Up next we're headed to a small town to meet three magical women and a horny lil' devil with a teeny lil' ponytail. We're dealing with snowy egrets, boobie dolls, dis-GUS-ting mouth stuff, and so much Gonzo dick and yet no dick at all.

Divorce, desertion or death, don't break a bone and go insane it's a time where maybe we should have read the book even though we could have written it, a movie that made us avoid cherries for 35 years, fall in love with The Witches of Eastwick, this time on Doom Generation.

It's Vajanuary and it feels soooo GOOD! We're heading into a one stunt town with the Pretty Women of the Old West. We got a Roach Ranch, a Colonelin', a pie that's just gotta be had, lesbians? NOPE and we're bringing it all back to the homestead on Mary Stuart Masterson's big juicy ass! Come into our inside outside room, it's Bad Girls on this episode of Doom Generation.

It's time for 2025 to SKEE-daddle so we're wrapping up Dudecember with the duderest movie of all time. We're doing the wagon trail watusi that's got our ovaries janglin' just as much as these spurs with a wig named Mr Fabian, some Jack on Jack action, the cleanest cowboy teeth of all time, werkin' merkins and dewy men that prove if the mustache is right, we'll take that ride! This isn't a nudie program, hide out on Toughnut with Tombstone - now playing on Doom Generation!

Tis the season and the smell of consumerism is in the air! We're headed to a mall with at least two levels to feast on a first floor food court and relax our eyes just enough to see the magic sail boat and maybe get some sage advice from Stan Lee. Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? It's Mallrats, this week on Doom Generation!

This week we have fake badges and a briefcase full of blank papers as we take you to a time where all you needed was a can of Aquanet, a frosted lip and a FRENCH CUUUUT bikini to make it work. It's not soft corn porno, but these are the breasts of 40-something year old women. Pinch that nussy skin because we're feeling big, bad and stupid lookin' - it's giving just the facts ma'am, Dragnet - this time on Doom Generation.

It's a new month and it's time for the dudes to dude down for Dudecember! We start off with a Dudeist prayer while Kim threatens violence, we see Madonna's first baby daddy (probably) and a possible dry ferret attack. Nicole tells a story about a boy named Sasha who dodged a bullet (reach out!), Tessa tells a story about trying to keep it together in a mortuary and a doc that jorks yer peanitz because he's THURRUH. Make way for The Big Lebowski now playing on Doom Generation!

This week we long for a life in miniature while remembering cartoon comedian children, maximum RV capacity, lung mud, light helmet (not Dark Helmet), improper mop usage and wondering *hits blunt*, "What's that like for the lawn?" So bust out your basebat and get yer oatmeal creme pie on because Honey, I Shrunk The Kids!

On this edition of Box Talk, Kevin McCarthy gets them tiddies out, Nicole accurately describes a TV show, Cheech's chopper and a Boog-cat. So wring out your mop, pull out a cold weiner and eat it because we're NEVER filling out that Spatula City card. It's our favorite nerd, Weird Al Yankovic, in UHF as Nerdvember continues on Doom Generation!

This week we're taking you back to a time of loose children, when a 9V battery could rule the world! Crack a brown bottle piss beer and accessorize the Thunder Road, let's travel though these stream and tunnels and tubes to never know at any moment what was happening next. We're giving you the sound effects you deserve as Nerdvember continues with Explorers, this time on Doom Generation!

It's Nerdvember and we've got 99 problems but a gay character ain't one. Join us on Greek row as we experience the Alpha Beta time shift that leaves more questions than answers, tiddy math ratios, slurs but not THAT kind and asking the touch questions like, can Booger get it? It's not an outright no! Nicole struggles to say fraternity and yet she persists, bonus word virginity and three fistfuls of booty, it's the Revenge of the Nerds! Now playing on Doom Generation.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN from your Dames of Doom! Get prepared for the floor show and turn it ALL the way DOWN because we're honoring 50 years of tradition with a whole lot of drunken sing-a-longs, cloud craps and saying shut up bitch with our eyes - we're making it very clear! Trick or treat, it's the Rocky Horror Picture show, this time on Doom Generation!