cute and 2. you're very wrong (unfortunately).

Today we are diving into the world of ‘Trad Wives’ and more specifically the world of Ballerina Farm which is both a brand and a woman. Hannah Neeleman is a mumfluencer, a mother of eight children and has amassed a huge 10 million followers on Instagram who follow her literally churning butter and collecting eggs from her chickens. Seems wholesome right? Wrong (kinda).

Her charges include competing in a beauty pageant just two weeks postpartum, pretending to be poor but owning a $30,000 stove and a birthday present which is the stuff of nightmares (but that was technically her husband’s fault). We unpack all.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 

The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven 
Timothée Chalamet
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

Listen to Mamamia's twice-daily news podcast The Quicky: I'm A Feminist, But Do I Secretly Wanna Be A Tradwife? here. 

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CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom... BITCH!

The O.C was an iconic TV show with three wealthy main characters: Marissa, Summer, Seth and troubled youth Ryan. Seth/Adam Brody was apparently just as focused on set as a sloth in a hammock (sorry if we've offended any sloths).  

The show ran from 2003-2007 but creators probably should've given up after season three when, SPOILER ALERT: Marissa died in a very dramatic scene that probably still makes you cry. 

Did they kill her off because she was the worst? Should they instead have taken out her mum Julie Cooper-Nichol-Bullet-Roberts-Atwood-Cooper? She was a legitimate predator. 

Normally we look into silly celebrity crimes but some of these scenes felt a little illegal.
We're investigating all the weird storylines: constant near-death experiences, a gay dad and a bisexual bartender. Gasp!  Plus, the real life drama was just as wild.

And of course we have more of your lazy gewl stories. 

Listen to A Brutally Honest Review Of Nobody Wants This on Mamamia podcast: The Spill here. 

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven 
Timothée Chalamet
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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If this show was new we'd be cancelling it for real but thankfully Friends began in the 90's where literally anyone's idea in the writers room was approved. 

We won't be putting the actors on the stand. However, we are welcoming the creators, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica and Phoebe to the Cancelled courtroom.

Should a fake fat Monica and a very creepy Ross be the reason we stop watching Friends?

Also, you might have missed some of the weird sex stuff that went on across 10 seasons, like when one character tried to hook up with their cousin. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven 
Timothée Chalamet
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. 

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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