This week, the girls are on the road! June kayaks and revels in a continental breakfast while Jessica wakes up some bats and gets in touch with her inner Babygirl in Austin. The girls then dive into how close proximity is a privilege and how they delight in a guilt free NAH. Hold on to your hot rollers, Deep Divers, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 

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East Coast/West Coast calendar tribulations aside, June and Jessica revisit a safe space for all. Running on fumes this week, we are too burnt out to read the book on burnout; but there's plenty to be grateful for and though we may have to bury our secrets in a bush, you can trust that there are life lessons to be learned in every diner and stadium parking lot across the nation.

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This week, June and Jessica are faced with the ultimate question: will parents rest ever again? Then they experiment with hydration, June hires a ghostbuster, and Jessica protects the names of those she loves. Plus we recap the sexiest thing we’ve ever heard in a TikTok. 

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This week, Jessica is working on a book proposal and is forced to face one of her biggest fears: looking at old photos. Then June “balances space” in Zone 1 at the airport before taking us through a very moving episode of “Alone.”

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This week, we are turning our phones on sleep mode, putting on our noise-cancelling headphones, and entering a sensory deprivation tank of our own making. Then June and Jessica chat the price of togetherness, early dinners and early arrivals, and the thrill and suspense of a 2-liter bottle of soda.

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This week, we are coming to you with a shocking reveal and an apology regarding last week’s tech issues. Then, we unearth the origin of Jessica’s true crime fears, and we discuss the importance of sharing (good news and/or drugs) with the ones we love most.

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This week, Jessica confesses she has a secret love of breaking and entering, after she SEAL Team 6’s into the Girl Cottage. The girls reminisce childhood break in stories and lament a missed connection with a hot firefighter. Then, they dive into the ethics of sliding into an earlier boarding zone, the emotional rollercoaster of international travel, and one very, very expensive suitcase.

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You think you're burned out? Try harboring a secret, second family. This week, we're revisiting when June and Jessica delve into the seedy worlds of gardening, missing persons, and Jessica makes a shocking revelation about her connection to Neanderthals. Rosemary hides, but you don't have to. Be proud of who you are. You. Be. You.

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This week, against all better judgment, Jessica has procured a hamster and things are not going well. Plus, June falls victim to the Postmates system while Jessica’s dad has career advice for Jake Cornell. 

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This week, June and Jessica are petitioning to bring back intercoms. Plus Jessica rents some deadstock exercise equipment from the 90s, June places an extreme order of half and half, and we discover the limitations of Jessica’s calendar system. 

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This week, June and Jessica are dealing with some major changes, and not just in Jessica’s insta DM settings. We dive into the importance of trying, the ins and outs of Google classrooms, and setting boundaries with both high-fives and butts. 

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