Jessica is cleaning out her medicine cabinet and June is trying not to crash. Plus we dive into sports metaphors (is this a sports podcast now?), signs and symbols, and hot Trader Joe’s small talk.

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Things are mysteriously disappearing in June’s home and Jessica is an expert on Olympic figure skating. Plus we dive into what’s in our “set bags,” high school theater auditions, and genitalia at work. 

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June breaks down her colonoscopy prep and Jessica gives us a peek into her daily chocolate routine. Plus we get a theology lesson from TikTok, call on our dead friends for guidance, and lean into our goddess energy.

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This week, we are joined by our dear friend Patrizia Hernandez to dive deep into Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show. We break down all our favorite moments, get stuck to plastic chairs, and yearn to be on the porch. Come vibrate with us!

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Jessica makes a workspace confession that hopefully won’t besmirch her good name, and June gets psyched for her colonoscopy. Plus we celebrate a free exchange of catch phrases, our love of regional accents, and tuning into the cosmic joke.

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Jessica loves her soundproof phone booth and June releases a PSA for conference calls. Plus we dive into “the big fog,” ADHD secrets, and 80s and 90s classroom cheats.

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This week, Jessica finds joy in saucers and costumes, and June learns the hard way that you really should just use the drive-thru. Plus we reflect on 2016, embrace these last days of Yuletide, and look forward to the Year of the Fire Horse.

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This week, June simply cannot keep her eyes open and Jessica fails at office space small talk. Plus we get a full breakdown of Jessica’s daily routine and learn that even when you go minute by minute, some time simply cannot be accounted for. 

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This week, Jessica is doing time in the Tacoma while June rings in the Yuletide with her fellow Capricorns. Then, they dive headfirst into women’s obsession with true crime, the importance of speaking up and ask the question: Are we cooked? 

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This week we are revisit a favorite episode with Casey Wilson, who joins Jessica to lead a discussion on the Art of Small Talk. Let us tell you the masters are at work, honey! Don't worry, June is along for the ride as a lifelong learner herself. Casey and Jessica discuss how to scan the room, increase verbal skills (lie), become ‘dog creepers’, and how weather is ALWAYS a great opener. Then, June has Casey and Jessica role-play some small talk scenarios which include the big three: engaging, pivoting, and appropriately ending your small talk. And yes, Home Goods is used to set the scene. Remember Deep Divers, even if you’re not a small talker, you can still refuse to pay full price for fabulous.

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Jessica and June dive into texts from exes, the joy of an unexpected early Christmas gift, and board game hustling. Wishing you all a Merry Christmas, Deep Divers - even if it’s weird!

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