Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...

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There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.

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It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.

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New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.

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Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...

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Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.

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[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]

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Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!

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Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?

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If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”

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There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.

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