Distractible
Distractible
- 49 minutes 56 secondsSnow Days
The guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days.
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30 January 2026, 6:10 am - 54 minutes 18 secondsEverybody Hates Dor
Mark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.)
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26 January 2026, 6:05 am - 40 minutes 28 secondsWade's One Man Show
The reviews are in, and critics are raving:
"Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle
"If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald
"I can't f**king see!" - Bob
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23 January 2026, 6:10 am - 1 hour 9 minutesBest of Unfair: Part 1 (Compilation)
The only word, besides bald, that has changed the trajectory of Distractible forever.
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19 January 2026, 8:40 am - 31 minutes 5 secondsBest of P*ssed Off: Part 1 (Compilation)
You better hope the Distractible Vault is fireproof, because there's a whole lot of fiery fury building up in this compilation!
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16 January 2026, 6:10 am - 56 minutes 11 secondsMake Wade Do It
Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions.
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9 January 2026, 6:10 am - 53 minutes 35 seconds2026 Distractible Game Guide
New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise.
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5 January 2026, 6:05 am - 54 minutes 35 secondsGet Ready For A Lot of Ligolo
The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo.
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22 December 2025, 7:00 am - 43 minutes 28 secondsSquid Game (Even Too-er)
The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game.
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19 December 2025, 6:10 am - 47 minutes 15 secondsSize Matters (Part 2)
The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at pandaexpress.com or a store near you. Visit www.rocketmoney.com/Distractible
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15 December 2025, 6:10 am - 56 minutes 13 secondsWill It Into Existence
Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026.
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