Am I Old Yet? — Comedy audio drama

Flloyd Kennedy

  • 17 minutes 5 seconds
    Too Hot to Handle

    Episode 6 finds Helen at her favourite cafe, chatting with Ilse about playing card games on her iPad. But before we go there, I thought you might like to know why we call ourselves Thunder’s Mouth Theatre. Back in the day, I played Queen Eleanor in a production of Shakespeare’s play “The Life and Death of King John”. It was produced by John Warner’s production company in Brisbane, and performed at the then abandoned Boggo Road Jail. Our lovely mate Allana Noyes played Constance, Eleanor’s daughter-in-law, and Constance has the most wonderful line that Shakespeare ever wrote: “Oh, that my tongue were in the Thunder’s mouth / then with a passion would I shake the world!” That is how I feel about live theatre, so that is what I named my own company. And now, I use it to do a teeny tiny bit of shaking of the world, in my own small way, with the help of some very good mates. In this episode, John Warner introduces the character of William Askew, OAM.


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    3 April 2025, 11:00 pm
  • 18 minutes 34 seconds
    Who's the Radical Here?

    Helen attended the 'gathering' Susie invited her to, where she met up with the mother of Kiara, the charismatic climate change evangelist. They've taken Susie off to the nearest cafe to enjoy something to drink and a heart to heart. With special guest voice actor Lushika Preetrajh as Preshanni and Mrs Patel.

    Now, you may have noticed that these episodes are arriving at roughly fortnightly intervals these days. That’s because I’m also busy editing the new podcast, Baked Off! Which is a much bigger production than Am I Old Yet? I’ve been trying to raise some funds to pay for a dialogue editor to help me with it, but we still have some way to go. If you’d like to help out, there are a range of perks to be enjoyed, from early access to the episodes to mugs, stickers and aprons, and even a brand new cookbook. The website is crowdfundr.com/bakedoffthepodcast. I’m halfway through editing Episode 4, with only another 4 to go. And it will happen a whole lot faster if I don’t have to do it all myself!

    Thanks to those of you who have joined the Patreon community. The latest newsletter is on its way to you already. Also thanks to Fable and Folly and the F&F community, who are so lovely and supportive, as well as being just the best audio fiction producers out there. Thanks for listening. Stay safe. 

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    21 March 2025, 12:00 am
  • 17 minutes 48 seconds
    Cult-ivating Diligence

    Thunder’s Mouth Theatre presents: yet another mini adventure in the life of our aged heroine Helen. Her granddaughter Susie phones up to apologise for standing her up last week, and after a chat with daughter Janey, Helen decides to attend a ‘gathering’ headed up by Susie’s latest bestie, to see what the fuss is all about.

    You heard Flloyd Kennedy as Susie, Helen, Janey, Kiara and the stranger in the crowd (Mary O'Leary), as well as J.R. Snyder, Lushika Preethrajh and Brady Flanagan as Voices in the crowd. Do check out Brady's own podcasts "Rogue Life" and "Your Horror Show". And you will hear both JR and Lushika in many other excellent fiction podcasts!

    The theme music is from "In the Labyrinth" composed and performed by John T La Barbera, and available on Spotify.

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    The full transcript will be available at the website amIoldyet.com.

    As well, you can leave a comment or review at https://amIoldyet.com/reviews

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    7 March 2025, 12:00 am
  • 22 minutes 35 seconds
    Busted

    Helen is waiting patiently at her favourite Cheese Shop Cafe for her granddaughter Susie and daughter Janey to join her for lunch. Until they are half an hour late, and then—not so patiently. Meanwhile, there's a young American guy, who seems to think he's Sam Spade. Or is it Philip Marlowe?

    Cast: AJ Fidalgo as Special Agent Sam Marlow; Tayo Aluko as Detective Inspector Frank Ensign (there is no 'T'); Frances Broudie Oldridge as SWAT Team Leader Officer Linda Carter; Shea Smith as Dieter Putton; Flloyd Kennedy as Helen, Janey, Ilse and Rina Gineheart; Theme music composed and performed by John T La Barbera.

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    Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s11e3

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    21 February 2025, 12:00 am
  • 14 minutes 18 seconds
    Only Welcomes in the Building

    Helen is at home, listening to her favourite folk music programme on the radio when there is a rude interruption downstairs. She and her neighbour Jennifer decide to take action.

    As usual, this episode deals with everyday challenges rather than world affairs. Although of course, world affairs have their effect.

    The performers are Christopher McDougall and Flloyd Kennedy.

    Editing and sound design by Flloyd Kennedy.

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    Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s11e2

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    SFX:

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    31 January 2025, 10:32 am
  • 25 minutes 46 seconds
    What Would Helen Do?

    Thunder's Mouth Theatre Presents... Am I Old Yet, Welcome back. Here's an extended episode to get us started on Season 11. Helen has been out shopping, and would like nothing better than to put her feet up and relax with a nice hot coffee. Friends and family, however, are in need of her very specific help and advice. You know how it is... Enjoy

    The cast was as follows

    Helen, Janey, Susan were played by Flloyd Kennedy

    Popsy the kitten miaowing, and Apate the Trickster Goddess were played by Frances Broudie Oldridge

    Popsy the kitten purring was Chloe the Cat.

    Zeus was played by Ira Seidenstein.

    The theme music is from "In The Labyrinth" composed and performed by John T LaBarbera, available on Spotify.

    Written, produced and sound design by Flloyd Kennedy.

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    Transcript is available on the episode website https://amIoldyet.com/s11e1

     

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    17 January 2025, 12:00 am
  • 5 minutes 1 second
    Introducing Baked Off!

    "Am I Old Yet?" is enjoying a hiatus as you've probably noticed. But while Season 11 is being slowly cooked up in the background, we are also working on a brand new podcast. It's called "Baked Off! - Live Laugh Loaves" and the aim is to release it early in 2025. Here's the trailer - you may recognise most of the voices, but the characters are all new!

    We are also running a crowdfunding campaign to help pay the voice actors, musician, sound designer etc, and we'd be enormously grateful for your support. https://crowdfundr.com/bakedoffthepodcast. There are also some perks and rewards, including early access to episodes, a cook book, stickers mugs and aprons - and more!

    The cast are, in order of appearance:

    In Scotland—

    Christopher McDougall - Duncan

    Wendy Lap - Heather

    In England—

    Tayo Aluko - Ade

    Frankie Phoenix - Sammy

    Erika Sanderson - Julianna

    In Australia

    Flloyd Kennedy - Margot

    On the Zoom call

    Andrea Richardson - Caroline


    Music - Composed, arranged and performed by John T La Barbera

    Direction and Sound Design - Flloyd Kennedy

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    Transcript is available on the episode website https://bakedoffpodcast.com/

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    21 November 2024, 12:00 am
  • 11 minutes 47 seconds
    Power to the Plants!

    This is the final episode in Season 10. Helen has returned home from her jaunt with Hera to reports that Mr Parks & Gardens is snooping around homeless ex-solder Mike's spot near the bus stop, possibly interfering with the plants in which Demeter has provided some salad and fruit plants at Helen's request in Episode 3 of Season 10. Well! We can't have that, can we? So, it's Helen and granddaughter Susie to the rescue!

    Cast:

    Christopher McDougall - Charlie

    Wendy Lap - Annie

    Sarah Golding - Betty

    Edward Donnelly - James

    Wayne Stuart-Cole - Mr Parks & Gardens

    Roy R Carruthers - Mike

    Flloyd Kennedy - Helen, Susie, Jackie

    Music:

    In the Labyrinth, composed and performed by John T La Barbera

    SFX: Freesound.org

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    12 September 2024, 11:00 pm
  • 16 minutes 3 seconds
    The Return - Sep 06, 2024

    Susie and Janey are still angsting about Helen's disappearance, while Susie's boyfriend Charlie attempts to inject a smidgeon of common sense - brave man! And then Janey and Helen seems to be vieing for the honour of most tech avoidance in the family.

    Christopher McDougall - Charlie, Rene

    Flloyd Kennedy - Janey, Susie, Ilse, Helen

    SFX

    Message Bank beep, buttons clicking and phone ringing, courtesy of Flloyd’s iPhone.

    Cafe ambience - recorded by Flloyd at the Sweet Pea Cafe, West Kirby on the Wirral.

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    5 September 2024, 11:00 pm
  • 15 minutes 43 seconds
    Breakfast with the Gods

    Hera has brought Helen to her home on Mt Olympus, after their short visit to the Amazon rain forest. Zeus is so happy to see her that he just can't help singing about it. And so it came about, that this episode has turned into a musical. You're welcome...

    Hera - Wendy Lap

    Helen - Flloyd Kennedy

    Zeus - Ira Seidenstein

    Music - "In the Labyrinth", Song of the Goddess Diana" and "Song of the Minatour", composed and performed by John T La Barbera

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    29 August 2024, 11:00 pm
  • 17 minutes 44 seconds
    Helen's Hellenic Stopover

    And now, to return to regular transmission! Hera, the Queen of the Gods, drops by in south London to whisk Helen off to her homeland for a well-deserved mini-break. These two women of way over 'a certain age' have more in common than meets the eye.

    Cast:

    Hera - Wendy Lap

    Zeus - Ira Seidenstein

    Helen, American tourist - Flloyd Kennedy

    Music - "In the Labyrinth" and "Song of the Minotaur" composed and performed by John T La Barbera

    SFX (freesound.org)

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    22 August 2024, 11:00 pm
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