Helen is waiting patiently at her favourite Cheese Shop Cafe for her granddaughter Susie and daughter Janey to join her for lunch. Until they are half an hour late, and then—not so patiently. Meanwhile, there's a young American guy, who seems to think he's Sam Spade. Or is it Philip Marlowe?

Cast: AJ Fidalgo as Special Agent Sam Marlow; Tayo Aluko as Detective Inspector Frank Ensign (there is no 'T'); Frances Broudie Oldridge as SWAT Team Leader Officer Linda Carter; Shea Smith as Dieter Putton; Flloyd Kennedy as Helen, Janey, Ilse and Rina Gineheart; Theme music composed and performed by John T La Barbera.

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Helen is at home, listening to her favourite folk music programme on the radio when there is a rude interruption downstairs. She and her neighbour Jennifer decide to take action.

As usual, this episode deals with everyday challenges rather than world affairs. Although of course, world affairs have their effect.

The performers are Christopher McDougall and Flloyd Kennedy.

Editing and sound design by Flloyd Kennedy.

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Thunder's Mouth Theatre Presents... Am I Old Yet, Welcome back. Here's an extended episode to get us started on Season 11. Helen has been out shopping, and would like nothing better than to put her feet up and relax with a nice hot coffee. Friends and family, however, are in need of her very specific help and advice. You know how it is... Enjoy

The cast was as follows

Helen, Janey, Susan were played by Flloyd Kennedy

Popsy the kitten miaowing, and Apate the Trickster Goddess were played by Frances Broudie Oldridge

Popsy the kitten purring was Chloe the Cat.

Zeus was played by Ira Seidenstein.

The theme music is from "In The Labyrinth" composed and performed by John T LaBarbera, available on Spotify.

Written, produced and sound design by Flloyd Kennedy.

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"Am I Old Yet?" is enjoying a hiatus as you've probably noticed. But while Season 11 is being slowly cooked up in the background, we are also working on a brand new podcast. It's called "Baked Off! - Live Laugh Loaves" and the aim is to release it early in 2025. Here's the trailer - you may recognise most of the voices, but the characters are all new!

We are also running a crowdfunding campaign to help pay the voice actors, musician, sound designer etc, and we'd be enormously grateful for your support. https://crowdfundr.com/bakedoffthepodcast. There are also some perks and rewards, including early access to episodes, a cook book, stickers mugs and aprons - and more!

The cast are, in order of appearance:

In Scotland—

Christopher McDougall - Duncan

Wendy Lap - Heather

In England—

Tayo Aluko - Ade

Frankie Phoenix - Sammy

Erika Sanderson - Julianna

In Australia

Flloyd Kennedy - Margot

On the Zoom call

Andrea Richardson - Caroline

Music - Composed, arranged and performed by John T La Barbera

Direction and Sound Design - Flloyd Kennedy

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This is the final episode in Season 10. Helen has returned home from her jaunt with Hera to reports that Mr Parks & Gardens is snooping around homeless ex-solder Mike's spot near the bus stop, possibly interfering with the plants in which Demeter has provided some salad and fruit plants at Helen's request in Episode 3 of Season 10. Well! We can't have that, can we? So, it's Helen and granddaughter Susie to the rescue!

Cast:

Christopher McDougall - Charlie

Wendy Lap - Annie

Sarah Golding - Betty

Edward Donnelly - James

Wayne Stuart-Cole - Mr Parks & Gardens

Roy R Carruthers - Mike

Flloyd Kennedy - Helen, Susie, Jackie

Music:

In the Labyrinth, composed and performed by John T La Barbera

SFX: Freesound.org

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Susie and Janey are still angsting about Helen's disappearance, while Susie's boyfriend Charlie attempts to inject a smidgeon of common sense - brave man! And then Janey and Helen seems to be vieing for the honour of most tech avoidance in the family.

Christopher McDougall - Charlie, Rene

Flloyd Kennedy - Janey, Susie, Ilse, Helen

SFX

Message Bank beep, buttons clicking and phone ringing, courtesy of Flloyd’s iPhone.

Cafe ambience - recorded by Flloyd at the Sweet Pea Cafe, West Kirby on the Wirral.

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Hera has brought Helen to her home on Mt Olympus, after their short visit to the Amazon rain forest. Zeus is so happy to see her that he just can't help singing about it. And so it came about, that this episode has turned into a musical. You're welcome...

Hera - Wendy Lap

Helen - Flloyd Kennedy

Zeus - Ira Seidenstein

Music - "In the Labyrinth", Song of the Goddess Diana" and "Song of the Minatour", composed and performed by John T La Barbera

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And now, to return to regular transmission! Hera, the Queen of the Gods, drops by in south London to whisk Helen off to her homeland for a well-deserved mini-break. These two women of way over 'a certain age' have more in common than meets the eye.

Cast:

Hera - Wendy Lap

Zeus - Ira Seidenstein

Helen, American tourist - Flloyd Kennedy

Music - "In the Labyrinth" and "Song of the Minotaur" composed and performed by John T La Barbera

SFX (freesound.org)

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Special Announcement: Please excuse this break in transmission - Episode 6 was going to take us to Greece, where Helen is enjoying the scenery and the sunshine. But in view of the terrible tragedy of the wildfires presently affecting large parts of Greece, including Athens itself, I'd decided to postpone that episode till next week. In the meantime, here is news regarding the development of the new podcast, "Baked Off!" which I hope to be able to bring to you later this year.

Voices: Ed Donnelly, John Warner, Andrew Durning, Matthew Field, Wendy Lap, Bernadette Pryde, Andrea Richardson, Tayo Aluko, Roy R Carruthers and Flloyd Kennedy.

SFX

Australian Magpies - JustinJetZorbas - https://www.pond5.com/

Footsteps and window opening - Flloyd Kennedy

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Helen has gone missing, so daughter Janey and granddaughter Susie team up to track her down. This episode is an experiment, in that it takes the form of a series of telephone calls. A bit like the old 'epistolatory' genre, only using message bank rather than the post office. Let me know if you think it works - drop your response at https://amIoldyet.com/reviews - just a few words would be great.

Helen, Janey, Susie and Jennifer are all played by me, Flloyd Kennedy.

The music is from John T La Barbera's album, "In the Labyrinth" and the tracks are:

Dionysius' Dream

In the Labyrinth

SFX all recorded by Flloyd Kennedy, foley style, apart from the vibrating phone which was courtesy of MOBILE-PHONE-VIBRATION BY AALORV -- HTTPS://FREESOUND.ORG/S/745003/ -- LICENSE: ATTRIBUTION 4.0

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Helen's idea of providing pot plants to people living on the streets has caught the attention of the authorities, and they are not happy about it. But Susie has a plan and Demeter drops by for coffee and a chat, so perhaps it will all work out? Do stick around for the epilogue - and a behind the scenes chat between Ed and Flloyd.

Cast:

Edward Donnelly - Dafydd the newsreader

Frances Broudie Oldridge - Josie Harkins, roving reporter

Wayne Stuart-Cole - Parks and Gardens official

Flloyd Kennedy - Helen, Susie, Demeter

MUSIC: "In the Labyrinth" and "Chariot Wheel" composed and performed by John T La Barbera

News Sting - TunePocket.com

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