- 36 minutes 27 secondsThe Worst Apology Ever, with Ned Fulmer
YouTube star and former “Try Guy” Ned Fulmer talks about dirty tricks in children’s soccer, what it would take for him to kill an injured deer, and being called the worst husband on the internet.
Alan struggles with cutting his toenails.
Follow Ned Fulmer on Instagram or check out his new podcast Rock Bottom.
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28 April 2026, 10:00 am - 42 minutes 27 secondsThe Worst Ghosts Kelsi Davies Ever Encountered
Psychic YouTuber and influencer Kelsi Davies talks about getting revenge on a cheating boyfriend, annoying airplane seatmates, and how some ghosts are real pieces of shit.
Alan takes precautions against choking in the studio.
Watch Kelsi visit haunted houses and do other paranormal stuff:
Kelsi on Youtube
Kelsi on TikTok
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14 April 2026, 10:00 am - 44 minutes 48 secondsThe Worst Thing About Aging Bodies, with Andy Richter
Comedian and legendary TV sidekick Andy Richter “can be a real bitch,” as he tells Alan. He talks about his mom’s most frustrating habits, mastering uncomfortable conversations, and overcoming his cynical nature to embrace reality TV.
Alan questions the structural integrity of the human body.
Andy Richter hosts the podcast The Andy Richter Call-In Show on SiriusXM.
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31 March 2026, 10:00 am - 47 minutes 40 secondsThe Worst Thing About Not Wanting Kids, with Leah Rudick
Comedian Leah Rudick, known for her viral TikTok characters like “Wealthy Woman”, talks about men peeing, her over-protective mom, and a disgusting bathmat.
Alan wonders if someone stole his pants.
Leah Rudick’s comedy special, Spiralling, is on AppleTV.
Follow Leah on Instagram and TikTok.
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17 March 2026, 9:00 am - 41 minutes 19 secondsThe Worst Way to Break Up, with Colin Mochrie
Whose Line Is It Anyway star Colin Mochrie talks about why he should be able to run over pedestrians, putting up with strangers’ bad jokes, and the most humiliating job he ever had.
Alan considers the business practices of hitmen.
Colin’s comedy special Hyprov is on CBC Gem and also on tour.
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3 March 2026, 10:00 am - 2 minutes 18 secondsThe Worst is Back for Season 2!
The Worst Podcast is back for another season. As always, Alan talks to some more notable people about all the things they'd rather forget.
This season, Alan and his sidekick, Kattie, are joined by comedians, influencers, and even a psychic who got an earful from the other side.
If you're looking for advice or inspiration, look elsewhere. If you've ever messed up, cringed at an embarrassing memory, or just need to feel better about your own life, you're in the right place.
New episodes start March 3.
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24 February 2026, 11:00 am - 32 minutes 14 secondsA preview of TUBBY while you wait for The Worst Season 2!
The Worst Podcast will be back in the New Year for another season. Alan will welcome another group of notable guests that he doesn’t know and has never heard of to talk about the worst things in life.
Until then, Alan has another podcast about the worst thing in his life - his weight.
Tubby is about all of the things that the other weight and diet podcasts never talk about. Alan invites you to join him for sometimes sad, often hilarious, always very human conversations with friends, special guests, and the occasional expert about weight, health, body image, self esteem and what it’s like to be or feel fat.
Today we’re bringing you the first episode of Tubby where Alan finds a kindred spirit in podcaster Alex Goldman (Hyperfixed, Reply All). They share their experiences with self-loathing, rationalizing away exercise, dating as a fat guy, and hotel mirrors. Alan asks the tough question - is it better to lose weight or figure out how to find happiness in your body?
Tubby is out now wherever you get your podcasts.
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25 September 2025, 9:00 am - 33 minutes 39 secondsThe Worst Thing About Dating a Good-Looking Guy, with Steph Tolev
Comedian Steph Tolev insists that hemorrhoids are everywhere, tickling should be illegal, and going bottomless is far superior to topless. Alan offers some relationship advice.
You can catch Steph Tolev live on her Canadian Filth Queen Tour! See the dates near you and get tickets at: punchup.live/stephtolev/tickets
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9 October 2024, 7:05 am - 32 minutes 33 secondsThe Worst Thing Rick Moody Ever Said to His Mother
Novelist Rick Moody (The Ice Storm) tells Alan about being an asshole in college, his aching knees, and still being haunted by hitting a deer years ago. Alan gets all verklempt when he realizes who he's talking to.
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2 October 2024, 7:05 am - 36 minutes 8 secondsThe Worst Thing About Being Positive, with Ron MacLean
Beloved Canadian sports broadcaster Ron MacLean (and longtime foil to Don Cherry) talks about infertility, professional anxiety and why he just doesn’t have it in him to be negative. Alan compares the interview to getting a colonoscopy.
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25 September 2024, 7:05 am - 33 minutes 10 secondsThe Worst Thing About Friends With Drag Star Queen Priyanka
Drag queen superstar Queen Priyanka admits to bullying white people and shares some of the worst things family and boyfriends have said about her drag career. Alan contemplates how to take a picture of his butthole.
Queen Priyanka has just released her debut album “DEVASTATIA”, and is heading out on a North American tour starting October 9th. To listen to the album and get more information, including tour dates and tickets, go to: thequeenpriyanka.com
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