• 26 minutes 25 seconds
    S16 Ep 883: Listener’s Mailbag: Chatabands and A Fox’s Tale

    In today’s Mailbag, there’s messages about dredging a canal, a back-catalogue marathon, a very late entry for Battle Of The Chatabands, not understanding shadows, a One In A Million story, a naughty tradesman and meeting your musical hero.

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    7 August 2026, 2:00 am
  • 40 minutes 21 seconds
    S16 Ep 882: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 2

    Picking up from the previous show, David continues his story about his magical time at The Cure’s concert at the Isle of Wight Festival. Well, this time he mainly talks about some annoying people next to him in the audience, but that didn’t stop him enjoying the whole day immensely. Plus, he and Joe discus noisy people on trains and re-visiting filming locations for The Cockfields, much of which was shot on the Isle of Wight.

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    6 August 2026, 2:00 am
  • 47 minutes 51 seconds
    S16 Ep 881: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 1

    First up, Joe tells David about getting locked out of his house recently - with the added stress of being topless and only wearing a little pair of shorts. So how on earth did he get out of that?! Then Joe wants to find out about David’s trip to see The Cure at The Isle of Wight Festival, which it turns out he had full backstage VIP passes for. So David sits back and recounts his magical day. And with so much to say, they obviously had to make it a double bubble episode - so part two is coming tomorrow.

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    5 August 2026, 2:00 am
  • 49 minutes 18 seconds
    S16 Ep 880: Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour

    The first episode of their new TV series - Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour - is out today on U&Gold. So it’s time for the guys to do some promotion for it on Chatabix and explain a little about what you can expect from the show. Which as you’d imagine, doesn’t go completely to plan but they do get there eventually. The three-part series sees David and Joe embark on a road trip to the real-world locations behind The Office, Porridge, and Fawlty Towers - and we hope you enjoy watching it as much as we did making it!

    Starting Tuesday 4 August at 9pm on U&Gold - with all episodes now available to view on demand too.

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    4 August 2026, 2:00 am
  • 27 minutes 30 seconds
    S16 Ep 879 Vault Mondays: Ronald McDonald and The new Telly Addicts Game

    It’s another dip into the Chatabix archives vault. And in this one, we chat about Ronald McDonald, M.A.S.H, doing weird things as a kid, why are we even bothering with this podcast, texting Josh Widdicombe, Joe buying Coke Zero, David's wife cooked a crap meal, and our new Telly Addicts Game. 

    First posted on 16th April 2021 

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    3 August 2026, 2:00 am
  • 42 minutes 32 seconds
    S16 Ep 878 Listener’s Mailbag: Very Old Emails and First Kisses

    On today’s Mailbag, David and Joe decide to find out how far back they can go back in the Yahoo account to find some really old emails, which ends up taking ages. But never fear, they manage to fill all that scrolling time with a few anecdotes. And once they're up and running, there’s emails about the missing story of Joe’s first kiss, a forgotten late night Chanel 4 show, an offer of some zookeeper tales, a Chatabiscuit picking up David-isms and a bodybuilding husband. Plus, there’s an update about David’s new friend ‘Graham’.

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    31 July 2026, 2:00 am
  • 41 minutes 32 seconds
    S16 Ep 877: Graham’s Song and Morning Walks

    Picking up from yesterday’s show, Joe wants to find out more about David’s early morning walks. But before they get into that, David updates Joe on a song he’s written about his new and very platonic relationship with a man. Then it’s on with the walking chat - and also a slightly morbid discussion about what they’d do if they ever found a dead body. 

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    30 July 2026, 2:00 am
  • 40 minutes 22 seconds
    S16 Ep 876: Men Give Their Willy No Thought

    Shortly before recording today’s pod, David saw a man wearing some very revealing trousers which clearly displayed his significant ‘package’. So obviously his and Joe’s discussion about that takes up most of the show - along with their thoughts on why people wear cycling shorts and the acceptability of groups of men wearing lycra in public.

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    29 July 2026, 2:00 am
  • 52 minutes 48 seconds
    S16 Ep 875: Clear Headed And Nothing To Say

    Well this is one of those tricky eps where David and Joe have a bit of a struggle finding things to talk about. But alongside a lot of head scratching, they manage to discuss David’s morning encounter with a man trying find a conference, a very nice young man in a farm shop, an iMessage game, an Andy Warhol interview, being the loudest person in the room and plugging other people pods.

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    28 July 2026, 2:00 am
  • 47 minutes 55 seconds
    S16 Ep 874 Vault Mondays: Experimental Party

    It’s archive episode time! And in this one, we try and have a party with some Patreons and it fails. Classic Chatabix.

    First posted on 9th May 2022 

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    27 July 2026, 2:00 am
  • 34 minutes 56 seconds
    S16 Ep 873 Listener’s Mailbag: Sloe Gin and Stand-offs

    In this week’s rather low-energy mailbag, there’s a great meeting your hero story, the making of a very slow gin and tonic, a master of comedy writing, a traffic stand-off story, some trouser advice, Park Run questions, thoughts on South East London, more funny names and more serving famous people. 

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    24 July 2026, 2:00 am
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