Two Hot Takes

Morgan Absher

Join host Morgan Absher and her team of co-hosts as they scavenge Reddit, listener write-ins, and the rest of the internet to give their hot takes on the juiciest dating, relationship, life, and AITA stories. Morgan's IG: https://www.instagram.com/morgsyabsher/ Listen to exclusive stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Follow along on Instagram: @TwoHotTakes Check out our YouTube Channel for full length videos! https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes

  • 2 hours 3 minutes
    204: Love It or Leave It..
    Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin and Lauren! Feels like the season of love.. or the end of it for some of this week's OPs. I mean its hard to stay when your partner get's mad you farted in front of them.. or if they're keeping a secret box full of your things.. What would you do if you were in their shoes? Let's hear your thoughts on these stories!

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    Index:
    00:00 -- Start 
    05:24 -- Story 1 My 26F Dad buys me a valentines card every year. My 28M Partner has an issue with it... 
    12:14 -- Story 2 Husband (35M) bought me (31F) same earrings I have worn daily for the last 2 years
    28:37 -- Story 3 How do I (32F) forgive my husband (42M) for drinking to excess on Valentine's Day and ruining our first night ever leaving our baby with a sitter?
    46:17 -- Story 4 My(27F) husband (28M) secretly recorded us and sent it to my ex
    01:02:32 -- Story 5 AITAH for wanting to divorce my husband bc he added ___ to my food?
    01:16:54 -- Story 6 I farted and my boyfriend got mad!
    01:35:33 -- Story 7 My [21M] girlfriend [20F] has a creepy box above the wardrobe
    20 February 2025, 5:40 am
  • 2 hours 7 minutes
    203: Is Eloping Underrated?..
    Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! We've been engaged for 1.5 years now and we're really getting to crunch time on wedding planning.. and it's got us thinking.. is eloping better? Is it underrated?! Or is having a wedding the way to go? When someone wears white to your wedding or when your mom shows up 45 minutes late and then blames you.. you really start to wonder which is the right call. What would you do if you were in these OPs shoes?!

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    13 February 2025, 8:47 am
  • 2 hours 18 seconds
    202: 4 Years Deep..
    Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! Here we are celebrating 4 years.. WOW. We've come a LONG way since that first 23 minute episode.. So in honor of how far we've come, I had to run it back with our girl Lauren and some stories that feel like the original chaos we first encountered! From someone finding out their partner did some dangerous to their meal to a person who's pregnant with her bosses son's baby this is feeling CrAzY. What are your takes on the stories?

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    Index: 
    00:00 -- Start 
    10:05 -- Story 1 AITA for embarrassing my fiancé at dinner after he “joked” about my upbringing?
    22:22-- Story 2 AITA for pouring my boyfriend's raw milk down the drain because I found out it's dangerous? 
    33:36 -- Story 3 The guy (22M) that I (21F) am dating is learning ASL for my brother, but my friends think it's creepy. How do I proceed with this?
    01:15:02 -- Story 4 I 26 M lost the trust of my fiance 25 F after she confessed something really shocking to me in bed. How do I move forward from this?
    01:27:52 -- Story 5 My (29f) boss/ best friends (45f) only son (22m) passed last week. Im pregnant with her son?
    6 February 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 36 minutes
    201: Any Upside to Evil? Ft. Gabby Windey
    Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Gabby Windey! We may be more unhinged than the stories on this week's episode, but we're here to see if there is any sliver of good in these evil posts. Like someone finding out their partner has a blackmail folder.. or another persons partner whispering hate comments to them while they "sleep".. This one is a wild ride y'all so please remain seated!

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    Index:
    00:00 -- Start 
    08:10 -- Story 1 AITAH: wife wants me to "set a budget" for ___ as part of her SAHM role.
    26:41 -- Story 2 My 29M gf 27F has a blackmail folder on her computer. She has one on me too. What should my next move be?
    43:39 -- Story 3 I'm 29F and my long-term partner (29M) is creating AI....
    1:00:03 -- Story 4 My partner (28M) whispered "I hate you" when he thought I (37M) was asleep. Do you think he means it?
    1:16:40 -- Story 5 AITA for calling my BILs wife insanely entitled after an argument over photos of my sister?
    1:30:56 -- Rapid Fire Wrap Up 
    30 January 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 56 minutes
    200: EPISODE 200! Your Time to Shine..
    Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host... oh wait there isn't one. For the first time ever, I'm being joined by only YOU! After almost 4 years and 199 episodes we're here at 200, and I don't have the words to express how truly grateful I am to everyone listening. This episode is a wild ride--From someone's partner pretending to be his friends to a baby being named after a dog to someone telling her husband he can't control his own body. But I am so happy I have you all here to help! Share your takes in the comments.. let's dive in.

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    Index: 
    00:00 -- Start 
    02:07 -- Story 1 
    21:37 -- Story 2
    33:02 -- Story 3 
    52:03 -- Story 4 
    01:08:59 -- Story 5 
    01:25:34 -- Story 6 
    01:39:59 -- Story 7 
    23 January 2025, 9:55 am
  • 1 hour 52 minutes
    199: A Chaotic Distraction..
    Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! This week we have a random assortment of stories that beg the question of did they react too hard? Overall though it just felt chaotic.. which was much needed after such a difficult week. We're thinking of everyone in our THT family right now, and wishing you health, wellness, and happiness. Last episode before 200... Head over to Patreon now if you want to participate in the big milestone :)

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    Index: 
    00:00 -- Start 
    04:05 -- Story 1 
    10:18 -- Story 2 
    19:22 -- Story 3 
    37:44 -- Story 4 TW* Toxic/Baby Trapping 
    01:03:04 -- Story 4 Update 2
    01:26:36 -- Story 5 
    01:37:00 -- Story 6 
    16 January 2025, 8:19 am
  • 2 hours 6 minutes
    198: New Beginnings..
    Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Justin and Lauren! We are kicking off 2025 in a bit of a unusual way.. Lauren and Justin are taking over and reading most of these ones. These are all stories that have something shifting and a new journey starting. Whether it's leaving a bad relationship or fostering a child that needs help, the people in these stories are off to a fresh start. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones!

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    Index:
    00:00 -- Start 
    3:51 -- Story 1 I need someone to please convince me [23f] to leave my boyfriend [25m] of 7 years.
    34:55 -- Story 2 Should I tell my friend we have a kid together?
    56:01 -- Story 3 I've been asked to foster my son's best friend, I don't know how to react.
    01:21:46 -- Story 4 BF [31M] woke me [34F] up at 2am to make him dinner; i made him leave instead
    01:36:34 Story 5 I [M35] am very unattractive and have made peace with being alone. My friends [FM30s] won't give up on trying to set me up with someone. What do I do?


    9 January 2025, 9:24 am
  • 2 hours 8 minutes
    197: Leaving it in 2024..
    Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Justin and Michaela! Our very last episode of the year, so it felt fitting to give air time to the things we are leaving behind in the new year. For example.. A partner that punishes you with domestic labour at home after a fight or a future MIL that thinks her son is babying his fiancé by just being loving.. 2025 aint got time for that! What is one thing you'd like to leave behind in the new year?! Can't wait to see your thoughts on these!

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    00:00 -- Start 
    05:41 -- Story 1 AITAH for getting upset with my MIL for calling my son by the wrong name bc she “likes it”
    16:05 -- Story 2 My (24f) boyfriend (23m) cheated 4 months ago and got a girl pregnant, wtf do I do now?
    28:28 -- Story 3 Last weekend I (36f) drunkenly flashed my husbands (31m) friends and he still can’t let it go. I’ve apologised and promised to not drink again what more can I do?
    48:41 -- Story 4 AITA for telling my son to stop treating his fiancé like a child?
    01:02:25 -- Story 5 AITA for yelling at my fiancée to stop talking so much?
    01:02:07 -- Story 6 This weekend I (29F) got very drunk and told my boyfriend's (35M) friend's wife that he is cheating on her - I regret this a lot and created a big mess for everyone involved, and am looking for any advice on how to potentially try to salvage these relationships?
    01:44:46 -- Story 7 Bf says I’m taking his joy away after I told him to stop peeing in the shower
    01:56:23 -- Story 8 Do I tell my wife the truth after 11 years?
    26 December 2024, 9:03 am
  • 1 hour 53 minutes
    196: Naughty or Nice? Ft. Amanda Lehan-Canto & Tommy Bowe
    Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Amanda Lehan-Canto & Tommy Bowe from Smosh! We're taking a little bit off Santa's plate this year, and making our own naughty or nice list. What list would you put someone on that leaves their partner in a dangerous situation? Or another who wants to wear her MILs wedding dress but SIL is now upset? Another Smosh infinity stone collected hehe, but most importantly I can't wait to hear your takes on these ones!

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    00:00-Start 
    03:36-Story 1 AITA for telling my SIL she shouldn't have a Christmas tree?
    14:26-Story 2 Peed my pants. My bf wouldn’t help me
    24:19-Story 3 I (f30) Had to protect his niece from a pitbull And my husband (m31) ran off. I have been ignoring him is this something that I should be forgiving him for?
    51:01-Story 4 AITAH for accidentally letting my sister in law get chemical burns on her face.
    01:12:16-Story 5 My [27F] fiancé’s [29M] mother gave me abortion pills as an early Christmas present. How on earth do I navigate this situation?
    01:32:11-Audible Hot Takes 
    01:47:18-Story 6 I’ve been calling my sister by her full given name when she deadnames my niece
    01:53:03-Story 7 AITA for agreeing to wear my MIL’s wedding dress for my wedding?
    19 December 2024, 8:07 am
  • 1 hour 48 minutes
    195: Do You Hate Them?!
    Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! You'd think that the people in your life are supposed to love you or at the very least like you but.. sometimes it feels like they just hate you. That's the vibe we got from the stories this week. There is no love lost between someone here.. or are we off base and there are perfectly reasonable explanations?! You tell us your thoughts on these ones!

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    12 December 2024, 9:44 am
  • 1 hour 37 minutes
    194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
    Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Bailey Sarian! This week's episode has us diving into stories where we question if the affected parties will be "making up." Whether it's a friend asking OP to not wear makeup around her husband, a wife who has a peculiar hobby, or a relationship in shambles over ice cream.. We will see if they can get through these issues. Luckily we have the true crime makeup queen herself here to help shed light and a little bit of hope!

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    5 December 2024, 8:35 am
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