Am I Old Yet? — Comedy audio drama

Flloyd Kennedy

  • 25 minutes 46 seconds
    What Would Helen Do?

    Thunder's Mouth Theatre Presents... Am I Old Yet, Welcome back. Here's an extended episode to get us started on Season 11. Helen has been out shopping, and would like nothing better than to put her feet up and relax with a nice hot coffee. Friends and family, however, are in need of her very specific help and advice. You know how it is... Enjoy

    The cast was as follows

    Helen, Janey, Susan were played by Flloyd Kennedy

    Popsy the kitten miaowing, and Apate the Trickster Goddess were played by Frances Broudie Oldridge

    Popsy the kitten purring was Chloe the Cat.

    Zeus was played by Ira Seidenstein.

    The theme music is from "In The Labyrinth" composed and performed by John T LaBarbera, available on Spotify.

    Written, produced and sound design by Flloyd Kennedy.

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    Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s11e1

     

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    17 January 2025, 12:00 am
  • 5 minutes 1 second
    Introducing Baked Off!

    "Am I Old Yet?" is enjoying a hiatus as you've probably noticed. But while Season 11 is being slowly cooked up in the background, we are also working on a brand new podcast. It's called "Baked Off! - Live Laugh Loaves" and the aim is to release it early in 2025. Here's the trailer - you may recognise most of the voices, but the characters are all new!

    We are also running a crowdfunding campaign to help pay the voice actors, musician, sound designer etc, and we'd be enormously grateful for your support. https://crowdfundr.com/bakedoffthepodcast. There are also some perks and rewards, including early access to episodes, a cook book, stickers mugs and aprons - and more!

    The cast are, in order of appearance:

    In Scotland—

    Christopher McDougall - Duncan

    Wendy Lap - Heather

    In England—

    Tayo Aluko - Ade

    Frankie Phoenix - Sammy

    Erika Sanderson - Julianna

    In Australia

    Flloyd Kennedy - Margot

    On the Zoom call

    Andrea Richardson - Caroline


    Music - Composed, arranged and performed by John T La Barbera

    Direction and Sound Design - Flloyd Kennedy

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    Transcript is available on the episode website https://bakedoffpodcast.com/

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    21 November 2024, 12:00 am
  • 11 minutes 47 seconds
    Power to the Plants!

    This is the final episode in Season 10. Helen has returned home from her jaunt with Hera to reports that Mr Parks & Gardens is snooping around homeless ex-solder Mike's spot near the bus stop, possibly interfering with the plants in which Demeter has provided some salad and fruit plants at Helen's request in Episode 3 of Season 10. Well! We can't have that, can we? So, it's Helen and granddaughter Susie to the rescue!

    Cast:

    Christopher McDougall - Charlie

    Wendy Lap - Annie

    Sarah Golding - Betty

    Edward Donnelly - James

    Wayne Stuart-Cole - Mr Parks & Gardens

    Roy R Carruthers - Mike

    Flloyd Kennedy - Helen, Susie, Jackie

    Music:

    In the Labyrinth, composed and performed by John T La Barbera

    SFX: Freesound.org

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    12 September 2024, 11:00 pm
  • 16 minutes 3 seconds
    The Return - Sep 06, 2024

    Susie and Janey are still angsting about Helen's disappearance, while Susie's boyfriend Charlie attempts to inject a smidgeon of common sense - brave man! And then Janey and Helen seems to be vieing for the honour of most tech avoidance in the family.

    Christopher McDougall - Charlie, Rene

    Flloyd Kennedy - Janey, Susie, Ilse, Helen

    SFX

    Message Bank beep, buttons clicking and phone ringing, courtesy of Flloyd’s iPhone.

    Cafe ambience - recorded by Flloyd at the Sweet Pea Cafe, West Kirby on the Wirral.

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    Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s10e9, approximately 12 hours after the episode goes live.

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    5 September 2024, 11:00 pm
  • 15 minutes 43 seconds
    Breakfast with the Gods

    Hera has brought Helen to her home on Mt Olympus, after their short visit to the Amazon rain forest. Zeus is so happy to see her that he just can't help singing about it. And so it came about, that this episode has turned into a musical. You're welcome...

    Hera - Wendy Lap

    Helen - Flloyd Kennedy

    Zeus - Ira Seidenstein

    Music - "In the Labyrinth", Song of the Goddess Diana" and "Song of the Minatour", composed and performed by John T La Barbera

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    Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s10e8

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    29 August 2024, 11:00 pm
  • 17 minutes 44 seconds
    Helen's Hellenic Stopover

    And now, to return to regular transmission! Hera, the Queen of the Gods, drops by in south London to whisk Helen off to her homeland for a well-deserved mini-break. These two women of way over 'a certain age' have more in common than meets the eye.

    Cast:

    Hera - Wendy Lap

    Zeus - Ira Seidenstein

    Helen, American tourist - Flloyd Kennedy

    Music - "In the Labyrinth" and "Song of the Minotaur" composed and performed by John T La Barbera

    SFX (freesound.org)

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    22 August 2024, 11:00 pm
  • 9 minutes 40 seconds
    Interruption to Service

    Special Announcement: Please excuse this break in transmission - Episode 6 was going to take us to Greece, where Helen is enjoying the scenery and the sunshine. But in view of the terrible tragedy of the wildfires presently affecting large parts of Greece, including Athens itself, I'd decided to postpone that episode till next week. In the meantime, here is news regarding the development of the new podcast, "Baked Off!" which I hope to be able to bring to you later this year.

    Voices: Ed Donnelly, John Warner, Andrew Durning, Matthew Field, Wendy Lap, Bernadette Pryde, Andrea Richardson, Tayo Aluko, Roy R Carruthers and Flloyd Kennedy.

    SFX

    Australian Magpies - JustinJetZorbas - https://www.pond5.com/

    Footsteps and window opening - Flloyd Kennedy

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    15 August 2024, 11:00 pm
  • 17 minutes 2 seconds
    Never Mind Wally! Where's Helen?

    Helen has gone missing, so daughter Janey and granddaughter Susie team up to track her down. This episode is an experiment, in that it takes the form of a series of telephone calls. A bit like the old 'epistolatory' genre, only using message bank rather than the post office. Let me know if you think it works - drop your response at https://amIoldyet.com/reviews - just a few words would be great.

    Helen, Janey, Susie and Jennifer are all played by me, Flloyd Kennedy.

    The music is from John T La Barbera's album, "In the Labyrinth" and the tracks are:

    Dionysius' Dream

    In the Labyrinth

    SFX all recorded by Flloyd Kennedy, foley style, apart from the vibrating phone which was courtesy of MOBILE-PHONE-VIBRATION BY AALORV -- HTTPS://FREESOUND.ORG/S/745003/ -- LICENSE: ATTRIBUTION 4.0

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    Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s10e5


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    8 August 2024, 11:00 pm
  • 18 minutes 17 seconds
    Going Potty over Plants

    Helen's idea of providing pot plants to people living on the streets has caught the attention of the authorities, and they are not happy about it. But Susie has a plan and Demeter drops by for coffee and a chat, so perhaps it will all work out? Do stick around for the epilogue - and a behind the scenes chat between Ed and Flloyd.

    Cast:

    Edward Donnelly - Dafydd the newsreader

    Frances Broudie Oldridge - Josie Harkins, roving reporter

    Wayne Stuart-Cole - Parks and Gardens official

    Flloyd Kennedy - Helen, Susie, Demeter

    MUSIC: "In the Labyrinth" and "Chariot Wheel" composed and performed by John T La Barbera

    News Sting - TunePocket.com

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    Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s10e4

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    1 August 2024, 11:00 pm
  • 15 minutes 56 seconds
    Redemption Song

    Someone new has take up residence on the pavement near the bus stop. Mike might be homeless, but he's got a ukulele, so Helen challenges him to join her in a sing song. This Episode's guest is Roy J Carruthers (who also plays Harry from across the corridor, Dimitri (Season 1) Loki Season 8), Eric Frogsholme, and Kyrane (Season 9).

    If you, or someone you know, is homeless, you can get support from MindAlcoholics AnonymousNarcotics Anonymous and Gamblers Anonymous. Alternatively, you can search for local organisations in your area. 

    The transcript is available on the episode website amIoldyet.com/s10e3

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    25 July 2024, 11:00 pm
  • 17 minutes 47 seconds
    Nana's Question

    Helen has received a note from Jennifer, her neighbour who lives in the flat across the corridor with her husband Harry, and her 103 year old grandmother Nana Madeleine. Helen and Madeleine have always enjoyed sharing their thoughts on life, death, mortality and immortality without fear or favour. And this time is no exception, although with a heightened sense of immediacy. Nana Madeleine tries to sleep, but someone needs to speak to her, and the result is - much laughter. Don't forget to stick around for the Epilogue.

    Cast:

    Flloyd Kennedy - Helen, Jennifer, Madeleine

    Karim Kronfli - Mischka

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    Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s10e2

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    19 July 2024, 9:48 am
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