It's our 5 year anniversary as we worship Mother Drew and her boundary issues. June Swoon continues with some tight cordage and a new episode in a new house! We're serving up telescoping at night...naturally, Tom Skerritt maybe seeing heaven after all, levels of mayo men, the possible marital problems of Chris O'Donnell, RESTRAINTS and sooooo many forehead kisses. We come to the conclusion that even the most understanding 17 yr old boy can destroy his entire life by miscalculating some pussy and then you'll have to go to a lesser college. Get your whistle wet because we're bustin' out of the ward and we'll forever be in Mad Love, this time on Doom Generation!

It's June Swoon and it's just the two of us makin' it if we try! We're taking you to a time of fuck ass hair where wigs were available yet denied, Dan Hedaya's triumphant return, love criminals, Holly Hunter mid masturbation at all times, that Ewan McGregor smile with the natural teeth that make it, circulatory system facts and a lil' ruffage to get it out. Bark once for yes, twice for no and beware the spittle string. Welcome to the heaven of glamorous pussy somewhere beyond the sea, live A Life Less Ordinary this time on Doom Generation.

Feel the POWER OF THE NIGHT-UH to complete the circle of Mayhem! We're talking butter moms and greasy dads, 17 year olds with receding hairlines, Blow Pop aliens, plucking on purpose, doll preservation, ice cold Minute Maid, another creature for the dollhouse, Tears AND Fears! You better put some Wesson on it and maybe check your toilet - it's Critters! Transmitting straight to your fillings now on Doom Generation!  

We're ssssssssneakin' up on you with our next adventure in Mayhem and there's more where that snake comes from! This time we're sssssservin' up Kurt Russell's lazy eye, gigantic presidential fingers, a familiar hobo, surprise Salt N' Pepa, copper choppers, posse's on Broadway and LIMPS NACK!

Oh you thought we were dead?! Grab a chair, have a rest have a think and don't Pisskins - come along with us as we Escape From New York, this time on Doom Generation.

Mayhem continues out in the wastelands of Australia (that we can't believe Tessa can see). Skipping straight through to the third installment of a series brings a buff Phil Collins, Tina Turner worship, levels of shit smells, cul-de-sac farts, surprise Down's Syndrome, the large waxed leathermen we want and need, unexplained light sources, NOT Iron Man, a cow-car (the second stupidest vehicle) and a baby that goes down the HOOOOOOOOOOLE. Get your pocky-lips fit on and head towards Bartertown - two hosts enter but both of us leave, we don't fight or anything. It's Auntie's choice, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, up next on Doom Generation!

The Mayhem continues and this time it's dropping in on a web! We're bringing you pulsating sacs that we recommend you don't investigate, smokin' trees, wildlife conservation, surprise Count Duckula and back to back fire fights while on fire! Go ahead, throw the Chateau and don't finger that web because we ALL have Arachnophobia, this time on Doom Generation! 

It's a new month, new theme and it's gonna be MAYHEM! Clooney gets cool, Tarantino slander and Robert Rodriguez the enabler. 360 degrees of tiddies, al dente hippy feets (QT like 'em eau naturale), just me and my Asian son, the insane physics of an RV shower stall, crossbowin' is a ladies sport and being involved in other people's kinks - how much did we know and when did we know it? We're mean motherfucking servents of DOOM so kick off your shoes and relax because we're open From Dusk Till Dawn! Doom Generation, If you can find a cheaper podcast anywhere FUUUUUUCK IIIT!

Next up is the final entry (huh huh, entry) for Animated April! We're wrapping up the month with wheelie cart TV memories, tiddy buttons, loose kids crossing borders, peyOH!te, AJ Benza againza and a lesbian seagull that's real and she CAN hurt you. Robert Stack asks us to solve a mystery right before bed and we do! So cut it out bunghole because we're ready to DO you now! Hit the road with your favorite fart knockers it's Beavis and Butthead Do America, this time on Doom Generation!

Animation April continues as we get off to an ignorant start on a journey to a new world that begins with new headwear including an old smelly hat (three generations crisp), platforms to keep the beans clean for Queen Latifah, questions about the scale, filial cannibalism, heart eyes hard eyes, valley mice, somehow and surprise Dana Carvey with broccoli & sparklies. It's a story that reminds you that immigrant mice have always touched your produce with their feet because as we all know, THERE ARE NO CATS IN AMERICA! Let Don Bluth do it to ya with An American Tail this time on Doom Generation!

Animated April continues with our dumbest episode yet! Join us in a wacky world of Ralph Bakshi's fetishes with baby voices, career showgirls, asking questions that have no answers, roleplay foreplay, Kim Basinger - all 108 lbs. of her and Sarah Sylvia Cynthia Stout! We lied! There's singing after all and we ask the pertinent questions like what's Spark's deal and why is he here, why does Frank get dot eyes and is Jack gonna cum on this Doodle? We're Doodlin' out all over town so keep your pen in your pocket and drop on into Cool World, now playing on Doom Generation!

Criminently! It's Animation April (and our 250th episode!) so we're bringing you some foxy foxes, passing secret pouches, Prince John Little John long Johns and a debtor's prison? More like DEAD-er's prison! We discuss the trials of Chet Haze, ask if snakes sleep long and we don't know how it happened but Clucky and Little John hooked up. Who's in there stroking the taxes? Substitute with your asshole of choice! Wet eyes, get ready for 'em it's Disney's Robin Hood now on Doom Generation. Oo-de-lally golly what an episode!