A new podcast from 3 born-sexy-yesterday know-nothings who won’t let their lack of facts get in the way of a good joke! Join Allie, Anne, and Lea every Sunday as they discuss the hunks, dweebs, and local bad boys of the All Elite Wrestling world.
It’s (probably) our final episode before witnessing Y’ALL IN in person, and we’re psyched! Will we show up in a three person costume as the Founding Fathers’ horse and both Young Bucks riding it? Who can never be sure. We get into all the fun storylines happening now: Hangman and Mox, Ospreay and Swerve and the Young Bucks, Mercedes and Toni, and also the less fun storylines, like MJF and the Hurt Syndicate and Kenny vs. Okada (sorry guys but SERIOUSLY). And what WOULD happen if Swerve and Ospreay were stranded on Mars together? See you in Texas!
(00:00) Chitchat Time and What’s Making Me Happy
(19:49) Hangman vs. Mox
(34:07) Ospreay & Swerve vs. the Young Bucks
(1:12:44) Mercedes Mone vs. Toni Storm
(1:15:58) MJF and the tag belts
(1:28:12) DCF/Okada/Kenny/Ibushi
As we start the All In Home Stretch, AEW storylines are kicking in high gear which means the girls' spirits are too! We SOLVE our issue with Okada completely, revel in Will Ospreay's Perfect Day, delight in the return of Mox's choking kink, celebrate Kris Stat's acting chops, and validate Mark Briscoe's moral fortitude. And hey, ancient girl perverts? Call us!
0:00 Chit Chat Time
8:47 DCF/Okada/Ibushi
35:40 Hangman/Young Bucks/Mox
1:11:01 Toni/Mercedes
1:20:25 Kris Stat
1:27:40 Mark Briscoe/MJF
It's the fourth installment of our From the Reviews series! If you give us a 5* review on any platform and shoot us a message with a request, we'll watch whatever match you ask and record ourselves watching it! In this episode we watched:
0:00 Golden Lovers vs Young Bucks suggested by Rambones Slampig
48:53 STARS (Hazuki & Koguma) vs. STARS (Hanan & Saya) suggested by CineMartialArts
01:18:48 LuluPencil vs Chris Brookes suggested by Senerio
1:56:22 Dean Ambrose vs Drew Mcintyre suggested by C
It was a very fun show at Arena Mexico this week and boy oh boy did it feel good to see Hangman open the show in Spanish! What a relief to see AEW be a good guest in another country. Otherwise, the show was light on promos, so we did a quick-ish show review and then go into Listener Questions! Everyone sent in some amazing stuff, so yeah, you’ll get to hear us talking through Allie’s artisanal spider silk, which wrestler would responsibly brood and hatch an egg, who would best survive a medieval court, and so much more!
(00:00) Chitchat Time and What’s Making Me Happy
(11:28) Arena Mexico show overview
(14:02) Men’s World Title Scene
(41:10) Don Callis Family
(53:46) MJF and Mistico
(57:46) Mercedes and Toni
(1:00:12) Ricochet & co.
(1:04:14) Listener Questions!!!
It was another monster Wednesday and your girls did everything they could to keep up. We’re proud to announce that Jon Moxley has been elected the Mayor of Toontown (extremely complimentary) while the Young Bucks are so focused on seducing back one of their middleman, they haven’t even noticed they’ve lost one! Plus we love Thekla, were delighted to have TaiJai back, and Kris flirts with the dark side again thanks to her literal little brother Yuta. Plus, Matt Jackson’s bun was fine the whole time. Enjoy us!
0:00 Chit Chat Time
12:47 Our Idea for the next Jericho Cruise
16:13 Men’s Title Scene Mega Topic
58:26 Okada and Kenny
1:15:47 Women’s Division
1:28:59 The Patriarchy
1:32:53 Apology to Matt Jackson
You might've watched Fyter Fest this week and thought, "Not that much happened, storywise. What will the girls find to talk about?" Well, we go on a romp through pop culture, past and present: Blockbuster, Pogs, Angelus, Medbay, Numb Tongue, Friday Night Lights, you name it, we mentioned it. Everyone backstage is convinced that if Hangman reconciles with Swerve, they'll be unstoppable: WILL Hangman ever get that one moment of perfect happiness? Also Mercedes ate a steak ringside and it wasn't even paywalled, Nigel embarrassed his husband Tony Schiavone, Kip Sabian must be coming up with surprises in the bedroom, and Kenny and Okada are our little babies who need to lock in. Enjoy listening as Lea drinks an entire bottle of wine!
(00:00) Chitchat Time and What’s Making Me Happy
(08:15) Ospreay, Hangman, Swerve, and Mox
(21:46) Blockbuster Video Digression
(26:28) Back to Ospreay etc.
(53:30) MJF and Hurt Syndicate
(58:12) Toni and Mercedes
(1:03:11) Nick Wayne
(1:05:46) Thekla
(1:12:14) Kenny and Okada
(1:25:30) Max Caster
(1:29:19) Tay Conti return
(1:31:50) Don Callis Family/the Paragon/Anthony Bowens
It’s our Double or Nothing episode and the girls have a new mantra: not only are we saying what we see, but we are BELIEVING what we see, and what we believe is that Double or Nothing was for us. Anarchy in The Arena’s comedy costumes, intergender violence, and flagpoles up the butt? For us. Toni and Mina ending in a passionate makeout? Extremely for us. Hangman and Ospreay retroactively justifying their entire build by a banger of a match that held our hearts in their fists the whole time? FOR US. Whatever the hell was going on in that Nigel McGuinness match? THE WHOLE TIME, IT WAS FOR US. What a night, and what a SUMMER yet to come!
0:00 Chit Chat Time and WMMH
8:00 Purchasing DoN
17:19 Ricochet vs Mark Briscoe
23:25 Speedball vs Okada
25:48 Anarchy in the Arena
51:30 Women’s Divish
1:08:03 Hangman vs Ospreay
1:39:59 DCF vs Paragon
1:42:54 Alex Marvez’s Return
1:46:46 FTR vs Nigel and Garcia
It's our pre-PV week, and we run through the upcoming Double or Nothing card with all the build, starting with a deep dive into Ospreay and Hangman's in-ring face off and going through all the rest of the many long, odd talking segments that had Allie questioning the very nature of existence. What IS wrestling? Don't get us wrong - it was high level entertainment, from the glass doll you stare through to the unforgettable night you're just never going to forget. Anyway, party matches and Anarchy in the Arena rock, the Hurt People suck, and FTR segments have gotten far too normal. Enjoy!
(00:00) Chitchat Time and What’s Making Me Happy (Allie)
(11:14) Ospreay and Hangman
(37:43) Mercedes Mone and Jamie Hayter
(45:16) Toni Storm and Mina Shirakawa
(50:00) Anarchy in the Arena setup
(1:14:07) Okada vs. Mike Bailey
(1:15:22) Ricochet and Mark Briscoe, Anthony Bowens
(1:22:43) Hurt People, Dustin Rhodes and Sammy Guevara
(1:29:49) FTR, Nigel, Daniel Garcia
Lea’s home from her Keeping It Strong Style Excursion and has plenty to report on, some of it even correct! We try to sort out what’s going on with the Death Riders and how the Elite and Gabe Kidd fit in. Plus Hangman is making Ospreay feel SO strange, MJF and the Hurt People get 14 interminable segments, and we’re SO happy to see Mina! Plus, Nigel apologizes to Tony Schiavone and it almost takes us out for good. Happy Mother’s Day everyone!
0:00 Chit Chat Time
11:01 Death Riders and the Elite
36:53 DCF, Hangman and Ospreay
50:55 MJF and the Hurt People
1:12:41 Toni/Mina/Mercedes
1:20:58 Tony/Nigel Derangement Syndrome
The girls are thriving SO much more than last week and I think it shows. After a rousing round of What's Making Me Happy, we get into all the big events of the week, starting with Dynamite's new Sum-41 theme song. Then we talk through Hangman and Will Ospreay's promo and what went wrong with Will Ospreay's side of it, where the men's title scene is going, and whether Will Ospreay should be allowed to call Swerve "one of my best friends." Plus, Toni Storm is here and queer, the Deathriders are here (derogatory) and haven't said anything about being queer, and Nigel really needs to delegate someone to be Tony Schiavone's protective husband when he's not around. Join us!
(00:00) Chitchat Time and What’s Making Me Happy (Anne)
(09:16) Dynamite New Theme Song
(14:12) Men’s Owen and Don Callis Family
(48:23) Women’s Division
(1:05:13) Deathriders/Opps/Elite/Rush
(1:28:40) FTR and Daniel Garcia
It’s a sleepy little week over here and after the long anticipated (or dreaded) return of What’s Making Me Happy, the girls dive in. Once again, the Young Bucks were the highlight of the week as they joined Ricochet to take on the Sewer Boys in a very classic Memphis Match (we ALL know what that means). Hangman comes for our jobs hard with some of his comments this week, and yes we ARE threatened. We also check in with Jon Moxley’s choking kink, Mercedes’s mush, Roddy’s t-shirt techniques, and hey, we had time to play the Dating Game!
0:00 What’s Making Me Happy
11:06 The Elite
33:36 Men’s Owen Tournament
47:28 The Opps/Deathriders
52:54 Women’s Owen Tournament
59:56 The Patriarchy/FTR/Paragon
1:07:49 The Dating Game!