Distractible
Distractible
- 56 minutes 45 secondsThe Council of Distractible (Part 2)
The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."
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17 February 2025, 6:10 am - 1 hour 3 minutesMark Prepared For This
Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!
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14 February 2025, 6:20 am - 1 hour 4 minutesWordPad Broke
All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.
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10 February 2025, 6:10 am - 59 minutes 46 secondsAcronyms, But Better
Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)
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7 February 2025, 6:10 am - 1 hour 7 minutesBig Dog Energy
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.
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3 February 2025, 8:50 am - 53 minutes 47 secondsMore Broken News31 January 2025, 6:10 am
- 1 hour 4 minutesOrder Matters Too
Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.
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27 January 2025, 6:10 am - 1 hour 13 minutesThere's An Easter Egg At 43:51
Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.
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24 January 2025, 6:10 am - 1 hour 6 minutesKnives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
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As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
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20 January 2025, 6:10 am - 57 minutes 11 secondsWhere Am I?!
Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
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10 January 2025, 6:10 am - 54 minutes 16 secondsThe Distractible Paradox
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.
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