Two Hot Takes
Morgan Absher
- 1 hour 35 minutes261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Ron Funches! We encounter quite a few stories this week where it's hard to tell if people are being genuine or phony! What are the real motives behind being nice to your friends husband that you can't stand? Or who/why are you kissing someone who isn't your wife on your wedding day.. on a disposable camera no less?! Going to need your help on these ones!
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26 March 2026, 5:42 am - 1 hour 43 minutes260: True Colors Came Out! Ft. DJ X
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Spotify's very own Xavier Jernigan aka AI DJ X! We get into an assortment of stories where people's true colors are coming out. From someone who doesn't want to take care of their partner when sick, to a weird family initiation OP wants their partner to participate in, to someone who heard their partners family talk terribly about them.. these are some complicated ones. Going to need your takes on these too!
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19 March 2026, 7:36 am - 1 hour 55 minutes259: A Rare Breed..
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! Ever met someone and thought, "They're a breed of their own"? Well that's what this weeks stories entail.. uniquely odd people and their equally unique problems. From someone who lied to his wife about coffee for years to a man whose wife is obsessed with his ex and her millionaire fiancé .. we have so many mind boggling stories. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones!
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12 March 2026, 7:22 am - 2 hours 39 minutes258: From the Vault..
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren, Justin & Michaela! Change of plans this birthday episode and we're dropping an assortment of our most juicy, jaw dropping, puzzling Patreon stories. Can't wait to see what you think about some of these.. they really are drama inducing. Hope to see you over on Patreon soon!
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6 March 2026, 4:44 am - 1 hour 59 minutes257: Odd Layers.. Ft. The Basement Yard
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Joe Santagato & Frank Alvarez from The Basement Yard! You guys have been waiting for this one, and I hope we delivered. We have a bunch of stories that have odd layers we're trying to peel back and sort though. For example a guy who used their Scrub Daddy as a liter box cleaner, a woman who doesn't want her future BIL at the wedding, a homicide detective that treats his partner like a suspect, and a very special "where's the beef" shirt. Can't wait to see how you would handle these ones!
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26 February 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 38 minutes256: That's Suspicious Ft. Taylor Tomlinson
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Taylor Tomlinson! The standup queen is here to help us sort through some stories that leave you feeling a little suspicious! For example, what's the real reason behind a hidden camera? Or why keep a room a secret from a partner for so long?! We get into these and so many more. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these stories.
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19 February 2026, 7:32 am - 1 hour 53 minutes255: Ludicrous! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Angela Giarratana! We get into stories that bring us the feelings of a rage room. Crazy, insane, but maybe a little cathartic after you talk about it enough? I'm still not sure but that's why I'm glad you're here to help us sort it. From a giant block of cheese to a woman whose husband reaches out to a high school crush I'm confused by the foolishness. Can't wait to hear your takes!
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12 February 2026, 7:40 am - 2 hours 11 minutes254: MORE Updates!
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Michaela! We needed one more week of closure - whether good or bad. So coming at you with chaotic updates on someone who calls out his wife for being jealous, a dad who sent his daughter's bf to the store for an inappropriate shirt, an OP whose partner has a crush on the personal trainer, and more! Buckle up and get ready to share your own takes in the comments.
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5 February 2026, 9:20 am - 2 hours 3 minutes253: Happy Updates Only..
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Jenna! With everything going on we needed stories that provide some closure, some relief, and a "happy" ending. Whether its the outcome of a woman telling her boyfriend he can't go from moms house to hers, a guy being honest with his GF because of a TikTok trend, or a guy that dresses up as Bigfoot and takes it too far.. these are some chaotic stories with closure. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on them.
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29 January 2026, 8:53 am - 1 hour 41 minutes252: Not Nice! Ft. Charlie Berens
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Charlie Berens! Charlie knows a thing or two about midwest nice, and these stories were NOT it. From someone whose boyfriend always ruins their stories, to a woman who just wants a solo art trip, a guy that got his proposal turned down and then checked out, and a few more. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these Reddit stories!
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22 January 2026, 8:00 am - 2 hours 10 minutes251: Am I Overreacting?!
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Michaela Okland! People often ask "Am I overreacting?" in situations where they're clearly NOT and today's episode has quite a few of them. From someone who found out she's related to her fiancé to a man that's got an imaginary Roach love interest named Ogtha we cover some seriously outrageous stories. So who's overreacting and who is not reacting enough?!.. Can't wait to hear your thoughts!
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