Bad Movies Rule!

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Giving love to the unloved film.

  • 2 hours 29 minutes
    Miami Connection (1987)

    Miami Connection (1987) unleashes a taekwondo rock band battling ninjas, cocaine dealers, and bad hair in Florida’s wild underbelly! This ‘80s cult gem mixes synth tunes, flying kicks, and a plot as bonkers as motorcycle chases through Miami. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

    Hosts: James Hauser, Curt Mummer, Rachel Glassman, David Hillestad

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    9 January 2026, 6:00 am
  • 2 hours 7 minutes
    Cliffhanger (1993)

    Cliffhanger (1993) straps Sylvester Stallone into a high-altitude rescue gone wrong—where he battles bad guys, avalanches, and gravity on snowy peaks! This ‘90s action flick mixes over-the-top stunts, cheesy one-liners, and a plot hanging by a thread. Is this a cult classic or total trash?Hosts: James Hauser, Bob Hauser, Brian Bzdawka, Ryan MuellerSupport Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: [email protected]

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    2 January 2026, 6:00 am
  • 2 hours 25 minutes
    Back to the Future (1985) - Good Movies Rule #11

    Merry Christmas, we are off this week, but as a Christmas gift we are releasing an episode from our patreon for free - it's our 11th episode of Good Movies Rule with Back to the Future! This was recorded a couple of years ago, and if you enjoy it, consider joining the Patreon and you can have access to the entire Good Movies Rule library! Now sit back for a ride with Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd!

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    26 December 2025, 6:00 am
  • 40 minutes 39 seconds
    Mailbag Madness: Pickle Prank Unboxing, Festive Movie Debates, and Free BTTF Holiday Drop

    Ho ho ho, dive into a jolly Mailbag Madness where the BMR crew unboxes a hilarious Christmas care package from listener Ryan D.—complete with pickle-themed puns (dildo stickers, anyone?), a festive ornament, and the '90s remake of Christmas in Connecticut starring Dyan Cannon and Kris Kristofferson, sparking laughs and lube jokes galore! Listeners chime in with voicemail weather woes, movie pitches like Cloak and Dagger triple features, and heated debates on holiday classics (Home Alone's traps vs. Scrooged's vibes, plus underrated gems like The Night Before). Wrap it up with holiday cheer: no new ep on Dec 26, but a free drop of the Patreon-exclusive Back to the Future breakdown—perfect for time-traveling through the season with community banter, bad movie love, and yuletide vibes!

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    23 December 2025, 6:00 am
  • 2 hours 33 minutes
    Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

    So Sorry for the delay - we had quite the technical issue we had to solve, but it's all fixed!

    Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) drops Milla Jovovich into a 3D zombie apocalypse with slow-mo bullet storms, axe-wielding giants, and Wesker’s sunglasses obsession! This fourth entry cranks the CGI chaos, prison showdowns, and a plot that’s more virus than logic. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

    Hosts: James Hauser, Ryan Mattila, Stephanie Farrell, and Ryan Farrell

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    21 December 2025, 7:44 pm
  • 2 hours 42 minutes
    Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch ditches Michael Myers for a wild plot about evil masks, Stonehenge stones, and a plan to melt kids’ faces with Halloween magic! This ‘80s oddball mixes creepy commercials, android assassins, and a vibe that’s pure cult chaos. Is this a misunderstood gem or total trash?

    Hosts: James Hauser, Bob Hauser, Curt Mummer, David Hillestad, Ryan Mattila

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    12 December 2025, 6:00 am
  • 1 hour 17 minutes
    Mailbag Madness: Ryan's Descent Into Madness

    Dive into a frosty Mailbag where a South Korean listener sparks a heated debate on Celsius superiority over Fahrenheit, roasting "northern" vs. "southern" logic and touting 77°C as peak human comfort—leading to hosts' Wisconsin winter retorts and metric mockery! Things escalate with voicemails on a rabid fan's state pride, plus southern Pennsylvania shade that has everyone picking sides. Cap it off with nostalgic gems like a wild childhood triple feature (Cloak and Dagger sandwiched with Big Shots and Eddie Murphy's Delirious), movie recs from Baby Geniuses to Shaft, and Sidekicks-inspired daydream riffs—tune in for global banter, bad movie love, and one hosts slowing losing his mind.

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    8 December 2025, 6:00 am
  • 2 hours 35 minutes
    Top Gun (1986)

    Top Gun (1986) straps Tom Cruise into a fighter jet for high-flying ego battles, volleyball montages, and Kenny Loggins anthems! This ‘80s blockbuster mixes sweaty dogfights, cheesy romance, and a plot flying on pure adrenaline. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

    Hosts: James Hauser, Chuck, Brian Bzdawka, Ryan Farrell

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    5 December 2025, 6:00 am
  • 2 hours 16 minutes
    Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991)

    Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991) drops Christina Applegate into chaos when the old-lady babysitter croaks and the kids fake being adults to survive the summer! This ‘90s comedy mixes petty-cash scams, corporate climbing, and a plot as wild as a QUITTIN’ TIME party. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

    Hosts: James Hauser, Rachel Glassford, Nicole Frier, Stephanie Farrell

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    28 November 2025, 6:00 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Mailbag Madness: Converts, North Carolina BBQ Battles, and Twilight Trash Talk

    Dive into another hilarious Mailbag Madness where a listener raves about rediscovering John Carter as a new favorite (books and all!) thanks to the BMR crew's hype. Things get saucy with dueling North Carolina callers breaking down regional barbecue rivalries—Eastern vinegar loyalists vs. Western ketchup heretics. Cap it off with savage Twilight takedowns, childhood movie reevaluations like Drop Dead Fred, and wild banter on everything from Condorman Easter eggs to weather obsessions—tune in for non-stop laughs, movie nostalgia, and community vibes that prove bad movies rule!

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    24 November 2025, 6:00 am
  • 2 hours 28 minutes
    Sidekicks (1993)

    Sidekicks (1993) follows asthmatic teen Jonathan Brandis as he daydreams Chuck Norris into his life to fight bullies and win the girl! This ‘90s family flick mixes karate fantasies, cheesy training montages, and a plot as earnest as a roundhouse kick. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

    Hosts: James Hauser, Bob Hauser, Ryan Mattila, David Hillestad

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    21 November 2025, 6:00 am
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